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Curtofthehorde reply
Not the "Landlord" but the oldest resident of the trailer park was running the property for them. We have a Chihuahua and Pug. When she met them she said, "Don't worry about it. I don't pay it either." Then we met her 6 chihuahua's!

silver_feather2 reply
Had an apartment ina pet free building. Then one of the units caught fire. When the landlord arrived, everyone was outside with their dogs, cats, birds and the fire department was inside still looking for a pet skunk that had escaped. That was a fun morning. Landlord just left. No one got in trouble for their pets. And yes, the skunk was saved!

Curtofthehorde reply
Not the "Landlord" but the oldest resident of the trailer park was running the property for them. We have a Chihuahua and Pug. When she met them she said, "Don't worry about it. I don't pay it either." Then we met her 6 chihuahua's!

silver_feather2 reply
Had an apartment ina pet free building. Then one of the units caught fire. When the landlord arrived, everyone was outside with their dogs, cats, birds and the fire department was inside still looking for a pet skunk that had escaped. That was a fun morning. Landlord just left. No one got in trouble for their pets. And yes, the skunk was saved!

BiscottiLeading reply
At one apartment we lived at you could have cats but not dogs. I had a very large black cat. One day I was bringing him home from the vet and carried him in my arms. The property manager saw me and when I went back out to my car to get his carrier and my purse the property manager told me I wasn't allowed to have dogs. When I told him I didn't have any dogs he asked about the black dog he just saw me carrying. I laughed and told him that was my cat and he could come see if he wanted. He told me it was alright he believed me. Weeks later the property manager saw me and told him he saw my cat on the balcony one day and it was one of the biggest cats he had ever seen.

areyoukiddingmern reply
My parents hid a cat from their landlord in their first apartment, which had a no-pets policy. The cat insisted on sleeping in a window where everyone could see her. Obviously the landlord found out but he never said anything about it other than “that’s a pretty cat you’ve got there!”.

BlackLakeBlueFish reply
We were looking at an apartment and realized they didn’t take pets. At all. The owner really liked us; newly married, very polite. She asked if we had a picture of her. It was 1991, but I had a few wedding pictures and a couple of photos of Sammy in my purse.
She said, “She looks very small. Must be a miniature Siamese.”
I was like, “No, just cat sized.”
She said, “I’m CERTAIN she’s a miniature. I COULD ALLOW a miniature.”
So our lease says, Miniature Siamese, and she didn’t ask us to pay any extra.
And that was what it was like in the olden days, kids!

Sidnearyan reply
I had an illegal cat when living in a student room. Pets weren't allowed but hell if I was to live without a cat. One of my friends lived in the same house and had cats as well, she told me the landlord hardly ever came round, so took my chances. Had an awesome time with my little cat, she helped me not be lonely (first time on my own). But of course, after about a year, the landlord came by unexpectedly and she greeted him happily. Sigh. He told me she had to go. I was so upset, didn't know what to do. And even though I was already an adult, my father called the landlord and managed to convince the man to let me keep her for the remaining 8 months I'd be living there (there was a fixed moment since I had to go study abroad and would move out). Always loved my dad for it. And of course the landlord was awesome for allowing it. Bought him a big bottle of expensive booze as a thank you.
The cat sadly died last year, she was 16 and had always stayed my little girl. She hated most people but loved my now husband. Loved her and still miss her.

kestrel63 reply
I lived in a small basement apartment and rescued a sick, elderly cat. He wasn't capable of jumping up into the windowsills so I didn't have to worry about that. I came home one night around 3 am and caught the building supervisor (lived across the hall from me) taking out trash and there was a cat standing in the doorway. We both froze for a moment and then I told him I'd keep quiet about his secret cat if he would let me hide mine during inspections and he agreed.
Now we have a couple of nearly identical cats so they get merged into a single pet on applications. My spouse and I have started collecting letters about our cleanliness as pet owners whenever we move to give to the next landlord and so far it's worked out well.

Shikabane_Hime reply
My roommate had a fluffy orange cat already, and about two months into living together I adopted a old man tuxedo kitty from the shelter. I don’t know why I never mentioned it to the landlady, she was a wacky hippie type who lived an hour away and almost never came to the apartment. But eventually, my roommate broke the lease and moved out of state, and I stayed til the end of the lease. When the landlady came by for the final check when I was moving out, she looked at my black and white cat and said “Huh, I could’ve sworn your cat was orange! Guess I gotta slow down on the pot.” I did not correct her lol.


plantainbakery reply
My ex and I didn’t live together before marriage. His parents were really religious and wouldn’t approve of it and I was young (23) and extremely dumb. I figured we’d been together like 8 years and it would be fine. I realized quickly that he expected me to do *everything*, the shopping, the cooking, the dishes, the laundry, clean, etc. He once asked me while we were eating dinner (again, one I had shopped for and cooked) if I could get up and get him a glass of water. I had NO idea his mom was doing literally everything for him at home and that’s what he was expecting of me as well. When I tried pointing out that his mom was a stay at home mom with no job, and therefore more available to help with things like shopping and laundry, whereas I had a full time job making three times the money he was and that I basically paid all our bills myself, he started screaming at me that I was questioning his manhood and he wouldn’t stand for it. I was not having it.
Then he started shoving me around and tried to k**l my kitten, so there’s that. I’m now happily married to my husband of ten years that does everything for himself, cooks, cleans, does our laundry, dishes etc and is best friends with the now 14 year old cat.

whitemilk101 reply
Got invited out to lunch with just his mom, I thought to get to know me one on one. NOooo, she started by saying anything she says can be shared with her son, she doesn't want secrets. Then the b******t starts, do I know his friends don't like me? Do we wear condoms? I told ex about it after, he brings it up to her, she says she never said any of it and I'm a liar. He believed her. Thank God she showed me what I was getting into before it was too late.

plantainbakery reply
My ex and I didn’t live together before marriage. His parents were really religious and wouldn’t approve of it and I was young (23) and extremely dumb. I figured we’d been together like 8 years and it would be fine. I realized quickly that he expected me to do *everything*, the shopping, the cooking, the dishes, the laundry, clean, etc. He once asked me while we were eating dinner (again, one I had shopped for and cooked) if I could get up and get him a glass of water. I had NO idea his mom was doing literally everything for him at home and that’s what he was expecting of me as well. When I tried pointing out that his mom was a stay at home mom with no job, and therefore more available to help with things like shopping and laundry, whereas I had a full time job making three times the money he was and that I basically paid all our bills myself, he started screaming at me that I was questioning his manhood and he wouldn’t stand for it. I was not having it.
Then he started shoving me around and tried to k**l my kitten, so there’s that. I’m now happily married to my husband of ten years that does everything for himself, cooks, cleans, does our laundry, dishes etc and is best friends with the now 14 year old cat.

whitemilk101 reply
Got invited out to lunch with just his mom, I thought to get to know me one on one. NOooo, she started by saying anything she says can be shared with her son, she doesn't want secrets. Then the b******t starts, do I know his friends don't like me? Do we wear condoms? I told ex about it after, he brings it up to her, she says she never said any of it and I'm a liar. He believed her. Thank God she showed me what I was getting into before it was too late.

Reddit post
One renovation that I’ve considered from time to time, if I were to redo the bathroom, is to get a Japanese-style soaker tub. In a modern, easy-to-clean material, not a truly traditional Japanese tub.
I like that they take up less floor space. And I’m not one to recline in a conventional tub. Just let me have a nice deep hot soak. And save space for a larger shower.

Reddit post
"Open shelving in kitchens is something we install but always replace later."
Why contractors avoid it:
🔸 Everything requires constant dusting (grease + dust = grime)
🔸 Forces perfect organization or looks cluttered
🔸 Reduces usable storage by ~40% versus cabinets
🔸 Items in regular rotation develop visible "clean spots"
🔸 Most clients call within 2 years to add doors
Compromise: One small section of open shelving for display only.

Reddit post
"I'd never put marble countertops in a kitchen that's actually used for cooking.":
🔸 Etches from lemon juice, vinegar, wine (all cooking staples)
🔸 Stains from olive oil, tomato sauce, and berries
🔸 Requires sealing every 3-6 months (most owners forget)
🔸 Shows wear patterns around sink and prep areas
🔸 Often looks worse after 2 years than quality laminate
Alternative: Quartzite gives the marble look with granite durability.


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Curtofthehorde reply
Not the "Landlord" but the oldest resident of the trailer park was running the property for them. We have a Chihuahua and Pug. When she met them she said, "Don't worry about it. I don't pay it either." Then we met her 6 chihuahua's!

kestrel63 reply
I lived in a small basement apartment and rescued a sick, elderly cat. He wasn't capable of jumping up into the windowsills so I didn't have to worry about that. I came home one night around 3 am and caught the building supervisor (lived across the hall from me) taking out trash and there was a cat standing in the doorway. We both froze for a moment and then I told him I'd keep quiet about his secret cat if he would let me hide mine during inspections and he agreed.
Now we have a couple of nearly identical cats so they get merged into a single pet on applications. My spouse and I have started collecting letters about our cleanliness as pet owners whenever we move to give to the next landlord and so far it's worked out well.

Shikabane_Hime reply
My roommate had a fluffy orange cat already, and about two months into living together I adopted a old man tuxedo kitty from the shelter. I don’t know why I never mentioned it to the landlady, she was a wacky hippie type who lived an hour away and almost never came to the apartment. But eventually, my roommate broke the lease and moved out of state, and I stayed til the end of the lease. When the landlady came by for the final check when I was moving out, she looked at my black and white cat and said “Huh, I could’ve sworn your cat was orange! Guess I gotta slow down on the pot.” I did not correct her lol.

Sidnearyan reply
I had an illegal cat when living in a student room. Pets weren't allowed but hell if I was to live without a cat. One of my friends lived in the same house and had cats as well, she told me the landlord hardly ever came round, so took my chances. Had an awesome time with my little cat, she helped me not be lonely (first time on my own). But of course, after about a year, the landlord came by unexpectedly and she greeted him happily. Sigh. He told me she had to go. I was so upset, didn't know what to do. And even though I was already an adult, my father called the landlord and managed to convince the man to let me keep her for the remaining 8 months I'd be living there (there was a fixed moment since I had to go study abroad and would move out). Always loved my dad for it. And of course the landlord was awesome for allowing it. Bought him a big bottle of expensive booze as a thank you.
The cat sadly died last year, she was 16 and had always stayed my little girl. She hated most people but loved my now husband. Loved her and still miss her.

BiscottiLeading reply
At one apartment we lived at you could have cats but not dogs. I had a very large black cat. One day I was bringing him home from the vet and carried him in my arms. The property manager saw me and when I went back out to my car to get his carrier and my purse the property manager told me I wasn't allowed to have dogs. When I told him I didn't have any dogs he asked about the black dog he just saw me carrying. I laughed and told him that was my cat and he could come see if he wanted. He told me it was alright he believed me. Weeks later the property manager saw me and told him he saw my cat on the balcony one day and it was one of the biggest cats he had ever seen.

areyoukiddingmern reply
My parents hid a cat from their landlord in their first apartment, which had a no-pets policy. The cat insisted on sleeping in a window where everyone could see her. Obviously the landlord found out but he never said anything about it other than “that’s a pretty cat you’ve got there!”.

BlackLakeBlueFish reply
We were looking at an apartment and realized they didn’t take pets. At all. The owner really liked us; newly married, very polite. She asked if we had a picture of her. It was 1991, but I had a few wedding pictures and a couple of photos of Sammy in my purse.
She said, “She looks very small. Must be a miniature Siamese.”
I was like, “No, just cat sized.”
She said, “I’m CERTAIN she’s a miniature. I COULD ALLOW a miniature.”
So our lease says, Miniature Siamese, and she didn’t ask us to pay any extra.
And that was what it was like in the olden days, kids!

silver_feather2 reply
Had an apartment ina pet free building. Then one of the units caught fire. When the landlord arrived, everyone was outside with their dogs, cats, birds and the fire department was inside still looking for a pet skunk that had escaped. That was a fun morning. Landlord just left. No one got in trouble for their pets. And yes, the skunk was saved!