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beesechurger elite • upvoted 5 items 1 year ago

30 Facts That Might Make You Think “Well, That’s Enough Internet For One Day”, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group

made this exact discovery a few days ago

40 Crazy-Looking Gadgets You Can’t Help But Want, As Shared By The “Odditymall” Facebook Page (New Pics)

indeed it is!! https://www.amazon.com/MOMOBO-Doormat-Christmas-Decorative-Non-Slip/dp/B08MX1TYQJ/ref=asc_df_B08MX1TYQJ/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=475843206374&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=18438828696639519091&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=1015067&hvtargid=pla-1050862145243&psc=1

30 Facts That Might Make You Think “Well, That’s Enough Internet For One Day”, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group

made this exact discovery a few days ago

40 Crazy-Looking Gadgets You Can’t Help But Want, As Shared By The “Odditymall” Facebook Page (New Pics)

Arctic Freeze Hits North America, Causes Chaos In Many Areas (45 Pics)

Stay home, pandas. It's not worth it.

ruined-christmas-stories

First Christmas separated. I was able to spend a few hours with my kids and my parents, siblings, etc. but when the kids became bored and were tearing up asking to go home, I broke down. I got them back with their mom, safe and sound, and cried for the next hour and a half. My Christmas want nearly as bad as many here, but I was still surprised at how much heartache I felt today

Moonflufff reply

Being raised a Jehovahs Witness, leaving, and then being too broke from all the therapy to celebrate. Jehovah wins this time; but I’ll get him next year.

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beesechurger elite • commented on 2 posts 1 year ago

30 Facts That Might Make You Think “Well, That’s Enough Internet For One Day”, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group

made this exact discovery a few days ago

40 Crazy-Looking Gadgets You Can’t Help But Want, As Shared By The “Odditymall” Facebook Page (New Pics)

beesechurger elite • commented on a post 2 years ago

35 Passive-Aggressive Ways These Customer Service Workers Have Gotten Revenge On Rude Customers

that's not the point

beesechurger elite • upvoted 32 items 2 years ago

35 Passive-Aggressive Ways These Customer Service Workers Have Gotten Revenge On Rude Customers

that's not the point

50 People Share The Most Extreme Cases Of Helicopter Parenting That They've Witnessed

Can't think why she's depressed!

35 Passive-Aggressive Ways These Customer Service Workers Have Gotten Revenge On Rude Customers

that's not the point

50 People Share The Most Extreme Cases Of Helicopter Parenting That They've Witnessed

Can't think why she's depressed!

35 Passive-Aggressive Ways These Customer Service Workers Have Gotten Revenge On Rude Customers

After being on disability, I went to school & learned a new trade, we were so happy to end all gov’t support & to live off my salary. It happens to the best of us & may be embarrassing at first but there's no shame in it.

50 People Share The Most Extreme Cases Of Helicopter Parenting That They've Witnessed

💯. no hate like Christian love. Jesus christ. poor woman.

35 Passive-Aggressive Ways These Customer Service Workers Have Gotten Revenge On Rude Customers

And common in my school

50 People Share The Most Extreme Cases Of Helicopter Parenting That They've Witnessed

Not to mention taking a child who has been so hovered over their entire childhood and pushing them into a regimen that is considered overly harsh and traumatic for kids who are well grounded and capable of taking it. You can only imagine how it could cause a psychological breakdown for kids who have none of that kind of inner strength and grit. The DI is going to assume they’re not following orders on purpose, and get terrifyingly right in their faces, when that’s not the case at all. Kids like that simply do not know how, because they’ve been conditioned to wait for their parents to hover over and practically do everything for them. Most kids like that probably already get screened out anyway—-and I would guess some of them manage to develop strength of mind and actually end up doing well in that kind of structured environment—-but I do feel for the ones who squeak by, get accepted, and do not do well at boot camp.

35 Passive-Aggressive Ways These Customer Service Workers Have Gotten Revenge On Rude Customers

Geoffers you just described the woman with food stamps. This one has a job and is not a poor former housewife.

50 People Share The Most Extreme Cases Of Helicopter Parenting That They've Witnessed

I know, this is illegal to do to an adult but I actually don't even know if people can get done for doing it to children...kids still have very little rights. It's sad

35 Passive-Aggressive Ways These Customer Service Workers Have Gotten Revenge On Rude Customers

or next to the pool with all the echos and happy shrieking children :-)

50 People Share The Most Extreme Cases Of Helicopter Parenting That They've Witnessed

And a talented one!

50 People Share The Most Extreme Cases Of Helicopter Parenting That They've Witnessed

Happy endings always come when there are cats involved

35 Passive-Aggressive Ways These Customer Service Workers Have Gotten Revenge On Rude Customers

I've never wanted to be a baggage handler until now...

50 People Share The Most Extreme Cases Of Helicopter Parenting That They've Witnessed

She is a saint

50 People Share The Most Extreme Cases Of Helicopter Parenting That They've Witnessed

Phsyco

35 Passive-Aggressive Ways These Customer Service Workers Have Gotten Revenge On Rude Customers

Touché

35 Passive-Aggressive Ways These Customer Service Workers Have Gotten Revenge On Rude Customers

It's a serious medical condition!!!

35 Passive-Aggressive Ways These Customer Service Workers Have Gotten Revenge On Rude Customers

"Treat her kindly" what a lovely way to say it.

50 People Share The Most Extreme Cases Of Helicopter Parenting That They've Witnessed

Exactly. Poor kid probably wonders why she has a hard time making friends.

35 Passive-Aggressive Ways These Customer Service Workers Have Gotten Revenge On Rude Customers

Malicious compliance at its best

50 People Share The Most Extreme Cases Of Helicopter Parenting That They've Witnessed

At least this one has a happy ending :)

50 People Share The Most Extreme Cases Of Helicopter Parenting That They've Witnessed

Good Job!

50 People Share The Most Extreme Cases Of Helicopter Parenting That They've Witnessed

100%.

50 People Share The Most Extreme Cases Of Helicopter Parenting That They've Witnessed

this should be illegal

35 Passive-Aggressive Ways These Customer Service Workers Have Gotten Revenge On Rude Customers

So, the medical condition was that his entire body was his a*****e?

50 People Share The Most Extreme Cases Of Helicopter Parenting That They've Witnessed

Perhaps these parents believed that pushing their children into the military would allow them to develop some type of life skills? Even if that's the case though, forcing a child into an occupation they have no interest in robs them of their ability to gain independence and genuine happiness in whatever path THEY choose. I'd imagine it also leads to a lot of resentment on the kids part.

35 Passive-Aggressive Ways These Customer Service Workers Have Gotten Revenge On Rude Customers

That’s terrible! 😂😉

35 Passive-Aggressive Ways These Customer Service Workers Have Gotten Revenge On Rude Customers

This was the only way.

50 People Share The Most Extreme Cases Of Helicopter Parenting That They've Witnessed

What a waste of money and a seat for a student

35 Passive-Aggressive Ways These Customer Service Workers Have Gotten Revenge On Rude Customers

Kicked out AND a spoiler alert LOL!

50 People Share The Most Extreme Cases Of Helicopter Parenting That They've Witnessed

Well he’s at least managing to go to interviews on his own, so that’s a fair start to independence. As a victim of helicopter parenting I am rooting for him!

50 People Share The Most Extreme Cases Of Helicopter Parenting That They've Witnessed

That would automatically make a kid NOT want to be friends with the girl, since her mother is a freaking psychopath.

35 Passive-Aggressive Ways These Customer Service Workers Have Gotten Revenge On Rude Customers

Best thing you could've done! You won that fight

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beesechurger elite • submitted a new post 2 years ago

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beesechurger elite • commented on 2 posts 1 year ago

30 Facts That Might Make You Think “Well, That’s Enough Internet For One Day”, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group

made this exact discovery a few days ago

40 Crazy-Looking Gadgets You Can’t Help But Want, As Shared By The “Odditymall” Facebook Page (New Pics)

beesechurger elite • commented on 18 posts 2 years ago

35 Passive-Aggressive Ways These Customer Service Workers Have Gotten Revenge On Rude Customers

that's not the point

50 Hilarious Conversations That People Overheard In New York And Decided They’re Too Good Not To Share (New Pics)

Did you finish reading the post…

30 Hilarious Tweets From Parents Who Can’t Wait For The Summer To Be Over

Why did you feel the need….

50 Random Facts That Sound Super Weird But Are Totally True, As Shared By This Twitter Account (New Pics)

Wait what? what did the cats ever do to you?

50 Random Facts That Sound Super Weird But Are Totally True, As Shared By This Twitter Account (New Pics)

It was at that moment he knew, he f’d up.

50 Times People Found Unexpectedly Wholesome Posts On The Internet Where Strangers Had Each Other's Backs (New Pics)

correc

50 Times People Found Unexpectedly Wholesome Posts On The Internet Where Strangers Had Each Other's Backs (New Pics)

They possibly meant the post… I have never seen them ask for upvotes before.

30 Of The Creepiest Facts About The Ocean You Might Wish You Never Knew, As Shared In This Online Thread

No no no no no not again

50 Times People Left Such Hilarious Comments On YouTube Videos, They Ended Up Being Better Than The Videos Themselves

Lol I read that coat thanger

50 Times People Left Such Hilarious Comments On YouTube Videos, They Ended Up Being Better Than The Videos Themselves

How do you load a knife lmao?

50 Times People Found Something Unbearably Wholesome And Shared It In This Group To Make People’s Day

Omg it looks like angry reactions

50 “That’s Not How Women Work” Moments Shared In This Online Group (New Pics)

…no, did you read the picture?

50 Times People Crocheted Something Really Creative And Cool And Shared It In This Group (New Pics)

Uh same

50 Times People Had Enough Of The Weird Things Getting Sold On Marketplace, Said “That's It, I'm FB Marketplace Shaming” And Shared It On This Group

Haha I thought the shelf was seashells

35 Funny Relationship Memes We Found On This Facebook Group

hey cousin is that you

35 Funny Relationship Memes We Found On This Facebook Group

How is this related-

"Thanks, I Hate It": 40 Unsettling Things That Nobody Wanted To See, As Shared By This Online Group (New Pics)

Probably makeup

"Thanks, I Hate It": 40 Unsettling Things That Nobody Wanted To See, As Shared By This Online Group (New Pics)

Uhh

beesechurger elite • upvoted 6 items 1 year ago

30 Facts That Might Make You Think “Well, That’s Enough Internet For One Day”, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group

made this exact discovery a few days ago

50 Times Signs Were So Funny, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page

I saw her last week running out on the pitch and the referees tackled her.

Moonflufff reply

Being raised a Jehovahs Witness, leaving, and then being too broke from all the therapy to celebrate. Jehovah wins this time; but I’ll get him next year.

ruined-christmas-stories

Arctic Freeze Hits North America, Causes Chaos In Many Areas (45 Pics)

Stay home, pandas. It's not worth it.

40 Crazy-Looking Gadgets You Can’t Help But Want, As Shared By The “Odditymall” Facebook Page (New Pics)

beesechurger elite • upvoted 14 items 2 years ago

FandiBilly reply

Our cat didn't break the towel rack. I did. I was pretending to be fighting zombies and grabbed it and... ripped the god damn thing off the wall. I heard her coming to check out the noise and looked down at my cat. She came into the bathroom to me asking my cat "Why did you think the towel rack could hold your weight? You silly cat!"

Fhoenix reply

When my Girlfriend and I go out to eat at a restaurant, they will sometimes let us order food through our phones at the table. I'll insist on ordering because it lets me write in their "special instructions" box where i request if they could compliment her outfit. Honestly i think i get just as much enjoyment seeing her reaction. I can never let her know.

FunWithAPorpoise reply

That I know the word she’s looking for, but it’s more fun to hear her rattle off increasingly ridiculous, sometimes made up words instead.

Someone Asked, ‘What’s A Secret You’ll Never Tell Your Partner?’, 40 People Delivered

Well, you made every effort and that's reasonable..

Decayd reply

I never paid for her engagement ring. I went to a custom jeweler to have her ring made. It’s a beautiful piece, and she loves it dearly, and it certainly wasn’t cheap - appraised and insured for around $10k. The jeweler was dealing with a lot of family issues at the time, and was incredibly disorganized. I went to pick up the ring and brought my checkbook to pay for it, and when she handed me the ring I took it out and asked her who to make the check out to. She said “oh no don’t worry about it right now, just send me a check in the mail!”. I thought that was strange, but sure okay. She then hurried off to help another customer and I left. But she never told me what the final price was. For the next 6 months, I texted and called the jeweler asking “hey just tell me what amount to put and I’ll mail you the check!”, and there was always a reason she couldn’t tell me “oh sorry I’m out right now, I’ll find it and text you later!”. Her shop was a few hours away from where I live, so it wasn’t feasible to stop by and handle it in person. I tried for 6 months, but after that I stopped calling/texting and just figured I got the ring for free. I wouldn’t tell my spouse, because I don’t want her to think I took advantage of the situation or that somehow the ring isn’t as ‘meaningful’ because I didn’t pay for it.

TinusTussengas reply

The wholesome answer? That our youngest sons first word wasn't "mama". She was having a busy time at work and already felt guilty about not being home as much. Naturally he spent most time with me so his first word was "papa". I kept my mouth shut and waited untill he said "mama" and celebrated that as his first word.