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David Jeffery

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David Jeffery • commented on 6 posts 1 day ago

"Candyland Invented During The Polio Epidemic": 30 Wholesome Things That Are Actually Disturbing

The songwriter of this is also a notorious d******d.

"Candyland Invented During The Polio Epidemic": 30 Wholesome Things That Are Actually Disturbing

If you can't figure it out, I'm being sarcastic (thanks Homer Simpson).

"Candyland Invented During The Polio Epidemic": 30 Wholesome Things That Are Actually Disturbing

The songwriter of this is also a notorious d******d.

"Candyland Invented During The Polio Epidemic": 30 Wholesome Things That Are Actually Disturbing

If you can't figure it out, I'm being sarcastic (thanks Homer Simpson).

"Candyland Invented During The Polio Epidemic": 30 Wholesome Things That Are Actually Disturbing

Seriously?

"Candyland Invented During The Polio Epidemic": 30 Wholesome Things That Are Actually Disturbing

If Books could kill, did a great podcast episode on this one

"Candyland Invented During The Polio Epidemic": 30 Wholesome Things That Are Actually Disturbing

But it is about a troubled kid and gun violence, so not too big a stretch to connect it. Even though the band has said it isn't specifically about school shootings, it kinda is

"Candyland Invented During The Polio Epidemic": 30 Wholesome Things That Are Actually Disturbing

That first sentence might be the worst thing I've ever read. Sentence construction wise

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David Jeffery • upvoted 3 items 3 days ago

“I Feel Personally Attacked”: 50 Times People Got Savagely Roasted On The Internet

These are funny, I just wish such a function would exist. With a 3 strike rule: 3rd threat of that time = jail. End of.

“I Feel Personally Attacked”: 50 Times People Got Savagely Roasted On The Internet

I actually have some pride in my appearance

“I Feel Personally Attacked”: 50 Times People Got Savagely Roasted On The Internet

These are funny, I just wish such a function would exist. With a 3 strike rule: 3rd threat of that time = jail. End of.

“I Feel Personally Attacked”: 50 Times People Got Savagely Roasted On The Internet

I actually have some pride in my appearance

30 Signs That Were Designed So Poorly That People Just Had To Roast Them Online (New Pics)

It wasn't an "unplanned pregnancy", it was God basically raping Mary and forcing pregnancy on her. She didn't CHOOSE to have sex with God. Thus, he forced her to get pregnant. That's rape/sexual assault.

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David Jeffery • commented on 7 posts 3 days ago

50 Funny Memes For Those Who Are In Need Of Their Daily Dose Of Laughter

Double penetration - someone had to go there

30 Signs That Were Designed So Poorly That People Just Had To Roast Them Online (New Pics)

So we're all gonna die then

50 Funny Memes For Those Who Are In Need Of Their Daily Dose Of Laughter

Double penetration - someone had to go there

30 Signs That Were Designed So Poorly That People Just Had To Roast Them Online (New Pics)

So we're all gonna die then

30 Signs That Were Designed So Poorly That People Just Had To Roast Them Online (New Pics)

But that marijuana Jesus, I'd worship at his altar

30 Signs That Were Designed So Poorly That People Just Had To Roast Them Online (New Pics)

1 million what now?

30 Signs That Were Designed So Poorly That People Just Had To Roast Them Online (New Pics)

Or, yes

30 Signs That Were Designed So Poorly That People Just Had To Roast Them Online (New Pics)

I've been there and it really was unseasonably warm

30 Signs That Were Designed So Poorly That People Just Had To Roast Them Online (New Pics)

Yoda didn't die, he went into advertising

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David Jeffery • commented on 4 posts 4 days ago

50 Times Book Lovers Were Horrified By What They Saw And Just Had To Share It (New Pics)

It's so obvious, the dog above the belt is an accountant and the dog below is a stay at home dad. God, do I have to do all the work??

50 Times Book Lovers Were Horrified By What They Saw And Just Had To Share It (New Pics)

Smile, you've been had

50 Times Book Lovers Were Horrified By What They Saw And Just Had To Share It (New Pics)

It's so obvious, the dog above the belt is an accountant and the dog below is a stay at home dad. God, do I have to do all the work??

50 Times Book Lovers Were Horrified By What They Saw And Just Had To Share It (New Pics)

Smile, you've been had

50 Times Book Lovers Were Horrified By What They Saw And Just Had To Share It (New Pics)

It's a trick question! Don't answer it!!

50 Times Book Lovers Were Horrified By What They Saw And Just Had To Share It (New Pics)

In Australia we sometimes call chicken eggs 'bumnuts,' so not far off.

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David Jeffery • upvoted 4 items 5 days ago

50 Times Strangers Forgot They Were In Public And Said The Most Unhinged Things (New Pics)

I mean, they're not wrong.

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David Jeffery • commented on 9 posts 5 days ago

50 Times Strangers Forgot They Were In Public And Said The Most Unhinged Things (New Pics)

I think there might be some punctuation missing from the post

50 Times Strangers Forgot They Were In Public And Said The Most Unhinged Things (New Pics)

This is why people are against Social Security. Personally, I'm more than happy to pay taxes to ensure it stays but I understand why people can be against it

50 Times Strangers Forgot They Were In Public And Said The Most Unhinged Things (New Pics)

I think there might be some punctuation missing from the post

50 Times Strangers Forgot They Were In Public And Said The Most Unhinged Things (New Pics)

This is why people are against Social Security. Personally, I'm more than happy to pay taxes to ensure it stays but I understand why people can be against it

50 Times Strangers Forgot They Were In Public And Said The Most Unhinged Things (New Pics)

Disturbing on so many levels

50 Times Strangers Forgot They Were In Public And Said The Most Unhinged Things (New Pics)

Future super villan?

50 Times Strangers Forgot They Were In Public And Said The Most Unhinged Things (New Pics)

Virgin or not, a great song is a great song

50 Times Strangers Forgot They Were In Public And Said The Most Unhinged Things (New Pics)

Heroes, capes, etc

50 Times Strangers Forgot They Were In Public And Said The Most Unhinged Things (New Pics)

If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me if I spoke Malayalam - I'd still have no dollars.

50 Times Strangers Forgot They Were In Public And Said The Most Unhinged Things (New Pics)

That was a completely satisfying read.

50 Times Strangers Forgot They Were In Public And Said The Most Unhinged Things (New Pics)

Aah, that's the stuff

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David Jeffery • upvoted 2 items 6 days ago

40 Of The Funniest Tweets From February 2025

The late Victorian/Early Edwardian ladies had the idea. Large hatpins strategically hidden, any handsy men got a stabbing. There were also ladies gloves that had metal claws sown in for the same reason: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/hatpin-peril-terrorized-men-who-couldnt-handle-20th-century-woman-180951219/

40 Of The Funniest Tweets From February 2025

Oh, good, so it works. Sorry guys, *someone* had to fight back against sexists and sexual harassers, and you were to busy looking the other way or finding 60 versions of "but it's just locker room talk". (1) You are one of the really good guys who fought back? Consider yourself exempt from the above.

David Jeffery • commented on 5 posts 6 days ago

40 Of The Funniest Tweets From February 2025

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

40 Of The Funniest Tweets From February 2025

And your point is.....?

40 Of The Funniest Tweets From February 2025

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

40 Of The Funniest Tweets From February 2025

And your point is.....?

40 Of The Funniest Tweets From February 2025

Two dogs

40 Of The Funniest Tweets From February 2025

Well, I'm officially lost

40 Of The Funniest Tweets From February 2025

Mine too

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David Jeffery • submitted a new post 1 year ago

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Hey Pandas, What's Great About America? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What's A Red Flag That Often Gets Overlooked?

David Jeffery • submitted 4 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Name Something That Should Get People Banished From Society (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's A Common Stereotype That Gets On Your Nerves? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What Was One Thing That You Learned And It Just Stuck With You? (Closed)

David Jeffery • commented on 6 posts 1 day ago

"Candyland Invented During The Polio Epidemic": 30 Wholesome Things That Are Actually Disturbing

The songwriter of this is also a notorious d******d.

"Candyland Invented During The Polio Epidemic": 30 Wholesome Things That Are Actually Disturbing

If you can't figure it out, I'm being sarcastic (thanks Homer Simpson).

"Candyland Invented During The Polio Epidemic": 30 Wholesome Things That Are Actually Disturbing

Seriously?

"Candyland Invented During The Polio Epidemic": 30 Wholesome Things That Are Actually Disturbing

If Books could kill, did a great podcast episode on this one

"Candyland Invented During The Polio Epidemic": 30 Wholesome Things That Are Actually Disturbing

But it is about a troubled kid and gun violence, so not too big a stretch to connect it. Even though the band has said it isn't specifically about school shootings, it kinda is

"Candyland Invented During The Polio Epidemic": 30 Wholesome Things That Are Actually Disturbing

That first sentence might be the worst thing I've ever read. Sentence construction wise

David Jeffery • commented on 7 posts 3 days ago

50 Funny Memes For Those Who Are In Need Of Their Daily Dose Of Laughter

Double penetration - someone had to go there

30 Signs That Were Designed So Poorly That People Just Had To Roast Them Online (New Pics)

So we're all gonna die then

30 Signs That Were Designed So Poorly That People Just Had To Roast Them Online (New Pics)

But that marijuana Jesus, I'd worship at his altar

30 Signs That Were Designed So Poorly That People Just Had To Roast Them Online (New Pics)

1 million what now?

30 Signs That Were Designed So Poorly That People Just Had To Roast Them Online (New Pics)

Or, yes

30 Signs That Were Designed So Poorly That People Just Had To Roast Them Online (New Pics)

I've been there and it really was unseasonably warm

30 Signs That Were Designed So Poorly That People Just Had To Roast Them Online (New Pics)

Yoda didn't die, he went into advertising

David Jeffery • commented on 4 posts 4 days ago

50 Times Book Lovers Were Horrified By What They Saw And Just Had To Share It (New Pics)

It's so obvious, the dog above the belt is an accountant and the dog below is a stay at home dad. God, do I have to do all the work??

50 Times Book Lovers Were Horrified By What They Saw And Just Had To Share It (New Pics)

Smile, you've been had

50 Times Book Lovers Were Horrified By What They Saw And Just Had To Share It (New Pics)

It's a trick question! Don't answer it!!

50 Times Book Lovers Were Horrified By What They Saw And Just Had To Share It (New Pics)

In Australia we sometimes call chicken eggs 'bumnuts,' so not far off.

David Jeffery • commented on 3 posts 5 days ago

50 Times Strangers Forgot They Were In Public And Said The Most Unhinged Things (New Pics)

I think there might be some punctuation missing from the post

50 Times Strangers Forgot They Were In Public And Said The Most Unhinged Things (New Pics)

This is why people are against Social Security. Personally, I'm more than happy to pay taxes to ensure it stays but I understand why people can be against it

50 Times Strangers Forgot They Were In Public And Said The Most Unhinged Things (New Pics)

Disturbing on so many levels

David Jeffery • upvoted 2 items 3 days ago

“I Feel Personally Attacked”: 50 Times People Got Savagely Roasted On The Internet

These are funny, I just wish such a function would exist. With a 3 strike rule: 3rd threat of that time = jail. End of.

“I Feel Personally Attacked”: 50 Times People Got Savagely Roasted On The Internet

I actually have some pride in my appearance

David Jeffery • upvoted 4 items 3 days ago

50 Funny Memes For Those Who Are In Need Of Their Daily Dose Of Laughter

It's usually none.

50 Funny Memes For Those Who Are In Need Of Their Daily Dose Of Laughter

4. This could have been an email. You are all now my eternal enemies and will be smited if it's the last thing I ever do.

50 Funny Memes For Those Who Are In Need Of Their Daily Dose Of Laughter

Are we sure about that?

30 Signs That Were Designed So Poorly That People Just Had To Roast Them Online (New Pics)

David Jeffery • upvoted 3 items 6 days ago

50 Times Strangers Forgot They Were In Public And Said The Most Unhinged Things (New Pics)

I mean, they're not wrong.

40 Of The Funniest Tweets From February 2025

David Jeffery • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

50 Times People Struggled With Words So Hard, They Cracked Others Up

Tons of juicy gossip

“It’s Almost Creepy”: 37 Times Women Made Surprising Discoveries About Men

I agree that we need to be direct. It's important to understand where it came from. Women who are direct are often accused of being high maintenance, demanding, bossy, nagging, entitled etc (the list goes on), or we get given backhanded compliments like, 'She's a firecracker this one'. Society is not kind to direct women so we have largely learnt how to get our needs met in ways that are expected of us...more subtle, less intrusive, more gentle.

David Jeffery • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

This Online Group Exists To Shame Overconfident Know-It-Alls Who Incorrectly Correct Other People (New Pics)

Bandsplaining

50 Times Clueless Older People On Social Media Cracked People Up

Well, Sue does make a valid point.

David Jeffery • upvoted 3 items 2 weeks ago

50 Examples Of Great Products That Failed When They Shouldn’t Have

You can still get them in supermarkets here in Australia, but they are about 1/4 of the size and have less chocolate compared to what I remember from my childhood

Obsessed With True Crime Podcasts? " True Crime Activity Book For Adults" Will Let You Dive Deeper Into The Cases That Fascinate You

30 Random Memes That Might Help Your Brain Pump Out Some Dopamine

David Jeffery • upvoted 3 items 3 weeks ago

50 Funny Memes For Your Daily Dose Of Laughter

Periodically most of the country does burn

50 Funny Memes For Your Daily Dose Of Laughter

Honestly, I know the girl was rude but I understand why she would be.

It Needs An Explanation

David Jeffery • upvoted an item 1 month ago

Someone Asked “Who Is The Worst Comedian To Ever Make It Big?” And Got These 22 Replies

I would say my favourite Aussie comedian is Celia Pacquola

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