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elmarie smit • upvoted 2 items 8 months ago

My Chickens Greeting Me When I Come Home From Work

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Living life without religion.

elmarie smit • upvoted 3 items 10 months ago

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elmarie smit • upvoted 33 items 1 year ago

Idk Who Needs To Hear This But The Laundry Needs To Be Moved Forward

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Idk Who Needs To Hear This But The Laundry Needs To Be Moved Forward

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Ramen

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Toast with just butter lol and please dont hate it if youve never tried it, its really good!

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Buttered noodles

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Context Is Next To Godliness

Social Media Is A Toxic Dumpster Fire But The Normalization Of Just Exiting An Interaction Whenever You Want Without Having To Explain Anything Or Really Communicate That You’re Exiting At All Is Pure chef’s Kiss

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Instant nooooodlleeesssssss.

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30 Of The Best April Fools’ Pranks And Jokes By Celebs And Brands This Year

I will buy this.

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This is my own food crime confession: I really love to eat lemons as you would eat an orange or a clementine — by peeling it and eating the whole thing. For some reason I love the sourness. Of all my strange food preferences, this one really causes witnesses to cringe.

45 Ironic Memes To Roast Western Europe, As Shared On "2 Western Europe 4U"

Hah! But Lahey and Ricky are nova Scotian.

50 Times People Noticed Such Ingenious Product Designs, They Just Had To Share Them With Everyone

I don't think this will work. Smokers are well aware of the dangers and these actually look quite cool.

Swearbirds! We Don't Know This Charity...but I'm Sure They Have At Least 1 Swearbird!

I Bet There’s A Dude Sitting With Just Salt And Pepper In His Cubbard Right Now Wishing He Had That Old Bay I Snatched Back

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When they randomly start arguments for no reason or just start being disrespectful out of the blue.

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These days, watch their phone behaviour, for starters. Do they hide the screen when you walk behind them? Have they added a password or changed the password? (This may be innocent but could be suspicious.) Are they texting into the wee hours of the night while neglecting you? Have they disabled the little notifications that pop up without having to unlock the phone? Some of these might not be a problem on their own, but you'll often notice other behaviours at the same time, like they ignore and neglect you more, find reasons to be in another room, take their phone to the bathroom all the time, or go for lots of breaks away from you. You're on the lookout for secretive behaviours, neglect, and distance.

DarkInkPixie reply

Changing passwords to devices after being okay with you having access to them. Lack of intimacy over long stretches of time. No longer wanting to sleep next to you at all, go on dates, or do anything a couple would usually do. And my biggest flag is finding things that you're damn sure aren't yours, but they try to pass the item off like it's always been yours. I'll never have 'solid' proof that I was cheated on, but my instincts were screaming it when our sex life went away, then he wanted to sleep on the couch every single night. Then he started changing his passwords as my paranoia kicked in. First fight happened at this point. Next came him keeping me out of photos on purpose that he would share on his social media accounts, just in case people thought we were dating, which we were. That was when I caught him talking to someone through PS4 and online, she thought he was single. Fight two happened then and I was in denial because he was gaslighting me so much. It escalated to him wanting to be gone every weekend 'to a buddy's house' and I was never allowed to come along and eventually I found makeup in my car after one of those Pal Weekends. I don't wear makeup unless it's a special occasion, usually, and when I do wear it, it's only around my eyes so I know this didn't belong to me as it was lip gloss. Final fight and we didn't stay together. To everyone out there, it usually starts small and gets bigger over time. Trust yourself to see the signs and leave.