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50 Times People Dropped A Sentence That Probably No One Has Ever Thought Of Before, As Shared In This Group

Agreed. I know that there will be people who disagree, but no sex offender should ever be given a second chance.

50 Times People Dropped A Sentence That Probably No One Has Ever Thought Of Before, As Shared In This Group

The itch juice is their saliva 💦💦 your body's immune system reacts to it with histamine making the area itch. They actually need to spit in the hole they made because their saliva works as an anticoagulant, meaning that your blood doesn't immediately clot and repair the hole, so they can drink until they're full.

50 Times People Dropped A Sentence That Probably No One Has Ever Thought Of Before, As Shared In This Group

Sex offenders should never be released.

50 Times People Dropped A Sentence That Probably No One Has Ever Thought Of Before, As Shared In This Group

I hate to be the "smartass": But this is how our mind actually works. It is really interesting, and there is scientific proof. Some of you might have read "the chimp paradox" by Prof. Steve Peters. There you will find the details about it.

50 Times People Dropped A Sentence That Probably No One Has Ever Thought Of Before, As Shared In This Group

My metabolism is confused about the weather. It is convinced that winter is coming, and I must be prepared with internal fuel.

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I used to work at Frisch's as a hostess/busser/drive-thru attendant, that place was filthy and corrupt as f**k. No one in the kitchen wore gloves and the cooks loved making people eat old food/food that had been dropped on the disgusting floors. The manager loved to steal the waitresses tips and blame the customers or the sketchy looking bussers. The most corrupt thing the awful manager did while I was there was around Christmas time. He would take $100 out of each of the new/younger employees cash drawer, call your parents saying that their kid stole the money and they needed to be brought in to be questioned. When I went to work the next day I found out the same s**t happened to a few of the others, we all got pissed and snagged the key that locked the box to the camera controls, re-winded to the following day and watched until we saw the f***er start doing his thing. Every single one of us reported his a**. He got insta-fired. It was glorious.

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I worked for a popular national pet store chain. We told our customers that we got our puppies from 'reputable breeders and not puppy mills'. We got them from puppy mills, and I can't express how many came in on the back of a large, pitch dark freight truck, malnourished, scared and sick. We also adopted the cute kittens from the local sheltered and charged customers outrageous amounts of money. Most of whom just felt bad for the kittens. Don't support national chain pet stores that sale puppies that do not come from local shelters folks.

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I worked at Dairy Queen, the collection box supporting children with cancer hanging out the drive-thru window was a discontinued charity, my manager pocketed all the donations. Disgusting in a different sense.

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When I was a kid, I visited the dentist for a cavity. While there, the dentist slipped while drilling my tooth and drilled a hole under my tongue. My mom saw me tense up, and my dentist said “oh, nicked her there a bit so you might see a little blood.” I got home and after an hour, my entire neck was swollen up like a frog and my voice was squeaky because of the air pressure. A pocket of air was pressing against my heart... dirty air, at that, because of the bacteria in my mouth. I was admitted to the hospital as a “code 4,” with a “code 5” being dead. When my mom tried to sue the dentist for damages, he claimed I was kicking and screaming and “out of control” during the appt, even getting his secretary to vouch for him and testify. (Total BS.. I liked the dentist, and I was a people pleaser. Also, laughing gas). My mom’s lawyer was super pessimistic and told her just to settle and sign an NDA because she had a “small chance” of winning. So my mom settled, being naive and scared to take on an office full of liars. She could never disclose who the dentist was, and we’ve heard other horror stories throughout the years about this dentist effing up other people’s’ mouths. It sucks because every lawyer we’ve talked to after-the-fact says we had a very strong case and it’s likely we would have won. Like really won.

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“House Hunters” guest checking in, I never made the show because I didn’t close on the house. 1: I had to have a house under contract before going on the show. 2: They would select the other houses we were “interested” in. 3: I was assigned another SO who was more “interesting” than my actual SO.

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I was a model for a few big name/well known make up companies. I did several print ads for magazines and a few television commercials. The makeup artists do use the product advertised, but MINIMALLY. Like that mascara they're touting? It's over REALLY GOOD fake eye lashes and they also used another brand of mascara along with the one they're trying to sell you. Also - the clothes in the ads you see are pinned to high heaven on the model. They fit nothing like they look. It's not you. It's not your body. It's fake advertising. Most of us models look just like you wearing that cr*p without all the pins and tucks and double sided tape.

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I was a translator (contractor) for the US military. I also translated Marvel comic books. Marvel had tighter security.

Spare Me The Itch Juice, Thank You

Expensive Potato That Barks At The Wind

We’ll Keep Ye Plump As A Partridge

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It looks like he is pulling the flesh tone skin off revealing his red skin underneath.

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Introverts think then talk, extroverts think while they talk. Took a class that said if you want to run a good meeting, wait 10 seconds before moving on. Introverts (such as myself) need time to process before they speak. Started running my meetings this way and I will be damned if the introverts didn't start speaking more and providing really good input.

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Niceness gets you everywhere. I get free [stuff] from being nice. And no, it's not because I'm a cute girl. Because I'm not. I'm an overweight, balding man. People respond to niceness. I've befriended the Comcast customer support person. I've befriended the most disliked, crotchety person in our office. I get special treatment at my cafeteria because I treat the service staff like actual human beings. I get fees waived because I asked nicely. Be nice. It costs little and is worth a lot.

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Compliment your children with "you are a hard worker" and not "you're smart". Studies show that kids who think they're hard workers outperform kids who think they're smart.

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I am an assistant teacher in a preschool. Asking if kids can use their sitting muscles and listening muscles during circle time makes the kids want to show me how "strong" they are.

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No one stops a guy or girl carrying a pizza. It can get you backstage to concerts.

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Des

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50 Times People Dropped A Sentence That Probably No One Has Ever Thought Of Before, As Shared In This Group

50 Times People Dropped A Sentence That Probably No One Has Ever Thought Of Before, As Shared In This Group

50 Times People Dropped A Sentence That Probably No One Has Ever Thought Of Before, As Shared In This Group

50 Times People Dropped A Sentence That Probably No One Has Ever Thought Of Before, As Shared In This Group

30 Wholesome And Unexpected Behind-The-Scenes Pics That Show The Special Marvel Movie Magic

50 Times People Dropped A Sentence That Probably No One Has Ever Thought Of Before, As Shared In This Group

50 Times People Dropped A Sentence That Probably No One Has Ever Thought Of Before, As Shared In This Group

50 Times People Dropped A Sentence That Probably No One Has Ever Thought Of Before, As Shared In This Group

50 Times People Dropped A Sentence That Probably No One Has Ever Thought Of Before, As Shared In This Group

50 Times People Dropped A Sentence That Probably No One Has Ever Thought Of Before, As Shared In This Group

50 Times People Dropped A Sentence That Probably No One Has Ever Thought Of Before, As Shared In This Group

50 Times People Dropped A Sentence That Probably No One Has Ever Thought Of Before, As Shared In This Group

50 Times People Dropped A Sentence That Probably No One Has Ever Thought Of Before, As Shared In This Group

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Spare Me The Itch Juice, Thank You

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50 Times People Dropped A Sentence That Probably No One Has Ever Thought Of Before, As Shared In This Group

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Artist Creates Comics About Mental Health, Equal Rights, And What It's Like Being A Woman (30 Pics)

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Artist Creates Comics About Mental Health, Equal Rights, And What It's Like Being A Woman (30 Pics)

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Artist Creates Comics About Mental Health, Equal Rights, And What It's Like Being A Woman (30 Pics)

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50 Times People Dropped A Sentence That Probably No One Has Ever Thought Of Before, As Shared In This Group

Spare Me The Itch Juice, Thank You

50 Times People Dropped A Sentence That Probably No One Has Ever Thought Of Before, As Shared In This Group

We’ll Keep Ye Plump As A Partridge

Expensive Potato That Barks At The Wind

50 Times People Dropped A Sentence That Probably No One Has Ever Thought Of Before, As Shared In This Group