For Bored Panda Members Only, Join Our Weekly Newsletter

Yes, subscribe me to Bored Panda Weekly Newsletter!

Join the Fun!

Join 1.2 million Panda readers who get the best art, memes, and fun stories every week!

P.S. It's 100% free, unsubscribe anytime.

Thank you!

You're on the list! Expect to receive your first email very soon!

Bored Panda is Even Better on the App!

Stay Updated with Real-Time Notifications

Instant Access via Homescreen Tap

Simple Interface - Even Your Cat Can Use It!

Get it now Skip to the website

WolfGirl23

Community Member

WolfGirl23

Community Member

Follow (62) Unfollow

4 posts

190 comments

2.5K upvotes

1K points

This lazy panda forgot to write something about itself.

Follow (62) Unfollow

Overview
Posts
List Additions
Comments
Upvotes
My Pandas

WolfGirl23 • upvoted 40 items 3 years ago

People Are Cracking Up At These 30 Christmas Jokes And Puns

Have you ever heard of Randolph, the Brown Nosed Reindeer? He runs just behind Rudolph. He just can't stop as quick!

35 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

I was taught to never stop until a doctor with proper instruments had declared someone dead, only exception "in case the head is separated from the body". Cold, poison, vaious condition can make someone seem really dead and age is no reason to jump the gun there. Unless someone clearly stated beforehand that they dont want help in those situations you do your best until a proper examination declares them dead.

People Are Cracking Up At These 30 Christmas Jokes And Puns

Have you ever heard of Randolph, the Brown Nosed Reindeer? He runs just behind Rudolph. He just can't stop as quick!

35 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

40 People Who Mastered The Art Of Embroidery And Shared Their Incredible Works Online (New Pics)

*throws money at the shoes* GIMME

30 Hilarious Tweets From People Who Are Struggling So Hard We Can't Help But Laugh And Cringe

Is that even legal?

30 Hilarious Tweets From People Who Are Struggling So Hard We Can't Help But Laugh And Cringe

Sweet home Alabama!

30 Hilarious Tweets From People Who Are Struggling So Hard We Can't Help But Laugh And Cringe

Probably because she wants to date an adult who can take care of him or herself.

30 Hilarious Tweets From People Who Are Struggling So Hard We Can't Help But Laugh And Cringe

Run, Forrest, run

30 Hilarious Tweets From People Who Are Struggling So Hard We Can't Help But Laugh And Cringe

WTF is wrong with people. If I want to do a haistyle, I'll do the hairstyle, regardless of anyone feeling offended by it. Are we really going to bar people from doing things because of the color of their skin? Even if that color is white? The world's gone mad.

People Share 40 Random Pieces Of Advice That Might Help You Out

Also "leave the first time she frightens you". It's not always the man.

People-Reveal-Company-Secrets

Worked in a no-kill animal shelter. The thing is, no-kill still does mean you have to put animals down sometimes. Especially behavioral issues are terrible. When is a dog too dangerous? Can you rehome a Pitbill with a bite-history? What if they get too dangerous for staff to handle? Especially when it 'gets out' that we had to put a specific animal down and all those Facebook warriors start rioting and calling you names. It's not like we make those decisions for fun...

40 People Who Mastered The Art Of Embroidery And Shared Their Incredible Works Online (New Pics)

for a first time, it’s horribly well done

30 People Who Have Doorbell Cameras Are Sharing The Worst Things They’ve Caught On Them

Who's a good little plant? You are! Yes, you are, my little plant!

30 People Who Have Doorbell Cameras Are Sharing The Worst Things They’ve Caught On Them

This is a horrendous situation. I’m so glad they had the wherewithal to call 911 first.

People-Reveal-Company-Secrets

Cleaning up animals after an oil spill is feel good propaganda to make the public think they are helping. 90% of those animals will be dead within a few days or weeks. They've ingested enough of the oil that they are moving corpses, they (and you mr. nice person with a bottle of Dawn dish soap)just don't know it yet. Real oil spill work is done by trained professional crews, not volunteers. If you ever tried to help, you were given busy work to keep you out of the way.

People-Reveal-Company-Secrets

I worked at a White Castle from 2000-2003. It was clean. Nothing super disgusting at all. All of the equipment got a thorough cleaning every 24 hours. The floors were mopped regularly, walls were wiped down... everything. The food was always fresh. If the burgers cooled enough for the buns to get hard, they were trashed. If fries/sides sat under heat lamp for 15 minutes, they were trashed. We threw away a lot of food. We had to track it all for inventory purposes, and filled up a couple pages a day of stuff we through out. Even when the bulk of the crew was teenagers, we really were trying to work fast and do a good job. Every year or so, they made us get timed on the griddle by a regional manager. Everyone had to do it. Starting with a clean griddle you had to fully prepare, box and bag 30 hamburgers as fast as possible without cutting any corners. I know not all locations are like that, nor are all fast food restaurants, but when I was working there, we did a really good job of everything.