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Evagating Beewolf (she/they)

Evagating Beewolf (she/they)

Community Member

Evagating Beewolf (she/they)

Evagating Beewolf (she/they)

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Hello!

Profile picture is a cropped and remastered version of The Blue Marble: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:The_Blue_Marble_(remastered).jpg

I was formerly known as Jess Smith but changed it to this.

Evagation, according to Merriam-Webster, is "a wandering of the mind". Evagating, thus, is the act of having one's mind wander.

A beewolf is a real animal that occurs near where I live, according to INaturalist.

AuDHD Jewish Pittsburgher.

Interested in interesting stuff (yes I know that's a tautology).

Go vote.

For the candidate who isn't a convicted felon (if it helps: his first name and his veep candidate's first name make "Lad's Jan. Demo"; or "Mad Old Jeans". Not going by initials for the VP since you can't fit two consonants into "And Old".)And don't vote for Jill Green either, she hands votes to Mad Old Jeans. Vote for Malaria Shark (aka "Ah, Liar's Karma!") and her VP pick (again using full first name rather than nickname) "Wily Matzoth"; or "Yowl, Math Zit!".

Check your voter registration status at vote.gov, some states have been purging people from the polls.

If not in the US, substitute appropriate Nazi party in the "For the candidate who isn't" bit, and appropriate anagrams obviously.

In case you didn't get it already, a bit odd. (Ok, more than a bit)