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demisexual dez

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demisexual dez

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demisexual nerd with a sico bff and loves fanfic fav anime character eri from my hero

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demisexual dez • upvoted an item 1 year ago

Funny, Jokes

50 Hilarious Memes Most People Will Relate To

demisexual dez • upvoted 38 items 3 years ago

Comics, Funny

My 50 Wholesomely Funny Comics That I've Created During The Lockdowns

People-Standing-Weirdly-Instagram

Comics, Funny

My 50 Wholesomely Funny Comics That I've Created During The Lockdowns

People-Standing-Weirdly-Instagram

Hey Pandas, Draw Yourself And Then Draw What You Want To Look Like (Closed)

you’re amazing at drawing!

Curiosities, Parenting

Woman Pregnant With Twins Has To Find A Lawyer Because Her Ex's New GF With Fertility Issues Treats Her Like A Surrogate

"Not How Girls Work:" 40 Very Stupid Things Men Have Said About Women And Their Bodies (New Pics)

Sure....metal in the shape of a knife burried in your knee....back to listening to Rammstein.

"Not How Girls Work:" 40 Very Stupid Things Men Have Said About Women And Their Bodies (New Pics)

I'm perfectly happy being in self quarantine and socially distant. I hate everyone, so this has been a godsend. I dread going back to the office. Ugh, just thinking about having to make smalltalk and I can feel my BP going up.

"Not How Girls Work:" 40 Very Stupid Things Men Have Said About Women And Their Bodies (New Pics)

This isn't dumb, this is dangerous.

"Not How Girls Work:" 40 Very Stupid Things Men Have Said About Women And Their Bodies (New Pics)

Good thing I don't give a toss about your archaic understanding of modesty.

"Not How Girls Work:" 40 Very Stupid Things Men Have Said About Women And Their Bodies (New Pics)

the person, wo wrote this lost his soul.

"Not How Girls Work:" 40 Very Stupid Things Men Have Said About Women And Their Bodies (New Pics)

What in the actual heck? Who comes up with this?? W-o-w....

Funny, Parenting

Dad’s “In Stitches” After Finding Out These Texts From His Wife Were Actually From Kids Who Hacked Her Computer

30 Cakes That Range From Cute To Unsettling By BakingThursdays

i'm actually ok with this one tbh, (she's kinda hot XD)

30 Cakes That Range From Cute To Unsettling By BakingThursdays

What is wrong with you? That jealous?

People Expose 40 Things That Pretend To Be Wholesome Yet Are Actually Toxic

Yes!

30 People Share The Weirdest And Most Inappropriate Questions They Got Asked During Job Interviews

It's illegal in the US. this qualifies as sex-discrimination.

30 People Share The Weirdest And Most Inappropriate Questions They Got Asked During Job Interviews

It is not. Also, the OP clarified that this was for a job in the UK, where it is also illegal to ask.

30 People Share The Weirdest And Most Inappropriate Questions They Got Asked During Job Interviews

No. But assholes will be assholes, even if it’s illegal.

30 People Share The Weirdest And Most Inappropriate Questions They Got Asked During Job Interviews

Nope, and illegal in several other countries too

30 People Share The Weirdest And Most Inappropriate Questions They Got Asked During Job Interviews

No, it is not legal in the US

Funny, Wedding

Bride Asks Guests For Gifts Worth $400, People Are Roasting Her Online

30 People Share The Weirdest And Most Inappropriate Questions They Got Asked During Job Interviews

that would be straight to CCMA in my country there is no way the company would get away with that they would have to pay the person out a years salary no discrimination allowed body married pregnant nothing

30 People Share The Weirdest And Most Inappropriate Questions They Got Asked During Job Interviews

that was exactly the first thing that came to my mind when I read this. I can tell you both of the questions are considered immoral by law in Germany (and probably most EU states). That means it is OK by law to plainly lie at that point.

30 People Share The Weirdest And Most Inappropriate Questions They Got Asked During Job Interviews

Nah, they're a distraction to haters too. Trust me.

30 People Share The Weirdest And Most Inappropriate Questions They Got Asked During Job Interviews

Wow.. discrimination

30 People Share The Weirdest And Most Inappropriate Questions They Got Asked During Job Interviews

boobs are a distraction for those who love them, not the haters

30 People Share The Weirdest And Most Inappropriate Questions They Got Asked During Job Interviews

Billion dollars idea right there. Step 1. Open a private hospital Step 2. Hire only staff with big boobs Step 3. ??? Step 4. Profit

30 People Share The Weirdest And Most Inappropriate Questions They Got Asked During Job Interviews

Distract a patient from what, pain? Oh, what a shame . Sarcasm sincerely meant.

30 People Share The Weirdest And Most Inappropriate Questions They Got Asked During Job Interviews

That's the point, everybody loves boobs hence the distraction.

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demisexual dez • commented on a post 3 years ago

Here Are My 40 New Inappropriate Comics That You Shouldn't Be Reading At Work

ohhhh

demisexual dez • submitted a new post 3 years ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Ideas For A Peaceful Protest? (Closed)

demisexual dez • submitted a new post 4 years ago

Challenges

Hey Pandas Send Best Baby Yoda /Grogu Meme

demisexual dez • submitted a list addition 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Ideas For A Peaceful Protest? (Closed)

demisexual dez • submitted 2 list additions 4 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Useless Inventions You Have Ever Come Across?

Hey Pandas Send Best Baby Yoda /Grogu Meme

demisexual dez • commented on 20 posts 3 years ago

Here Are My 40 New Inappropriate Comics That You Shouldn't Be Reading At Work

ohhhh

This Church Is Going Viral For Their Openness And Their Sign Game Is Epic (35 New Pics)

same

31 "Goofy" Comics About How Gods Deal With Everyday Problems

ohh hope they get together

31 "Goofy" Comics About How Gods Deal With Everyday Problems

wish

31 "Goofy" Comics About How Gods Deal With Everyday Problems

awwwww

People Are Applauding How This Bar Dealt With Someone Spiking A Woman's Drink

but also as me and my friends are ace and demi this would scar me and i would not be ok

People Are Applauding How This Bar Dealt With Someone Spiking A Woman's Drink

thank u u are savage

45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It

yessss

People Are Sharing Terrible Work Experiences That They Wish Were Just Jokes (30 Tweets)

that is so terible i hate her

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Ideas For A Peaceful Protest? (Closed)

thats the plan sister

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Ideas For A Peaceful Protest? (Closed)

awww thank you for the advice it will be used

30 Hilarious Tweets By Parents Who Were At The Mercy Of Their Fussy Eater Kids

its not the parents fault so stop

Women Are Calling Out 40 “Female Experiences” That Have Been Normalized By Society But Are In Fact Really Messed Up

no i have been told to not wear tank top and i have to wear a bra because of my dad and little brother

Women Are Calling Out 40 “Female Experiences” That Have Been Normalized By Society But Are In Fact Really Messed Up

overly painfull dumb ass

Women Are Calling Out 40 “Female Experiences” That Have Been Normalized By Society But Are In Fact Really Messed Up

shure i have seen your comments u are sexist and mean

Women Are Calling Out 40 “Female Experiences” That Have Been Normalized By Society But Are In Fact Really Messed Up

you go girl

Women Are Calling Out 40 “Female Experiences” That Have Been Normalized By Society But Are In Fact Really Messed Up

the noooo pockets whyyyyyy

50 Times People Witnessed Slightly Annoying Things And Just Had To Share

hawii 50 yallllll

79 Things That Line Up So Perfectly It Will Satisfy Your Soul

it aint america you have to pay extra for water here its sad help meeeeeee

79 Things That Line Up So Perfectly It Will Satisfy Your Soul

that awsome

demisexual dez • upvoted 20 items 3 years ago

People-Standing-Weirdly-Instagram

"Not How Girls Work:" 40 Very Stupid Things Men Have Said About Women And Their Bodies (New Pics)

Sure....metal in the shape of a knife burried in your knee....back to listening to Rammstein.

"Not How Girls Work:" 40 Very Stupid Things Men Have Said About Women And Their Bodies (New Pics)

This isn't dumb, this is dangerous.

"Not How Girls Work:" 40 Very Stupid Things Men Have Said About Women And Their Bodies (New Pics)

the person, wo wrote this lost his soul.

"Not How Girls Work:" 40 Very Stupid Things Men Have Said About Women And Their Bodies (New Pics)

What in the actual heck? Who comes up with this?? W-o-w....

"Not How Girls Work:" 40 Very Stupid Things Men Have Said About Women And Their Bodies (New Pics)

Good thing I don't give a toss about your archaic understanding of modesty.

Hey Pandas, Draw Yourself And Then Draw What You Want To Look Like (Closed)

you’re amazing at drawing!

Curiosities, Parenting

Woman Pregnant With Twins Has To Find A Lawyer Because Her Ex's New GF With Fertility Issues Treats Her Like A Surrogate

50 "Absolute Unit" Posts That Show Just How Big Things Can Get (New Pics)

That's not PG rated Ms.

50 "Absolute Unit" Posts That Show Just How Big Things Can Get (New Pics)

Conjoined banana twins.

50 "Absolute Unit" Posts That Show Just How Big Things Can Get (New Pics)

pov: ur looking for dirty comments

50 "Absolute Unit" Posts That Show Just How Big Things Can Get (New Pics)

Twins!

50 "Absolute Unit" Posts That Show Just How Big Things Can Get (New Pics)

This duck is the shape of a rotund egg. It's cute, though.

50 "Absolute Unit" Posts That Show Just How Big Things Can Get (New Pics)

That must be part wolf?

50 "Absolute Unit" Posts That Show Just How Big Things Can Get (New Pics)

Upvote for the reply.

30 Cakes That Range From Cute To Unsettling By BakingThursdays

i'm actually ok with this one tbh, (she's kinda hot XD)

30 Cakes That Range From Cute To Unsettling By BakingThursdays

What is wrong with you? That jealous?

Here Are My 40 New Inappropriate Comics That You Shouldn't Be Reading At Work

and i killed the chipmunks too >:3

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