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Ozzieboi26
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I'm just vibing in a corner
Ozzieboi26 • upvoted 37 items 2 years ago
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Well, I've been in MasterChef. Two things that I remember well is the judges having a Platoon of stylers following them around so they have the exact same appearance between takes. There was this judge who has a curl over his forehead. There was a person specifically designated to make sure the curl was always there and always with the same shape. Another thing that stood out was that the timers were all fake. Usually they recorded all the sentences like "start, 5-4-3-2-1.., you have 10 Min" at the beginning or at the end, sometimes even while we were cooking. They recorded them when the light was Ok. Specially in the outside episodes. Ah, and also...nothing is a surprise. You get to practice your dish for a week or more before the episode. There are no "surprise ingredients". And, this may come as obvious, they train you in cooking good, but a big part of the training was food presentation. Sometimes your dish was moved around the plate by the personnel when your presentation was not Ok for the lighting or for whatever reason. Feel free to ask more if you want details
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DAE really love extreme stormy weather—Dark clouds, lightning, rumbling of thunder?
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DAE get so anxious about the stuff you need to get done in your day that you end up just wallowing in a cesspit of procrastination as your anxiety continues to grow while you sit there doing nothing, rather than just getting up and doing it?
My Wife Made Her First Meme With Pictures Of Our Dog And She Was Really Proud Of It. His Name Is Lucky
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While in College (1978/79), this textbook in my Poli Sci class told of a time when Nixon was in office and demanded to leave the White House to go to a musical. Unplanned no prep for anything. Major s**t storm for the Secret Service. Eventually, They got Nixon to calm down and they never went out. One of our close new neighbors happened to work for the Secret Service. His family came over to our Family home for dinner one evening. Eventually, it came out he worked on the Nixon Detail a few years back that's when I shared the story I read in my textbook. He actually almost dropped his fork and say there with his mouth wide open. Apparently, the story was not only true but was supposed to be a secret. I showed him my book and he notated the author. I have no idea the outcome but it made the night more interesting.
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Christopher columbus...didnt discover s**t and brought misery wherever he went.
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Y'all need to cut this anti-vaccination s**t out like right now. Vaccines save lives.
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Not teaching manners with other people's pets. You want to pat my dog you f**king ASK, then you introduce yourself to her (back of your hand to sniff), THEN you may pat her. DO NOT harass her. My dog is a sweetheart but she is an animal and she is at exactly the right height to bite your little darlings face off and then its my fault and my dog dies because you couldnt teach your brat some manners.
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As a kid, it was boring. As a teen, it brought nothing into my life. As an adult, it's hard to ignore all the corruption, greed, sexual improprieties and contradiction. Ultimately, if there was a god, this is the best it can do? I'm not impressed.
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So many things but the final straw for me was my church asking a homeless man to leave and not come back. He would sit and listen to the sermons never bothered anyone and always sat in the very back. I confronted my youth group leader and she defended the preacher.
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My mother. She instilled some serious shame into me under the guise of God. Some things she said: -Not allowed to believe in Santa because that takes credit away from God. Santa was actually a hand of Satan trying to corrupt me -Not allowed to believe in the Easter Bunny because it was also a hand of Satan trying to corrupt me away from Jesus. -I wasn't allowed to feel pride in my accomplishments because it's a sin -I was a d**khead because my dad got me fully vaccinated as a child and that is against God's plan -Hollywood is operated by Satan so I wasn't allowed to watch movies or shows (especially Disney) -Harry Potter was an absolute no because witchcraft is an affront to God -Scientists should not be trusted under any circumstances -My rare genetic condition was part of God's plan and I'd understand some day -Not allowed to say "damn" because it's an affront to God -etc That combined with her regular, not religious abuse has left me struggling a lot with my religiosity.Show All 37 Upvotes
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Well, I've been in MasterChef. Two things that I remember well is the judges having a Platoon of stylers following them around so they have the exact same appearance between takes. There was this judge who has a curl over his forehead. There was a person specifically designated to make sure the curl was always there and always with the same shape. Another thing that stood out was that the timers were all fake. Usually they recorded all the sentences like "start, 5-4-3-2-1.., you have 10 Min" at the beginning or at the end, sometimes even while we were cooking. They recorded them when the light was Ok. Specially in the outside episodes. Ah, and also...nothing is a surprise. You get to practice your dish for a week or more before the episode. There are no "surprise ingredients". And, this may come as obvious, they train you in cooking good, but a big part of the training was food presentation. Sometimes your dish was moved around the plate by the personnel when your presentation was not Ok for the lighting or for whatever reason. Feel free to ask more if you want detailsdoes-anybody-else-questions
DAE get so anxious about the stuff you need to get done in your day that you end up just wallowing in a cesspit of procrastination as your anxiety continues to grow while you sit there doing nothing, rather than just getting up and doing it?does-anybody-else-questions
DAE really love extreme stormy weather—Dark clouds, lightning, rumbling of thunder?My Wife Made Her First Meme With Pictures Of Our Dog And She Was Really Proud Of It. His Name Is Lucky
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