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BirdandCatLover • upvoted 2 items 3 years ago

Art Historian Goes Viral For Hilarious Tips On How To Become An 'Art Expert'

How come they censor the woman's breasts, but not the man's junk?

Art Historian Goes Viral For Hilarious Tips On How To Become An 'Art Expert'

I suck at drawing. Really. We did art and art history at school. We would have a class learning about a particular movement and then we would all have to try and draw a picture in that movement. The ONLY time I got a good grade was when we did Impressionism. I drew the tree outside our classroom. It according to my teacher was drawn in true impressionism style. All I did was take of my glasses and drew the tree as I saw it in my myopic state. Still it was the first time I got an A in an art class.

BirdandCatLover • commented on 18 posts 4 years ago

Artist Illustrates Hilarious Moments In The Life Of Every Cat Owner (30 New Pics)

Half of these sounded like our 3 year old female tux (the ones involving biting), the other half sounded like our calico (the ones involving anything BUT biting)

Artist Illustrates Hilarious Moments In The Life Of Every Cat Owner (30 New Pics)

My mom rescued a kitten when I was a toddler. The cat slept with me, and if I disturbed her, she just waited until I settled, then went back to sleep :)

Artist Illustrates Hilarious Moments In The Life Of Every Cat Owner (30 New Pics)

Half of these sounded like our 3 year old female tux (the ones involving biting), the other half sounded like our calico (the ones involving anything BUT biting)

Artist Illustrates Hilarious Moments In The Life Of Every Cat Owner (30 New Pics)

My mom rescued a kitten when I was a toddler. The cat slept with me, and if I disturbed her, she just waited until I settled, then went back to sleep :)

Artist Illustrates Hilarious Moments In The Life Of Every Cat Owner (30 New Pics)

More like the cat on your lap jumps, and instantly has a tail 3 times its normal diameter

Artist Illustrates Hilarious Moments In The Life Of Every Cat Owner (30 New Pics)

My cat puts her toy mouse under the shelf, and I totally do this (for a while it was every day!)

30 Informative Maps People Shared On This Group That Might Change Your Perspective On Things (New Pics)

I'm a trekkie! What's your fave series or character? Me: DS9, Worf

People Share The Most Toxic Things Their Parents Have Told Them In This Horrifying Online Thread

Great idea!

People Share The Most Toxic Things Their Parents Have Told Them In This Horrifying Online Thread

I'm prone to anxiety (like my mom), but I didnt know what that was until recently. I am more likely to get mad if I'm anxious. Toughen up? Yeah right...does your husband have any fears like needles? Tell him to tough up for that. Real men dont need to criticize others, and can handle emotions (or at least not criticize them at all)

People Share The Most Toxic Things Their Parents Have Told Them In This Horrifying Online Thread

I plan to adopt, cause I dont want an SO. So many kids are in foster care...I wanna help

People Share The Most Toxic Things Their Parents Have Told Them In This Horrifying Online Thread

My mom said this...but, I blam her boyfriend at the time. She gets mean when around guys...and claims she's just teasing me. I think the reason I slap her arm or foot if she teases me is I've been asking her to stop since I was 3 or 4. Dont ever "tease" a preschooler that you will clamp their tounge with voice grips...even with a smile on you face.

People Share The Most Toxic Things Their Parents Have Told Them In This Horrifying Online Thread

My mom was/is the oposite...every time I say I have eaten too much sugar lately (you know, like having ice cream every day?) And need to slow down, she says "be careful of becoming anorexic like I was". Excuse me? I'm just prevent myself from ever believing I am fat. Besides, I know I'm slightly "padded", but I'm content to know that I dont get muffin top. I love being fit. She also claims she weighed more than me, and was the same height and age, and that she was "underweight". No, you werent...you are nearly identical in bone structure. She also keeps saying Cartie Underwood is "way underweight", but I think she looks great (but any thinner and she would show bones)

People Share The Most Toxic Things Their Parents Have Told Them In This Horrifying Online Thread

Once my mom accused me of purposely returning to bad behavior (I have a nasty temper, and ADHD makes my executive control unhelpful) every time she had informed my med manager that I was doing well...I'm sorry, but I never know what will make me mad until it does.

Lunatic Bride Is Scared Her Friend Who Had A Stillbirth Would Steal All The Attention At The Wedding, Gets Dumped By The Groom

There (I'm sure, cant speak from experience) an inexplicable bond between mother and baby, even before "the bump" is noticed by anyone else...its hormones people! We are programmed to become attached to small creatures, even before we see them. Imagine if no mother ever cared about the baby...she would drink alcohol land do drugs), and when it was born, she would never care for it. The bond is critical to human survival. And yes, for many, it never goes away...like (for instance) you spouse of 20 years died suddenly...

The 'What I Wanted Vs. What I Got' Trend Has People Sharing Funny Stories Of Frustration

I had a friend who went to get a hair cut (a bit more of a trim, since it wasn't even long), and red highlights (black hair) it was cut WAY to short, and dye wasn't viable. But it is growing fast.

The 'What I Wanted Vs. What I Got' Trend Has People Sharing Funny Stories Of Frustration

Decorate and modify them, and you have Harem pants for belly dancing...no joke

30 Cringeworthy Tattoo Error Incidents, As Shared By People In This Online Community

Lol! Yeah, a couple hebrew letters are similar. Vav and Zayin (ו ז, read right to left) are almost identical in one if the most common book prints. Only difference is a dent in the line. Resh and Dalet do it too (ר ד, same exact issue)

30 Cringeworthy Tattoo Error Incidents, As Shared By People In This Online Community

GoT fan? Only read it, but recognize the username

30 Cringeworthy Tattoo Error Incidents, As Shared By People In This Online Community

Doesnt work for names...many are purposly spelled strangly

30 Cringeworthy Tattoo Error Incidents, As Shared By People In This Online Community

You probably know now, but when you first noticed cramped/stiff hands, you should have stopped and refused to use the tool until they loosened up. But, what kind of mentor asks a new artist to draw unfamiliar designs? You dont ask a new graphite artist to draw a hyper realistic horse!

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BirdandCatLover • upvoted 20 items 4 years ago

30 Informative Maps People Shared On This Group That Might Change Your Perspective On Things (New Pics)

Or the Kangaroo's pinch your phone, that's the real reason they have pouches, lol.

Observing Sad Realities Of This World, I Started Using Them As Inspiration To Create These Comics (30 Pics)

Same-if they truly don't deserve it.

30 Informative Maps People Shared On This Group That Might Change Your Perspective On Things (New Pics)

Or the Kangaroo's pinch your phone, that's the real reason they have pouches, lol.

Observing Sad Realities Of This World, I Started Using Them As Inspiration To Create These Comics (30 Pics)

Same-if they truly don't deserve it.

Observing Sad Realities Of This World, I Started Using Them As Inspiration To Create These Comics (30 Pics)

true :(

30 Informative Maps People Shared On This Group That Might Change Your Perspective On Things (New Pics)

These are the kinds of posts I'd love to see more of although hopefully with a bit more emphasis on Asia and Africa.

Observing Sad Realities Of This World, I Started Using Them As Inspiration To Create These Comics (30 Pics)

this was me in the spring of 2020., I am so glad I am here.

Observing Sad Realities Of This World, I Started Using Them As Inspiration To Create These Comics (30 Pics)

Yes, too much to choose from :(

Observing Sad Realities Of This World, I Started Using Them As Inspiration To Create These Comics (30 Pics)

I know the feeling all too well

Observing Sad Realities Of This World, I Started Using Them As Inspiration To Create These Comics (30 Pics)

Yes, we're good. Always try to find something positive

Man Sees His Wife Berating His Employee Who Made A Mistake, Reminds Her She's "Not The Boss" And Tells Her To Leave

It won't be fine if there's not a prenup. She sounds like the same kind of person that would cry about how she's accustom to a certain lifestyle and get alimony. I say she needs to grow the eff up and get her own career. Stop being a lazy bitch mooching off her husband's success. He was successful BEFORE they were together, they did NOT build this company together. Women like her make me sick and give women like me (us) a bad name.

Observing Sad Realities Of This World, I Started Using Them As Inspiration To Create These Comics (30 Pics)

His face in cell 4 made me giggle.

Observing Sad Realities Of This World, I Started Using Them As Inspiration To Create These Comics (30 Pics)

Yay!

Observing Sad Realities Of This World, I Started Using Them As Inspiration To Create These Comics (30 Pics)

lol..right?!

Observing Sad Realities Of This World, I Started Using Them As Inspiration To Create These Comics (30 Pics)

You got this.. all of you.

Observing Sad Realities Of This World, I Started Using Them As Inspiration To Create These Comics (30 Pics)

Sometimes we don't give ourselves enough time...

Observing Sad Realities Of This World, I Started Using Them As Inspiration To Create These Comics (30 Pics)

Simple. Yet profound.

Observing Sad Realities Of This World, I Started Using Them As Inspiration To Create These Comics (30 Pics)

I understand what this poor little cloud-head man is feeling

Observing Sad Realities Of This World, I Started Using Them As Inspiration To Create These Comics (30 Pics)

i hate feeling old

Observing Sad Realities Of This World, I Started Using Them As Inspiration To Create These Comics (30 Pics)

Maybe it's time for new music.

30 Cringeworthy Tattoo Error Incidents, As Shared By People In This Online Community

This is why they are your ex

People Share The Most Toxic Things Their Parents Have Told Them In This Horrifying Online Thread

“I wish you would stop focusing on your dysphoria and depression and work on your grades.”

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BirdandCatLover • submitted a new post 4 years ago

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BirdandCatLover • commented on 20 posts 4 years ago

Artist Illustrates Hilarious Moments In The Life Of Every Cat Owner (30 New Pics)

Half of these sounded like our 3 year old female tux (the ones involving biting), the other half sounded like our calico (the ones involving anything BUT biting)

Artist Illustrates Hilarious Moments In The Life Of Every Cat Owner (30 New Pics)

My mom rescued a kitten when I was a toddler. The cat slept with me, and if I disturbed her, she just waited until I settled, then went back to sleep :)

Artist Illustrates Hilarious Moments In The Life Of Every Cat Owner (30 New Pics)

More like the cat on your lap jumps, and instantly has a tail 3 times its normal diameter

Artist Illustrates Hilarious Moments In The Life Of Every Cat Owner (30 New Pics)

My cat puts her toy mouse under the shelf, and I totally do this (for a while it was every day!)

30 Informative Maps People Shared On This Group That Might Change Your Perspective On Things (New Pics)

I'm a trekkie! What's your fave series or character? Me: DS9, Worf

People Share The Most Toxic Things Their Parents Have Told Them In This Horrifying Online Thread

Great idea!

People Share The Most Toxic Things Their Parents Have Told Them In This Horrifying Online Thread

I plan to adopt, cause I dont want an SO. So many kids are in foster care...I wanna help

People Share The Most Toxic Things Their Parents Have Told Them In This Horrifying Online Thread

Lunatic Bride Is Scared Her Friend Who Had A Stillbirth Would Steal All The Attention At The Wedding, Gets Dumped By The Groom

The 'What I Wanted Vs. What I Got' Trend Has People Sharing Funny Stories Of Frustration

I had a friend who went to get a hair cut (a bit more of a trim, since it wasn't even long), and red highlights (black hair) it was cut WAY to short, and dye wasn't viable. But it is growing fast.

The 'What I Wanted Vs. What I Got' Trend Has People Sharing Funny Stories Of Frustration

Decorate and modify them, and you have Harem pants for belly dancing...no joke

30 Cringeworthy Tattoo Error Incidents, As Shared By People In This Online Community

GoT fan? Only read it, but recognize the username

30 Cringeworthy Tattoo Error Incidents, As Shared By People In This Online Community

Doesnt work for names...many are purposly spelled strangly

30 Cringeworthy Tattoo Error Incidents, As Shared By People In This Online Community

'Gorilla' Hail Struck Texas And Oklahoma Last Night, And This Is How It Looked (30 Pics)

Am I the only gen Z that understands that? Lol...love that song!

30 Things Employees Absolutely Hate And Love About Their Customers, Shared In This Online Group Dedicated To Subway

Mine (slight variations) is a toasted white six inch, with tomato, tuna, and honey mustard. And pickles. I cant remember what the other choices are, so idk what else.

BirdandCatLover • upvoted 2 items 3 years ago

Art Historian Goes Viral For Hilarious Tips On How To Become An 'Art Expert'

How come they censor the woman's breasts, but not the man's junk?

Art Historian Goes Viral For Hilarious Tips On How To Become An 'Art Expert'

BirdandCatLover • upvoted 18 items 4 years ago

30 Times People Explained Movies So Badly It Was Actually Good, As Shared For Jimmy Fallon’s New Challenge

ET: Little boy finds a new pet which makes him sick, so he has to return it.

30 Times People Explained Movies So Badly It Was Actually Good, As Shared For Jimmy Fallon’s New Challenge

Yep

Explain-Movie-Badly-Jimmy-Fallon

30 Times People Explained Movies So Badly It Was Actually Good, As Shared For Jimmy Fallon’s New Challenge

I'd watch this!

30 Times People Explained Movies So Badly It Was Actually Good, As Shared For Jimmy Fallon’s New Challenge

Now that's a movie I would watch!

Explain-Movie-Badly-Jimmy-Fallon

30 Times People Explained Movies So Badly It Was Actually Good, As Shared For Jimmy Fallon’s New Challenge

Sounds accurate to me.

30 Times People Explained Movies So Badly It Was Actually Good, As Shared For Jimmy Fallon’s New Challenge

👍🏼

Explain-Movie-Badly-Jimmy-Fallon

30 Times People Explained Movies So Badly It Was Actually Good, As Shared For Jimmy Fallon’s New Challenge

in their defense, the rocks were VERY shiny...

30 Times People Explained Movies So Badly It Was Actually Good, As Shared For Jimmy Fallon’s New Challenge

Cool

Explain-Movie-Badly-Jimmy-Fallon

30 Times People Explained Movies So Badly It Was Actually Good, As Shared For Jimmy Fallon’s New Challenge

👍

30 Times People Explained Movies So Badly It Was Actually Good, As Shared For Jimmy Fallon’s New Challenge

Haha I tried very hard to make sense of it, because my little one is in love with the two of these. This is a piece of comedy gold

Explain-Movie-Badly-Jimmy-Fallon

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