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LongCoolWomanInABlackDress

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Hi all! New here, not a native english speaker so please bear with me :)

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LongCoolWomanInABlackDress • commented on 37 posts 2 years ago

This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Most Mortifying Posts From The World Wide Web, And Here Are 50 Of Them (New Pics)

Well I do dislike it as well. It sucks when you put effort into a text and all you get back is 👍🏻

This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Most Mortifying Posts From The World Wide Web, And Here Are 50 Of Them (New Pics)

Bro, you WILL be dinner. Not a very nourishing one, but definitely dinner

This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Most Mortifying Posts From The World Wide Web, And Here Are 50 Of Them (New Pics)

Well, depends on your POV. I'm the same height and a woman, so yes, to me it's rather short

This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Most Mortifying Posts From The World Wide Web, And Here Are 50 Of Them (New Pics)

Same, I like how 5'11'' sounds, so I decided to stop..

This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Most Mortifying Posts From The World Wide Web, And Here Are 50 Of Them (New Pics)

Ah yes, my friend Søren, the gay white supremacist..

50 Pets Surprising Their Owners With Gifts They Didn’t Ask For (New Pics)

Or...

50 Pets Surprising Their Owners With Gifts They Didn’t Ask For (New Pics)

Was thinking the same - all stems in those pics are nicely clipped and then placed in the dogs' mouths :)

50 Pets Surprising Their Owners With Gifts They Didn’t Ask For (New Pics)

Well that's quite the upgrade

50 Pets Surprising Their Owners With Gifts They Didn’t Ask For (New Pics)

Need a better pic of the doggo

40 Dark-Humored Comics With Unexpected Twists By This Artist

Why are so many ppl picking on the guys' english? He os obviously not a native english speaker and I bet most of those complaining can barely say 'hello' in another language. As long as it's intellegible, who cares?

40 Dark-Humored Comics With Unexpected Twists By This Artist

Not everyone speaks english as their first language. This sentence would make perfect sense in German.. cut ppl some slack for learning foreign languages pls

40 Dark-Humored Comics With Unexpected Twists By This Artist

It's playing with that concept, yes :)

40 Dark-Humored Comics With Unexpected Twists By This Artist

Need one. Badly.

"Thought We Were Dirt Poor": People Reveal The Moment It Hit Them They Were Actually Rich

We all know whose health system this is

45 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things They've Done

And elevensies and second breakfasts.

45 People Whose Brain.exe Stopped Working Share The Weirdest And Funniest Things They've Done

Rat paradise :) my mom always let my pet rat sit with her when cooking, he got to taste everything. Happy fella.

50 Women Share The Red Flags They Ignored While Dating That Became A Reality After Marriage

That's not always true. My last love at first sight thingie turned into a good marriage. He texted his mom after our first date that he met the woman he wants to marry.

50 Women Share The Red Flags They Ignored While Dating That Became A Reality After Marriage

Also, if all their exes were crazy the exes were probably not the issue..

45 Hilarious Dog Posts To Put A Smile On Your Face (New Pics)

So that's what I look like when I get a scalp massage.. honestly, those things are magic!

45 Hilarious Dog Posts To Put A Smile On Your Face (New Pics)

Every mom on this planet...

"Accidental Comedy": 40 Of The Best Unintentionally Funny Pics (New Pics)

Nothing to blame. Flatter chests look better on a slender body than a full one

"Accidental Comedy": 40 Of The Best Unintentionally Funny Pics (New Pics)

It was an ill timed cough for me. Couldn't walk for 2 days

40 Hinge Screenshots That Reveal The Wild Nature Of Modern Dating

That's why my 1.82m tall and 72kg heavy self only ever gets three raccoons in a trenchcoat since real men are out there protecting fragile girls...

40 Hinge Screenshots That Reveal The Wild Nature Of Modern Dating

If you can solve short girl problems because you're tall then please go for a tall girl.. we would love someone on eye level :)

40 Hinge Screenshots That Reveal The Wild Nature Of Modern Dating

Do you know how a boost works? It just shows your profile more often within a certain time span. If you get likes or not depends on petsonal gusto, time of the day, people online etc etc. Your comment was uncalled for and just nasty.

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LongCoolWomanInABlackDress • upvoted 3 items 2 years ago

This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Most Mortifying Posts From The World Wide Web, And Here Are 50 Of Them (New Pics)

Ikr? Even if he did it for clout like people are saying it's still a good thing!!

This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Most Mortifying Posts From The World Wide Web, And Here Are 50 Of Them (New Pics)

I can safely assure you the boys in my class are no smarter than a rock, so I would say men are infact not smarter than women. That does not correlate to all men though, or women for that matter

This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Most Mortifying Posts From The World Wide Web, And Here Are 50 Of Them (New Pics)

Ikr? Even if he did it for clout like people are saying it's still a good thing!!

This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Most Mortifying Posts From The World Wide Web, And Here Are 50 Of Them (New Pics)

I can safely assure you the boys in my class are no smarter than a rock, so I would say men are infact not smarter than women. That does not correlate to all men though, or women for that matter

50 Women Share The Red Flags They Ignored While Dating That Became A Reality After Marriage

That's why single women are happier and healthier than ones in a relationship (edit: with men). Also that's why it's the other way around with men.

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LongCoolWomanInABlackDress • commented on 20 posts 2 years ago

40 Airline Announcements That Left Passengers In Stitches

Fully agreed

40 Airline Announcements That Left Passengers In Stitches

Dated an aircraft mechanic - he hated hard landings at our home destination, knowing the plane would be sitting there for him to check once he got back to work

40 Airline Announcements That Left Passengers In Stitches

And every parents knows exactly which child that'll be

People Share 40 Creepy DMs They Wish They'd Never Received (New Pics)

Message sent to Amber Heard...?

People Share 40 Creepy DMs They Wish They'd Never Received (New Pics)

I thought you can't send pics on Tinder for exactly that reason?

People Share 40 Creepy DMs They Wish They'd Never Received (New Pics)

Well, difference here is, it was a polite, albeit weird, request. She didn't shove a nude in his face or insulted him.

People Share 40 Creepy DMs They Wish They'd Never Received (New Pics)

And how does one figure out the smell of their own a*****e (assuming it doesn't skell like s**t)?

People Share 40 Creepy DMs They Wish They'd Never Received (New Pics)

The boyfriend shouldn't even be a reason. Saying 'no' should be good enough.

People Share 40 Creepy DMs They Wish They'd Never Received (New Pics)

Just another woman who has to suffer from a man's stupidity

People Share 40 Creepy DMs They Wish They'd Never Received (New Pics)

Well yes, guy is an asshat, but I'm still gonna steal the 'f.. you and everyone who may resemble you'

People Share 40 Creepy DMs They Wish They'd Never Received (New Pics)

Well, size does matter. But width, not length. Skinny pencil can't do much

People Share 40 Creepy DMs They Wish They'd Never Received (New Pics)

Yeah, beatvthem with science

This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Most Mortifying Posts From The World Wide Web, And Here Are 50 Of Them (New Pics)

Well I do dislike it as well. It sucks when you put effort into a text and all you get back is 👍🏻

This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Most Mortifying Posts From The World Wide Web, And Here Are 50 Of Them (New Pics)

Bro, you WILL be dinner. Not a very nourishing one, but definitely dinner

This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Most Mortifying Posts From The World Wide Web, And Here Are 50 Of Them (New Pics)

Well, depends on your POV. I'm the same height and a woman, so yes, to me it's rather short

This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Most Mortifying Posts From The World Wide Web, And Here Are 50 Of Them (New Pics)

Same, I like how 5'11'' sounds, so I decided to stop..

This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Most Mortifying Posts From The World Wide Web, And Here Are 50 Of Them (New Pics)

Ah yes, my friend Søren, the gay white supremacist..

50 Pets Surprising Their Owners With Gifts They Didn’t Ask For (New Pics)

Or...

50 Pets Surprising Their Owners With Gifts They Didn’t Ask For (New Pics)

Was thinking the same - all stems in those pics are nicely clipped and then placed in the dogs' mouths :)

50 Pets Surprising Their Owners With Gifts They Didn’t Ask For (New Pics)

Well that's quite the upgrade

LongCoolWomanInABlackDress • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Most Mortifying Posts From The World Wide Web, And Here Are 50 Of Them (New Pics)

I can safely assure you the boys in my class are no smarter than a rock, so I would say men are infact not smarter than women. That does not correlate to all men though, or women for that matter

This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Most Mortifying Posts From The World Wide Web, And Here Are 50 Of Them (New Pics)

Ikr? Even if he did it for clout like people are saying it's still a good thing!!

40 Dark-Humored Comics With Unexpected Twists By This Artist

Tell me you're American without telling me you're American

50 Women Share The Red Flags They Ignored While Dating That Became A Reality After Marriage

That's why single women are happier and healthier than ones in a relationship (edit: with men). Also that's why it's the other way around with men.

40 Hinge Screenshots That Reveal The Wild Nature Of Modern Dating

Is there a fedora emoji? This one definitely needs a fedora emoji.

40 Hinge Screenshots That Reveal The Wild Nature Of Modern Dating

The "not with you" position.

Leonardo DiCaprio Is Allegedly Dating A 19 Y.O. Model, And Netizens Are Roasting Him With Memes (35 Posts)

Call it the Dicapri-no.

30 Movies That Could've Ended In 10 Minutes If The Characters Had Just Used Their Brains For A Bit

Or if he lived in a country with proper healthcare where he wouldn't have had to pay in the first place...

50 People Share The Bizarre Things Their Families Did That They Thought Were Completely Normal At The Time

Hahahaha omg

40 People Confess Anonymously About Their Most Embarrassing Secrets And Opinions (New Pics)

Also, A person also learns a subject much more thoroughly when attempting to teach it.

To Explore The Effects Of Social Media And Filters On Young Women, I Asked 12 Brave Females To Take A Selfie And Then Photographed Them With A Professional Camera

Yea, I'm a little unclear as to the goal of the project- first the photographer says she hears a lot of people complaining about how they look (ok, are you going to try to fix that?) and then she says that when people think they look good, it's because they're forgetting about all the filters they used (oh, so you want to fix THAT and make them think they're ugly again?). I agree though, the selfies look much more "real", with the subjects being themselves and acting more naturally, whereas the professional photos are simply the photographer's vision of how she thinks they should look, with the subjects forced into unnatural poses with uncomfortable -looking facial expressions and carefully moderated lighting and angles It's a very carefully curated version of "reality" that I find less genuine than the filtered selfies.

To Explore The Effects Of Social Media And Filters On Young Women, I Asked 12 Brave Females To Take A Selfie And Then Photographed Them With A Professional Camera

Well then the project failed from the beginning on because there is nothing close to reality about this. Many people don't get this: in front of a camera you always look different and it takes the whole skill of the photographer to make you look natural again. That is what good photography is all about. In a Studio setup this also takes a ton of equipment and even more skill to do. Then there is the other side of the coin of such photography: women who think they are ugly because they were photographed like this too often and they don't know about perspective and distortion they think they look like this. That is why I am so judgemental about this project: it hurts women! If you want to do something for women what about you show them that they can be proud of themselves, that they are strong. Show them how beautiful others perceive them in their daily outfit and surrounding, without makeup and retouch. That should be your goal!

50 Times People Had Such A Close Call With Disaster, It Made Them Believe In Luck (New Pics)

I'm glad the fish survived - but what a nightmare of a life, trapped alone in a tiny, transparent orb with a couple pink clumps as stimulation.

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This January (50 Pics)

It's not so great he's telling them that they're stupid before they even start their classes.....

Bride Suggests Postponing Her Wedding Because Of Fiancé's Braces, He Says They Should Cancel It Altogether

A few people are saying NTA. You're completely missing the point. She devalued her husband and his feelings. YTA 100% lady.

50 Times People Found Something Unbearably Wholesome And Shared It In This Group To Make People’s Day

But you CAN do those things if you try.

50 Times People Found Something Unbearably Wholesome And Shared It In This Group To Make People’s Day

This was posted on Reddit 2 years ago. You can't reply to them here.

50 Times People Found Something Wild And Unexpected While Strolling Through The Forest

A branchiosaurus?

Husband Flips Out At Pregnant Wife For Borrowing His Underwear, Wife Left Confused About What's The Real Reason

When I was pregnant 20 years ago so many of my pre-pregnancy clothes didn't fit. My husband happily shared with me. Boxer briefs were a revelation in comfortable underwear. The boxer briefs they make for women don't come close in comfort levels especially in the heat of summer. We have different brands so boxer briefs are not mixed up. As for their appeal, my husband believes a comfy wife is a sexy wife.

Guy Thinks His Girlfriend’s “Exception” Celebrity Is A Joke, But Then She Actually Sleeps With Him

Well, I would dump her. Not because she cheated, but because she wanted to f**k a YouTuber.

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