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Ellis Tamura

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Ellis Tamura • upvoted an item 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Are The Hardest Parts Of Being LGBTQ+?

It does. It’s considered hate speech. Edit: guys please stop feeding the troll. As entertaining as it is, that’s what it wants us to do. Downvote, report, and move on.

Ellis Tamura • upvoted 33 items 2 years ago

50 Times People Would’ve Rather Got Plates And Glasses Instead Of These Disasters (New Pics)

With the chocolate hand

50 Times People Would’ve Rather Got Plates And Glasses Instead Of These Disasters (New Pics)

This is the greatest thing to happen to pizza...more pizza. This is a clever little winner right here!

50 Times People Would’ve Rather Got Plates And Glasses Instead Of These Disasters (New Pics)

With the chocolate hand

50 Times People Would’ve Rather Got Plates And Glasses Instead Of These Disasters (New Pics)

This is the greatest thing to happen to pizza...more pizza. This is a clever little winner right here!

50 Times People Would’ve Rather Got Plates And Glasses Instead Of These Disasters (New Pics)

Imagine if you either hadn't washed your hands properly or had just used hand sanitiser before hand...!

50 Times People Would’ve Rather Got Plates And Glasses Instead Of These Disasters (New Pics)

This is almost normal compared to everything else I've seen so far.

50 Times People Would’ve Rather Got Plates And Glasses Instead Of These Disasters (New Pics)

This is not disturbing or annoying enough to be on this list.

Woman Breaks Up With Her Boyfriend After Being Together For 4 Months As He Throws A Fit Over Her Undisclosed Plastic Surgeries

Ok lol, this is probably gonna get me in panda jail, as a man i can say that i don't give a c**p at the size of a womans breasts, like i use to say as a joke " boobs are boobs, small, médium, big, doesn't matter they are all fun to play with " however it is my understanding, that most women undergo this type of enhancement because of their own insecurities, and as a crossed eye guy, God knows that given the chance i would correct my eyes, given thats my biggest insecurity ( alas i can't ), só with that said, Max is kind of a c**t, he should had kept his mouth shut, especially because i have seen breast augmentations that i would swear where natural if not told otherwise.

50 Women Who Called Out Sexist Things That Are Still Blatantly Accepted (New Pics)

I'm not up on all the latest acronyms. What is AFAIK?

"Straight Boy Texts": 50 Of The Most Infuriating Messages People Ever Received From Men

*glances around alley corner* *whispers* why are we all in trench coats?

30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans

I see only white sauce with unidentified lumps in it.

30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans

I hate everyone gatekeeping pizza. Put whatever the hell you want on it. People act like pineapple on a pizza is a crime against humanity or something.

30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans

Why would you- what thoughts went through somebody's mind to think "hey, sweet potato and marshmallow sound like a splendid dish" WHAT MEAL IS IT EVEN FOR!?

30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans

That's not an American thing

30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans

By what definition is that substance 'gravy'?

30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans

At least it isn't bananas. Looking at you, Sweden!

50 Times People Spotted 'Absolute Units' And Just Had To Share Pics With This Online Group (New Pics)

He just wants some blueberries, the cutie!

50 Times People Spotted 'Absolute Units' And Just Had To Share Pics With This Online Group (New Pics)

this might be the largest land mammal I've ever seen

50 Times People Spotted 'Absolute Units' And Just Had To Share Pics With This Online Group (New Pics)

it's grape-ception

50 Times People Spotted 'Absolute Units' And Just Had To Share Pics With This Online Group (New Pics)

we crave the garlic

50 Times People Spotted 'Absolute Units' And Just Had To Share Pics With This Online Group (New Pics)

Holy heck!!

30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans

I'll never understand it. I hate these processed cheese products; they're so gross.

Mom Asks For Advice After She Finds Out Her Adult Daughter Has Been Making TikToks About How She "Traumatized" Her, So She Disconnects The Internet

You know, I'm just going to drop this here that quite a lot of very abusive parents *never realize* (or admit openly) that they were indeed, the problem. It sounds as if the daughter has issues, but I doubt the big, scary internet has anything to do with them.

50 Times People Spotted 'Absolute Units' And Just Had To Share Pics With This Online Group (New Pics)

He's just a cuddly little thing, looking for nose boops, tummy rubs, and a picnic basket.

30 'American' Foods That Are Nasty According To Non-Americans

i am american and has never seen this before!

Mom Asks For Advice After She Finds Out Her Adult Daughter Has Been Making TikToks About How She "Traumatized" Her, So She Disconnects The Internet

NTA but it's kinda funny bc she's talking about her daughter on social media platforms too. Not like that serves her daughter any justice though.

50 Times People Spotted 'Absolute Units' And Just Had To Share Pics With This Online Group (New Pics)

I thought that was a very small banana

“The Grass Is Not Always Greener”: 30 People Who Regret Getting Divorced Share What Happened

Unless she doesn’t want to. Then don’t push further.

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Ellis Tamura • commented on 6 posts 2 years ago

50 Times People Spotted 'Absolute Units' And Just Had To Share Pics With This Online Group (New Pics)

He just wants some blueberries, the cutie!

50 Times People Spotted 'Absolute Units' And Just Had To Share Pics With This Online Group (New Pics)

wonder why they decided to cut such a massive tree down

50 Times People Spotted 'Absolute Units' And Just Had To Share Pics With This Online Group (New Pics)

He just wants some blueberries, the cutie!

50 Times People Spotted 'Absolute Units' And Just Had To Share Pics With This Online Group (New Pics)

wonder why they decided to cut such a massive tree down

50 Times People Spotted 'Absolute Units' And Just Had To Share Pics With This Online Group (New Pics)

this might be the largest land mammal I've ever seen

50 Times People Spotted 'Absolute Units' And Just Had To Share Pics With This Online Group (New Pics)

it's grape-ception

50 Times People Spotted 'Absolute Units' And Just Had To Share Pics With This Online Group (New Pics)

we crave the garlic

50 Times People Spotted 'Absolute Units' And Just Had To Share Pics With This Online Group (New Pics)

Holy heck!!

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Ellis Tamura • submitted 2 new posts 3 years ago

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Hey Pandas, What's The Biggest Lie You've Ever Told?

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Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Book?

Ellis Tamura • submitted 2 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Share A Moment When You Realized Someone Was A Great Friend

Hey Pandas, What’s A Stereotype About Mental Illness You Can’t Stand?

Ellis Tamura • submitted 3 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Biggest Lie You've Ever Told?

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Book?

Hey Pandas, What Would You Do If A Zombie Apocalypse Had Started? (Closed)

Ellis Tamura • commented on 20 posts 2 years ago

50 Times People Spotted 'Absolute Units' And Just Had To Share Pics With This Online Group (New Pics)

He just wants some blueberries, the cutie!

50 Times People Spotted 'Absolute Units' And Just Had To Share Pics With This Online Group (New Pics)

wonder why they decided to cut such a massive tree down

50 Times People Spotted 'Absolute Units' And Just Had To Share Pics With This Online Group (New Pics)

this might be the largest land mammal I've ever seen

50 Times People Spotted 'Absolute Units' And Just Had To Share Pics With This Online Group (New Pics)

it's grape-ception

50 Times People Spotted 'Absolute Units' And Just Had To Share Pics With This Online Group (New Pics)

we crave the garlic

50 Times People Spotted 'Absolute Units' And Just Had To Share Pics With This Online Group (New Pics)

Holy heck!!

“What's Something That's Considered Normal That Creeps You Out Immediately?” (40 Answers)

And (in some places) is legally considered assault.

Person Asks “What’s The Smallest Lie You’ve Ever Told Which Had The Biggest Consequences?”, And 30 People Deliver

How DARE they.

“I’m Not A Regular Mom, I’m A Cool Mom”: 40 Neat Mom Memes That Sum Up The Absurdity And Hilarity Of Raising Kids

*raises hand*

50 Reasons Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats, And Here Are The Pics And Memes To Prove It

I honestly dislike the title. I'm a animal person and I feel like cats get a lot of unreasonable hate.

"I Hate It When...": 30 Of The Worst Literature Tropes And Stock Characters Our Community Can't Stand

I couldn't even finish the 3rd one. It was THAT bad. I didn't even want to pick it up.

"I Hate It When...": 30 Of The Worst Literature Tropes And Stock Characters Our Community Can't Stand

I am also super feminine. Will I stab you in the eye with my high heel? yes. much yes.

"I Hate It When...": 30 Of The Worst Literature Tropes And Stock Characters Our Community Can't Stand

I have a gay best friend- but the majority of my friends are gay. and by gay I mean bi.

This Instagram Account Shares Uplifting News From Around The World So You Can See All The Good There Is (50 Posts)

Mine are too. :(

This Instagram Account Shares Uplifting News From Around The World So You Can See All The Good There Is (50 Posts)

I read it weird dev guy and said: well thats mean. At school. In the middle of a silent classroom.

30 Hilarious Tweets About Married Life That Perfectly Sum Up Marriage (New Posts)

asshol e.

17 Relatable And Adorable Comics About Day-To-Day Life With A Cat By This Artist

Ha. In oregon(Where I live) it snow in april. WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!

17 Relatable And Adorable Comics About Day-To-Day Life With A Cat By This Artist

Sorry kitty. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. :)

40 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work, As Shared In This Viral Twitter Thread

I guess I don't exist then..... *Fades away*

35 Women Reveal What Happened After They Gave The "Creep" A Chance

Is Tobias having a stroke, a anxiety attack or both?

Ellis Tamura • upvoted an item 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Are The Hardest Parts Of Being LGBTQ+?

It does. It’s considered hate speech. Edit: guys please stop feeding the troll. As entertaining as it is, that’s what it wants us to do. Downvote, report, and move on.

Ellis Tamura • upvoted 19 items 2 years ago

Woman Breaks Up With Her Boyfriend After Being Together For 4 Months As He Throws A Fit Over Her Undisclosed Plastic Surgeries

50 Times People Would’ve Rather Got Plates And Glasses Instead Of These Disasters (New Pics)

Imagine if you either hadn't washed your hands properly or had just used hand sanitiser before hand...!

50 Times People Would’ve Rather Got Plates And Glasses Instead Of These Disasters (New Pics)

With the chocolate hand

50 Times People Would’ve Rather Got Plates And Glasses Instead Of These Disasters (New Pics)

This is not disturbing or annoying enough to be on this list.

50 Times People Would’ve Rather Got Plates And Glasses Instead Of These Disasters (New Pics)

This is almost normal compared to everything else I've seen so far.

50 Times People Would’ve Rather Got Plates And Glasses Instead Of These Disasters (New Pics)

This is the greatest thing to happen to pizza...more pizza. This is a clever little winner right here!

“If You Use A Glass Cutting Board, We Can’t Be Friends”: 50 People Share Their Most “Gatekeeping” Culinary Opinions

If that's the case then stop calling cheesecake 'cheesecake'! It's not cake! A cheesecake is basically cream cheese, cream, sugar and a crust. On this basis, while I disagree with what they do, I think they have the right to call it a cheesecake.

“If You Use A Glass Cutting Board, We Can’t Be Friends”: 50 People Share Their Most “Gatekeeping” Culinary Opinions

Quick 'n' dirty cheese pie?

“If You Use A Glass Cutting Board, We Can’t Be Friends”: 50 People Share Their Most “Gatekeeping” Culinary Opinions

"Chef" is technically a shortened term coming from "chef de cuisine" ("head of the kitchen") and on its own basically means "boss". So yes, if someone isn't working as the head of a professional kitchen, they're not a chef. They're a (hopefully skilled) home cook.

“If You Use A Glass Cutting Board, We Can’t Be Friends”: 50 People Share Their Most “Gatekeeping” Culinary Opinions

To be fair, chef just means head of the kitchen, so if it's my kitchen, then I'm the chef!

“If You Use A Glass Cutting Board, We Can’t Be Friends”: 50 People Share Their Most “Gatekeeping” Culinary Opinions

What do they add???

“If You Use A Glass Cutting Board, We Can’t Be Friends”: 50 People Share Their Most “Gatekeeping” Culinary Opinions

As a type 2 diabetic who loves sweet things I tried the "sugar free" stuff, the taste is terrible, and the side effects are worse. Especially the taste of sugar free ice cream, and I loved ice cream before it.

“If You Use A Glass Cutting Board, We Can’t Be Friends”: 50 People Share Their Most “Gatekeeping” Culinary Opinions

And a sandwich with ham, arugula, mushrooms, and cheese that is browned in a pan isn't "grilled cheese". It's a ham, Arugula, mushroom, and cheese sandwich.

“If You Use A Glass Cutting Board, We Can’t Be Friends”: 50 People Share Their Most “Gatekeeping” Culinary Opinions

I love mayo but it’s disgusting on grilled cheese

“If You Use A Glass Cutting Board, We Can’t Be Friends”: 50 People Share Their Most “Gatekeeping” Culinary Opinions

Glass cutting boards will damage your knives over time. Wooden cutting boards have a natural antimicrobial quality, and won't damage your knives. Plastic cutting boards MUST be sterilized properly to prevent pathogen growth in the cuts they develop from use. Of course, any cutting board is unsafe if you don't prevent cross-contamination. But overall, wooden cutting boards are the superior choice.

“If You Use A Glass Cutting Board, We Can’t Be Friends”: 50 People Share Their Most “Gatekeeping” Culinary Opinions

I use a glass cutting board on my night stand to protect the wood top. Grew up with one under the toaster oven to protect the counter. Never occurred to me to use a knife on one.

“If You Use A Glass Cutting Board, We Can’t Be Friends”: 50 People Share Their Most “Gatekeeping” Culinary Opinions

PEOPLE USE GLASS CUTTING BOARDS WHAT THE HELL

“If You Use A Glass Cutting Board, We Can’t Be Friends”: 50 People Share Their Most “Gatekeeping” Culinary Opinions

They are different, with different uses, they are not interchangeable.

“If You Use A Glass Cutting Board, We Can’t Be Friends”: 50 People Share Their Most “Gatekeeping” Culinary Opinions

yes also lime is always superior

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50 Times People Spotted 'Absolute Units' And Just Had To Share Pics With This Online Group (New Pics)

50 Times People Spotted 'Absolute Units' And Just Had To Share Pics With This Online Group (New Pics)

50 Times People Spotted 'Absolute Units' And Just Had To Share Pics With This Online Group (New Pics)

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50 Times People Spotted 'Absolute Units' And Just Had To Share Pics With This Online Group (New Pics)

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50 Times People Spotted 'Absolute Units' And Just Had To Share Pics With This Online Group (New Pics)

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50 Times People Spotted 'Absolute Units' And Just Had To Share Pics With This Online Group (New Pics)

50 Times People Spotted 'Absolute Units' And Just Had To Share Pics With This Online Group (New Pics)

50 Times People Spotted 'Absolute Units' And Just Had To Share Pics With This Online Group (New Pics)

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50 Times People Spotted 'Absolute Units' And Just Had To Share Pics With This Online Group (New Pics)

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50 Times People Spotted 'Absolute Units' And Just Had To Share Pics With This Online Group (New Pics)

50 Times People Spotted 'Absolute Units' And Just Had To Share Pics With This Online Group (New Pics)

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50 Times People Would’ve Rather Got Plates And Glasses Instead Of These Disasters (New Pics)

50 Times People Would’ve Rather Got Plates And Glasses Instead Of These Disasters (New Pics)

50 Times People Would’ve Rather Got Plates And Glasses Instead Of These Disasters (New Pics)

50 Times People Would’ve Rather Got Plates And Glasses Instead Of These Disasters (New Pics)