-That far right Norwegian man who pretended to be a police and attacked those teenagers in that island. Sounds like a plot to some very mediocre Nordic Noir book.

-The eccentric rich Danish man who invited a reporter to his submarine and ended up m*******g and cutting her body into pieces. Like wtf who does that? Would probably get rejected as a movie script for being too weird.

-9/11.

I’m not making up the fact that your child hasn’t done the work and behaves badly in class. I don’t just have it in for your child for no reason. And no, I won’t change his grade because you’re harassing me.