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DarkLines • upvoted 18 items 3 years ago

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DarkLines • commented on 22 posts 3 years ago

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

That's the one. The one that does 10 year of pollution of a truck in under three minutes.

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

Well done, you made it. You have your life settled. And yes, it is unfair, it is also unfair to make fun of fat people, of stupid people, of ugly people, of small people, of gay people, of straight people, of white people, of indian people, of tall women from your example, of all women, of all men... you get where I'm going? If we censor HUMOR then we don't get to have this discussion. And we can't cherry pick what we make fun of. If we can make fun of one thing and not the other, then why make jokes at all? And yes, you, my friend, you are absolutely right and that condition sounds like it sucks. Hope you learn how to live with it ;)

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

That's the one. The one that does 10 year of pollution of a truck in under three minutes.

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

Snort laughed at this.

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

Bless your heart ;)

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

Well, from a guy with your username, I'd expect nothing else.

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

It all started with the gorilla...

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

The "Eye-talian" squad goes to the same place as those who say "Expresso" or "Gno-ch-i". It's a place where you are met by 48 angry italian chefs who have a wide range of kitchen utensils to torture you.

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

No extreme is good. Any political view that finds itself more important than people it is supposed to protect and help is wrong. Mostly all the polititians are wrong and are thieves who made most of the world poor. I don't understand why people ever rally behind political parties if they are EVIDENTLY a massive part of what's wrong with the world.

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

Oh, I absolutely agree! But it is but a joke :) Actually it was a friend of mine who is doing this work who said how silly he feels when he tells people it's super safe and then goes into an underground bunker wearing power armor to take their X-Ray. :)

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

To be fair, the first model of the internet was ARPANET in the sixties. It was the first network that allowed for packet switching and for TCP/IP. But, also to be fair, the web as we know it now, including the protocols we use for communication between computers DID get born in CERN in 1990. ARPANET was the prototype, and without that and without ARPA, we would never have internet as it is now and you would not be able to use your amazing skills of looking things up before posting emotional truths. The real emotional truth here is that a) it is a joke, b) it is completely correct because ARPANET WAS the first version of our internet, c) it makes for a better joke because ARPANET had a very small number of people it was available to, and c) 1969 noice.

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

If an Alice falls alone in the forest and there is nobody to hear her, does she make a sound?

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

The conspiracy about 5G is as stupid as this.

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

Wisdom right here. Thank you :)

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

I know. I feel like every upvote on this post is an angry upvote.

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

There are some D's involved, alright.

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

Good. Hope you had coke in your mouth.

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

Oh, I posted it but they censored some stuff alright :) Thank you! Be sure to follow us on Instagram or Facebook, we have more of these to go :)

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

If you pronounce it GIF it sounds silly, but if you pronounce it as GIF then it sounds just right, no?

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

I don't think you need Scotland Yard to confirm if it is.

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

Yeah, he usually wears a green shirt, no?

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

All dates and names are 100% correct, obviously.

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

Why did I google this?

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We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

DarkLines • commented on 20 posts 3 years ago

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

That's the one. The one that does 10 year of pollution of a truck in under three minutes.

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

Snort laughed at this.

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

Bless your heart ;)

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

Well, from a guy with your username, I'd expect nothing else.

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

It all started with the gorilla...

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

If an Alice falls alone in the forest and there is nobody to hear her, does she make a sound?

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

The conspiracy about 5G is as stupid as this.

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

Wisdom right here. Thank you :)

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

I know. I feel like every upvote on this post is an angry upvote.

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

There are some D's involved, alright.

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

Good. Hope you had coke in your mouth.

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

Oh, I posted it but they censored some stuff alright :) Thank you! Be sure to follow us on Instagram or Facebook, we have more of these to go :)

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

If you pronounce it GIF it sounds silly, but if you pronounce it as GIF then it sounds just right, no?

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

I don't think you need Scotland Yard to confirm if it is.

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

Yeah, he usually wears a green shirt, no?

DarkLines • upvoted 20 items 3 years ago

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

Of course. duh!

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

Yes

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

That....and some are that dumb WITHOUT being dropped on their head!!! Though that would explain their stupidity...

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

So even correct biological names for things get censored now? Ffs.

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

aaaand he's left-handed....

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

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We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

No they need a truck with a huge lift and Trump flags.

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

Unless it's consensual.

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

Yeah no its not yalls fault its boredpanda i get it Also no thats just my old yt user and for some reason it didnt change lol

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

ahhh missed penis dismemberment joke............EDIT: nvm lmao

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

It definitely wasnt. this is my kinda humor

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

That's NOT just the tip of the arrow

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

Think gif (pronounced gift without the ‘t’) vs gif (pronounched Jif like the peanut butter).

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

I only say that when trying to tick off my EYEtalian roommate - I tell her we are going to fancy EYEtalian restaurant - olive garden... LOL

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

My favorite answer to this when I was a hiring manager, “Typewriter.” They we’re so high

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

Working Comma Hard....

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

i only say oh f*k then i buy that +1 bag

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

Oh dear god, never knew there could be something uglier than crocks.

We Made These 28 Ridiculously Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists

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