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Scxdface

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Scxdface • upvoted 33 items 3 years ago

50 Times People Shared Their Unfiltered Thoughts And It Resulted In These Chaotic Tweets

When I was 7, I lost a tooth. I put it under my pillow for the tooth fairy. The next morning I found a $20 bill under my pillow. I rushed in to the kitchen and said "The tooth fairy gave me 20 bucks!!" My mother looked at my Dad and said "Wow...the tooth fairy was generous!" To which my Dad responds "Probably because it was dark and the tooth fairy couldn't see what he was pulling out of his wallet."

People Who've Walked Out Of First Dates Share The Moment They Realized They Should Leave (40 Stories)

My hero. You never have a relationship with someone who doesn't like your pets or children.

50 Times People Shared Their Unfiltered Thoughts And It Resulted In These Chaotic Tweets

People Who've Walked Out Of First Dates Share The Moment They Realized They Should Leave (40 Stories)

My hero. You never have a relationship with someone who doesn't like your pets or children.

People Share What They Found Thrown Away And The Phrase ‘One Man’s Trash Is Another Man’s Treasure’ Has Never Been So Real (40 New Pics)

i would kill for the globe bar!!

People Are Sharing What They Realized About The US Only After Moving To Live Elsewhere (30 Pics)

Because your own people are brainwashed to the extreme.

People Are Sharing Pics Of Nearly Perfect Food, And Here Are 50 Of The Most Beautiful Ones

I want to slap it

Dude Keeps Protesting Annoying Everyday Things With Funny Signs (35 New Pics)

Should read 'stop grunting excessively in the gym, to show off'

Dude Keeps Protesting Annoying Everyday Things With Funny Signs (35 New Pics)

You can bring toothpaste on flights ... on the size is controlled.

People Are Sharing "Unwritten Rules" Of Life That Everyone Should Be Aware Of (40 Answers)

Yeah and stop leaving them in carpark spaces! 😡

40 Times Kids Cracked Adults Up With Their ‘Alternative’ Names For Common Things

Pingu? Like the little clay stop motion penguin?

50 Times Celebs And Public Figures Proved That They’re Completely Out Of Touch With Reality

The tangerine turd lies on average every five minutes when he speaks and even more when he whistles.

Unwritten-Rules-Of-Life

If I show you a picture on my phone, don't go swiping sideways.

Hey Pandas, What's A Classic Movie That Everyone Needs To See At Least Once In Their Life?

The Princess Bride, Book and movie, you will not regret

This Artist Creates Weirdly Cozy Illustrations That Are Creepy At The Same Time (40 Pics)

Awe, she brought them flowers.

Hey Pandas, What's A Classic Movie That Everyone Needs To See At Least Once In Their Life? (Closed)

HOLY FRICK HOW DO I DELETE A POST I REGRET ADDING A PSA PLEASE IGRORE IT

40 Annoying 'Facts' People Have To Finally Stop Believing In

But they will pee on you. If I wanted to hold one I'd get a friend to pick it up first. After it peed on him, then I would hold it. Sadly, he picked it up every time...

Hey Pandas, What's A Classic Movie That Everyone Needs To See At Least Once In Their Life?

The Princess Bride

40 Annoying 'Facts' People Have To Finally Stop Believing In

He also did not come up with the term 'survival of the fittest'. That was coined by a contemporary of his, Herbert Spencer.

50 Times Women Were Put Into Awkward Situations By Men And Called Them Out Online

Please tell me he is a virgin too. Ask for what you can also offer.

This Facebook Group Is Dedicated To Unaesthetic Images, Here Are 35 Of The Worst Ones

I giggled at this - I'm not proud

40 Annoying 'Facts' People Have To Finally Stop Believing In

Okay wow this is life changing. I have been cracking my knuckles since i was ten and ever since i heard it could cause arthritis i have tried to quit because i don’t want arthritis at such an early age

50 Times Women Were Put Into Awkward Situations By Men And Called Them Out Online

Agree entirely and this is one of the reasons I hate Disney movies

50 Times Women Were Put Into Awkward Situations By Men And Called Them Out Online

Everytime!

40 Annoying 'Facts' People Have To Finally Stop Believing In

Modern wedding etiquette prefers that the guests throw money, anyway.

40 Annoying 'Facts' People Have To Finally Stop Believing In

yes - i remember a tongue diagram map

This Facebook Group Is Dedicated To Unaesthetic Images, Here Are 35 Of The Worst Ones

reminds me of onward

This Facebook Group Is Dedicated To Unaesthetic Images, Here Are 35 Of The Worst Ones

Now he's complete!

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Scxdface • commented on 6 posts 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What's A Classic Movie That Everyone Needs To See At Least Once In Their Life? (Closed)

okay, thank you for clarifying. i am sorry for the way i responded, and will take your advice on upvoting instead of posting in the future

People Are Sharing "Unwritten Rules" Of Life That Everyone Should Be Aware Of (40 Answers)

I feel like the food one should go for when someone bakes something as well, or birthdays, as it is something they made/ it theirs, and your should ask them before taking it as it could upset the person

Hey Pandas, What's A Classic Movie That Everyone Needs To See At Least Once In Their Life? (Closed)

okay, thank you for clarifying. i am sorry for the way i responded, and will take your advice on upvoting instead of posting in the future

People Are Sharing "Unwritten Rules" Of Life That Everyone Should Be Aware Of (40 Answers)

Hey Pandas, What's A Classic Movie That Everyone Needs To See At Least Once In Their Life? (Closed)

okay and? It’s a good movie, jeez no need to be so rude about there being more than one post about the same movie

This Artist Creates Weirdly Cozy Illustrations That Are Creepy At The Same Time (40 Pics)

i see a cipher without a bowtie

40 Annoying 'Facts' People Have To Finally Stop Believing In

i can confirm. i put cheese in the pantry and tortillas in the freezer once, didnt go well as i found the cheese a day later and the tortillas were frozen by that time

40 Annoying 'Facts' People Have To Finally Stop Believing In

cole

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Scxdface • submitted a list addition 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What's A Classic Movie That Everyone Needs To See At Least Once In Their Life? (Closed)

Scxdface • submitted a new post 4 years ago

Drawing Challenge!

Scxdface • submitted 2 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What's A Classic Movie That Everyone Needs To See At Least Once In Their Life? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Us Your Handwriting (Closed)

Scxdface • submitted 3 list additions 4 years ago

Hey Pandas, Show Your Best Editing Skills On This Picture Of The Desert

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Awkward Thing That Has Happened To You In A Grocery Store? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Best And Worst Feature Of The People In Your Country? (Closed)

Scxdface • commented on 20 posts 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What's A Classic Movie That Everyone Needs To See At Least Once In Their Life? (Closed)

okay, thank you for clarifying. i am sorry for the way i responded, and will take your advice on upvoting instead of posting in the future

People Are Sharing "Unwritten Rules" Of Life That Everyone Should Be Aware Of (40 Answers)

Hey Pandas, What's A Classic Movie That Everyone Needs To See At Least Once In Their Life? (Closed)

okay and? It’s a good movie, jeez no need to be so rude about there being more than one post about the same movie

This Artist Creates Weirdly Cozy Illustrations That Are Creepy At The Same Time (40 Pics)

i see a cipher without a bowtie

40 Annoying 'Facts' People Have To Finally Stop Believing In

i can confirm. i put cheese in the pantry and tortillas in the freezer once, didnt go well as i found the cheese a day later and the tortillas were frozen by that time

40 Annoying 'Facts' People Have To Finally Stop Believing In

cole

Guy Shares What It's Like Living With 27 Moms And 150 Siblings

thank you for explaining this

‘That’s It, I’m Home Shaming’: 30 Times People Were Really Appalled By The Homes They Saw

i wanna live here :O

‘That’s It, I’m Home Shaming’: 30 Times People Were Really Appalled By The Homes They Saw

parkour!

50 Posts From The "Heck This Is Super Wholesome" Group That Only Have Positive Vibes

:O they’re so cute!!

Millennials And Gen-Z Are Sharing Their Most "Boomer" Opinions, But They Just Make Sense (35 Answers)

i can agree, i’ve had my phone for about 4 years now, not a dent or scratch or anything on it, works like new. i regret not taking care of my og phone, it would uave lasted a lot longer if i didnt drop it as much, my hands are more grippy now, idk why or how.

Artists Share What Sketches They Got From Their Clients Vs. What They Delivered And People Love Seeing The Comparison

bonk

Hey Pandas, Tell Me About An Incorrect Stereotype About Your Religion, Race, Sexuality, Etc. (Closed)

yes, thank you for saying this!!!(fellow lds here) :) i’m sick and tired of people making mormon marriage jokes, they are extremely outdated

This Instagram Account Shares The Worst Dishes Someone Had The Audacity To Serve (50 Pics)

this looks good tbh, imma try it lmao

This Instagram Account Shares The Worst Dishes Someone Had The Audacity To Serve (50 Pics)

i hope they are just sunbleached

40 Times People Took Organization To The Next Level And Got These Satisfying Results

i spy skittles

I Made These 35 Funny Comics To Keep Myself From Being Bored And To Entertain Other People

thats cute :)

I Made These 35 Funny Comics To Keep Myself From Being Bored And To Entertain Other People

yes

Medical Student Shows How People With Certain Medical Conditions See (19 Pics)

same, mine is a lot blurrier

50 Times People Found Something Unsettling And Shared It On The "Thanks, I Hate It" Page

cute!

Scxdface • upvoted 20 items 3 years ago

Dude Keeps Protesting Annoying Everyday Things With Funny Signs (35 New Pics)

You can bring toothpaste on flights ... on the size is controlled.

Dude Keeps Protesting Annoying Everyday Things With Funny Signs (35 New Pics)

Should read 'stop grunting excessively in the gym, to show off'

People Who've Walked Out Of First Dates Share The Moment They Realized They Should Leave (40 Stories)

My hero. You never have a relationship with someone who doesn't like your pets or children.

50 Times People Shared Their Unfiltered Thoughts And It Resulted In These Chaotic Tweets

30 Things People Do That Just Scream "I'm Very Insecure"

I'm more like an Alfalfa-male..

50 Times Nature Made People Go "Well, That Sucks"

Uninsured expensive car and windows rolled down? The owner isn't the brightest.

50 Times Nature Made People Go "Well, That Sucks"

See the positive side... your bathroom is really clean now

50 Times Nature Made People Go "Well, That Sucks"

Is he.... vacuuming?

50 Times Nature Made People Go "Well, That Sucks"

Congrats, you now have a submarine.

People Share What They Found Thrown Away And The Phrase ‘One Man’s Trash Is Another Man’s Treasure’ Has Never Been So Real (40 New Pics)

i would kill for the globe bar!!

27 “Culture Shocks” This Canadian Woman Experienced After Moving To Sweden

And it’s probably actually good food compared to our crappy American excuse for “lunch”

People Are Sharing "Unwritten Rules" Of Life That Everyone Should Be Aware Of (40 Answers)

Yeah and stop leaving them in carpark spaces! 😡

Unwritten-Rules-Of-Life

If I show you a picture on my phone, don't go swiping sideways.

People Are Sharing What They Realized About The US Only After Moving To Live Elsewhere (30 Pics)

Because your own people are brainwashed to the extreme.

People Are Sharing Pics Of Nearly Perfect Food, And Here Are 50 Of The Most Beautiful Ones

I want to slap it

Hey Pandas, What's A Classic Movie That Everyone Needs To See At Least Once In Their Life?

The Princess Bride, Book and movie, you will not regret

40 Times Kids Cracked Adults Up With Their ‘Alternative’ Names For Common Things

Pingu? Like the little clay stop motion penguin?

This Artist Creates Weirdly Cozy Illustrations That Are Creepy At The Same Time (40 Pics)

Awe, she brought them flowers.

50 Times Celebs And Public Figures Proved That They’re Completely Out Of Touch With Reality

The tangerine turd lies on average every five minutes when he speaks and even more when he whistles.

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