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That one kid • submitted a new post 1 year ago

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I Want To Tell My School About My Verbally (And Sometimes Physically) Abusive Parents, How Should I?

That one kid • upvoted 34 items 2 years ago

30 People Are Sharing Shockingly Terrifying Things They’ve Witnessed But No One Believed Them

I find these “family members saying goodbye” stories much more than say, a story with levitating picture frames

30 Times Memes Summed Up The 9-To-5 Grind So Well, They Ended Up Being Shared On This Instagram Account

Unless there are also piles of cash under that desk, he's far too restrained.

30 People Are Sharing Shockingly Terrifying Things They’ve Witnessed But No One Believed Them

I find these “family members saying goodbye” stories much more than say, a story with levitating picture frames

30 Times Memes Summed Up The 9-To-5 Grind So Well, They Ended Up Being Shared On This Instagram Account

Unless there are also piles of cash under that desk, he's far too restrained.

30 Times Memes Summed Up The 9-To-5 Grind So Well, They Ended Up Being Shared On This Instagram Account

At least once a day.

30 Times Memes Summed Up The 9-To-5 Grind So Well, They Ended Up Being Shared On This Instagram Account

Facts.

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“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

Well after the 99 yrs you can walk in all wrinkly and say “Hey mfs!! guess who lived for 100+ yrs and get to come back, suckers!!”

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

Yeah my friends did this (idk if they still do, we aren’t really keeping in touch)

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

People today are such bitches

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

doppelgänger, must’ve looked like someone who was banned

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

I got banned from commenting on Hilary Clinton's facebook page because I kept being mean to trolls

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

Wow.

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

That must suck if your name really is Eric cartman

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

Daaaaamn... from Disney??? Ouch

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

Lies.... it's all LIESSSS

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

Some places are just better if you get banned from them

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

What you came up with was an ideal solution to exploitation ie ; fck 'em, I'll sleep and earn, they'll never notice - well done.

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

In the current climate, I don't think anyone in their right mind wants to go to Russia ....

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

I mean... yeah, what did he think would happen? 🤦🏻‍♂️

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

Banned for telling the truth

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

Sounds like you had fun. I wish I was there with you!

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

I nearly tripped over a woman stocking the low shelves. Was about to say "Sorry I did not see you down there?" when I noticed she was a dwarf. Stopped myself in time from making a heightist remark.

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

Is there a practical difference between being banned for 99 years and being banned for life?

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

How is that bad? Massage chairs are relaxing? Why not just politely wake you up?

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

How is what they said legal or allowed? How toxic.

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

This is just funny.

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

He might not regret it but how does his stomach feel about it?

Got Fired And Banned From Lowe’s For Not Working Hard Enough

Got fired and banned from Lowe’s for not working hard enough. Honestly, if I was gonna lose my job for something, it was climbing the shelves, making myself a little cubicle in the shelves I could sleep in…and stealing hundreds worth of cold brew coffee. In my defense, however, I had 11-hour overnight shifts. Never again.

Banned From r/Fortnite For Saying “Fortnite Bad Minecraft Good”

Got banned from r/fortnite for saying “fortnite bad Minecraft good”

I Got Banned From r/Pokemongo For Spreading Misinformation About The Covid Vaccine

I got banned from r/pokemongo for spreading misinformation about the COVID vaccine. Which I have never done! Hell I just got my booster shot 3 weeks ago. I sent messages and everything and they won't respond or unban me.

Banned From Brookstone For Falling Asleep In The Massage Chair

I got banned from Brookstone for falling asleep in the massage chair.

Banned From Disneyland For Hijacking A Canoe At Tom Sawyer's Island

My cross country teacher got banned from Disneyland "for life" when he was a kid because he and his friends hijacked a canoe at Tom Sawyer's island. Dude was like 60 when he was teaching us, he'd been to Disneyland dozens of times since lol.

Banned From A Library For Knocking Over All The Bookshelves

Not me but a friend was banned from our local library because she was playing around and ended up knocking over all the bookshelves.

Eating Too Much At A Breakfast Buffet

I was banned from a locally owned breakfast buffet as a kid for eating something like 6 really big plates and cleaning the place out of bacon at only 9 a.m.

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“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

Well after the 99 yrs you can walk in all wrinkly and say “Hey mfs!! guess who lived for 100+ yrs and get to come back, suckers!!”

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

Yeah my friends did this (idk if they still do, we aren’t really keeping in touch)

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

Well after the 99 yrs you can walk in all wrinkly and say “Hey mfs!! guess who lived for 100+ yrs and get to come back, suckers!!”

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

Yeah my friends did this (idk if they still do, we aren’t really keeping in touch)

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

People today are such bitches

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

doppelgänger, must’ve looked like someone who was banned

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That one kid • submitted a new post 1 year ago

Ask Pandas, Community

I Want To Tell My School About My Verbally (And Sometimes Physically) Abusive Parents, How Should I?

That one kid • submitted 12 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Am I Being Dramatic?

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of The Funniest Texts You Have Ever Received? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is One Thing You Do To Amaze Or Freak Out Your Friends? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Was The Funniest Thing Your Younger Siblings Have Ever Done? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If You Couldn't Be Human Anymore, What Would You Be And Why?

Hi Panda What Should I Do If My Second Half Always Chat With Others And Keep Sending Them Money Instead Of Spending On Households?

The God Question.

Hey Pandas: What Is Something You've Said Or Done That You've Regretted For The Rest Of Your Life?

Hey Pandas, What’s An Odd Word You Know? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If You Could Change Anything About Your Childhood What Would It Be? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Thing That You've Seen? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Superpower? People In The Comments Choose A Side Effect (Closed)

That one kid • commented on 20 posts 2 years ago

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

Well after the 99 yrs you can walk in all wrinkly and say “Hey mfs!! guess who lived for 100+ yrs and get to come back, suckers!!”

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

Yeah my friends did this (idk if they still do, we aren’t really keeping in touch)

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

People today are such bitches

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

doppelgänger, must’ve looked like someone who was banned

50 Cringy And Sad Moments That Will Forever Live As Screenshots On The Internet (New Pics)

“Okie dokie” 🤣

50 Cringy And Sad Moments That Will Forever Live As Screenshots On The Internet (New Pics)

I skipped till the end… I’m so glad I did

32 Folks Who Could Have Met Their End Due To Their Own Stupidity, As Shared Online

Most likely. Kids do stupid things all the time. But if somehow they found evidence that she killed the person then no, they wouldn’t

32 Folks Who Could Have Met Their End Due To Their Own Stupidity, As Shared Online

They don’t have a sense of absolute danger

50 ‘Cursed Comments’ That Are So Ridiculous, They're Hilarious (New Pics)

I’m googling it. Ooookay should’ve listened

50 ‘Cursed Comments’ That Are So Ridiculous, They're Hilarious (New Pics)

Ugh! Now that you said it I’m thinking too!!! T^T

“This Is My Life Now”: 50 Funny Pics Of People And Animals Accepting Uncommon Situations

When your dad says “we’re not getting a dog!”

“This Is My Life Now”: 50 Funny Pics Of People And Animals Accepting Uncommon Situations

Haha my great grandpa thought he was a Disney princess. He had a raccoon that would come and eat food from a bowl, my grandpa would let it eat from his hand. He ended up with something in his knee bc the raccoon scratched him (by accident when the raccoon was eating from my grandpas hand)

Over 350k People Follow This Instagram Account Dedicated To “Vegan Sarcasm” And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Memes Posted There

Haha when I became a vegetarian my friend asked pretty much all these questions about meat and how she could never and “Are you still vegetarian?? Seriously?? Oh wow.” and tease me about it sometimes (of course it’s a joke)

Over 350k People Follow This Instagram Account Dedicated To “Vegan Sarcasm” And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Memes Posted There

Same with all the veggie stuff like “chicken”nuggets and burgers

50 'Parental Humor Memes' That Perfectly Sum Up What Having Children Is Like

My parents said as a baby when I cried I was louder then a fire alarm and I cried a lot. No wonder my dad is going deaf

50 'Parental Humor Memes' That Perfectly Sum Up What Having Children Is Like

Just like my grandmas sign “Grandmas the name, spoiling the game” When I was young I honestly thought that it meant she liked to spoil games or something 🤣

Artist Creates Relatable Comics For Video Game Fans (30 Pics)

Heheh, “rats”

That one kid • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

30 People Are Sharing Shockingly Terrifying Things They’ve Witnessed But No One Believed Them

I find these “family members saying goodbye” stories much more than say, a story with levitating picture frames

30 Times Memes Summed Up The 9-To-5 Grind So Well, They Ended Up Being Shared On This Instagram Account

At least once a day.

30 Times Memes Summed Up The 9-To-5 Grind So Well, They Ended Up Being Shared On This Instagram Account

Unless there are also piles of cash under that desk, he's far too restrained.

Memes

30 Times Memes Summed Up The 9-To-5 Grind So Well, They Ended Up Being Shared On This Instagram Account

Facts.

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

Sounds like you had fun. I wish I was there with you!

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

Well after the 99 yrs you can walk in all wrinkly and say “Hey mfs!! guess who lived for 100+ yrs and get to come back, suckers!!”

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

Is there a practical difference between being banned for 99 years and being banned for life?

Banned From A Library For Knocking Over All The Bookshelves

Not me but a friend was banned from our local library because she was playing around and ended up knocking over all the bookshelves.

Got Fired And Banned From Lowe’s For Not Working Hard Enough

Banned From Brookstone For Falling Asleep In The Massage Chair

I got banned from Brookstone for falling asleep in the massage chair.

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

How is that bad? Massage chairs are relaxing? Why not just politely wake you up?

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

Daaaaamn... from Disney??? Ouch

Banned From Disneyland For Hijacking A Canoe At Tom Sawyer's Island

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

I got banned from commenting on Hilary Clinton's facebook page because I kept being mean to trolls

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I Want To Tell My School About My Verbally (And Sometimes Physically) Abusive Parents, How Should I?

30 People Are Sharing Shockingly Terrifying Things They’ve Witnessed But No One Believed Them

30 Times Memes Summed Up The 9-To-5 Grind So Well, They Ended Up Being Shared On This Instagram Account

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30 Times Memes Summed Up The 9-To-5 Grind So Well, They Ended Up Being Shared On This Instagram Account

30 Times Memes Summed Up The 9-To-5 Grind So Well, They Ended Up Being Shared On This Instagram Account

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“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

Got Fired And Banned From Lowe’s For Not Working Hard Enough

Banned From r/Fortnite For Saying “Fortnite Bad Minecraft Good”

I Got Banned From r/Pokemongo For Spreading Misinformation About The Covid Vaccine

Banned From Brookstone For Falling Asleep In The Massage Chair

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Eating Too Much At A Breakfast Buffet

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“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

“People Who've Been Banned From Somewhere For Life, What Happened?” (30 Answers)

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50 ‘Cursed Comments’ That Are So Ridiculous, They're Hilarious (New Pics)

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