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Derrick Hesser
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This lazy panda forgot to write something about itself.
Derrick Hesser • upvoted 7 items 1 year ago
boxoffingernails reply
Having many Family photographs in homes. Not completely gone, but homes used to be plastered in them. The only times I really notice them is in homes of older people.
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I'll go first, everyone thinks I'm insane bc I love fries with mustard NOT ketchup
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When I was a janitor I got a lot of hate for knocking out my 8 hour day in 4 individual hour long chunks of effort. I Was always available for spills and got extra work done every day but spent another 4 hours basically chilling and management not once got on my case. The other employees despised this until a customer's colostomy bag somehow ruptured in the bathroom. From that day forward none of them gave a f**k if I was just hanging out on my phone.
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Derrick Hesser • upvoted 11 items 2 years ago
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40 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New
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Modern art collecting as a easy route to evade taxes. Wealthy person buys painting of black line for $20k, have art appraiser friend appraise for $1.2mm, donate painting to museum or non-profit, write off over a million in losses, zero taxes, celebrate black line like it’s an amazing and deeply moving piece.
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Charging patients in hospitals for TV service. Their bills are high enough, but you want to add $8/day to not have to sit in silence for 23 hours a day?
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Derrick Hesser • commented on a post 3 years ago
Derrick Hesser • upvoted 19 items 3 years ago
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Less than 1% of people have their heart on the right side of their body. Surprisingly, this doesn't normally come with any negative consequences.
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Derrick Hesser • upvoted 2 items 4 years ago
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Derrick Hesser • upvoted 7 items 1 year ago
boxoffingernails reply
Having many Family photographs in homes. Not completely gone, but homes used to be plastered in them. The only times I really notice them is in homes of older people.wildwoodflower_ reply
I'll go first, everyone thinks I'm insane bc I love fries with mustard NOT ketchupElectronic_Warning49 reply
When I was a janitor I got a lot of hate for knocking out my 8 hour day in 4 individual hour long chunks of effort. I Was always available for spills and got extra work done every day but spent another 4 hours basically chilling and management not once got on my case. The other employees despised this until a customer's colostomy bag somehow ruptured in the bathroom. From that day forward none of them gave a f**k if I was just hanging out on my phone. Derrick Hesser • upvoted 11 items 2 years ago
History, Science & Technology
40 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New
People-Share-Legal-Scams
Modern art collecting as a easy route to evade taxes. Wealthy person buys painting of black line for $20k, have art appraiser friend appraise for $1.2mm, donate painting to museum or non-profit, write off over a million in losses, zero taxes, celebrate black line like it’s an amazing and deeply moving piece.People-Share-Legal-Scams
Ticket master. WTF is a handling fee when I am the one handling my own phone? Derrick Hesser • upvoted 2 items 3 years ago
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