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Theoretical Empiricist • upvoted an item 5 days ago

"Which Celebrity Faded Away Without Many Realizing It?" (50 Answers)

Shame, she was awesome in Double Jeopardy.

Theoretical Empiricist • upvoted 6 items 1 week ago

40 Side-By-Side Pics Of “Depression Rooms” Being Tackled

its def not a small achievement in my opinion :)

“A Felon Running For President”: 30 Things People Never Expected Would Be The New Normal

Well,,, if you cannot educate antivaxxer, perhaps viruses will

40 Side-By-Side Pics Of “Depression Rooms” Being Tackled

its def not a small achievement in my opinion :)

“A Felon Running For President”: 30 Things People Never Expected Would Be The New Normal

Well,,, if you cannot educate antivaxxer, perhaps viruses will

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“A Felon Running For President”: 30 Things People Never Expected Would Be The New Normal

I at 57 both absolutely love and hate tattoos. Those that are done well and thoughtfully are true body art. Those with badly rendered skulls, demons, all over the face, swear words, Gangsta c**p are atrocious.

“A Felon Running For President”: 30 Things People Never Expected Would Be The New Normal

Correction a felon, insurrectionist and rapist is now the new president of the US

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Theoretical Empiricist • commented on 3 posts 1 week ago

If You Haven’t Lived Through The ‘90s, These 30 Memes Might Make No Sense To You (New Pics)

And likely still is.

40 Scandalous Things People Learned About Their Families Due To Secret-Spilling Sessions

The number of options seems to be increasing.

If You Haven’t Lived Through The ‘90s, These 30 Memes Might Make No Sense To You (New Pics)

And likely still is.

40 Scandalous Things People Learned About Their Families Due To Secret-Spilling Sessions

The number of options seems to be increasing.

“Tastes Like Dirt”: 30 Things Some Netizens Can’t Believe People Actually Enjoy Eating

I try to drink beer every several years, confirming "Yup, still disgusting!"

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Theoretical Empiricist • upvoted 8 items 2 weeks ago

LMP0623 reply

A felon running for president.

50 Of The Funniest Memes That Explain History In A Way That Books Probably Never Will

99% of them would be dead w/in 90 days.

LMP0623 reply

A felon running for president.

50 Of The Funniest Memes That Explain History In A Way That Books Probably Never Will

99% of them would be dead w/in 90 days.

40 Indicators That The Person You’re Talking To Is Super Smart And Hides It Well

My dad always told me never let them know how smart you really are. If people think your dumb they won't try to mask their true intentions as much.

"Panties. Just Say Underwear": 31 Words People Hate But Can't Explain Why

Apparently it's short for charisma. Used by people who are short on charisma.

30 Hilarious Memes Inspired By Iconic Horror Movies, Courtesy Of This Facebook Page

To me it looks more like it's ready to eat pizza and battle Shredder. Cowabunga!

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35 Things People Wish Society Would Stop Romanticizing And Instead Embrace Reality

Then try Dresden Files. I love how Butcher handles his vampires.

35 Things People Wish Society Would Stop Romanticizing And Instead Embrace Reality

You will NEVER experience the world the same when you start realizing what you survived. ❤️‍🩹

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Theoretical Empiricist • commented on 17 posts 2 weeks ago

“Fell Onto The Banana”: 50 Times Patients Tried To Fool Doctors With Ridiculous Lies

Guys, can't we just admit we thought it would be fun?

“Fell Onto The Banana”: 50 Times Patients Tried To Fool Doctors With Ridiculous Lies

(RN, here) We are still on the learning curve on how to get the information we need to provide the best care for a patient in a manner that is gentle and less "cut to the chase". Care options are different between a cis female, a trans-female, and someone who is neither but identifies as female. The first step (which too many clinicians haven't taken) is to accept the patient's sex and gender identifications as truthfully presented, and then to gently explain why these distinctions matter.

30 Funny And Relatable Posts And Memes About Navigating The World As A Woman

An excellent strategy.

30 Funny And Relatable Posts And Memes About Navigating The World As A Woman

This happens when my wife asks "What are you thinking about?" and I answer "nothing in particular".

"Panties. Just Say Underwear": 31 Words People Hate But Can't Explain Why

That's what the term is properly applied to. If you have a meeting you can have an agenda. If you aren't having a meeting, you have a schedule or a to-do list, not an agenda.

"Panties. Just Say Underwear": 31 Words People Hate But Can't Explain Why

That's just when their brains stopped developing.

"Panties. Just Say Underwear": 31 Words People Hate But Can't Explain Why

I hate "pet parent" even more.

People Shared What 30 Skills They Acquired That Are No Longer Needed

Or the GPS system was hacked.

People Shared What 30 Skills They Acquired That Are No Longer Needed

Likewise on the "home phone number from when I was a kid" (been 50 years since I dialed it). I now use it as my work PIN.

“Fell Onto The Banana”: 50 Times Patients Tried To Fool Doctors With Ridiculous Lies

During my first year after nursing school, I was in the Truman Medical Center fire of 1986, caused by someone smoking in bed while on oxygen. After that, I told patients who were smokers that if I caught them smoking in bed, I would assume they were on fire and react accordingly.

35 Things People Wish Society Would Stop Romanticizing And Instead Embrace Reality

Drama IS stress! It can also be exciting, which is its toxic allure.

35 Things People Wish Society Would Stop Romanticizing And Instead Embrace Reality

The changes a woman's body goes through, in any other circumstance, would be considered pathological.

50 Mind-Numbing Memes For Anyone Who Needs A Good Laugh Today (New Pics)

"Ooooh...you've done this before!" - Morticia Addams

50 Mind-Numbing Memes For Anyone Who Needs A Good Laugh Today (New Pics)

Home early from vacation because not only did my bowels did weird, I ended up with C diff diarrhea (and pneumonia). Who knew Bellingham, Washington was such a disease "hot zone"?

50 Epic Comments That Were Better Than The Post (New Pics)

And whatever the hell that is in the fireplace!

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Theoretical Empiricist • upvoted 5 items 3 weeks ago

“Fell Onto The Banana”: 50 Times Patients Tried To Fool Doctors With Ridiculous Lies

I can understand the reticence to disclose. But actual sex is disparaging. Think of it as letting your doc know which parts are factory originals and which are custom upgrades.

People Shared What 30 Skills They Acquired That Are No Longer Needed

We are still a few 😄

“Fell Onto The Banana”: 50 Times Patients Tried To Fool Doctors With Ridiculous Lies

I can understand the reticence to disclose. But actual sex is disparaging. Think of it as letting your doc know which parts are factory originals and which are custom upgrades.

People Shared What 30 Skills They Acquired That Are No Longer Needed

We are still a few 😄

People Shared What 30 Skills They Acquired That Are No Longer Needed

Even though I have GPS if I'm going on a journey to a new destination I always consult a map beforehand to get an idea of the direction I need to go so whatever happens accidents/road closures I don't get lost

“Fell Onto The Banana”: 50 Times Patients Tried To Fool Doctors With Ridiculous Lies

Banana's and cucumbers are 'gateway' fruits.

“Fell Onto The Banana”: 50 Times Patients Tried To Fool Doctors With Ridiculous Lies

She should have said she slipped and fell on it, just like the guys say happened with bananas etc

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Theoretical Empiricist • commented on 3 posts 1 week ago

If You Haven’t Lived Through The ‘90s, These 30 Memes Might Make No Sense To You (New Pics)

And likely still is.

40 Scandalous Things People Learned About Their Families Due To Secret-Spilling Sessions

The number of options seems to be increasing.

“Tastes Like Dirt”: 30 Things Some Netizens Can’t Believe People Actually Enjoy Eating

I try to drink beer every several years, confirming "Yup, still disgusting!"

Theoretical Empiricist • commented on 17 posts 2 weeks ago

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Why changing your automotive air filter is best left to professionals.

“Fell Onto The Banana”: 50 Times Patients Tried To Fool Doctors With Ridiculous Lies

Guys, can't we just admit we thought it would be fun?

“Fell Onto The Banana”: 50 Times Patients Tried To Fool Doctors With Ridiculous Lies

30 Funny And Relatable Posts And Memes About Navigating The World As A Woman

An excellent strategy.

30 Funny And Relatable Posts And Memes About Navigating The World As A Woman

This happens when my wife asks "What are you thinking about?" and I answer "nothing in particular".

"Panties. Just Say Underwear": 31 Words People Hate But Can't Explain Why

That's what the term is properly applied to. If you have a meeting you can have an agenda. If you aren't having a meeting, you have a schedule or a to-do list, not an agenda.

"Panties. Just Say Underwear": 31 Words People Hate But Can't Explain Why

That's just when their brains stopped developing.

"Panties. Just Say Underwear": 31 Words People Hate But Can't Explain Why

I hate "pet parent" even more.

People Shared What 30 Skills They Acquired That Are No Longer Needed

Or the GPS system was hacked.

People Shared What 30 Skills They Acquired That Are No Longer Needed

Likewise on the "home phone number from when I was a kid" (been 50 years since I dialed it). I now use it as my work PIN.

“Fell Onto The Banana”: 50 Times Patients Tried To Fool Doctors With Ridiculous Lies

35 Things People Wish Society Would Stop Romanticizing And Instead Embrace Reality

Drama IS stress! It can also be exciting, which is its toxic allure.

35 Things People Wish Society Would Stop Romanticizing And Instead Embrace Reality

The changes a woman's body goes through, in any other circumstance, would be considered pathological.

50 Mind-Numbing Memes For Anyone Who Needs A Good Laugh Today (New Pics)

"Ooooh...you've done this before!" - Morticia Addams

50 Mind-Numbing Memes For Anyone Who Needs A Good Laugh Today (New Pics)

Home early from vacation because not only did my bowels did weird, I ended up with C diff diarrhea (and pneumonia). Who knew Bellingham, Washington was such a disease "hot zone"?

50 Epic Comments That Were Better Than The Post (New Pics)

And whatever the hell that is in the fireplace!

Theoretical Empiricist • upvoted an item 3 days ago

"Which Celebrity Faded Away Without Many Realizing It?" (50 Answers)

Shame, she was awesome in Double Jeopardy.

Theoretical Empiricist • upvoted 8 items 1 week ago

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40 Side-By-Side Pics Of “Depression Rooms” Being Tackled

its def not a small achievement in my opinion :)

“A Felon Running For President”: 30 Things People Never Expected Would Be The New Normal

Well,,, if you cannot educate antivaxxer, perhaps viruses will

“A Felon Running For President”: 30 Things People Never Expected Would Be The New Normal

Correction a felon, insurrectionist and rapist is now the new president of the US

LMP0623 reply

A felon running for president.

Old Computer Games

Cassette Inserts

Theoretical Empiricist • upvoted 11 items 2 weeks ago

50 Of The Funniest Memes That Explain History In A Way That Books Probably Never Will

99% of them would be dead w/in 90 days.

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My dad always told me never let them know how smart you really are. If people think your dumb they won't try to mask their true intentions as much.

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“Fell Onto The Banana”: 50 Times Patients Tried To Fool Doctors With Ridiculous Lies

I can understand the reticence to disclose. But actual sex is disparaging. Think of it as letting your doc know which parts are factory originals and which are custom upgrades.

30 Hilarious Memes Inspired By Iconic Horror Movies, Courtesy Of This Facebook Page

To me it looks more like it's ready to eat pizza and battle Shredder. Cowabunga!

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"Panties. Just Say Underwear": 31 Words People Hate But Can't Explain Why

Apparently it's short for charisma. Used by people who are short on charisma.

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Alpha male.

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"littles" and "boy mom"

I hate them.

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Toxic. It seems everything is toxic these days: relationships, bosses, employees, teachers, books and friends; everything except actual poisons.

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Daddy was made too inappropriate.

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