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Fizzer • commented on 4 posts 1 year ago

“Don’t Assume You Are The Average”: 45 People Discuss Things That Seem Safe But Actually Aren’t

That person should not be considered as a friend.

50 Funny Memes Calling Out Women In The Best Way

It's sooo different! You look so beautiful!......in the before pic (jk)

“Don’t Assume You Are The Average”: 45 People Discuss Things That Seem Safe But Actually Aren’t

That person should not be considered as a friend.

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Fizzer • upvoted 36 items 1 year ago

“Don’t Assume You Are The Average”: 45 People Discuss Things That Seem Safe But Actually Aren’t

That person should not be considered as a friend.

50 Terrible Food Pictures That Might Make Your Stomach Cringe

As a recovering alcoholic - no I love this :) I would also stock it with fancy rolls of bread and other tubular snacks

“Don’t Assume You Are The Average”: 45 People Discuss Things That Seem Safe But Actually Aren’t

That person should not be considered as a friend.

50 Terrible Food Pictures That Might Make Your Stomach Cringe

As a recovering alcoholic - no I love this :) I would also stock it with fancy rolls of bread and other tubular snacks

50 Of The Worst Things People Experienced Whilst On Holiday

I'm sure that works, but wouldn't it dissolve wood varnish and possibly plastic?

50 Of The Worst Things People Experienced Whilst On Holiday

We had to deal with a bedbug infestation in our home, and it turned out that both I and my mom are both highly sensitive to the bites. Thankfully, I found a really effective spray that completely destroys both the bugs and their eggs, and ANYONE can get the ingredients at your local health and beauty section: in a 24oz spray bottle, mix equal parts clear isopropyl alcohol, hydrogen peroxide, and 100% acetone nail polish remover; shake lightly to mix and spray ALL fabric and wood surfaces once a week. Air it out for an hour afterwards if you have scent sensitivities, and vacuum/wipe up the dead bugs. I like to keep a smaller spray bottle in my luggage when I travel, just in case.

50 Terrible Food Pictures That Might Make Your Stomach Cringe

Am I the only one who wants to turn the cans so the moustaches are all pointing downwards? It’s making my eye twitch. 😉 See?

50 Terrible Food Pictures That Might Make Your Stomach Cringe

15 minutes ago the poor dude was chillin in the field with his homies 😂

50 Terrible Food Pictures That Might Make Your Stomach Cringe

That's not even medium rare. That's "stitch it back together and it runs away-rare"

50 Terrible Food Pictures That Might Make Your Stomach Cringe

More water or more tea?☕ I really love tea! Any tea fans here?

50 Funny Memes Calling Out Women In The Best Way

It's sooo different! You look so beautiful!......in the before pic (jk)

35 Fascinating Facts That People Only Learned Now And Just Had To Share With Others (New Pics)

I'm sorry, but your logic and reason don't integrate into Puritan Operating Systems. Please reboot until you can no longer read or write or think for yourself and believe everything bad that happens is due to Satan. Thank you, and have pleasant witch burning...

35 Fascinating Facts That People Only Learned Now And Just Had To Share With Others (New Pics)

I think the answer he was looking for was likely “white men.” I’m also wondering whether those white men were from the US. I’m always appalled that people think they can March into another country and take s**t; imagine a foreigner coming into your country and taking valuable (setting aside the matter whether prices are artificially inflated) s**t. It boggles the mind!

35 Fascinating Facts That People Only Learned Now And Just Had To Share With Others (New Pics)

Nope, got two of 'em. And you?

35 Fascinating Facts That People Only Learned Now And Just Had To Share With Others (New Pics)

George needed you as his lawyer!

35 Fascinating Facts That People Only Learned Now And Just Had To Share With Others (New Pics)

Miners. It doesn't miraculously appear .

35 Fascinating Facts That People Only Learned Now And Just Had To Share With Others (New Pics)

And who mined the most of that 22%?

35 Fascinating Facts That People Only Learned Now And Just Had To Share With Others (New Pics)

Surely she was best known for The Goonies?

50 “Blessed Images” That Might Be Exactly What You Needed Today (New Pics)

That's actually a very sweet idea! Outside of work, the only human interaction I get is when I go to the shops, which is only once a week. Sometimes it's just nice to hear people chat, maybe even contribute a line or two.

40 Bizarre And Inspiring Medical Cases That People Shared On This Online Community (New Pics)

Thank you very much! 🥰

40 Bizarre And Inspiring Medical Cases That People Shared On This Online Community (New Pics)

He had surgery and it was sown back in place. [...]One year later, the Taiwan patient’s iris remained attached with only “mild deformity,” Chen and Hsiao said. Though there’s no evidence of glaucoma so far, the patient now wears glasses to help him achieve 20/50 vision in the injured eye: He needs to be within 20 feet to see what people with healthy vision can spot at 50 feet[...]

40 Bizarre And Inspiring Medical Cases That People Shared On This Online Community (New Pics)

@eye surgeon Bored Pandas: is this, umm, repairable? What does he see?

30 Examples Of People So Consumed By Hustle Culture They Lose Touch With Reality

Only one way to find out.

30 Examples Of People So Consumed By Hustle Culture They Lose Touch With Reality

I feel like I'm chanting a spell trying to read this. It's not going to release some ancient evil or some such if I finish, is it?

30 Examples Of People So Consumed By Hustle Culture They Lose Touch With Reality

Horrible on so many levels

30 Examples Of People So Consumed By Hustle Culture They Lose Touch With Reality

Translation: "I was exploited for free/cheap labor when i was younger, and I'm annoyed that I can't do the same thing to someone else"

30 Examples Of People So Consumed By Hustle Culture They Lose Touch With Reality

i have 7533873 things going on and can’t even get out of bed

30 Examples Of People So Consumed By Hustle Culture They Lose Touch With Reality

OMG HE INVENTED THE WEEK OFF /s

50 “Stupid Facts” That Sound Fake But Are Genuinely Real

Here, I brought Nefertiti back, so nobody will dare think you a fool https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/Nofretete_Neues_Museum-64df8ea4cdbd9.jpg

50 Incredibly Lucky People Who Are Probably Having A Better Day Than You

Extra Luck!

50 Incredibly Lucky People Who Are Probably Having A Better Day Than You

It's an Oreoreo!

50 “Stupid Facts” That Sound Fake But Are Genuinely Real

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

45 Of The Most Controversial Parenting Opinions To Leave You Fuming Or Nodding In Approval

When I was a baby, I tried to eat the cats and the dog. Whilst this in retrospect surely wasn't the best thing to let me do, as these animals could have retaliated against me, I now almost never get sick because neither cat nor dog paws are clean. Also, toddlers are still dumb so better don't leave anything out they might swallow.

45 Of The Most Controversial Parenting Opinions To Leave You Fuming Or Nodding In Approval

Define “excessive” in both instances.

50 “Stupid Facts” That Sound Fake But Are Genuinely Real

That’s not a stupid fact, it’s really interesting!

We Made 22 Positive And Relatable Comics About Pets To Make You Smile

You got that right! ❤️ Pierre

We Made 22 Positive And Relatable Comics About Pets To Make You Smile

Grandmas can crochet anything. Fact.

We Made 22 Positive And Relatable Comics About Pets To Make You Smile

😅😅😅 ❤️ Pierre

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Fizzer • submitted a new post 2 years ago

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Fizzer • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago

“Don’t Assume You Are The Average”: 45 People Discuss Things That Seem Safe But Actually Aren’t

That person should not be considered as a friend.

50 Funny Memes Calling Out Women In The Best Way

It's sooo different! You look so beautiful!......in the before pic (jk)

50 Incredibly Lucky People Who Are Probably Having A Better Day Than You

Extra Luck!

50 Incredibly Lucky People Who Are Probably Having A Better Day Than You

It's an Oreoreo!

50 Amazing Pics That Prove China Is A Place Like No Other

I mean... it's a really common snack in China

50 Amazing Pics That Prove China Is A Place Like No Other

That's kinda the norm in China (in most better developed cities), some chairs just start randomly massaging you weirdly

50 Amazing Pics That Prove China Is A Place Like No Other

There's children that went missing at age 5, 2, 8, etc. It's so sad

50 Amazing Pics That Prove China Is A Place Like No Other

I've been here before. If any of you fellow pandas want to go here, DON'T GO HERE IN THE SUMMER, since the scenery is soooo different (no snow, mountains are black, it's HOT)

50 Amazing Pics That Prove China Is A Place Like No Other

This is an art examination, not what life actually looks like in China.

50 Amazing Pics That Prove China Is A Place Like No Other

No, it's either inaccessible or digital

50 Of The Most Unfortunate Things That People Were Forced To Deal With (New Pics)

Magnets are your friend.

50 Of The Most Unfortunate Things That People Were Forced To Deal With (New Pics)

That foam looks... weird...

50 Of The Most Unfortunate Things That People Were Forced To Deal With (New Pics)

It probably means that the waitress wants OP to give a tip

50 Innocuous Things About Being A Woman That Had To Be Pointed Out To Men

Fun fact: there are pads for men!

50 Innocuous Things About Being A Woman That Had To Be Pointed Out To Men

Some people will do anything to get attention....😩

30 Times “Xavier” Shared Hilarious Posts On Social Media (New Pics)

Poor version: Read the online version, twice!

Artist Adds Twisted Endings To His Seemingly Innocent Comics (30 New Pics)

*nom*

Artist Adds Twisted Endings To His Seemingly Innocent Comics (30 New Pics)

Wow

Artist Adds Twisted Endings To His Seemingly Innocent Comics (30 New Pics)

Have you tried turning it on and off?

Artist Adds Twisted Endings To His Seemingly Innocent Comics (30 New Pics)

"Zzzz.. zzz OH NO MY TALLIES *scratch* NOooooo zzzz"

Fizzer • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

“Don’t Assume You Are The Average”: 45 People Discuss Things That Seem Safe But Actually Aren’t

That person should not be considered as a friend.

50 Of The Worst Things People Experienced Whilst On Holiday

I'm sure that works, but wouldn't it dissolve wood varnish and possibly plastic?

50 Of The Worst Things People Experienced Whilst On Holiday

50 Terrible Food Pictures That Might Make Your Stomach Cringe

That's not even medium rare. That's "stitch it back together and it runs away-rare"

50 Terrible Food Pictures That Might Make Your Stomach Cringe

15 minutes ago the poor dude was chillin in the field with his homies 😂

50 Terrible Food Pictures That Might Make Your Stomach Cringe

More water or more tea?☕ I really love tea! Any tea fans here?

50 Terrible Food Pictures That Might Make Your Stomach Cringe

As a recovering alcoholic - no I love this :) I would also stock it with fancy rolls of bread and other tubular snacks

50 Terrible Food Pictures That Might Make Your Stomach Cringe

Am I the only one who wants to turn the cans so the moustaches are all pointing downwards? It’s making my eye twitch. 😉 See?

50 Funny Memes Calling Out Women In The Best Way

It's sooo different! You look so beautiful!......in the before pic (jk)

35 Fascinating Facts That People Only Learned Now And Just Had To Share With Others (New Pics)

Surely she was best known for The Goonies?

35 Fascinating Facts That People Only Learned Now And Just Had To Share With Others (New Pics)

Miners. It doesn't miraculously appear .

35 Fascinating Facts That People Only Learned Now And Just Had To Share With Others (New Pics)

And who mined the most of that 22%?

35 Fascinating Facts That People Only Learned Now And Just Had To Share With Others (New Pics)

George needed you as his lawyer!

35 Fascinating Facts That People Only Learned Now And Just Had To Share With Others (New Pics)

Nope, got two of 'em. And you?

50 “Blessed Images” That Might Be Exactly What You Needed Today (New Pics)

40 Bizarre And Inspiring Medical Cases That People Shared On This Online Community (New Pics)

Thank you very much! 🥰

40 Bizarre And Inspiring Medical Cases That People Shared On This Online Community (New Pics)

@eye surgeon Bored Pandas: is this, umm, repairable? What does he see?

40 Bizarre And Inspiring Medical Cases That People Shared On This Online Community (New Pics)

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