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EmJay

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I am 13 yrs, i love cows mainly baby cows. I hope to become a forensic anthropologist. I am bisexual and go by She/Her pronouns!

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EmJay • commented on a post 49 minutes ago

76 Random Memes To Fill Your Sarcastic Heart With Joy (New Pics)

Is that not positive energy??? c**p

EmJay • upvoted 4 items 49 minutes ago

30 Comics By Oatmink That Perfectly Sum Up What It’s Like To Be An Adult In Today’s World

😳

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EmJay • upvoted 2 items 1 day ago

30 Comics By Oatmink That Perfectly Sum Up What It’s Like To Be An Adult In Today’s World

And will take great pleasure in mocking you if you do not.

30 Comics By Oatmink That Perfectly Sum Up What It’s Like To Be An Adult In Today’s World

But please don't hit my kids doing stupid c**p like this.

EmJay • upvoted 6 items 3 days ago

50 Of The Weirdest Or Most Unfortunate Quora Questions

By punching yourself in the face.

50 Moments in History That People Think Most Don't Realize How Important They Were

The only POS here is you.

50 Of The Weirdest Or Most Unfortunate Quora Questions

By punching yourself in the face.

50 Moments in History That People Think Most Don't Realize How Important They Were

The only POS here is you.

50 Of The Weirdest Or Most Unfortunate Quora Questions

Will you adopt me

24 Stories Of School Bullies Who Got What They Deserved In Life

That is actually quite sad.....sometimes I wonder whta kind of home life bullies have...cant be good

24 Stories Of School Bullies Who Got What They Deserved In Life

We sent my son to taekwondo (sp?) and what happened next year made the Vice-principal very happy, apparently the kid was not unknown to the man.

24 Stories Of School Bullies Who Got What They Deserved In Life

You've been reported. Leave.

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EmJay • upvoted 14 items 4 days ago

Need A Laugh? These 50 Memes Might Just Do The Trick (New Pics)

Heck, the age I turned 10 years ago sounded too serious!

50 Medical Pics That Prove The Body Keeps The Score, And Sometimes It’s Absolutely Terrifying

Not entitely freely though...it had the special warning

Need A Laugh? These 50 Memes Might Just Do The Trick (New Pics)

Heck, the age I turned 10 years ago sounded too serious!

50 Medical Pics That Prove The Body Keeps The Score, And Sometimes It’s Absolutely Terrifying

Not entitely freely though...it had the special warning

Need A Laugh? These 50 Memes Might Just Do The Trick (New Pics)

I'd start with spelling.

50 Medical Pics That Prove The Body Keeps The Score, And Sometimes It’s Absolutely Terrifying

Feels weird to up vote a dead finger.

Need A Laugh? These 50 Memes Might Just Do The Trick (New Pics)

that's us, except my middle sister is kind and caring. I'm the youngest. It's great to have older siblings to lower the bar for your own actions

50 Medical Pics That Prove The Body Keeps The Score, And Sometimes It’s Absolutely Terrifying

AND we don't have to pay Premium to see it. LOL.

50 Medical Pics That Prove The Body Keeps The Score, And Sometimes It’s Absolutely Terrifying

Exactly!! What the f**k, BP??

50 Medical Pics That Prove The Body Keeps The Score, And Sometimes It’s Absolutely Terrifying

This form of cancer and terrorist attacks are the 2 deaths I fear the most.

Need A Laugh? These 50 Memes Might Just Do The Trick (New Pics)

The people who moved to New Jersey didn’t live there, and weren’t allowed there.

50 Medical Pics That Prove The Body Keeps The Score, And Sometimes It’s Absolutely Terrifying

Oh good lord, I’ve never seen blisters like that. I almost thought they were leeches for a sec.

50 Medical Pics That Prove The Body Keeps The Score, And Sometimes It’s Absolutely Terrifying

That must have been so painful

Need A Laugh? These 50 Memes Might Just Do The Trick (New Pics)

"Stupid" is censored now????

Need A Laugh? These 50 Memes Might Just Do The Trick (New Pics)

Not only personality i have rough hands too. Had a hard time buying a bracelet for me few days ago. Those things are so delicate, have such soft designs. And that I hadn't shaved my hands didn't help.

Funny And Honest Comics About Life’s Little Moments By Gabrielle Drolet (48 Pics)

I would have thought that the racoon would have liked it since it looks like a dumpster.

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EmJay • commented on a post 4 days ago

30 Cute Matching Tattoos That Are As Clever As They Are Creative

They could just finish it on the rest of the finger

EmJay • upvoted 8 items 5 days ago

23 Amazon Haul Finds That Have Us Actually Losing Our Minds

Please stop supporting Amazon. You are trading untold damage to this country for a little bit of convenience.

50 Positive And Heartwarming Posts That Might Make You Shed A Tear (New Pics)

when i text with my girl tell her i am going to do a workout and and she replies go for it tiger i just melt

23 Amazon Haul Finds That Have Us Actually Losing Our Minds

Please stop supporting Amazon. You are trading untold damage to this country for a little bit of convenience.

50 Positive And Heartwarming Posts That Might Make You Shed A Tear (New Pics)

when i text with my girl tell her i am going to do a workout and and she replies go for it tiger i just melt

Creepy-Unsettling-Medical-Pics

50 Positive And Heartwarming Posts That Might Make You Shed A Tear (New Pics)

We should normalize giving flowers to men as well.

50 Positive And Heartwarming Posts That Might Make You Shed A Tear (New Pics)

Cute, *Insert obligatory, He's an Old Soul comment here*

Sir Beeves Draws What It Feels Like To Grow Up In Her Honest Comics (42 Pics)

They're great please keep making them

Sir Beeves Draws What It Feels Like To Grow Up In Her Honest Comics (42 Pics)

Sir Beeves comics are the best!

Sir Beeves Draws What It Feels Like To Grow Up In Her Honest Comics (42 Pics)

me literally me. I know so many weird skills and have so many weird searches I'm sure the fbi is following me. Hi fbi people.

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EmJay • upvoted 4 items 6 days ago

50 People Share The Most Unhinged Drama That Happened At Their High School

You need to google what "corn" is slang for.

50 People Share The Most Unhinged Drama That Happened At Their High School

Why, because there are so men who play a woman's sport? lmao

50 People Share The Most Unhinged Drama That Happened At Their High School

You need to google what "corn" is slang for.

50 People Share The Most Unhinged Drama That Happened At Their High School

Why, because there are so men who play a woman's sport? lmao

This FB Page Is Spreading Only Good Vibes And Here Are 50 Of Their Wholesome Memes

Nichole, hope you day remains a bit brighter than it was.

This FB Page Is Spreading Only Good Vibes And Here Are 50 Of Their Wholesome Memes

THE STRAIGHTS ARE FINALLY BEING OK!

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EmJay • submitted a new post 6 months ago

Challenges, Community

Hey Pandas, Can You Show Me Pictures Of Your Pet? (Closed)

EmJay • submitted 2 new posts 7 months ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, Whats The Stupidest Spam Text You've Gotten? (Closed)

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What's Something That Is Universally Hated That You Actually Like? (Closed)

EmJay • submitted a new post 8 months ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What's The Stupidest Thing Someone Has Said About Mental Health? (Closed)

EmJay • submitted 2 new posts 1 year ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What's Something You've Wanted To Say But It Hasn't Been Brought Up In A Convo? (Closed)

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What's The Stupidest Reason You Lost A Friend?

EmJay • submitted 2 list additions 6 months ago

EmJay • submitted a list addition 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's Something That Is Universally Hated That You Actually Like? (Closed)

EmJay • submitted 2 list additions 8 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Stupidest Thing Someone Has Said About Mental Health? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Off Your Adorable Pups For International Dog Day (Closed)

EmJay • submitted a list addition 11 months ago

Hey Pandas, Post A Picture Of The Smallest Thing You Own (Closed)

EmJay • submitted 2 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What’s Something That Always Makes You Cry?

Hey Pandas, What's Something Your Parents Did That You'll Never Forgive? (Closed)

EmJay • commented on a post 49 minutes ago

76 Random Memes To Fill Your Sarcastic Heart With Joy (New Pics)

Is that not positive energy??? c**p

EmJay • commented on a post 4 days ago

30 Cute Matching Tattoos That Are As Clever As They Are Creative

They could just finish it on the rest of the finger

EmJay • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

“Oddly Horrifying”: 50 Of The Most Unnerving Images That Might Freak You Out

Where does it say that? oh wait it doesnt. He didnt have his dog killed, his dog died naturally in 1973, do some research before assuming. Or just scroll down where people say his dog died naturally.

50 Memes To Help You Cope With Reality With Humor

Just make sure you use the old ones, one time in science my teahcer had one just like that and he never used it. When he finally did it had rust fly EVERYWHERE, was not fun do not recomend.

EmJay • commented on 5 posts 1 week ago

27 Cleverly Dark Comics By Comedic Genius Toonhole John (New Pics)

you didn't, i dont know what they are saying

If You Like Dark Humor, You Might Like These 24 New Comics By Ryan Mason

i would love to!

If You Like Dark Humor, You Might Like These 24 New Comics By Ryan Mason

d**k is a common nickname for richard, so he is saying his name is not richard so his name on the cup shouldnt be d**k, but im guessing she put it there becaue he was being a d**k

50 Of The Most Hilarious And Cute 'Important Animal Images' To Brighten Your Day (New Pics)

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My Comic About A Pet Dragon Is Making More Money Than His Owner—This Time (Part 3)

I love these so much! super fun to read

EmJay • commented on 11 posts 2 weeks ago

50 Memes That Prove Millennials Have The Best Sense Of Humor

just a little bit

40 Memes About Men That Are So Relatable, They’re Universally Hilarious

I feel from a bike, no i was not riding it, i triped over a bike on the floor🫠

40 Photos That Prove Not All American Schools Are Created Equal

My school used to have them untill people got them wet and threw them at the ceilings, now we have to go to the office if we need any

50 Wholesome Pics That Might Sprinkle Some Unexpected Joy Into Your Life (New Pics)

AAHHH

50 Wholesome Pics That Might Sprinkle Some Unexpected Joy Into Your Life (New Pics)

I read that as mouse, the tooth is the size of most mice🫠

50 Wholesome Pics That Might Sprinkle Some Unexpected Joy Into Your Life (New Pics)

Wanna go?? touch me i dare you

27 Former Child Actors That Drastically And Successfully "Rebranded Themselves" As Grown Ups

You really took the time to go through this entire list and comment on almost every single one and say its stupid? You are the stupid one here for wasting your time on something you clearly couldnt care less about.

50 Funny, Wholesome And Savage Things Celebrities Commented On Other People’s Posts (New Pics)

He is TOO funny, he gets an entire post

30 Funny Memes That Hit Right In Millennial Trauma (New Pics)

ok so it still is in most elementary schools i know

50 Interesting Photos From The Past That Might Change Your Perspective On Things, As Shared On "Vintage Daily" (New Pics)

Cause that wasnt the year, maybe they started making a smaller hole in the donut in 48? which im guessing is why he put... 48

50 Interesting Photos From The Past That Might Change Your Perspective On Things, As Shared On "Vintage Daily" (New Pics)

Been there, 99% positive that its a parking spot.

EmJay • upvoted 6 items 3 hours ago

76 Random Memes To Fill Your Sarcastic Heart With Joy (New Pics)

Is that not positive energy??? c**p

76 Random Memes To Fill Your Sarcastic Heart With Joy (New Pics)

6:30 AM?! That's earlier than I get up for school in the morning! (7:15)

76 Random Memes To Fill Your Sarcastic Heart With Joy (New Pics)

Aren't sweaters for layering? Wear something underneath, then take off the sweater when it warms up.

30 Comics By Oatmink That Perfectly Sum Up What It’s Like To Be An Adult In Today’s World

😳

30 Comics By Oatmink That Perfectly Sum Up What It’s Like To Be An Adult In Today’s World

And will take great pleasure in mocking you if you do not.

30 Comics By Oatmink That Perfectly Sum Up What It’s Like To Be An Adult In Today’s World

But please don't hit my kids doing stupid c**p like this.

EmJay • upvoted 14 items 1 day ago

"Unchecked Misogyny": 9-Year-Old’s Misogynistic Comment Stuns TV Reporter During Live Coverage

What would you call rampant disrespect of women?

"Unchecked Misogyny": 9-Year-Old’s Misogynistic Comment Stuns TV Reporter During Live Coverage

I get that this is a kid that was probably repeating what his father told him to, but don't blur the grown man's face. He didn't have the balls to say it to your face, then he doesn't get the kindness of a blur.

"Unchecked Misogyny": 9-Year-Old’s Misogynistic Comment Stuns TV Reporter During Live Coverage

I keep asking my alien overlords to come and get me, I'm done with this Earth playdate, but I haven't gotten any response yet. ☹️😂

"Unchecked Misogyny": 9-Year-Old’s Misogynistic Comment Stuns TV Reporter During Live Coverage

I can't wait til we all die in WW3

"Unchecked Misogyny": 9-Year-Old’s Misogynistic Comment Stuns TV Reporter During Live Coverage

Sounds like Trump is already having a big influence in Canada and he hasn’t even made it a US state yet.

"Unchecked Misogyny": 9-Year-Old’s Misogynistic Comment Stuns TV Reporter During Live Coverage

How in the world do people actually think this is a harmless joke? It‘s vulgar and disrespectful, not funny at all. The boy might not know what he is actually saying, but the father would have needed to teach his son. Laughing is just unacceptable.

50 Ignoramuses That Showed Up With No Boundaries, No Shame, And Somehow No Clue

I would just walk right up and enjoy the view and take pictures. If they say anything I would just ask to see the permit that allows them to rent the space.

50 Ignoramuses That Showed Up With No Boundaries, No Shame, And Somehow No Clue

Just say, ooh, I like feet I do...

50 Of The Weirdest Or Most Unfortunate Quora Questions

Will you adopt me

50 Of The Weirdest Or Most Unfortunate Quora Questions

By punching yourself in the face.

No, We Eat Them. A Touch Of Lamb Sauce, Delicious!

People Online Are Sharing Facts That They Say “Feel Illegal To Know,” And Here Are 27 Of Them

It all lost cohesion toward the end but it was kind or entertaining tbh.

People Online Are Sharing Facts That They Say “Feel Illegal To Know,” And Here Are 27 Of Them

Elon's minions?

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