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Man in the ceiling • upvoted 40 items 2 years ago

35 Times People Actually Read The Terms And Conditions And Found Something So Unexpected, They Just Had To Share It Online

Imagine a terrorist following paint store terms and conditions while plotting terrorism.

50 Times People Made Such Funny English Mistakes, Others Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

*Truly goddammit

50 Times People Made Such Funny English Mistakes, Others Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

Turkey an impressive feat

35 Times People Actually Read The Terms And Conditions And Found Something So Unexpected, They Just Had To Share It Online

Lotteries winnings based on pure luck are illegal in Canada. "But Canadian sweepstakes law requires that sponsors remove the third component, winners are chosen by luck, for a giveaway to be legal. A giveaway cannot use pure luck to determine who wins. There must be at least some element of skill involved, according to the Canadian Competition Act."

50 Times People Made Such Funny English Mistakes, Others Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

*Have had crewed

50 Times People Made Such Funny English Mistakes, Others Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

Wuhy higher

35 Times People Actually Read The Terms And Conditions And Found Something So Unexpected, They Just Had To Share It Online

...cannot? or may not?

50 Times People Made Such Funny English Mistakes, Others Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

Thank-you? You.

50 Times People Made Such Funny English Mistakes, Others Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

Well if you know (even) basic Arabic, you'll know that these are actually colloquial/slang terms used in spoken Arabic and I am guessing they MUST communicate in English so they've literally translated every phrase. In their heads they still read it in Arabic and it makes perfect sense. And going by the Arabic text I am guessing this is Egyptian or some African dialect of Arabic. If I were to translate it by language and not by words the first email says Dear HR, please don't cut my salary, I have mouths to feed and rent to pay. I got children to take care of while you're living a lavish life. The wish about damaging the house must again be something lost in translation because in Arabid even a vovel mark or a tittle changes the whole meaning

50 Times People Made Such Funny English Mistakes, Others Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

When you learnt english too hard

50 Times People Made Such Funny English Mistakes, Others Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

Oh this should be WAY higher.

50 Times People Made Such Funny English Mistakes, Others Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

I was like mispell a what and then I read it again

50 Times People Made Such Funny English Mistakes, Others Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

I... I think Raj was TRYING to be supportive. :/

50 Times People Made Such Funny English Mistakes, Others Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

The pointless censorship on BP is getting kind of tiresome. We all know what it says, but covering it up completely ruins the effect.

50 Times People Made Such Funny English Mistakes, Others Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

To be honest, I would say the same.

50 Times People Made Such Funny English Mistakes, Others Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

To watch the show!

50 Times People Made Such Funny English Mistakes, Others Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

Design like no one can read

50 Times People Made Such Funny English Mistakes, Others Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

"Made in chin"

50 Times People Made Such Funny English Mistakes, Others Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

Oh dear.

50 Times People Made Such Funny English Mistakes, Others Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

What the barmy bat did I just read

50 Times People Made Such Funny English Mistakes, Others Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

Now I is cry two

50 Times People Made Such Funny English Mistakes, Others Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

Please die.

50 Times People Made Such Funny English Mistakes, Others Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

They are Cubs' fans, I presume...

50 Times People Made Such Funny English Mistakes, Others Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

You shall pay for my accidentally spitted-out unsee juice :)

50 Times People Made Such Funny English Mistakes, Others Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

*have croden

50 Times People Made Such Funny English Mistakes, Others Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

Under the rest??? But what about the first ones! Do they have someone under them???

50 Times People Made Such Funny English Mistakes, Others Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

When they finished they were corroded

50 Times People Made Such Funny English Mistakes, Others Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

I hurt my 2th while eating some 2st.

50 Times People Made Such Funny English Mistakes, Others Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

Howard: why not!

50 Times People Made Such Funny English Mistakes, Others Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

Upvote for the Indian swag!

50 Times People Made Such Funny English Mistakes, Others Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

Wow, that's naughty

50 Times People Made Such Funny English Mistakes, Others Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

No pressure, tho'

50 Times People Made Such Funny English Mistakes, Others Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

Ahem.... it's more like a backspace

35 Times People Wrote Hilarious Things When They Were Not Trying To, As Shared In This Online Group

I am years

This Woman Doesn’t See Her Mom At Award Ceremony Because She Missed It To Be With Her Autistic Brother, Cuts All Ties With Her

What exactly does this mother think is going to happen to her son when she's gone?

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Man in the ceiling • submitted 5 new posts 2 years ago

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Hey Pandas, What’s A Recent Show/Movie That Has Gotten Negative Attention That You Think Is Actually Good?

Challenges

Hey Pandas, Post The Most Recent Meme You Have Saved.

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Hey Pandas, What’s Something Repeating Itself In The World Right Now That We Should’ve Learned From Originally?

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Hey Pandas, What Are Some Things About New Relationships You Wish More People Knew About? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What’s Something You Think Is Ruining Society? (Closed)

Man in the ceiling • submitted 3 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What’s A Recent Show/Movie That Has Gotten Negative Attention That You Think Is Actually Good?

Hey Pandas, Post The Most Recent Meme You Have Saved.

Hey Pandas, What’s Something You Think Is Ruining Society? (Closed)

Man in the ceiling • commented on 20 posts 2 years ago

50 Times Old People Used Social Media And Provided The Internet With These Gems

Bro what

"No Context USA" Twitter Page Proves That There's No Other Place Like It In The World, Here Are 40 Of Their Funniest Posts

Work on your sarcasm then friend 🦞

"No Context USA" Twitter Page Proves That There's No Other Place Like It In The World, Here Are 40 Of Their Funniest Posts

Bingo 😁

40 Ads And Promos That Tried Hard To Be Relevant But Failed Miserably

I thought it was a meme former that came from a weird depression meme

35 Times People Just Had To "Take One For The Team", As Shared In This Online Thread

😶

"Straight Boy Texts": 50 Of The Most Infuriating Messages People Ever Received From Men

Sorry to be so aggressive but I cant get over how pretty your eyes are 😍

"Straight Boy Texts": 50 Of The Most Infuriating Messages People Ever Received From Men

How they felt writing this: 😎🥵. How they look: 👹🤏

"Straight Boy Texts": 50 Of The Most Infuriating Messages People Ever Received From Men

Sorry to be so aggressive but I cant get over how pretty your eyes are 😍

"Straight Boy Texts": 50 Of The Most Infuriating Messages People Ever Received From Men

Probably the best attempt in this entire list

"Straight Boy Texts": 50 Of The Most Infuriating Messages People Ever Received From Men

Fair

Entitled Man Proposes At His Brother's Wedding, The Groom Takes Brutal Revenge That Ends Up Ruining His Proposal And Relationship

Because it’s copied from Reddit, where everything’s revenge fiction lmao

30 Absurd Movie Details That No One Should Take Seriously, As Shared On This Page (New Pics)

I agree I think it’s a good movie

30 Absurd Movie Details That No One Should Take Seriously, As Shared On This Page (New Pics)

I honestly would’ve tried it but I have too many shows/movies on my watchlist

30 Absurd Movie Details That No One Should Take Seriously, As Shared On This Page (New Pics)

👍 noice

35 Times People Posted Such Unhinged Things On TikTok, This Twitter Page Just Had To Shame Them (New Pics)

Alright thanos lmao

35 Times People Posted Such Unhinged Things On TikTok, This Twitter Page Just Had To Shame Them (New Pics)

Yeah the not ALL of the posts are satire, but most of these are (I’ve happened to see most of these before I saw this thread)

35 Times People Posted Such Unhinged Things On TikTok, This Twitter Page Just Had To Shame Them (New Pics)

Thank god someone oticed

35 Times People Posted Such Unhinged Things On TikTok, This Twitter Page Just Had To Shame Them (New Pics)

It’s dark humor but not a lot of people in this thread seem to realize that most (not all but most) are just ironic or for entertainment purposes.

35 Times People Posted Such Unhinged Things On TikTok, This Twitter Page Just Had To Shame Them (New Pics)

I’ve seen this TikTok it’s a joke

35 Times People Posted Such Unhinged Things On TikTok, This Twitter Page Just Had To Shame Them (New Pics)

It’s a joke man why do so many people miss it 😭

Man in the ceiling • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

“AITA For Refusing To Lie To My Mother’s Husband About How I Met My Husband?”

Absolutely!

“AITA For Refusing To Lie To My Mother’s Husband About How I Met My Husband?”

50 Times People Made Such Funny English Mistakes, Others Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

"Made in chin"

I Am God

Found This On Fb

50 Times People Made Such Funny English Mistakes, Others Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

You Are F**k

50 Times People Made Such Funny English Mistakes, Others Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

Design like no one can read

Engrish

To Punish And Enslave

Yeah, Mike

Help Me Translate This: 'Bloody Sltwhre Father F**k'

50 Times People Made Such Funny English Mistakes, Others Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

Please die.

Chilled Beer

50 Times People Made Such Funny English Mistakes, Others Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

They are Cubs' fans, I presume...

50 Times People Made Such Funny English Mistakes, Others Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

Thank-you? You.

50 Times People Made Such Funny English Mistakes, Others Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

What the barmy bat did I just read

Belly Button. Elevator

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