Lidpras

I was at a hot girl bar with some of my coworkers a few years ago having drinks after work. All the girls were 10/10’s and our waitress had super blonde almost silver hair that looked really nice. One of my coworkers got a little too drunk and started hitting on her, which she handled well. She was probably used to it. He pulls her aside and loudly in front of all of us shouts at her “do you know what we call your hair color where I’m from? “F**k me blonde””. Without missing a beat she replies “do you know what we call your hair color where I’m from? “A*****e brown”” and walked away. We all died laughing and tipped her very well. He was cut off after that needless to say. I still think about this 6 years later 😂

NucularOrchid reply

When your mom dropped you off at school this morning she got fined because they thought she was littering.

FlashpointJ24 reply

You'd struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions printed on the heel. You've got two brain cells, and they're both fighting for third place. Somewhere out there is a tree tirelessly producing oxygen for you to breathe. You should go apologize to it. At my funeral, I want my coworkers to be my pallbearers and lower my casket into my grave, so they can all let me down one last time. And my personal favorite, from an episode of *Frasier* : >Roger, at Cornell University, they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful, that by firing electrons, you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. Roger, if I were using that microscope right now---I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your problem. Thank you for your call.