Get Premium
Dark mode theme is available exclusively for premium users. Learn more about the benefits of subscribing.
No fees, cancel anytime.
Dark Mode 
No fees, cancel anytime 
Join the Fun!
Join 1.2 million Panda readers who get the best art, memes, and fun stories every week!
Thank you!
You're on the list! Expect to receive your first email very soon!
Bored Panda is Even Better on the App!
Stay Updated with Real-Time Notifications
Instant Access via Homescreen Tap
Simple Interface - Even Your Cat Can Use It!
CL
Community Member
7 posts
2 comments
102 upvotes
58 points
-Sweden
CL • submitted 4 new posts 3 years ago
Show All 4 Posts
CL • upvoted 34 items 3 years ago
Underrated-Things-Of-Living-Alone
Everything is your own mess. I don't want to clean up after someone, and I don't want to nag someone to clean. Those are all my dishes in the sink to do, or to let sit there for a week. Feels good. Also, ripping a fart you feel super proud of with no shame or holding back.
Weird-Things-Couples-Do-Together
We sometimes will randomly talk to each other in different accents. Mostly scottish. We are canadian. I also make weird faces at him and he laughs. It feels good to be silly and weird around him and him not making me feel stupid about it.Weird-Things-Couples-Do-Together
Maybe this isn’t that abnormal but my husband and I “match” our snacks to whatever we are watching. Napoleon dynamite? Better have the tots. Finding Nemo? Probably getting sushi..etc..
Weird-Things-Couples-Do-Together
Dated a Swede for a few years. When he taught me how to say I Love You in Swedish, Jag Älskar Dig, I remembered how to pronounce it by saying it as Jog Racecar Day. For the rest of our relationship whenever we wanted to say “love you” or would give each other cards etc, we would just say Racecar.
Hey Pandas, Who Will You Be For Halloween?
Winifred Banks from Mary Poppins. If you don't know who I'm talking about she's Jane and Micheal's mom who sings the votes for women song.Hey Pandas, Who Will You Be For Halloween?
I'm going as Dr. Lily Houghton from the Jungle Cruise (played by Emily Blunt)
Hey Pandas, What’s Your Favorite Book Quote?
“Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.” -Albus Dumbledore Harry Potter
Edinburgh Castle And Its Half Moon Battery Seen From The Vennel Steps In The Old Town, Edinburgh, Scotland
People-Share-Suspicions-Without-Proof
Queen Elizabeth will probably live up to 120 years and longer. She is one of the best fed and most cared person on Earth. If we invented something for immortality, she likely took it already.
People-Share-Things-Newer-Generations-Will-Never-Understand
There was a time when we felt the world was getting better, not worse.Hey Pandas, Who Is Your Favourite Teacher?
My biology teacher in middle and high school. She was very serious and strict (think McGonagall) but once you were a bit older she was super intelligent and sarcastic. She was extremely proud of me for wanting to study biology and was one of the few people to be proud of me for doing it. (I got emotional just to remember her cheering when i graduated). My english teacher in Middle and HS. He was a really brave man to be gay in a chatholic repressed school (that didnt fire him because back then not a lot of people could teach english). He was a really good guy that encouraged us to watch movies or listen to music in english. Many made fun of him for being so cheerful (and gay) but he was awesome and didnt let it stop him.
Randall Champion Accidentally Touched A High-Voltage Line, Electrifying Himself And Stopping His Heart
Hey Pandas, Tell Me Your Funniest Joke
I burned 600 calories today. This is the last time I nap while my brownies are baking. 🤣
Hey Pandas, What Is Something That Gives You Nightmares?
I rarely remember my dreams. But the ones I do remember are horrible. I find myself doing things in my dreams that I have Never even thought about or would never consider doing in my waking life. Thankfully they have been few and far between. Only one of these nightmares had any root in my life. But the circumstances were that I had a cat that required sub cutaneous fluids. Twice daily , every day. Long term. I dreamt that I was trying to stab him with a knitting needle, ( something I don't even own). He passed away years ago, but now I'm crying again from the memory of that nightmare! I will say, he had kidney failure. But he ended up surviving for over 3 years after his 2nd kidney started to fail. I can tell you he felt good for most of that time and was happy. I know this because he would nip me in the morning to wake me up. Something that he started doing as a kitten. Little bugger had a sense of humor.Show All 34 Upvotes
CL • commented on a post 3 years ago
CL • submitted a list addition 3 years ago
CL • submitted 7 new posts 3 years ago
CL • submitted 7 list additions 3 years ago
CL • commented on 2 posts 3 years ago
CL • upvoted 20 items 3 years ago
Underrated-Things-Of-Living-Alone
Everything is your own mess. I don't want to clean up after someone, and I don't want to nag someone to clean. Those are all my dishes in the sink to do, or to let sit there for a week. Feels good. Also, ripping a fart you feel super proud of with no shame or holding back.Weird-Things-Couples-Do-Together
We sometimes will randomly talk to each other in different accents. Mostly scottish. We are canadian. I also make weird faces at him and he laughs. It feels good to be silly and weird around him and him not making me feel stupid about it.Weird-Things-Couples-Do-Together
Maybe this isn’t that abnormal but my husband and I “match” our snacks to whatever we are watching. Napoleon dynamite? Better have the tots. Finding Nemo? Probably getting sushi..etc..Weird-Things-Couples-Do-Together
Dated a Swede for a few years. When he taught me how to say I Love You in Swedish, Jag Älskar Dig, I remembered how to pronounce it by saying it as Jog Racecar Day. For the rest of our relationship whenever we wanted to say “love you” or would give each other cards etc, we would just say Racecar.Hey Pandas, Who Will You Be For Halloween?
Winifred Banks from Mary Poppins. If you don't know who I'm talking about she's Jane and Micheal's mom who sings the votes for women song.Hey Pandas, Who Will You Be For Halloween?
I'm going as Dr. Lily Houghton from the Jungle Cruise (played by Emily Blunt)Hey Pandas, What’s Your Favorite Book Quote?
“Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.” -Albus Dumbledore Harry PotterThis Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
CL • 30 followers
