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ace pirates (she/they)

ace pirates (she/they)

Community Member

ace pirates (she/they)

ace pirates (she/they)

Community Member

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I’m on a school device so I’ll be on BP a lot less during the summer but will probably still come on sometimes

Omni and ace, big fan of TTS and RTA, lgballt enthusiast, band and theatre kid, history nerd, my inner fish is strong and also I may or may not be a dead horse. I’m Z-Z’s lil helper and my besties are Shazé, Jeff and Gwennie but they’re invisible. Yea I’m weird but that’s just who I am so get used to it. I changed my user name a bit cuz the caps lock was bothering me, also decided to fight in the pronoun wars so I had to shorten it. Stay safe and don’t let the yeast get ya. Gotta go now, me n’ my boomerang off to destroy the world!

Bᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ? Tʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏu’ ʀᴇ sᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ғᴀᴛ?... Sʜᴇ ɪs ᴏɴ A Diet. -Tʜᴇ ɢɪRʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴜɢʟʏ?... Sʜᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴅs ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴘᴜᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴋᴇᴜᴘ ᴏɴ ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛRɪPpEd? Hᴇ ɪs ᴀʙᴜsᴇᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. -Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ sᴄᴀʀs?... Hᴇ ғᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏOᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ?... Hɪs ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪs ᴅʏɪɴɢ. -Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴀᴛᴜs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ’re ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ ʙᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ.

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