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That one kid
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That one kid • upvoted 34 items 3 years ago
Got Fired And Banned From Lowe’s For Not Working Hard Enough
Got fired and banned from Lowe’s for not working hard enough. Honestly, if I was gonna lose my job for something, it was climbing the shelves, making myself a little cubicle in the shelves I could sleep in…and stealing hundreds worth of cold brew coffee. In my defense, however, I had 11-hour overnight shifts. Never again.
Banned From r/Fortnite For Saying “Fortnite Bad Minecraft Good”
Got banned from r/fortnite for saying “fortnite bad Minecraft good”
I Got Banned From r/Pokemongo For Spreading Misinformation About The Covid Vaccine
I got banned from r/pokemongo for spreading misinformation about the COVID vaccine. Which I have never done! Hell I just got my booster shot 3 weeks ago. I sent messages and everything and they won't respond or unban me.
Banned From Brookstone For Falling Asleep In The Massage Chair
I got banned from Brookstone for falling asleep in the massage chair.
Banned From Disneyland For Hijacking A Canoe At Tom Sawyer's Island
My cross country teacher got banned from Disneyland "for life" when he was a kid because he and his friends hijacked a canoe at Tom Sawyer's island. Dude was like 60 when he was teaching us, he'd been to Disneyland dozens of times since lol.
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Banned From A Library For Knocking Over All The Bookshelves
Not me but a friend was banned from our local library because she was playing around and ended up knocking over all the bookshelves.Got Fired And Banned From Lowe’s For Not Working Hard Enough
Got fired and banned from Lowe’s for not working hard enough. Honestly, if I was gonna lose my job for something, it was climbing the shelves, making myself a little cubicle in the shelves I could sleep in…and stealing hundreds worth of cold brew coffee. In my defense, however, I had 11-hour overnight shifts. Never again.Banned From Brookstone For Falling Asleep In The Massage Chair
I got banned from Brookstone for falling asleep in the massage chair.Banned From Disneyland For Hijacking A Canoe At Tom Sawyer's Island
My cross country teacher got banned from Disneyland "for life" when he was a kid because he and his friends hijacked a canoe at Tom Sawyer's island. Dude was like 60 when he was teaching us, he'd been to Disneyland dozens of times since lol. That one kid • is following a person
