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Sent From The Slytherin House • upvoted 31 items 2 years ago

People Are Sharing The Most Terrifying Things They've Witnessed In Real Life (40 Posts)

Our country is messed up, but the broad generalization is what bothers a lot of people. Not all Muslims are terrorists, not all white people are racist, not all Mexicans are lazy, not all black people are thugs. Not all Americans are hateful. There are a lot of kind Americans. Unfortunately, one bad act overshadows five kind ones. It is sad really.

People Are Sharing The Most Terrifying Things They've Witnessed In Real Life (40 Posts)

Ain't karma just the Lord doing his works amen ^-^

People Are Sharing The Most Terrifying Things They've Witnessed In Real Life (40 Posts)

how I met your mother

People Are Sharing The Most Terrifying Things They've Witnessed In Real Life (40 Posts)

The homeowner (21 year old male, so imagine yourself in that age and think again if he was 'judgmental a-hole' or just scared kid. I feel same about the weapons tho) MISSED him thankfully.

People Are Sharing The Most Terrifying Things They've Witnessed In Real Life (40 Posts)

wow! yes, a happy ending, but i don't know if I could do the same.

40 Random Creepy Facts And Pictures To Deprive Somebody Of Sleep

"Okay can you go pick up grandma for me?" "Sure! What's the address again?" "She's the second gravestone on the right in the cemetery."

30 Of The Creepiest Stories About Children's Imaginary Friends That Might Send Chills Down Your Spine

Nope! Throw the whole kid away

40 Random Creepy Facts And Pictures To Deprive Somebody Of Sleep

If you're cold, they're cold. Bring them inside.

30 Of The Creepiest Stories About Children's Imaginary Friends That Might Send Chills Down Your Spine

So the baby can't walk yet, is in a crib but can chat about colours and scary stuff? That's a definite no from me.

40 Random Creepy Facts And Pictures To Deprive Somebody Of Sleep

Good ole reverse psychology. ...🤔 ...do not, under any circumstances, send me a check for $5000. Seriously, just take my word for it. Terrible idea. Just please don't do it, okay?

30 Of The Creepiest Stories About Children's Imaginary Friends That Might Send Chills Down Your Spine

Who in the hell and in the right minds leave the child alone in a room for the first couple years to sleep?

40 Random Creepy Facts And Pictures To Deprive Somebody Of Sleep

He was quite literally swept out to sea. He was playing on the shoreline when an unusually large wave came in and pulled him out. It wasn't their fault, and it wasn't a failing on their behalf.

40 Random Creepy Facts And Pictures To Deprive Somebody Of Sleep

That is also why the birds fly backwards 🤣

40 Random Creepy Facts And Pictures To Deprive Somebody Of Sleep

Imagine being an introvert in life then this happening

40 Random Creepy Facts And Pictures To Deprive Somebody Of Sleep

Not unbelievable in Florida. Everything is possible there. Birds fly backwards and it rains crystal meth.

50 Delusional Notes That Bosses Actually Had The Nerve To Display At Work (New Pics)

How is this a delusional note? This is a good employer

40 Random Creepy Facts And Pictures To Deprive Somebody Of Sleep

Lol what long denim hands you have, grandma...

40 Random Creepy Facts And Pictures To Deprive Somebody Of Sleep

What was the tractor doing in his home?

40 Random Creepy Facts And Pictures To Deprive Somebody Of Sleep

*note to self: cremation is a good thing*

radseven89 reply

There was a woman who worked in a science lab who spilled two drops of organic mercury on the back of her gloved hand. Those two drops destroyed her entire nervous system and brain.

30 Things Immature People Think Are "Signs Of Maturity"

sorry i didn't mean to post that twice

30 Things Immature People Think Are "Signs Of Maturity"

i was 13 and it happened and i moved on. we're not victims just because someone else said something inappropriate about me. i'm not a victim. rape and sexual assault victims are victims. grow up and accept that the world isn't perfect and there are creeps. being catcalled isn't a big deal. it just means the other person finds you attractive. obviously, it's not okay for an adult to find a minor attractive, but it's not like a big deal. move on and forget about it. men deal with it too

30 Things Immature People Think Are "Signs Of Maturity"

Men Online Reveal 30 Things They Learned About Women Once They Started Dating One

just buy it for her and wear it once, then she'll take it and now it's hers.

Men Online Reveal 30 Things They Learned About Women Once They Started Dating One

yes i have two of the same that is very comfortable and looks good.

35 People Share Times They Cheaped Out On Something And Couldn't Go Back To Its "Luxury" Version After

I agree, but some of it can be bad for your skins. So don't just go for the cheap one, go for the cheapest one you can get while it's still quality.

50 Pics Without Context That Get Weirder And Weirder The Longer You Look At Them, As Shared On This Online Group (New Pics)

that's definitely not what i saw lol

35 People Share Times They Cheaped Out On Something And Couldn't Go Back To Its "Luxury" Version After

$318 for a brush? Is it made from gold and unicorn hair or something?

50 Pics Without Context That Get Weirder And Weirder The Longer You Look At Them, As Shared On This Online Group (New Pics)

It was bad spacing on the instruction. It said "Penis required for voting" when it should have said "Pen is required for voting"

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Sent From The Slytherin House • commented on 9 posts 2 years ago

40 Random Creepy Facts And Pictures To Deprive Somebody Of Sleep

"Okay can you go pick up grandma for me?" "Sure! What's the address again?" "She's the second gravestone on the right in the cemetery."

30 Things Immature People Think Are "Signs Of Maturity"

40 Random Creepy Facts And Pictures To Deprive Somebody Of Sleep

"Okay can you go pick up grandma for me?" "Sure! What's the address again?" "She's the second gravestone on the right in the cemetery."

30 Things Immature People Think Are "Signs Of Maturity"

sorry i didn't mean to post that twice

30 Things Immature People Think Are "Signs Of Maturity"

Men Online Reveal 30 Things They Learned About Women Once They Started Dating One

just buy it for her and wear it once, then she'll take it and now it's hers.

Men Online Reveal 30 Things They Learned About Women Once They Started Dating One

yes i have two of the same that is very comfortable and looks good.

35 People Share Times They Cheaped Out On Something And Couldn't Go Back To Its "Luxury" Version After

I agree, but some of it can be bad for your skins. So don't just go for the cheap one, go for the cheapest one you can get while it's still quality.

50 Pics Without Context That Get Weirder And Weirder The Longer You Look At Them, As Shared On This Online Group (New Pics)

that's definitely not what i saw lol

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Hey Pandas, What’s The Stupidest Thing You’ve Ever Seen Anyone Say Or Do

Sent From The Slytherin House • submitted a new post 3 years ago

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Sent From The Slytherin House • commented on 20 posts 2 years ago

40 Random Creepy Facts And Pictures To Deprive Somebody Of Sleep

"Okay can you go pick up grandma for me?" "Sure! What's the address again?" "She's the second gravestone on the right in the cemetery."

30 Things Immature People Think Are "Signs Of Maturity"

sorry i didn't mean to post that twice

30 Things Immature People Think Are "Signs Of Maturity"

Men Online Reveal 30 Things They Learned About Women Once They Started Dating One

just buy it for her and wear it once, then she'll take it and now it's hers.

Men Online Reveal 30 Things They Learned About Women Once They Started Dating One

yes i have two of the same that is very comfortable and looks good.

35 People Share Times They Cheaped Out On Something And Couldn't Go Back To Its "Luxury" Version After

I agree, but some of it can be bad for your skins. So don't just go for the cheap one, go for the cheapest one you can get while it's still quality.

50 Pics Without Context That Get Weirder And Weirder The Longer You Look At Them, As Shared On This Online Group (New Pics)

that's definitely not what i saw lol

“Countries Where It Has Never Snowed”: 50 Fascinating New Maps That Might Teach You Something New About Our World

huh?

“Countries Where It Has Never Snowed”: 50 Fascinating New Maps That Might Teach You Something New About Our World

not the baby's fault their dads an a*****e. abortions should not be legal for anyone under almost any circumstances

Someone Asked People "What Is A True Fact That Sounds Fake?" And 40 Delivered Illuminating Responses

Me too Shaquille Oatmeal

Someone Asked People "What Is A True Fact That Sounds Fake?" And 40 Delivered Illuminating Responses

Are you really telling someone to go to therapy because they disagree with you?? Classic liberal.

Someone Asked People "What Is A True Fact That Sounds Fake?" And 40 Delivered Illuminating Responses

I voted for him because biden is an actual moron

40 Times Customers Tried To Sabotage Businesses With Their Bad Reviews But Were Surprised When It Backfired

They're not going to give a super nice car to someone who can't pay as much. That's how business works. That's like working a minimum wage job and getting a real estate agent and asking for a mansion and being upset that you don't get what doctors and lawyers get. It's just how the world works. It's just how business works.

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I could am equipped to be a translator for Biden, so I could do this. Yes, I only know one language, but I feel like he sometimes needs someone to tell us what he's saying.

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Professional-Looking Photo You've Taken With Your Phone? (Closed)

haha me to. i have an SE so the cameras not super great so i was surprised how it came out so detailed

Viral Thread Has Adults Listing Various Things Modern-Day Teenagers Are Not Ready To Hear (40 Things)

k well if you haven't found the right person by that point then you should probably start looking harder

Viral Thread Has Adults Listing Various Things Modern-Day Teenagers Are Not Ready To Hear (40 Things)

eh.. debatable. it's not wrong but idk why you'd want to do that

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I thought this feed was about women lmfao.

Sent From The Slytherin House • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

People Are Sharing The Most Terrifying Things They've Witnessed In Real Life (40 Posts)

how I met your mother

People Are Sharing The Most Terrifying Things They've Witnessed In Real Life (40 Posts)

The homeowner (21 year old male, so imagine yourself in that age and think again if he was 'judgmental a-hole' or just scared kid. I feel same about the weapons tho) MISSED him thankfully.

radseven89 reply

There was a woman who worked in a science lab who spilled two drops of organic mercury on the back of her gloved hand. Those two drops destroyed her entire nervous system and brain.

People Are Sharing The Most Terrifying Things They've Witnessed In Real Life (40 Posts)

Ain't karma just the Lord doing his works amen ^-^

People Are Sharing The Most Terrifying Things They've Witnessed In Real Life (40 Posts)

wow! yes, a happy ending, but i don't know if I could do the same.

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He was a convincing Dahmer

This Page Only Shares Horror-Related Content, And Here's 35 Of Their Best Posts

Is that Dhamer?

30 Of The Creepiest Stories About Children's Imaginary Friends That Might Send Chills Down Your Spine

Nope! Throw the whole kid away

30 Of The Creepiest Stories About Children's Imaginary Friends That Might Send Chills Down Your Spine

So the baby can't walk yet, is in a crib but can chat about colours and scary stuff? That's a definite no from me.

30 Of The Creepiest Stories About Children's Imaginary Friends That Might Send Chills Down Your Spine

Who in the hell and in the right minds leave the child alone in a room for the first couple years to sleep?

uwu_SenpaiSatan reply

So this is actually my story of when I was a kid. I had an imaginary friend named Derek who was a carbon copy of me. We were completely identical. I played with Derek for years, longer than what normal kids do. But he would always look at my mom and older sister with a sense of sadness. Eventually he went away. 23 years later im digging through my moms safe to grab some paperwork she's kept for me and I see a stillborn death certificate for a boy named Derek who shared my birthday. It was only then I found out I was actually a twin and my twin, Derek, died during birth. Creepy right?

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So maybe not scary but definitely weird. When I was little I claimed to have an imaginary friend, who had light brown hair and wore a night gown, and she had stars for eyes. Well, my niece was living at my old childhood home and she told me that she has a friend who misses me and she asked why I went away. When I asked who, she described my old imaginary friend. It was super spooky. Edit: I have been informed that this is scary, my apologies.

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