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affogato • commented on 2 posts 3 weeks ago

50 Hilarious Random Memes To Brighten Up Your Day (New Pics)

How did you even get it..??

50 Hilariously Relatable Memes To Prove You Are Not In This Alone (New Pics)

Both

affogato • commented on 10 posts 1 month ago

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affogato • commented on 17 posts 2 months ago

“Just A Screen”: 30 Parts Of Jobs The General Public Isn’t Supposed To Know About

Ratatouille perhaps

“She Thought Our Home Life Was Insane”: 30 People Share Their Weirdest Childhood Home Rules

Well number 7 makes sense. That was and still is one of the rules in my parents house.

“Just A Screen”: 30 Parts Of Jobs The General Public Isn’t Supposed To Know About

Ratatouille perhaps

“She Thought Our Home Life Was Insane”: 30 People Share Their Weirdest Childhood Home Rules

Well number 7 makes sense. That was and still is one of the rules in my parents house.

30 People Share Their Unfortunate Experiences Of Living In Apartments

its not even food its just cans in a tied up bag. Relax

30 People Share Their Unfortunate Experiences Of Living In Apartments

Possibly the most uncensored piece on bored panda ever

50 Tweets That Won Comedy Gold This October

60 bucks a year for dark mode. Sheesh

Intellectuals Are Cracking Up At These 50 Memes That Were Created Specially For Them

Dude whipped out the actually useful five minute crafts videos back from like 2018 and actually followed the instructions

Challenge Your Knowledge of Capitals: Only 6% Score Beyond 16/20

19/20 cuz I picked Brisbane instead of ottawa

"Parents, What Secrets Do Your Children Think They Are Hiding From You?" (36 Answers)

As a furry myself… If you mean that side of stuff, I would like you to know it’s not very common and doesn’t happen a lot at meetups/conventions etc.

30 Examples Of Hospital Food From Various Places Around The World, As Shared By Folks Online

💀

30 Examples Of Hospital Food From Various Places Around The World, As Shared By Folks Online

Chicken hotpot? Where’s the hotpot and soup lmfao?? Like that’s just chicken

“Now Kinda Embarrassing”: 35 Trends That Blew Up As Quickly As They Died

I had a blue glow in the dark one (Withdrawn), A green glow in the dark one, (Rusted), A metallic one, (Cut my hand and got me a tetanus shot), and a bunch of other ones

“Now Kinda Embarrassing”: 35 Trends That Blew Up As Quickly As They Died

They probably tattoo a giant dıck on their back

“Another Satisfied Client”: 30 Funny Times People Didn’t Even Try To Do Their Job Right

Helloooooo E. Coli

“Another Satisfied Client”: 30 Funny Times People Didn’t Even Try To Do Their Job Right

“Hey this one isn’t actually too bad!” Oh wait. Nevermind.

“Another Satisfied Client”: 30 Funny Times People Didn’t Even Try To Do Their Job Right

We’ll Chær acess

“Another Satisfied Client”: 30 Funny Times People Didn’t Even Try To Do Their Job Right

“Hey mom can we get a range hood?” Mom: “No, we already have a range hood at home.” Range hood at home:

50 People Shared What Puts Them In The Top 1% Of The Population

There are actually only four people with my last name in the whole of Australia… Me, My brother, My father and my uncle.

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affogato • upvoted 5 items 2 months ago

Intellectuals Are Cracking Up At These 50 Memes That Were Created Specially For Them

I will not quilt get Iver this.. https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/bd1dd21e548b52516e3c7813a84def0f.jpg

50 Unique And Random Facts You Can Use In Conversations When You Run Out Of Things To Say

Imagine what my life would have been like if BP had censored the word 'd**g' effectively in the above image. I could have been someone.. I could have made positive change in the world.. I could have lived with purpose. Sadly, my young mind was corrupted in an instant and I am now spiralling into darkness. My once promising mind is corrupted and I shall only know torment until my blackened heart rests at the end of what will surely be a cursed life. Why, BP? WHY? Tell your children what has happened here today, lest they sink into the same deep, dark cavern of woe.

Intellectuals Are Cracking Up At These 50 Memes That Were Created Specially For Them

I will not quilt get Iver this.. https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/bd1dd21e548b52516e3c7813a84def0f.jpg

50 Unique And Random Facts You Can Use In Conversations When You Run Out Of Things To Say

“Classic HR Memes”: 30 Painfully Hilarious Posts

Everyone seems to think a 4 day work week will get them a 3 day weekend every week. It doesn't work out like that. You might work Sunday and Monday, off Tuesday, work Wednesday, off Thursday, work Friday, off Saturday. And maybe it will change every week.

“Now Kinda Embarrassing”: 35 Trends That Blew Up As Quickly As They Died

I had a blue glow in the dark one (Withdrawn), A green glow in the dark one, (Rusted), A metallic one, (Cut my hand and got me a tetanus shot), and a bunch of other ones

50 Of The Most Interesting And Fascinating Facts And Images Shared On “Be Amazed” (New Pics)

dude never grew into that hairline

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affogato • commented on 5 posts 3 months ago

50 Disturbing Facts To Make You Want To Crawl Under Your Bed And Stay There

Oh hell nah dawg

50 Memes That Dog Owners May Find Funny And Relatable

!!!! WE LOVE JAMESY !!!!

50 Disturbing Facts To Make You Want To Crawl Under Your Bed And Stay There

Oh hell nah dawg

50 Memes That Dog Owners May Find Funny And Relatable

!!!! WE LOVE JAMESY !!!!

50 Of The Most Adorable Cats That Need A Raise For Their Top-Tier Work Ethic (New Pics)

NAH WHO GOT BRO WORKING THE NIGHT SHIFT HELL NAH

35 ‘Humans Of Capitalism’ Pics That Might Make You Laugh And Cry At The Same Time (New Pics)

WHOSE SOLAR MASS SIZED FATASS THOUGHT THE CINNAMON BUN WOULD BE THAT BIG

35 ‘Humans Of Capitalism’ Pics That Might Make You Laugh And Cry At The Same Time (New Pics)

LMFAO WHAT I DID NOT NEED TO WASTE A MOUTHFUL OF BAJA BLAST FOR THAT

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affogato • upvoted an item 3 months ago

50 Of The Most Adorable Cats That Need A Raise For Their Top-Tier Work Ethic (New Pics)

NAH WHO GOT BRO WORKING THE NIGHT SHIFT HELL NAH

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affogato • commented on 2 posts 3 weeks ago

50 Hilarious Random Memes To Brighten Up Your Day (New Pics)

How did you even get it..??

50 Hilariously Relatable Memes To Prove You Are Not In This Alone (New Pics)

Both

affogato • commented on 10 posts 1 month ago

30 Times ‘Confidently Incorrect’ People Dug Their Own Grave

*dissapointed sigh*

30 Times ‘Confidently Incorrect’ People Dug Their Own Grave

This dumb f**k istg

China Is Its Own World And These 50 Pics Prove It

LMAO WHAT THE F**K THIS IS GENIUS GIVE THIS GUY A MEDAL

China Is Its Own World And These 50 Pics Prove It

fjfjgongeb.

30 Hilariously Dark Comics You Might Enjoy By ToothyBj

As soon as I saw this it screamed tv girl

50 Hilarious Memes To Help Ease Your Anxiety With Laughter

Wow… bored panda was so much nicer in 2021…

“Months Of Saving”: 50 Times People Instantly Regretted Spending Money

WHAT THE F**K IS THIS

50 Fascinating Items From The 20th Century That We Don’t See Every Day Anymore

Oh god please dont

50 Fascinating Items From The 20th Century That We Don’t See Every Day Anymore

Yeah, not so old but I still have a 2011 Xbox 360 that’s still up and kicking, Works perfectly with little to no lag

50 Fascinating Items From The 20th Century That We Don’t See Every Day Anymore

Helll-looooo asbestos!

affogato • commented on 8 posts 2 months ago

“Just A Screen”: 30 Parts Of Jobs The General Public Isn’t Supposed To Know About

Ratatouille perhaps

“She Thought Our Home Life Was Insane”: 30 People Share Their Weirdest Childhood Home Rules

Well number 7 makes sense. That was and still is one of the rules in my parents house.

30 People Share Their Unfortunate Experiences Of Living In Apartments

its not even food its just cans in a tied up bag. Relax

30 People Share Their Unfortunate Experiences Of Living In Apartments

Possibly the most uncensored piece on bored panda ever

50 Tweets That Won Comedy Gold This October

60 bucks a year for dark mode. Sheesh

Intellectuals Are Cracking Up At These 50 Memes That Were Created Specially For Them

Dude whipped out the actually useful five minute crafts videos back from like 2018 and actually followed the instructions

Challenge Your Knowledge of Capitals: Only 6% Score Beyond 16/20

19/20 cuz I picked Brisbane instead of ottawa

"Parents, What Secrets Do Your Children Think They Are Hiding From You?" (36 Answers)

As a furry myself… If you mean that side of stuff, I would like you to know it’s not very common and doesn’t happen a lot at meetups/conventions etc.

affogato • upvoted an item 1 month ago

30 Hilariously Dark Comics You Might Enjoy By ToothyBj

Ouch

affogato • upvoted 5 items 2 months ago

Intellectuals Are Cracking Up At These 50 Memes That Were Created Specially For Them

I will not quilt get Iver this.. https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/bd1dd21e548b52516e3c7813a84def0f.jpg

50 Unique And Random Facts You Can Use In Conversations When You Run Out Of Things To Say

“Classic HR Memes”: 30 Painfully Hilarious Posts

“Now Kinda Embarrassing”: 35 Trends That Blew Up As Quickly As They Died

I had a blue glow in the dark one (Withdrawn), A green glow in the dark one, (Rusted), A metallic one, (Cut my hand and got me a tetanus shot), and a bunch of other ones

50 Of The Most Interesting And Fascinating Facts And Images Shared On “Be Amazed” (New Pics)

dude never grew into that hairline

affogato • upvoted 4 items 3 months ago

50 Times Animals Were So Randomly Funny, People Just Had To Take A Picture Of Them (New Pics)

The government after the kitten tests positive:

50 Of The Most Adorable Cats That Need A Raise For Their Top-Tier Work Ethic (New Pics)

NAH WHO GOT BRO WORKING THE NIGHT SHIFT HELL NAH

35 ‘Humans Of Capitalism’ Pics That Might Make You Laugh And Cry At The Same Time (New Pics)

LMFAO WHAT I DID NOT NEED TO WASTE A MOUTHFUL OF BAJA BLAST FOR THAT

50 Times Folks Didn’t Regret Going ‘Dumpster Diving’ Because They Scored True Treasures (New Pics)

Cocoa pebbles makes my clothes so soft!

affogato • upvoted 10 items 4 months ago

These 50 Chuckle-Worthy Images May Make You Spit Out Your Drink

It’s a phenomenon that I’d prefer remain top secret

50 Times Customer Cluelessness Knew No Bounds (New Pics)

Entitled customer much-

If Your Cheesecake Has Any Cracks: Just “Decorate” It In Fruit

‘I Had A Stroke’: 50 Typos That Might Just Send You Spiraling Down To Cuckoo Land

NOOOOOOOOOO

38 Times Companies Faced Such Backlash From Customers It Became Historic

Why people still continue to use those awful, overpriced phones, I'll never understand (edit: I know I'll get downvoted but oh well)

50 Cool Facts To Satisfy Your Obsessive Need To Know Everything

And they're both dead. So remember kids: don't try to follow your dreams, you'll just die like everyone else.

50 Hilarious Tweets From Parents Who Aren’t Afraid To Tell It Like It Is (Best Of All Time)

OUCH

50 Hilarious Tweets From Parents Who Aren’t Afraid To Tell It Like It Is (Best Of All Time)

CALL AN AMBULANCE

“Mommy, Look! She’s So Pretty!”: 30 People Share The Biggest Ego Boosts They’ve Ever Gotten

The ultimate acheivement

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