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Ellie

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Heyo! I'm Ellie!
I play volleyball (middle hitter 5'9)
I show Nubian goats competitively (Confirmation and showmanship)
I love reading, and Rubik's cubes
I play Skyrim, Apex Legends, and Minecraft

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40 Normalized Things In Europe That Are Unknown In The US, According To The Internet

Many people in the USA take their own bags to the grocery store also.

30 People Share The Absolute Dumbest Things They've Heard Come Out Of Someone's Mouth

True! I've never heard of a story where a guy on top got pregnant!

40 Normalized Things In Europe That Are Unknown In The US, According To The Internet

Many people in the USA take their own bags to the grocery store also.

30 People Share The Absolute Dumbest Things They've Heard Come Out Of Someone's Mouth

True! I've never heard of a story where a guy on top got pregnant!

30 People Share The Absolute Dumbest Things They've Heard Come Out Of Someone's Mouth

That's not stupid, that's hateful.

30 People Share The Absolute Dumbest Things They've Heard Come Out Of Someone's Mouth

"Jimmy, it's time to have the talk"

50 Failed Tries At Following A Recipe That Led To The Most Hilarious Reviews

“Didn’t have lettuce, so threw in some rocks instead. Terrible, chipped a tooth. 1⭐️”

Substitution Poetry!

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In the early 2000s the garment district in Manhattan had “Mitzvah Tanks”. It was basically a mobile synagogue for the devout to come handle religious observation during the work day with a rabbi. Turns out they had bagels in there. I was just starting out my career (I was 21 or so) and money was tight. I would go in 3x a week and get bagels. If no one was looking I would stuff an extra into my suit pocket. I don’t at all look Jewish and almost no one from my part of the world is Jewish. The rabbi approached me after a month and I told him “I saw free food in a house of God and just figured since I am not a bad guy, God wouldn’t be too mad”. Rabbi laughed and said something like “from now on say hello. You don’t have to act like a thief trying not to get caught.” In a few months when money was less tight I would stop by at lunch and chat with the Rabbi. It was a simpler time.

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Get your own place, boyfriend needs a break from your bs.

35 Times People Got Shamed For Their Dumb Opinions By The ‘Delusional Takes’ Twitter Page

just a guess here but if you say it phonetically it kinda sounds like "weed"...

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35 Times People Got Shamed For Their Dumb Opinions By The ‘Delusional Takes’ Twitter Page

please don't normalise having sex with animals ok because it can be really damaging to their mental health and they can't consent, it's classified as animal abuse

"Knock Before Entering": 29 Men Give Moms Advice On Raising A Boy

This is a thread made specifically for mothers with sons, so yes some of this advice is applicable to both genders, but it is literally about teenage boys and says nothing about girls.

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What happened in 1954??

Substitution Poetry!

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Stitched This Screamy Boi For A Friend's Birthday. I'll Never Work With Sulky Metallic Threads Again

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40 Normalized Things In Europe That Are Unknown In The US, According To The Internet

30 People Share The Absolute Dumbest Things They've Heard Come Out Of Someone's Mouth

40 Normalized Things In Europe That Are Unknown In The US, According To The Internet

30 People Share The Absolute Dumbest Things They've Heard Come Out Of Someone's Mouth

30 People Share The Absolute Dumbest Things They've Heard Come Out Of Someone's Mouth

30 People Share The Absolute Dumbest Things They've Heard Come Out Of Someone's Mouth

50 Failed Tries At Following A Recipe That Led To The Most Hilarious Reviews

Substitution Poetry!

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40 Times Recruiters Were Dumbfounded By People’s Actual Resumes

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50 Of The Best Rare And Unusual And Funny Signs

50 Of The Best Rare And Unusual And Funny Signs

50 Of The Best Rare And Unusual And Funny Signs

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50 Times People Spotted The Most ‘Cursed Shirts’ In The Wild And Had To Share Them Online

50 Times People Spotted The Most ‘Cursed Shirts’ In The Wild And Had To Share Them Online

50 Times People Spotted The Most ‘Cursed Shirts’ In The Wild And Had To Share Them Online

50 Times People Spotted The Most ‘Cursed Shirts’ In The Wild And Had To Share Them Online

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‘Retrogeist’: 50 Posts About The ’80s And ’90s That Show How Much The World Has Changed Since

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40 Unbelievably Wrong Opinions About The Female Body That Were Shared Online (New Pics)

50 Renowned Posts That Ended Up On The “Internet Hall Of Fame” Twitter Account

50 Renowned Posts That Ended Up On The “Internet Hall Of Fame” Twitter Account

50 Renowned Posts That Ended Up On The “Internet Hall Of Fame” Twitter Account

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