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Dustin Conran

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Dustin Conran • submitted a list addition 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, Share Your Best One-Liners (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, Share Your Best One-Liners (Closed)

Dustin Conran • upvoted 4 items 5 months ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, Share Your Best One-Liners (Closed)

40 Of (Probably) The Best One-Line Jokes Of All Time

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Hey Pandas, Share Your Best One-Liners (Closed)

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Dustin Conran • commented on 3 posts 5 months ago

40 Of (Probably) The Best One-Line Jokes Of All Time

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40 Of (Probably) The Best One-Line Jokes Of All Time

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

40 Of (Probably) The Best One-Line Jokes Of All Time

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40 Of (Probably) The Best One-Line Jokes Of All Time

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

40 Of (Probably) The Best One-Line Jokes Of All Time

Hilarious!!!!!!!

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Dustin Conran • upvoted 14 items 2 years ago

40 Of (Probably) The Best One-Line Jokes Of All Time

Gaston already got one.

40 Of (Probably) The Best One-Line Jokes Of All Time

AYYYYY

40 Of (Probably) The Best One-Line Jokes Of All Time

Gaston already got one.

40 Of (Probably) The Best One-Line Jokes Of All Time

AYYYYY

40 Of (Probably) The Best One-Line Jokes Of All Time

If you didn't, that would be the punchline.

40 Of (Probably) The Best One-Line Jokes Of All Time

I get it!

One-Liner-Jokes

Is your bottom jealous of the amount of crap that comes out of your mouth?

One-Liner-Jokes

I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

One-Liner-Jokes

Just got fired from my job as a set designer. I left without making a scene.

One-Liner-Jokes

People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.

One-Liner-Jokes

The future, the present, and the past walk into a bar. Things got a little tense.

One-Liner-Jokes

Two fish are in a tank. One says, ‘How do you drive this thing?’

One-Liner-Jokes

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

One-Liner-Jokes

I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.

One-Liner-Jokes

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

One-Liner-Jokes

I've just written a song about tortillas; actually, it’s more of a rap.

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Dustin Conran • submitted a new post 5 months ago

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Hey Pandas, Share Your Best One-Liners (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, Share Your Best One-Liners (Closed)

Dustin Conran • commented on 3 posts 5 months ago

40 Of (Probably) The Best One-Line Jokes Of All Time

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40 Of (Probably) The Best One-Line Jokes Of All Time

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

40 Of (Probably) The Best One-Line Jokes Of All Time

Hilarious!!!!!!!

Dustin Conran • upvoted 18 items 5 months ago

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Hey Pandas, Share Your Best One-Liners (Closed)

One-Liner-Jokes

I've just written a song about tortillas; actually, it’s more of a rap.

One-Liner-Jokes

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

One-Liner-Jokes

Two fish are in a tank. One says, ‘How do you drive this thing?’

One-Liner-Jokes

People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.

One-Liner-Jokes

Just got fired from my job as a set designer. I left without making a scene.

One-Liner-Jokes

I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

One-Liner-Jokes

The future, the present, and the past walk into a bar. Things got a little tense.

One-Liner-Jokes

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

One-Liner-Jokes

Is your bottom jealous of the amount of crap that comes out of your mouth?

One-Liner-Jokes

I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.

40 Of (Probably) The Best One-Line Jokes Of All Time

Gaston already got one.

40 Of (Probably) The Best One-Line Jokes Of All Time

AYYYYY

40 Of (Probably) The Best One-Line Jokes Of All Time

I get it!

40 Of (Probably) The Best One-Line Jokes Of All Time

If you didn't, that would be the punchline.

40 Of (Probably) The Best One-Line Jokes Of All Time

https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/images-668e35c26351f.jpg

40 Of (Probably) The Best One-Line Jokes Of All Time

Hilarious!!!!!!!

40 Of (Probably) The Best One-Line Jokes Of All Time

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

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