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𝓼𝓮𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓽𝓵𝔂 𝓪 𝓴𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓷 𝔀𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻

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Hi! I have a few things that you should know about me. 1.) I support LGBTQ+. So if you say rude/mean things about LGBTQ+, then I will personally destroy you. 2.) I sometimes comment at 2:00am. I know this is weird but I do it anyway. But I’m not always awake. 3.) I will reply to spam bots saying mean things, because… well, SPAM BOTS! 4.) I only scream and shout online. Never in real life :) 5.) I have a brain full of fun facts. Now, a fun fact about me! I’m a sweater person. And I’m a music and books lover. Also, if you like romance novels, you should read books by Kasie West. Her books are really good, and not too gross/mushy at all. Have a nice day!

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𝓼𝓮𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓽𝓵𝔂 𝓪 𝓴𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓷 𝔀𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻 • upvoted 13 items 1 year ago

Drilmagus reply

Woman comes to emerg with complaints of vaginal discharge and discomfort. Pelvic exam initially reveals significant yeast infection, but there appears to be a foreign body in her vagina. “Is there something stuck inside?” “No, I don’t know what’s in there…” Speculum examination reveals a very soft mandarin orange, peel still on. “Oh, that! We heard it would improve our fertility…” You can’t make this s**t up.

Retinator99 reply

"Do you have any medical problems?" "No" "So no diabetes?" "No diabetes" "What medications are you taking?" "Metformin. For my diabetes." I facepalm every time

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𝓼𝓮𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓽𝓵𝔂 𝓪 𝓴𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓷 𝔀𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻 • upvoted 27 items 2 years ago

Love Is In The Air And These 35 Valentine’s Day Facts Make It Even More Potent

I prefer Anti-Valentines' Day :)

"Mozzarella Sticks": 40 Life-Threatening Things That Are More Deadly Than Most People Think

I think they belong to a high rung of the Mafia.

Love Is In The Air And These 35 Valentine’s Day Facts Make It Even More Potent

I prefer Anti-Valentines' Day :)

"Mozzarella Sticks": 40 Life-Threatening Things That Are More Deadly Than Most People Think

I think they belong to a high rung of the Mafia.

"Mozzarella Sticks": 40 Life-Threatening Things That Are More Deadly Than Most People Think

I see "unalive" used more and more on Reddit. It cracks me up. Did it start here first?

"Mozzarella Sticks": 40 Life-Threatening Things That Are More Deadly Than Most People Think

One of the unexpected advantages of the new mRNA vaccine for Covid is, in future it will be possible to create flu vaccines faster and closer to the actual strain that is going around. Better rabies vaccines may also be in the pipes.

"Mozzarella Sticks": 40 Life-Threatening Things That Are More Deadly Than Most People Think

I got a 24 hour ban for posting 'cats kill birds' a while back. *waits for BP cops *

"Mozzarella Sticks": 40 Life-Threatening Things That Are More Deadly Than Most People Think

Indeed. This specific study only accounts for ''18 countries across the world''

"Mozzarella Sticks": 40 Life-Threatening Things That Are More Deadly Than Most People Think

Or in an increasing number of states in the US where you can’t terminate a pregnancy even if the mother and baby’s lives are at risk. Not safer than it used to be at all.

"Mozzarella Sticks": 40 Life-Threatening Things That Are More Deadly Than Most People Think

Yeah this one is mostly a stupidity tax

"Mozzarella Sticks": 40 Life-Threatening Things That Are More Deadly Than Most People Think

This should be much higher.

"Mozzarella Sticks": 40 Life-Threatening Things That Are More Deadly Than Most People Think

I always stop at a gas station as soon as i start to get sleepy and buy some chocolate and red bull. Combined with the short walk and the bright lights in a gas station this always does the trick for me.

"Mozzarella Sticks": 40 Life-Threatening Things That Are More Deadly Than Most People Think

If you are a black American woman it is way way worse sadly

"Mozzarella Sticks": 40 Life-Threatening Things That Are More Deadly Than Most People Think

America is bad too, and getting worse. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_maternal_mortality_ratio

"Mozzarella Sticks": 40 Life-Threatening Things That Are More Deadly Than Most People Think

Haven't you heard? We have to call it "unalive" these days.

"Mozzarella Sticks": 40 Life-Threatening Things That Are More Deadly Than Most People Think

My Dad has that ..he uses a sleeping /breathing mask at bedtime and I'm convinced my partner has it too ..but he won't get checked -.-

"Mozzarella Sticks": 40 Life-Threatening Things That Are More Deadly Than Most People Think

Had the exact same thought 😂

"Mozzarella Sticks": 40 Life-Threatening Things That Are More Deadly Than Most People Think

To be fair the 'flu vaccine is a bit of a lottery. Because 'flu mutates so quickly, there's no guarantee that the strain you get the jab for is the strain that'll do the rounds that winter; it's just the epidemiologists' best guess. But in general it's always better to vaccinate than not. And no, the 'flu vaccine doesn't give you 'flu; that's your immune system gearing up for a fight.

"Mozzarella Sticks": 40 Life-Threatening Things That Are More Deadly Than Most People Think

Stairway to heaven

"Mozzarella Sticks": 40 Life-Threatening Things That Are More Deadly Than Most People Think

🎶 If you like pain-a coladas 🎶

"Mozzarella Sticks": 40 Life-Threatening Things That Are More Deadly Than Most People Think

Nothing is too expensive when that toothache becomes unbearable ;)

"Mozzarella Sticks": 40 Life-Threatening Things That Are More Deadly Than Most People Think

In the US there is a government program to cover children without insurance called CHIP. It also covers prenatal and delivery care. You're still paying some of of pocket costs. Still a lot of money. So people will avoid the prenatal care to try and save. This can lead to costlier emergency interventions. Also in the US mortality rates for mothers are the highest in the developed world, and higher still for women of color. Often five times higher than their white peers

"Mozzarella Sticks": 40 Life-Threatening Things That Are More Deadly Than Most People Think

yes, I mean do the ladders have a guild or something (assassin's creed style)?

"Mozzarella Sticks": 40 Life-Threatening Things That Are More Deadly Than Most People Think

This year i got my COVID booster and flu shot in one go at CVS. Super easy, no reason not to. I felt lousy the next day, but it was worth it

"Mozzarella Sticks": 40 Life-Threatening Things That Are More Deadly Than Most People Think

Takotsubo cardiomyopathy

"Mozzarella Sticks": 40 Life-Threatening Things That Are More Deadly Than Most People Think

Particularly for older people. Working in aged care, I've seen relatively healthy and active older folks have a fall, break a hip and die within a few months.

"Mozzarella Sticks": 40 Life-Threatening Things That Are More Deadly Than Most People Think

If only there was some kind of..... ah yes! A vaccine! That can reduce the severity of symptoms and prevent fatalities! Who woulda thunk it? I know the antivaxxers will come after me for this post but quite frankly, I don't give a hoot.

"Mozzarella Sticks": 40 Life-Threatening Things That Are More Deadly Than Most People Think

*laughs in German*

"Mozzarella Sticks": 40 Life-Threatening Things That Are More Deadly Than Most People Think

Darwin awards material.

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𝓼𝓮𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓽𝓵𝔂 𝓪 𝓴𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓷 𝔀𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻 • submitted 3 new posts 4 years ago

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𝓼𝓮𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓽𝓵𝔂 𝓪 𝓴𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓷 𝔀𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻 • submitted 5 list additions 2 years ago

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𝓼𝓮𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓽𝓵𝔂 𝓪 𝓴𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓷 𝔀𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻 • submitted 2 list additions 3 years ago

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𝓼𝓮𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓽𝓵𝔂 𝓪 𝓴𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓷 𝔀𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻 • submitted 8 list additions 4 years ago

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Post Comics To Make A Story Together

Hey Pandas, If Your Pet Could Talk, What Would It Say? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, If You Could Have A Mythical, Legendary, Or Extinct Pet, What Would It Be? (Closed)

𝓼𝓮𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓽𝓵𝔂 𝓪 𝓴𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓷 𝔀𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻 • commented on 20 posts 2 years ago

30 People Are Sharing Shockingly Terrifying Things They’ve Witnessed

*turns on the purple vibe lights*

"Meow Incorporated": 50 Perfectly Accurate Memes That Capture What It’s Like Living With Cats

Hi! I’m just making a comment here so that I can see my new username

30 People Are Sharing Shockingly Terrifying Things They’ve Witnessed

Nope to the NOPITY nope nope!

30 People Are Sharing Shockingly Terrifying Things They’ve Witnessed

Bp censors cussing I think so yah

30 People Are Sharing Shockingly Terrifying Things They’ve Witnessed

DUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH! DUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH! GHOSTBUSTERS! DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO! DO DO DOOOO!

Hey Pandas, If You Had A Theme Song, What Would It Be? (Closed)

I knowwwww

50 Funny And Bizarre Photos Shared On The "Pictures Of The End" Twitter Page (New Pics)

Wow, what a BEAUTIFUL tree /s

50 Funny And Bizarre Photos Shared On The "Pictures Of The End" Twitter Page (New Pics)

Dolores Umbridge’s house be like:

50 Funny And Bizarre Photos Shared On The "Pictures Of The End" Twitter Page (New Pics)

They don’t have any rock and rye faygo…

50 Funny And Bizarre Photos Shared On The "Pictures Of The End" Twitter Page (New Pics)

I would totally buy this thing

50 Funny And Bizarre Photos Shared On The "Pictures Of The End" Twitter Page (New Pics)

*sneezes*

50 Funny And Bizarre Photos Shared On The "Pictures Of The End" Twitter Page (New Pics)

TMW the sign is too honest

50 Funny And Bizarre Photos Shared On The "Pictures Of The End" Twitter Page (New Pics)

Hey! That’s MY chair for when I want to be an introvert and be in public!

50 Funny And Bizarre Photos Shared On The "Pictures Of The End" Twitter Page (New Pics)

“Mooooom I’m hungryyyyy” “you should’ve eaten your dinner, go to bed. And you’re paying for that wall!”

50 Funny And Bizarre Photos Shared On The "Pictures Of The End" Twitter Page (New Pics)

I’m planning on selling my anxiety, depression, and stress on the black market! I’m sure I could make a fortune! I might also sell my sister’s brain. It’s in mint condition. Never been used!

50 Funny And Bizarre Photos Shared On The "Pictures Of The End" Twitter Page (New Pics)

When you see someone drowning: “lol call 911”

50 Funny And Bizarre Photos Shared On The "Pictures Of The End" Twitter Page (New Pics)

*zelda discovery sound plays*

50 Funny And Bizarre Photos Shared On The "Pictures Of The End" Twitter Page (New Pics)

Yum, yum! Cannibalism! Yum, yum, yum! /j

50 Funny And Bizarre Photos Shared On The "Pictures Of The End" Twitter Page (New Pics)

WHERES GEORGE?! WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?!

50 Funny And Bizarre Photos Shared On The "Pictures Of The End" Twitter Page (New Pics)

YEAH!

𝓼𝓮𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓽𝓵𝔂 𝓪 𝓴𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓷 𝔀𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻 • upvoted 13 items 1 year ago

30 Doctors Share The Dumbest Lies They've Heard From Patients

Nah, the vagina can be just as acidic. The rot and mold are the real problems 🤢

30 Doctors Share The Dumbest Lies They've Heard From Patients

Won't the acidic nature of the mandrin burn in there?

30 Doctors Share The Dumbest Lies They've Heard From Patients

Gross... and also bad for her reproductive health

30 Doctors Share The Dumbest Lies They've Heard From Patients

'Oh that!!'

Drilmagus reply

30 Doctors Share The Dumbest Lies They've Heard From Patients

Please be every time op thinks about it

30 Doctors Share The Dumbest Lies They've Heard From Patients

or maybe that doctor is seeing more than one patient, as they usually do. Just because one person does something stupid does not rule out that others can do the same thing.

30 Doctors Share The Dumbest Lies They've Heard From Patients

Maybe the patient also has dementia

30 Doctors Share The Dumbest Lies They've Heard From Patients

This!

30 Doctors Share The Dumbest Lies They've Heard From Patients

My brother is corpse-like thin and has diabetes.

30 Doctors Share The Dumbest Lies They've Heard From Patients

People are fat-shamed. Diabetes is seen as a "fat person thing".

30 Doctors Share The Dumbest Lies They've Heard From Patients

Every time?! How has this happened more than once?

Retinator99 reply

"Do you have any medical problems?" "No" "So no diabetes?" "No diabetes" "What medications are you taking?" "Metformin. For my diabetes." I facepalm every time

𝓼𝓮𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓽𝓵𝔂 𝓪 𝓴𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓷 𝔀𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻 • upvoted 7 items 2 years ago

Love Is In The Air And These 35 Valentine’s Day Facts Make It Even More Potent

I prefer Anti-Valentines' Day :)

Valentines-Day-Facts

There is an unofficial Valentine's Day alternative for singles, a holiday called Singles Awareness Day (or Singles Appreciation Day) is celebrated on February 15 each year.