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Devin Schmitt

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Devin Schmitt • upvoted an item 1 day ago

Men Suspect Women Don’t Understand These 30 Things About Them

I sing Disney songs (terribly) when I'm cooking. Does that make me less of a man? No... but it does make me feel like more of a Princess :D

Devin Schmitt • upvoted an item 3 days ago

40 Uplifting Memes With And About Dogs That May Just Make Your Day Better

Jesus, buy a doll! What makes people think dogs enjoy this?

Devin Schmitt • commented on a post 3 days ago

50 Interesting And Intriguing Facts From The “Today I Learned” Community

Raaaaiiiinnneeeeeerrrrrr Beeeeeerrrrr!

Devin Schmitt • upvoted an item 4 days ago

50 Interesting And Intriguing Facts From The “Today I Learned” Community

Sounds like the beginning of a messed up bar joke.

Devin Schmitt • commented on a post 4 days ago

50 Funny Pics From “Boujeeee” That Sum Up What It’s Like To Be A Woman

Very carefully.

Devin Schmitt • upvoted 2 items 5 days ago

50 People Who Probably Had A Worse Day Than You, Thanks To These Home Improvement Fails (New Pics)

Because stupid Americans will buy anything.

50 Mildly Infuriated People Shared What Caused This Emotion (New Pics)

Acetone melts plastic, WD-40 works well and is safe on any surface.

Devin Schmitt • upvoted 5 items 6 days ago

“Had A Bridesmaid Go Into Labor”: 40 Wild And Sad Things That Happened At Weddings

You know, some countries require gun owners to take courses and obtain a gun license and get continuing education every three years. Sounds like a fabulous way to prevent idiotic things like this from happening.

50 Mildly Infuriated People Shared What Caused This Emotion (New Pics)

Do you have a cat? If so, blame it on the cat.

“Had A Bridesmaid Go Into Labor”: 40 Wild And Sad Things That Happened At Weddings

50 People Who Probably Had A Worse Day Than You, Thanks To These Home Improvement Fails (New Pics)

Because in America you use the lowest bidder not the best.

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Devin Schmitt • commented on a post 6 days ago

‘Women’s Humor’: 50 Hilarious Posts For Those That Need A Little Pick-Me-Up (New Pics)

garlic & tomato, garlic & ginger, garlic & butter...

Devin Schmitt • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

‘Women’s Humor’: 50 Hilarious Posts For Those That Need A Little Pick-Me-Up (New Pics)

There is never enough garlic! This is the hill I would die on!

40 Of The Biggest Double Standards In Society, According To People Online

As an old bit of office wisdom goes - "The reward for work well done is... more work."

Devin Schmitt • commented on 3 posts 1 week ago

"I Am Not Eating Here, We Need To Leave": 30 Red Flags In Restaurants

Aunts on the chairs. Unless it's one that I like.

People Are Not Really In The Mood For Thanksgiving, But Their Tweets Are Pretty Funny

Side & main dish.

"I Am Not Eating Here, We Need To Leave": 30 Red Flags In Restaurants

Aunts on the chairs. Unless it's one that I like.

People Are Not Really In The Mood For Thanksgiving, But Their Tweets Are Pretty Funny

Side & main dish.

50 ‘Weird History’ Pics That May Rewrite The Narrative Of How You Think The Past Went (Best Of All Time)

I didn't know cats wore rings.

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Devin Schmitt • upvoted 12 items 1 week ago

Lugbor reply

Having to look up a menu on your phone, music loud enough that you can't have a conversation, general lack of hygiene standards. I've walked out of restaurants for all three of those before.

2of5 reply

Trump winning a second term and my realization that I don’t belong in the country I was born in, grew up in and fought for.

Lugbor reply

Having to look up a menu on your phone, music loud enough that you can't have a conversation, general lack of hygiene standards. I've walked out of restaurants for all three of those before.

2of5 reply

Trump winning a second term and my realization that I don’t belong in the country I was born in, grew up in and fought for.

‘Dude Fridges’: 50 Hilariously Unhinged Fridges That Define ‘Chaotic’

nice. although—am I the only. one who thinks that strawberries dipped in chocolate are wildly overrated?

50 Reassuring Facts Not Everyone Might Be Aware Of, According To People Online

Days not over yet...

50 Reassuring Facts Not Everyone Might Be Aware Of, According To People Online

HEY! I never did that! I really never have done this, but have to comment for obvious reasons. LOL

"Man, I Freaking Hate People": 35 Habits That Make Others Lose Their Cool

Haha, as a former auditor I get that. But the auditees probably hated us equally, except for me that they hated personally ;)

Folks Are Spitting Out Family Secrets That Aren’t For The Weak

This seems oddly familiar, *scrolls up for the same Russian roulette story*

"Man, I Freaking Hate People": 35 Habits That Make Others Lose Their Cool

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that wise men do nothing" - Don't just watch harassment, speak out against it - at the time !

"Man, I Freaking Hate People": 35 Habits That Make Others Lose Their Cool

You mean, just like your absolute, extreme hate for them....?

50 Fascinating ‘Old-Time Photos’ That Show You Just How Much The World Has Changed

380

30 Stories About The Worst Job Applicants That Recruiters And Managers Have Ever Interviewed

That's ok. We had to get up anyway to lock the door behind you. :)

50 Times People Found Quirky Treasures Washed Ashore (New Pics)

No, not at all. They could be carried.

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Devin Schmitt • commented on 6 posts 1 week ago

50 Reassuring Facts Not Everyone Might Be Aware Of, According To People Online

Depends on the squirrels. The ones in my yard are a$$holes.

“Found One 26 Y.O. Crying Under Her Desk”: 26 Stories About Working With Gen Z And Millennials

Deja vu all over again.

50 Reassuring Facts Not Everyone Might Be Aware Of, According To People Online

Depends on the squirrels. The ones in my yard are a$$holes.

“Found One 26 Y.O. Crying Under Her Desk”: 26 Stories About Working With Gen Z And Millennials

Deja vu all over again.

"Man, I Freaking Hate People": 35 Habits That Make Others Lose Their Cool

Can I upvote this more than once?

“I've Never Been So Ashamed”: 30 Moments That Turned Friends To Strangers In Seconds

Alexander Woollcott Alexander Woollcott (January 19, 1887 – January 23, 1943) was an American critic and journalist known for his involvement in the Algonquin Round Table and his writings in The New Yorker magazine. All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

"Man, I Freaking Hate People": 35 Habits That Make Others Lose Their Cool

I was an auditor (now retired). I used to say that I hate everybody equally. Except you, you I hate personally.

"Family Farm Life": 64 Things That Are A Lot Worse Than They Seem

I used to travel A LOT for work - one to two weeks a month to Alaska, Idaho, Oregon, California, sometimes Florida - wherever they needed me. People used to ask if I got to do any sightseeing while I was "there" (wherever "there" was that week.) Dude, I'm working from 6:30 AM to 9:30 PM, with nearly every minute scheduled. Sometimes I'd have up to 5 flights in one day. No, I didn't see the fun stuff on a regular basis.

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Devin Schmitt • upvoted 3 items 2 weeks ago

50 Times People Found Quirky Treasures Washed Ashore (New Pics)

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

50 Times People Found Quirky Treasures Washed Ashore (New Pics)

More helicopter sharks?! Those things really get around.

50 Times People Found Quirky Treasures Washed Ashore (New Pics)

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

50 Times People Found Quirky Treasures Washed Ashore (New Pics)

More helicopter sharks?! Those things really get around.

"Family Farm Life": 64 Things That Are A Lot Worse Than They Seem

The worst part is traveling somewhere you've dreamed of visiting but you're under a strict schedule and don't have the time to see anything but the airport and hotel.

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Devin Schmitt • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

50 Unfortunate Vacation Fails That Were Too Good Not To Share (New Pics)

Been there...pesky llamas.

Devin Schmitt • submitted a new post 9 months ago

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Hey Pandas, What's Your Worst Example Of An Upsell?

Devin Schmitt • submitted a list addition 6 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That's Normal At 3 pm But Not At 3 am? (Closed)

Devin Schmitt • submitted a list addition 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's Your Worst Example Of An Upsell?

Devin Schmitt • submitted a list addition 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Do People Say To You That You Think Is Annoying But It's Completely Normalized? (Closed)

Devin Schmitt • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Post A Superpower, And The First Person Commenting Below You Will Pick A Side Effect!

Devin Schmitt • commented on a post 3 days ago

50 Interesting And Intriguing Facts From The “Today I Learned” Community

Raaaaiiiinnneeeeeerrrrrr Beeeeeerrrrr!

Devin Schmitt • commented on a post 4 days ago

50 Funny Pics From “Boujeeee” That Sum Up What It’s Like To Be A Woman

Very carefully.

Devin Schmitt • commented on a post 6 days ago

‘Women’s Humor’: 50 Hilarious Posts For Those That Need A Little Pick-Me-Up (New Pics)

garlic & tomato, garlic & ginger, garlic & butter...

Devin Schmitt • commented on 3 posts 1 week ago

"I Am Not Eating Here, We Need To Leave": 30 Red Flags In Restaurants

Aunts on the chairs. Unless it's one that I like.

People Are Not Really In The Mood For Thanksgiving, But Their Tweets Are Pretty Funny

Side & main dish.

50 ‘Weird History’ Pics That May Rewrite The Narrative Of How You Think The Past Went (Best Of All Time)

I didn't know cats wore rings.

Devin Schmitt • commented on 6 posts 1 week ago

50 Reassuring Facts Not Everyone Might Be Aware Of, According To People Online

Depends on the squirrels. The ones in my yard are a$$holes.

“Found One 26 Y.O. Crying Under Her Desk”: 26 Stories About Working With Gen Z And Millennials

Deja vu all over again.

"Man, I Freaking Hate People": 35 Habits That Make Others Lose Their Cool

Can I upvote this more than once?

“I've Never Been So Ashamed”: 30 Moments That Turned Friends To Strangers In Seconds

"Man, I Freaking Hate People": 35 Habits That Make Others Lose Their Cool

I was an auditor (now retired). I used to say that I hate everybody equally. Except you, you I hate personally.

"Family Farm Life": 64 Things That Are A Lot Worse Than They Seem

Devin Schmitt • commented on 6 posts 2 weeks ago

50 Unfortunate Vacation Fails That Were Too Good Not To Share (New Pics)

Been there...pesky llamas.

30 Realistic Ways For An Average Person To Become Rich That Are Often Overlooked

For only $5 I will send you instructions for avoiding scams.

30 Times People Were Very Confused And Pretended To Understand Basic Things

It always annoyed me that car salesmen would insist on showing me the engine. I mean, I assume it has an engine, right?

These Parenting Jokes Can Make You Laugh Even If You Don't Have Kids

Our son used to eat the leftovers after work. He didn't live here at the time, but would stop on his way home around 2 AM.

“Giving Every Day”: 50 “Good News” Stories That Prove There’s Still Positivity In The World

Onion Ninjas

Devin Schmitt • commented on 2 posts 3 weeks ago

“Tastes Like Dirt”: 30 Things Some Netizens Can’t Believe People Actually Enjoy Eating

I make my own.

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes To Sum Up Adulthood

What are the parameters? Five per email?? Per paragraph??? Per sentence???? Per word????? And what about Question Marks??????

Devin Schmitt • upvoted an item 20 hours ago

Men Suspect Women Don’t Understand These 30 Things About Them

I sing Disney songs (terribly) when I'm cooking. Does that make me less of a man? No... but it does make me feel like more of a Princess :D

Devin Schmitt • upvoted 2 items 3 days ago

40 Uplifting Memes With And About Dogs That May Just Make Your Day Better

Jesus, buy a doll! What makes people think dogs enjoy this?

50 Interesting And Intriguing Facts From The “Today I Learned” Community

Sounds like the beginning of a messed up bar joke.

Devin Schmitt • upvoted 7 items 5 days ago

50 People Who Probably Had A Worse Day Than You, Thanks To These Home Improvement Fails (New Pics)

Because in America you use the lowest bidder not the best.

50 People Who Probably Had A Worse Day Than You, Thanks To These Home Improvement Fails (New Pics)

Because stupid Americans will buy anything.

50 Mildly Infuriated People Shared What Caused This Emotion (New Pics)

Yeah..... It was the dust. Absolutely.

50 Mildly Infuriated People Shared What Caused This Emotion (New Pics)

Do you have a cat? If so, blame it on the cat.

50 Mildly Infuriated People Shared What Caused This Emotion (New Pics)

I'm just gonna point out that OP has both an asthma inhaler AND a pack of smokes on the table.

50 Mildly Infuriated People Shared What Caused This Emotion (New Pics)

Acetone melts plastic, WD-40 works well and is safe on any surface.

“Had A Bridesmaid Go Into Labor”: 40 Wild And Sad Things That Happened At Weddings

Devin Schmitt • upvoted 2 items 6 days ago

‘Women’s Humor’: 50 Hilarious Posts For Those That Need A Little Pick-Me-Up (New Pics)

There is never enough garlic! This is the hill I would die on!

40 Of The Biggest Double Standards In Society, According To People Online

As an old bit of office wisdom goes - "The reward for work well done is... more work."

Devin Schmitt • upvoted 3 items 1 week ago

2of5 reply

Trump winning a second term and my realization that I don’t belong in the country I was born in, grew up in and fought for.

Lugbor reply

Having to look up a menu on your phone, music loud enough that you can't have a conversation, general lack of hygiene standards. I've walked out of restaurants for all three of those before.