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Ellen

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Ellen • upvoted an item 2 years ago

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I Am A So-Called “Non-Service Person”, But That Does Not Get In The Way Of Living My Life To The Fullest (34 Pics)

Ellen • upvoted 2 items 3 years ago

Animals, Photography

My Dog And I Explore Abandoned Places, And Here's What We Found So Far (30 New Pics)

Art

My 40 'Very Ugly Plates' With Dark Humor Captions

Ellen • commented on 19 posts 4 years ago

Woman Who Was Kidnapped By A Serial Killer Is Now Sharing Her Story And Safety Tips With Her 176K TikTok Followers

Yeah they added that in after the fact, haven't you read articles online to find out an hour later circling back that they've been edited or the content has been altered due to a mistake or misprint etc ... readers call out and editors notice

I Make Gardens Of Flowers Out Of Paper Quilling Strips

Gorgeous! Would love to see even more photos! You have such talent

Woman Who Was Kidnapped By A Serial Killer Is Now Sharing Her Story And Safety Tips With Her 176K TikTok Followers

‘The Addict’s Diary’ Showcases Before & After Transformations Of People Who Quit Drugs (30 New Stories)

Ha yes! That's the show! Glad we connected!

50 Cats Shamelessly Disrespecting People's Personal Space

Why is this comment not getting more likes, brilliant!

30 Songs That Actually Aren't About Random People, But Very Particular Celebrities

Multi tier marketing company conventions^ could see him trying to motivate people to sell filtered water and that once they get their friends to sell it, they could then be on their way to making 1 million per year and best of all you can work right out of your garage !!!

30 Songs That Actually Aren't About Random People, But Very Particular Celebrities

Yeah if you have issues with them how are you able to breathe knowing that Trump hired his daughter as one of his top aides who has no business or experience working in government... oh and then her husband oversees relations with countries in the Middle East cause he has SO much experience serving in this type of capacity .... insert my over the top sarcastic voice ... oh and he is easily more inept and vapid than a JC penny male mannequin just like his wife who her dad who oh yeah forgot has his ugly grown son work at his heels when they should be sales speakers at multi tier marking doming conventions

Dude Keeps Protesting Annoying Everyday Things With Funny Signs

Not taking advice from a soggy person

Dude Keeps Protesting Annoying Everyday Things With Funny Signs

Well why does it need to say best do you only wish them mediocre regards? Ha. Sorry the template wording in emails makes me want to pull my hair out

Dude Keeps Protesting Annoying Everyday Things With Funny Signs

Say regards out loud and tell me how boring ugly and brutally Template it sounds. No more will! You must rejuvenate that sign off ending!

‘The Addict’s Diary’ Showcases Before & After Transformations Of People Who Quit Drugs (30 New Stories)

Thank you sandeep! Very sweet words

This Instagram Account Shares Hope-Reaffirming Real Estate Listings (30 Pics)

Yes exactly what I came here to say! Also there's a lot of cheap property in southern states they're not idea places to live, in the middle of no where, and not conveniently near metropolitan hubs, I know states like Kentucky you can easily find homes, while small, and in remote locations, for like 20-40k, so there's that and the others above in more high population areas like Messy said probably have massive renovation, treatment, and overhauls needed, something as seemingly unnoticeable as a roof could be due for a replacement and just that is thousands of dollars. People need to understand they ain't just paying the price listed let me tell you

This Instagram Account Shares Hope-Reaffirming Real Estate Listings (30 Pics)

What a dope bachelorette pad! Yes bachelorette :)

This Instagram Account Shares Hope-Reaffirming Real Estate Listings (30 Pics)

Very Brady bunch vibes, yikes .. good project for a house flipper though

Mailman Takes Selfies With Every Animal That He Befriends While On His Job (30 Pics)

C**n ish it must have thought I was saying the offensive c word ... haha

Mailman Takes Selfies With Every Animal That He Befriends While On His Job (30 Pics)

Ball of floof* DOH!

Mailman Takes Selfies With Every Animal That He Befriends While On His Job (30 Pics)

What a ball of flood, Maine c**n-ish, such a handsome boy, no offense mail man I would certainly prefer a date with that floof mound ... I'm thinking we'll catch a movie then enjoy a tuna-tini or pawdka tonic at the cat cafe. Tee hee

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Ellen • submitted a new post 4 years ago

I Repurpose Random Small Items Into Jewelry Pieces

Ellen • upvoted 17 items 4 years ago

50 Cats Shamelessly Disrespecting People's Personal Space

Your comment blubfisher reminds of that Debbie downer sketch from SNL.

These Are 14 Creepy Things Discovered Lying At The Bottom Of Various Lakes

Can someone put some cones where the cones meant to be please to help us see it.. Thanks.

50 Cats Shamelessly Disrespecting People's Personal Space

Your comment blubfisher reminds of that Debbie downer sketch from SNL.

These Are 14 Creepy Things Discovered Lying At The Bottom Of Various Lakes

Can someone put some cones where the cones meant to be please to help us see it.. Thanks.

These Are 14 Creepy Things Discovered Lying At The Bottom Of Various Lakes

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say I bet they were drinking on the fishing trip, drunk too much and became legless

50 Cats Shamelessly Disrespecting People's Personal Space

There's something in your britches!

50 Cats Shamelessly Disrespecting People's Personal Space

I'd think twice before pulling 'em up! Check and recheck!

50 Cats Shamelessly Disrespecting People's Personal Space

He's thinking - "Why is my poor innocent hoomin being punished? I must rescue!!!

50 Cats Shamelessly Disrespecting People's Personal Space

AWWWW bless his heart he LOVES you!

50 Cats Shamelessly Disrespecting People's Personal Space

wow. Just wow.

50 Cats Shamelessly Disrespecting People's Personal Space

Get out of the water before you drown!

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I Make Gardens Of Flowers Out Of Paper Quilling Strips

50 Cats Shamelessly Disrespecting People's Personal Space

Cats hate water, you're not a fish, therefore, what are doing in water???!!

These Are 14 Creepy Things Discovered Lying At The Bottom Of Various Lakes

r/chairsunderwater Damn! Reddit be EVERYWHERE!

50 Cats Shamelessly Disrespecting People's Personal Space

"Hello, Clarice; It's nice to see you again"

50 Cats Shamelessly Disrespecting People's Personal Space

Geez, people, close your frickin door!

50 Cats Shamelessly Disrespecting People's Personal Space

"Hmmm.... I still don't get why you humans call that a pussy. Looks nothing like me!"

50 Cats Shamelessly Disrespecting People's Personal Space

That could be a cool wholesome meme :>

‘The Addict’s Diary’ Showcases Before & After Transformations Of People Who Quit Drugs (30 New Stories)

Absolutely on point! Is this Penn & Teller's Bullsh*t by any chance? Either way, how accurate is that insight?! Too much credit is given to these higher powers and in turn we lose how to believe in ourselves!

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Ellen • submitted a new post 4 years ago

I Repurpose Random Small Items Into Jewelry Pieces

Ellen • submitted a new post 9 years ago

Animals

Meet America's Most Concerned Cat - Teddy

Ellen • submitted 2 list additions 4 years ago

Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Hobby? (Ended)

Hey Pandas, Share The Cutest Pic Of Your Dog (Ended)

Ellen • submitted a list addition 5 years ago

Hey Pandas, Share The Most Unflattering Pics Of Your Pets!

Ellen • commented on 20 posts 4 years ago

Woman Who Was Kidnapped By A Serial Killer Is Now Sharing Her Story And Safety Tips With Her 176K TikTok Followers

I Make Gardens Of Flowers Out Of Paper Quilling Strips

Gorgeous! Would love to see even more photos! You have such talent

These Are 14 Creepy Things Discovered Lying At The Bottom Of Various Lakes

Your comments on some of these posts are like little presents of smart humor ... keep it coming

50 Cats Shamelessly Disrespecting People's Personal Space

The past tense of I had one makes me sad. What became of her?

50 Cats Shamelessly Disrespecting People's Personal Space

Your comment blubfisher reminds of that Debbie downer sketch from SNL.

‘The Addict’s Diary’ Showcases Before & After Transformations Of People Who Quit Drugs (30 New Stories)

Ha yes! That's the show! Glad we connected!

50 Cats Shamelessly Disrespecting People's Personal Space

Why is this comment not getting more likes, brilliant!

30 Songs That Actually Aren't About Random People, But Very Particular Celebrities

Dude Keeps Protesting Annoying Everyday Things With Funny Signs

Not taking advice from a soggy person

Dude Keeps Protesting Annoying Everyday Things With Funny Signs

Well why does it need to say best do you only wish them mediocre regards? Ha. Sorry the template wording in emails makes me want to pull my hair out

Dude Keeps Protesting Annoying Everyday Things With Funny Signs

Say regards out loud and tell me how boring ugly and brutally Template it sounds. No more will! You must rejuvenate that sign off ending!

‘The Addict’s Diary’ Showcases Before & After Transformations Of People Who Quit Drugs (30 New Stories)

Thank you sandeep! Very sweet words

This Instagram Account Shares Hope-Reaffirming Real Estate Listings (30 Pics)

What a dope bachelorette pad! Yes bachelorette :)

This Instagram Account Shares Hope-Reaffirming Real Estate Listings (30 Pics)

Very Brady bunch vibes, yikes .. good project for a house flipper though

Mailman Takes Selfies With Every Animal That He Befriends While On His Job (30 Pics)

C**n ish it must have thought I was saying the offensive c word ... haha

Mailman Takes Selfies With Every Animal That He Befriends While On His Job (30 Pics)

Ball of floof* DOH!

Mailman Takes Selfies With Every Animal That He Befriends While On His Job (30 Pics)

‘The Addict’s Diary’ Showcases Before & After Transformations Of People Who Quit Drugs (30 New Stories)

I'm noticing so much referencing to God, and how it was God who gave them the ability to change and get sober. NO. It was YOU, the addict, the disease-ridden broken person who had the ability to say no more and help themselves. YOU DESERVE the credit. Not God. YOU. Please don't discount how much you did to get where you are today. God didn't do anything, just like he hasn't for murder victims or crimes of genocide. Sorry to be so blunt, but no credit is due to this God you speak of -- talking about a few of the individuals above who mentioned it in the captions, which I'm presuming is the judeo Christian god (an even worse candidate, I must say...). Be proud of WHAT .... YOU... did!!!!

Ellen • upvoted 20 items 4 years ago

50 Cats Shamelessly Disrespecting People's Personal Space

Your comment blubfisher reminds of that Debbie downer sketch from SNL.

Art

I Make Gardens Of Flowers Out Of Paper Quilling Strips

These Are 14 Creepy Things Discovered Lying At The Bottom Of Various Lakes

Can someone put some cones where the cones meant to be please to help us see it.. Thanks.

These Are 14 Creepy Things Discovered Lying At The Bottom Of Various Lakes

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say I bet they were drinking on the fishing trip, drunk too much and became legless

These Are 14 Creepy Things Discovered Lying At The Bottom Of Various Lakes

r/chairsunderwater Damn! Reddit be EVERYWHERE!

50 Cats Shamelessly Disrespecting People's Personal Space

I'd think twice before pulling 'em up! Check and recheck!

50 Cats Shamelessly Disrespecting People's Personal Space

There's something in your britches!

50 Cats Shamelessly Disrespecting People's Personal Space

"Hmmm.... I still don't get why you humans call that a pussy. Looks nothing like me!"

50 Cats Shamelessly Disrespecting People's Personal Space

"Hello, Clarice; It's nice to see you again"

‘The Addict’s Diary’ Showcases Before & After Transformations Of People Who Quit Drugs (30 New Stories)

50 Cats Shamelessly Disrespecting People's Personal Space

That could be a cool wholesome meme :>

50 Cats Shamelessly Disrespecting People's Personal Space

Geez, people, close your frickin door!

50 Cats Shamelessly Disrespecting People's Personal Space

wow. Just wow.

50 Cats Shamelessly Disrespecting People's Personal Space

AWWWW bless his heart he LOVES you!

50 Cats Shamelessly Disrespecting People's Personal Space

Get out of the water before you drown!

50 Cats Shamelessly Disrespecting People's Personal Space

Cats hate water, you're not a fish, therefore, what are doing in water???!!

50 Cats Shamelessly Disrespecting People's Personal Space

He's thinking - "Why is my poor innocent hoomin being punished? I must rescue!!!

Dude Keeps Protesting Annoying Everyday Things With Funny Signs

I agree with you 100%, Ellen.

Dude Keeps Protesting Annoying Everyday Things With Funny Signs

I live in an English village where they set up systems straight away to help those who can't get out, telephone calls daily for those who are isolated, Facebook groups and zoom chats for those comfortable with the tech. The clap for the NHS also made us all feel proud and connected. Would laugh and smile with my neighbours. Had socially distanced celebration for VE Day and a few other things from our doorsteps. The pubs and cafes set up meal runs for people who couldn't get out and turned into take aways for the rest of us. All kept informed by the village Facebook page. I do feel proud of the people volunteering and trying so hard to help everyone in my village.

This Instagram Account Shares Hope-Reaffirming Real Estate Listings (30 Pics)

And every single one of those houses needs a MINIMUM of $500.000.00 in renovations before you could move in. The electrical would need to be redone because they look flat out dangerous, the walls are cracking, the foundations are rotting, there's no real heating system, every single roof needs replacing. ...///... When you buy anything cheap, you get EXACTLY what you pay for.

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