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David Paterson • commented on 22 posts 1 year ago

‘It’s Called FaSHEIN Sweaty’: This Facebook Group Shames Awful Fashion Decisions, And Here Are 30 Of The Worst

The best "worst fashion" thread ever.

‘It’s Called FaSHEIN Sweaty’: This Facebook Group Shames Awful Fashion Decisions, And Here Are 30 Of The Worst

What a waste. They could have used treble clefs.

‘It’s Called FaSHEIN Sweaty’: This Facebook Group Shames Awful Fashion Decisions, And Here Are 30 Of The Worst

The best "worst fashion" thread ever.

‘It’s Called FaSHEIN Sweaty’: This Facebook Group Shames Awful Fashion Decisions, And Here Are 30 Of The Worst

What a waste. They could have used treble clefs.

‘It’s Called FaSHEIN Sweaty’: This Facebook Group Shames Awful Fashion Decisions, And Here Are 30 Of The Worst

Leaves, huh, looks more like seaweed. Like she's come up from a swim and found that someone had stolen her clothes, so draped herself in whatever was closest at hand.

‘It’s Called FaSHEIN Sweaty’: This Facebook Group Shames Awful Fashion Decisions, And Here Are 30 Of The Worst

Replace the shoes with black-tyred wheels and Segway down the road.

‘It’s Called FaSHEIN Sweaty’: This Facebook Group Shames Awful Fashion Decisions, And Here Are 30 Of The Worst

The customs officers at airports would love it.

‘It’s Called FaSHEIN Sweaty’: This Facebook Group Shames Awful Fashion Decisions, And Here Are 30 Of The Worst

LGBTQ+

‘It’s Called FaSHEIN Sweaty’: This Facebook Group Shames Awful Fashion Decisions, And Here Are 30 Of The Worst

it's very difficult nowadays to buy jeans that haven't been pre-destroyed. Heavily scraped and pre-dirtied is the norm. And even then they disintegrate into holes startlingly rapidly.

Good Scientist Cartoon: Exploring The Boundaries Between Genius And Stupidity (40 Pics)

But it's the solar system with the smallest extant liquid water ocean. Pluto has a liquid water ocean the same size as Earth's, but it's a bit difficult to get to.

Good Scientist Cartoon: Exploring The Boundaries Between Genius And Stupidity (40 Pics)

It was pointed out to me that the biomass of ants is still greater than the biomass of humans. I don't mind that, ants are important.

Good Scientist Cartoon: Exploring The Boundaries Between Genius And Stupidity (40 Pics)

This is called a "covering problem". What is the smallest square that can completely cover a unit square with n copies of itself?

Good Scientist Cartoon: Exploring The Boundaries Between Genius And Stupidity (40 Pics)

So what is the optimum rate of fossil fuel burning?

Good Scientist Cartoon: Exploring The Boundaries Between Genius And Stupidity (40 Pics)

Nothing. Any poison without a cure on that list can't be cured by any of the poisons listed.

Good Scientist Cartoon: Exploring The Boundaries Between Genius And Stupidity (40 Pics)

The reason that most of these antidotes work (if applied VERY carefully) is that most of these act through to neurotransmitter acetylcholine. So a poison that overproduces acetylcholine can be cored by a poison that blocks receptors. The action of cyanide / thallium /cadmium / radiation poisoning is through substitution of one metallic element for another.

Good Scientist Cartoon: Exploring The Boundaries Between Genius And Stupidity (40 Pics)

I need to clarify that 32 standard deviations. SETI was searching for narrowband wow! type signals. And found thousands of them, enough to fill out a continuum over all radio wavelengths. But there are about half a dozen others that are much more powerful even than that. The probability that these are from a known natural source is vanishingly small.

Good Scientist Cartoon: Exploring The Boundaries Between Genius And Stupidity (40 Pics)

Ta for info on naproxen. But why are steroidal painkillers like morphine, codeine, and prednisolone so much more effective for severe pain than non-steroidal medicines?

Good Scientist Cartoon: Exploring The Boundaries Between Genius And Stupidity (40 Pics)

Thanks, I didn't know that!

Good Scientist Cartoon: Exploring The Boundaries Between Genius And Stupidity (40 Pics)

Ford even tried to design a car powered by a nuclear reactor. The Nissan Leaf is 110 kW, so we're in the right ballpark. Shielding, though, is a problem. I personally like the idea of dropping a small nuclear power source inside a home hot water service - your pipes would never freeze.

Good Scientist Cartoon: Exploring The Boundaries Between Genius And Stupidity (40 Pics)

Glad you said "great-aunt" rather than "grandmother" :-) we're not directly descended from Goofy here. More like great-uncle? The males are those that tend to have the sagittal crest.

Good Scientist Cartoon: Exploring The Boundaries Between Genius And Stupidity (40 Pics)

I'd read it. I can direct you to a Sci-Fi novel using liquid crystals as a replacement for RNA/DNA.

Good Scientist Cartoon: Exploring The Boundaries Between Genius And Stupidity (40 Pics)

Occam's razor says "don't multiply entities unnecessarily". A rule that taxonomists are challenging.

Good Scientist Cartoon: Exploring The Boundaries Between Genius And Stupidity (40 Pics)

That's in cartoon 77.

Good Scientist Cartoon: Exploring The Boundaries Between Genius And Stupidity (40 Pics)

One such is to redirect a large asteroid or a trans-Neptunian object into an intersecting orbit.

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David Paterson • upvoted 18 items 1 year ago

‘It’s Called FaSHEIN Sweaty’: This Facebook Group Shames Awful Fashion Decisions, And Here Are 30 Of The Worst

i kinda want them... maybe wear them once... then put them on a shelve to look at sometimes...

‘It’s Called FaSHEIN Sweaty’: This Facebook Group Shames Awful Fashion Decisions, And Here Are 30 Of The Worst

Without the double heels, l like them

‘It’s Called FaSHEIN Sweaty’: This Facebook Group Shames Awful Fashion Decisions, And Here Are 30 Of The Worst

i kinda want them... maybe wear them once... then put them on a shelve to look at sometimes...

‘It’s Called FaSHEIN Sweaty’: This Facebook Group Shames Awful Fashion Decisions, And Here Are 30 Of The Worst

Without the double heels, l like them

‘It’s Called FaSHEIN Sweaty’: This Facebook Group Shames Awful Fashion Decisions, And Here Are 30 Of The Worst

Not photoshopped AT ALL!

‘It’s Called FaSHEIN Sweaty’: This Facebook Group Shames Awful Fashion Decisions, And Here Are 30 Of The Worst

Those are cute!

‘It’s Called FaSHEIN Sweaty’: This Facebook Group Shames Awful Fashion Decisions, And Here Are 30 Of The Worst

Does it come with a built in Powerbank? And is it available in Black?

‘It’s Called FaSHEIN Sweaty’: This Facebook Group Shames Awful Fashion Decisions, And Here Are 30 Of The Worst

It took me wayyy to long to realise...

‘It’s Called FaSHEIN Sweaty’: This Facebook Group Shames Awful Fashion Decisions, And Here Are 30 Of The Worst

“i told you to stop playing with my slinky!”

‘It’s Called FaSHEIN Sweaty’: This Facebook Group Shames Awful Fashion Decisions, And Here Are 30 Of The Worst

Um yes please?

Um No!

Good Scientist Cartoon: Exploring The Boundaries Between Genius And Stupidity (40 Pics)

You missed out 'curl up in a corner and cry'

In Case You Can't Decide

Too Many Layers For Me

Good Scientist Cartoon: Exploring The Boundaries Between Genius And Stupidity (40 Pics)

I realise this is meant to be a joke, but most large-scale vocal works in classical music, such as operas and oratorio (which is the genre of the Messiah) have a librettist - someone who writes the lyrics separate to the one who composes the music. The lyrics were actually written by a guy named Charles Jennens

Good Scientist Cartoon: Exploring The Boundaries Between Genius And Stupidity (40 Pics)

Car goes wheeeeeeeeeeee

Good Scientist Cartoon: Exploring The Boundaries Between Genius And Stupidity (40 Pics)

Cool, finally one reactor for every home!

Good Scientist Cartoon: Exploring The Boundaries Between Genius And Stupidity (40 Pics)

Great-aunt is smiling at you

Good Scientist Cartoon: Exploring The Boundaries Between Genius And Stupidity (40 Pics)

Yes, naproxen is the best! And acetaminophen is the same as paracetamol

Good Scientist Cartoon: Exploring The Boundaries Between Genius And Stupidity (40 Pics)

So that's a yay for narrow mindedness?

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David Paterson • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago

‘It’s Called FaSHEIN Sweaty’: This Facebook Group Shames Awful Fashion Decisions, And Here Are 30 Of The Worst

The best "worst fashion" thread ever.

‘It’s Called FaSHEIN Sweaty’: This Facebook Group Shames Awful Fashion Decisions, And Here Are 30 Of The Worst

What a waste. They could have used treble clefs.

‘It’s Called FaSHEIN Sweaty’: This Facebook Group Shames Awful Fashion Decisions, And Here Are 30 Of The Worst

Leaves, huh, looks more like seaweed. Like she's come up from a swim and found that someone had stolen her clothes, so draped herself in whatever was closest at hand.

‘It’s Called FaSHEIN Sweaty’: This Facebook Group Shames Awful Fashion Decisions, And Here Are 30 Of The Worst

Replace the shoes with black-tyred wheels and Segway down the road.

‘It’s Called FaSHEIN Sweaty’: This Facebook Group Shames Awful Fashion Decisions, And Here Are 30 Of The Worst

The customs officers at airports would love it.

‘It’s Called FaSHEIN Sweaty’: This Facebook Group Shames Awful Fashion Decisions, And Here Are 30 Of The Worst

LGBTQ+

‘It’s Called FaSHEIN Sweaty’: This Facebook Group Shames Awful Fashion Decisions, And Here Are 30 Of The Worst

it's very difficult nowadays to buy jeans that haven't been pre-destroyed. Heavily scraped and pre-dirtied is the norm. And even then they disintegrate into holes startlingly rapidly.

Good Scientist Cartoon: Exploring The Boundaries Between Genius And Stupidity (40 Pics)

But it's the solar system with the smallest extant liquid water ocean. Pluto has a liquid water ocean the same size as Earth's, but it's a bit difficult to get to.

Good Scientist Cartoon: Exploring The Boundaries Between Genius And Stupidity (40 Pics)

It was pointed out to me that the biomass of ants is still greater than the biomass of humans. I don't mind that, ants are important.

Good Scientist Cartoon: Exploring The Boundaries Between Genius And Stupidity (40 Pics)

This is called a "covering problem". What is the smallest square that can completely cover a unit square with n copies of itself?

Good Scientist Cartoon: Exploring The Boundaries Between Genius And Stupidity (40 Pics)

So what is the optimum rate of fossil fuel burning?

Good Scientist Cartoon: Exploring The Boundaries Between Genius And Stupidity (40 Pics)

Nothing. Any poison without a cure on that list can't be cured by any of the poisons listed.

Good Scientist Cartoon: Exploring The Boundaries Between Genius And Stupidity (40 Pics)

Ta for info on naproxen. But why are steroidal painkillers like morphine, codeine, and prednisolone so much more effective for severe pain than non-steroidal medicines?

Good Scientist Cartoon: Exploring The Boundaries Between Genius And Stupidity (40 Pics)

Thanks, I didn't know that!

Good Scientist Cartoon: Exploring The Boundaries Between Genius And Stupidity (40 Pics)

Glad you said "great-aunt" rather than "grandmother" :-) we're not directly descended from Goofy here. More like great-uncle? The males are those that tend to have the sagittal crest.

Good Scientist Cartoon: Exploring The Boundaries Between Genius And Stupidity (40 Pics)

I'd read it. I can direct you to a Sci-Fi novel using liquid crystals as a replacement for RNA/DNA.

Good Scientist Cartoon: Exploring The Boundaries Between Genius And Stupidity (40 Pics)

Occam's razor says "don't multiply entities unnecessarily". A rule that taxonomists are challenging.

David Paterson • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

Um No!

‘It’s Called FaSHEIN Sweaty’: This Facebook Group Shames Awful Fashion Decisions, And Here Are 30 Of The Worst

Not photoshopped AT ALL!

‘It’s Called FaSHEIN Sweaty’: This Facebook Group Shames Awful Fashion Decisions, And Here Are 30 Of The Worst

“i told you to stop playing with my slinky!”

‘It’s Called FaSHEIN Sweaty’: This Facebook Group Shames Awful Fashion Decisions, And Here Are 30 Of The Worst

Um yes please?

‘It’s Called FaSHEIN Sweaty’: This Facebook Group Shames Awful Fashion Decisions, And Here Are 30 Of The Worst

Those are cute!

‘It’s Called FaSHEIN Sweaty’: This Facebook Group Shames Awful Fashion Decisions, And Here Are 30 Of The Worst

Without the double heels, l like them

‘It’s Called FaSHEIN Sweaty’: This Facebook Group Shames Awful Fashion Decisions, And Here Are 30 Of The Worst

Does it come with a built in Powerbank? And is it available in Black?

‘It’s Called FaSHEIN Sweaty’: This Facebook Group Shames Awful Fashion Decisions, And Here Are 30 Of The Worst

i kinda want them... maybe wear them once... then put them on a shelve to look at sometimes...

‘It’s Called FaSHEIN Sweaty’: This Facebook Group Shames Awful Fashion Decisions, And Here Are 30 Of The Worst

It took me wayyy to long to realise...

In Case You Can't Decide

Too Many Layers For Me

Good Scientist Cartoon: Exploring The Boundaries Between Genius And Stupidity (40 Pics)

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