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Rosie!

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Rosie! • commented on 8 posts 4 months ago

“I Laughed So Hard I Couldn’t Breathe”: The 40 Funniest Things Folks Have Heard In Public

Imagine being this guy and not knowing this family has this on video? I think that maybe everyone has somthing like that. I might be in the background of some home video doing somthing stupid and I would never know. It's kind of comforting if you really think about it. Someone in the world may be thinking of you right now.

Sometimes Dark, Always Amusing Comics By Skeleton Claw (21 New Pics)

Uh no... cat people arent real. What are you talking about? Even if we- I mean- they were, this is not accurate at all! THIS COMIC IS LIES!

"He Was Escorted From The Building By A Cop": 30 Terrible Things Substitute Teachers Did

One of those clipboards with the metal on them? Idk a dictionary is pretty good.

"He Was Escorted From The Building By A Cop": 30 Terrible Things Substitute Teachers Did

I wonder what went through her head . like "I'm subbing for an English class. I'm going to show them videos of animals giving birth."

‘Creepy Knowledge’: 45 Facts To Scroll Through In The Darkness

that's really cool

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Rosie! • upvoted 11 items 4 months ago

50 Spooky Facts About Our World That Are Hard To Digest

Ow, my eyes started itching when I read this

50 Spooky Facts About Our World That Are Hard To Digest

WHY do I always read these articles?

50 Spooky Facts About Our World That Are Hard To Digest

Ow, my eyes started itching when I read this

50 Spooky Facts About Our World That Are Hard To Digest

WHY do I always read these articles?

50 Spooky Facts About Our World That Are Hard To Digest

And it's super weird when you find out.

50 Spooky Facts About Our World That Are Hard To Digest

Phew i'm safe - they can't eat what's not there

50 Spooky Facts About Our World That Are Hard To Digest

Lena Medina. She gave birth by c-section at age 5yo. She's still alive last I checked. She's in her 90s.

AzureIsCool reply

The bacterial spores of Bacillus cereus are in all rice varieties and aren't destroyed when cooked as the spores and toxin (which make you sick) are heat resistant. But they aren't active until your rice stays around room temperature for them to germinate. So it's best to cool it down a bit then immediately put it in the fridge. Also don't reheat it more than once.

Extremely_unlikeable reply

Well all of these make my flatworm tidbit seem meek. When flatworms mate, two "males" use their bifurcated penises to fence one another. The winner, or the flatworm who stabs the other with its penis dagger, remains a male while the loser becomes female and will be impregnated. Edit to correct the meaning of bifurcated. They don't detach it. Bifurcated means split in two.

“I Laughed So Hard I Couldn’t Breathe”: The 40 Funniest Things Folks Have Heard In Public

Sometimes Dark, Always Amusing Comics By Skeleton Claw (21 New Pics)

Uh no... cat people arent real. What are you talking about? Even if we- I mean- they were, this is not accurate at all! THIS COMIC IS LIES!

"He Was Escorted From The Building By A Cop": 30 Terrible Things Substitute Teachers Did

I wonder what went through her head . like "I'm subbing for an English class. I'm going to show them videos of animals giving birth."

BeckyWithTheDontCare reply

A car full of girls rolled past me slowly one time when I was out shopping and yelled out "GIRL, YOU'RE SO CUTE, WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR DRESS!?" And that was just so aggressively nice.

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Rosie! • commented on 3 posts 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, Tell Us Your Favorite Dad Jokes! (Closed)

Haha those are funny

Hey Pandas, Tell Us Your Favorite Dad Jokes! (Closed)

Omg I fell right into that one

Hey Pandas, Tell Us Your Favorite Dad Jokes! (Closed)

Haha those are funny

Hey Pandas, Tell Us Your Favorite Dad Jokes! (Closed)

Omg I fell right into that one

Hey Pandas, Tell Us Your Favorite Dad Jokes! (Closed)

What?

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Rosie! • upvoted 3 items 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, Tell Us Your Favorite Dad Jokes!

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Hey Pandas, Tell Us Your Favorite Dad Jokes!

Okayy, I've got quite a few. ~What do you call a security guard for Samsung? Guardians of the galaxy. ~Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance... So I pushed her over. ~I wondered why the frisbee kept getting bigger... And then it hit me. ~I threw a boomerang a while back... I now live in constant fear.

Hey Pandas, Tell Us Your Favorite Dad Jokes!

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Hey Pandas, Tell Us Your Favorite Dad Jokes!

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, Tell Us Your Favorite Dad Jokes! (Closed)

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Rosie! • submitted a new post 5 months ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, Tell Us Your Favorite Dad Jokes! (Closed)

Rosie! • upvoted 11 items 6 months ago

soymilkmolasses reply

He was sleeping with his male friends on their guy’s only camping trips. Wife didn’t know.

Heroic-Forger reply

During a class reunion a high-school classmate admitted that cityscapes turned him on. Apparently he had a skyscraper fetish.

soymilkmolasses reply

He was sleeping with his male friends on their guy’s only camping trips. Wife didn’t know.

Heroic-Forger reply

During a class reunion a high-school classmate admitted that cityscapes turned him on. Apparently he had a skyscraper fetish.

50 Stupid Moments That Tested People's Patience Online (New Pics)

What does it matter? This is a tat of their DNA, not their home address.

50 Stupid Moments That Tested People's Patience Online (New Pics)

THERE IS SO MUCH WRONG WITH THIS

Fails, Funny

50 Stupid Moments That Tested People's Patience Online (New Pics)

50 Spine-Chilling Photos Of The Creepiest Things People Have Witnessed (New Pics)

I think it is vitally important to spread the knowledge and awareness of the horrors that humans can perpetrate on other humans, whether it be directly or by cover-up or by incompetency (as is what happened at Chernobyl.) Chelyabinsk Oblast has been the location of nuclear "research" since the 1940s, and it is important to remember that while not all Russians are axiomatically evil, their government/officials do not give a fart in a windstorm about their people.

50 Spine-Chilling Photos Of The Creepiest Things People Have Witnessed (New Pics)

This looks painful. Poor man.

50 Spine-Chilling Photos Of The Creepiest Things People Have Witnessed (New Pics)

Anyone else see a little dog face on the top part?

Stray Kids Fans Outraged At Met Gala Photographers’ Treatment Of K-Pop Band

I heard that when they were taking off their coats someone said 'I'm going to get covid'

Stray Kids Fans Outraged At Met Gala Photographers’ Treatment Of K-Pop Band

One of the reporters shouted "arigato" to them (it wasn't shown on the video, but it happened a few seconds later) and suggesting they are to start performing - these were clearly racist stereotypes. And the photographers apparently forgot that they were a globally renowned group and hence they understood English, not to mention two native English speakers. Respect for them that they haven't snapped. I probably would if I were in this situation.

50 Worst Ever Ways People Had Their Food Served In Restaurants

That’s adorable 🥰

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Rosie! • commented on 3 posts 6 months ago

50 Times People Missed The Joke So Badly They Made Fools Out Of Themselves Online (Best Of All Time)

yeah!

50 Stupid Moments That Tested People's Patience Online (New Pics)

Hi!!!!!!!

50 Times People Missed The Joke So Badly They Made Fools Out Of Themselves Online (Best Of All Time)

yeah!

50 Stupid Moments That Tested People's Patience Online (New Pics)

Hi!!!!!!!

50 Times Kids Surprised Everyone With Their Sense Of Humor (New Pics)

Wow that is a very serious leek

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Rosie! • submitted a new post 5 months ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, Tell Us Your Favorite Dad Jokes! (Closed)

Rosie! • submitted 2 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, If Your Username Is Now A Superhero, What Is Your Power? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Zombie Apocalypse Plan? (Closed)

Rosie! • submitted 2 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of Your Fun Halloween Traditions? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Best Halloween Joke? (Closed)

Rosie! • commented on 8 posts 4 months ago

50 Spooky Facts About Our World That Are Hard To Digest

Before I read these I always know I will regret it

50 Spooky Facts About Our World That Are Hard To Digest

Ow, my eyes started itching when I read this

50 Spooky Facts About Our World That Are Hard To Digest

WHY do I always read these articles?

“I Laughed So Hard I Couldn’t Breathe”: The 40 Funniest Things Folks Have Heard In Public

Sometimes Dark, Always Amusing Comics By Skeleton Claw (21 New Pics)

Uh no... cat people arent real. What are you talking about? Even if we- I mean- they were, this is not accurate at all! THIS COMIC IS LIES!

"He Was Escorted From The Building By A Cop": 30 Terrible Things Substitute Teachers Did

One of those clipboards with the metal on them? Idk a dictionary is pretty good.

"He Was Escorted From The Building By A Cop": 30 Terrible Things Substitute Teachers Did

I wonder what went through her head . like "I'm subbing for an English class. I'm going to show them videos of animals giving birth."

‘Creepy Knowledge’: 45 Facts To Scroll Through In The Darkness

that's really cool

Rosie! • commented on 3 posts 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, Tell Us Your Favorite Dad Jokes! (Closed)

Haha those are funny

Hey Pandas, Tell Us Your Favorite Dad Jokes! (Closed)

Omg I fell right into that one

Hey Pandas, Tell Us Your Favorite Dad Jokes! (Closed)

What?

Rosie! • commented on 9 posts 6 months ago

50 Times People Missed The Joke So Badly They Made Fools Out Of Themselves Online (Best Of All Time)

yeah!

50 Stupid Moments That Tested People's Patience Online (New Pics)

Hi!!!!!!!

50 Times Kids Surprised Everyone With Their Sense Of Humor (New Pics)

Wow that is a very serious leek

45 Pics That Are Not That Great, But People Still Wanted To Share Them

Yeah

45 Pics That Are Not That Great, But People Still Wanted To Share Them

Best wishes

40 Disturbing Facts People Wish They Didn’t Know

Dang I always read these knowing Im going to regret it lol

50 Hilarious Astrology Memes With A Little Something For Every Zodiac Sign

Fr lol

50 Hilarious Astrology Memes With A Little Something For Every Zodiac Sign

Aww that sounds so cute!

People Share Brilliant Hidden Details In Animated Movies, Here Are The 50 Best Ones

Good boy Dug!

Rosie! • upvoted 11 items 4 months ago

50 Spooky Facts About Our World That Are Hard To Digest

And it's super weird when you find out.

50 Spooky Facts About Our World That Are Hard To Digest

Lena Medina. She gave birth by c-section at age 5yo. She's still alive last I checked. She's in her 90s.

50 Spooky Facts About Our World That Are Hard To Digest

Phew i'm safe - they can't eat what's not there

AzureIsCool reply

50 Spooky Facts About Our World That Are Hard To Digest

Ow, my eyes started itching when I read this

Extremely_unlikeable reply

50 Spooky Facts About Our World That Are Hard To Digest

WHY do I always read these articles?

“I Laughed So Hard I Couldn’t Breathe”: The 40 Funniest Things Folks Have Heard In Public

Sometimes Dark, Always Amusing Comics By Skeleton Claw (21 New Pics)

Uh no... cat people arent real. What are you talking about? Even if we- I mean- they were, this is not accurate at all! THIS COMIC IS LIES!

"He Was Escorted From The Building By A Cop": 30 Terrible Things Substitute Teachers Did

I wonder what went through her head . like "I'm subbing for an English class. I'm going to show them videos of animals giving birth."

BeckyWithTheDontCare reply

A car full of girls rolled past me slowly one time when I was out shopping and yelled out "GIRL, YOU'RE SO CUTE, WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR DRESS!?" And that was just so aggressively nice.

Rosie! • upvoted 5 items 5 months ago