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Mik J

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Mik J • upvoted 13 items 2 years ago

Someone Wonders "What Was 'The Incident' In Your High School?" And 30 People Give Interesting And Insane Stories

When working at a pizza place we would take Dave’s insanity sauce and put a a small circle right in the middle of the pizza. Put it on the table at a party and watch hilarity ensue. Every first bite on every piece was fire. Just a dab on every beer in a 12 pack as well.hilarious

Hey Pandas, When Did You Dump Religion?

It came slowly for me, but I remember starting to doubt when my dad died. I prayed everyday for him to come back, but of course he never did. I got shipped off to extremely religious relatives and the more I saw their beliefs, the more I started to doubt it all. I was forced to hear/read/think about God every day and all that time scrutinizing one book made me notice a lot of plot holes.

Someone Wonders "What Was 'The Incident' In Your High School?" And 30 People Give Interesting And Insane Stories

Hey Pandas, When Did You Dump Religion?

The congregation was treating the pastor as if he were Christ. One morning we had a guest speaker, a local politician who was running for re-election. I got up while he was “stumping” and said out loud “This is bull$hit” and walked out.

Hey Pandas, When Did You Dump Religion?

At 15, when my mother was excommunicated for marrying a Lutheran (we were Episcopalian). As if that made any sense at all.

Taylor Hawkins

"It's Actually Very Odd When You Think About It": 50 Things That Are Considered Normal But Are Weird As Shared By Our Community

Speaking of Santa Claus...the christian religion has no qualms about telling kids when they're too old to believe in Santa Claus but they also expect those same kids to believe in a god that is no more real than Santa Claus.

"It's Actually Very Odd When You Think About It": 50 Things That Are Considered Normal But Are Weird As Shared By Our Community

"My god can beat up your god." " Oh yeah, my god goes to the gym everyday" "Well my god has a black belt in karate"

This Restaurant’s Signs Are So Funny, You’d Probably Go Back Just To Read Them (50 New Pics)

Okay, but puke over there! *points away*

This Restaurant’s Signs Are So Funny, You’d Probably Go Back Just To Read Them (50 New Pics)

That's means I'm blacked out because I don't even like tequila.

This Restaurant’s Signs Are So Funny, You’d Probably Go Back Just To Read Them (50 New Pics)

Done that

This Restaurant’s Signs Are So Funny, You’d Probably Go Back Just To Read Them (50 New Pics)

Been there.

Flavorful Blasts From the Past With 40 Nostalgic 90s Foods

My personal opinion is that you should receive more upvotes. Have one on me.

Flavorful Blasts From the Past With 40 Nostalgic 90s Foods

My favourite- controversial I know but I HATE crusts!! Please don't downvote me for that opinion (I'm sick of getting temporary account bans for stating personal opinions!)

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Mik J • commented on 26 posts 2 years ago

Someone Wonders "What Was 'The Incident' In Your High School?" And 30 People Give Interesting And Insane Stories

American Guy Travels Around To Take Pictures With Celebrities (73 Pics)

We’re the cowboys from hell!!

Someone Wonders "What Was 'The Incident' In Your High School?" And 30 People Give Interesting And Insane Stories

American Guy Travels Around To Take Pictures With Celebrities (73 Pics)

We’re the cowboys from hell!!

30 People Who Have Worked For Dating Companies Reveal Their Most Insane And Darkest Secrets

I never had a Facebook profile! I’m lucky I didn’t take the bait

50 Important, Interesting And Random Events That Happened 30 Years Ago, As Shared On This Nostalgic Online Group

We love ya MATE!!!

"It's Actually Very Odd When You Think About It": 50 Things That Are Considered Normal But Are Weird As Shared By Our Community

My God doesn’t skip leg day! And he hates when Women have rights!

"It's Actually Very Odd When You Think About It": 50 Things That Are Considered Normal But Are Weird As Shared By Our Community

One f*****g letter! That’s it, no intelligent response. Hindu, do you feel better? Hindu, Hindu, Hindu. The U and I are one fat thumb apart.

39 Disgusting Vintage Recipes That Prove The Dishes Of The Past Were Really Bizarre

My friend and I both farmed and we knew the affects of mineral oil. In high school we would put it in beer of the people we didn’t like. Have a cup buddy, have 5. It was so funny!

39 Disgusting Vintage Recipes That Prove The Dishes Of The Past Were Really Bizarre

Pectin is a laxative found in Apple juice and others. The rest of the recipe is a joke.

This Restaurant’s Signs Are So Funny, You’d Probably Go Back Just To Read Them (50 New Pics)

Jut one more, 8 times!!

This Restaurant’s Signs Are So Funny, You’d Probably Go Back Just To Read Them (50 New Pics)

Went through this with my Wife. Amazing how many people you remember from high school that you hate.

"I Hated It So Much I Legally Changed It": 30 People With The Most Stupid And Unfortunate Names Describe How Life's Going

Say the damn name! My names a color and a country, figure it out yourself.

50 Of The Hardest Puzzles That Are So Entertaining To Start Yet So Difficult To Finish

I thought it was Earth after we destroyed it completely! Bad thoughts

This Thread Has Teachers Revealing How Kids Have Changed Over The Years, And Here Are 45 Interesting Responses

My 4 year old thought she could swipe the wall mounted TV because of the tablets used in preschool.

This Thread Has Teachers Revealing How Kids Have Changed Over The Years, And Here Are 45 Interesting Responses

If I was failing a class on my fathers dime I would be hiding from him and the a*s chewing on the way!

50 Reasons Why Not Wearing A Helmet Is The Dumbest Thing You Can Do (New Pics)

I love it when I see someone riding a motorcycle with the helmet strapped to the seat.

“Safety First!”: This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Dumbest Work Safety Examples, Here Are 45 Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

If it took him 30 days to fix your roof you would sue him.

“Safety First!”: This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Dumbest Work Safety Examples, Here Are 45 Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

No s**t it’s out of spec! But this man knows his s**t, he’s done it a 100 times. His choice, and specs are made by nerds that don’t do this hard demanding work.

"I'm Not Grounding Them! That's Awesome!": 40 Proud Parents Share What Made Them Discipline Their Kids But Just For Show

The enemy of your enemy is your friend. Kids knew they were about to get nuked by their parents and created an alliance.

30 Times Famous Parents Chose Weird But Kind Of Wonderful Names For Their Children

I raced bikes with a kid named Jet Fuel. He is now a meth head because he couldn’t live up to his daddy’s expectations. Now he has to live with that name.

30 Times Famous Parents Chose Weird But Kind Of Wonderful Names For Their Children

I can’t love myself enough to set my children up for failure. Hoping the kids have no disabilities and pops still loves them.

“Safety First!”: This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Dumbest Work Safety Examples, Here Are 45 Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

I’m sick and f*****g tired of people not realizing the work and risk some take. Sometimes you gotta get the job done. Call some Darwin winners, but most are trying to feed their families. They built your house a*****e!

“Safety First!”: This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Dumbest Work Safety Examples, Here Are 45 Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

The nozzle is called a cam-lock. It’s solid and would take a tank to crush it. Did this person ride that plane?

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Mik J • submitted a new post 2 years ago

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Hey Pandas, When Did You Dump Religion?

Mik J • submitted 6 new posts 2 years ago

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Hey Pandas, When Did You Dump Religion?

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Hey Pandas, When Did One Of Your Parents Cover For You Knowing The Other Parent Would Go Crazy? (Closed)

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Would You Spend The Money On A Friends Second Wedding?

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Hey Pandas, What Creepy Things Have Women Done On A Date? (Closed)

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Horrible Siblings, How Did They Affect Your Life?

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Hey Pandas, When Did You Get Back At Your Bullies, And Felt Bad.

Mik J • submitted 6 new posts 3 years ago

Ask Pandas

Women In Combat

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Hey Pandas, What Band Saved Your Life? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What Movie Character Scarred You For Life? (Closed)

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Awesome Dads

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Tried So Hard

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Hey Pandas, When Were You Disciplined By Your Parents Over Something Totally Innocent? (Closed)

Mik J • submitted 6 list additions 2 years ago

40 Things That Made People Smile, Shared By The Bored Panda Community

Hey Pandas, What's Your Gossip Of The Day? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That You’re Saving Up For? (Closed)

Horrible Siblings, How Did They Affect Your Life?

Hey Pandas, When Did You Get Back At Your Bullies, And Felt Bad.

Hey Pandas, How Do You Celebrate Your Family Tradition? (Closed)

Mik J • submitted 11 list additions 3 years ago

Women In Combat

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Craziest Story From High School? (Closed)

Awesome Dads

Tried So Hard

Hey Pandas, Could You Create A Funny Imaginary Petition? (Closed)

Hey Panda, When Your Extended Family Gets Together, What's Something That Always Happens? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Would You Really Like To Rant About?

Hey Pandas, What Did You Name Your Pet And Why? (Closed)

Mik J • commented on 20 posts 2 years ago

Someone Wonders "What Was 'The Incident' In Your High School?" And 30 People Give Interesting And Insane Stories

American Guy Travels Around To Take Pictures With Celebrities (73 Pics)

We’re the cowboys from hell!!

30 People Who Have Worked For Dating Companies Reveal Their Most Insane And Darkest Secrets

I never had a Facebook profile! I’m lucky I didn’t take the bait

50 Important, Interesting And Random Events That Happened 30 Years Ago, As Shared On This Nostalgic Online Group

We love ya MATE!!!

"It's Actually Very Odd When You Think About It": 50 Things That Are Considered Normal But Are Weird As Shared By Our Community

My God doesn’t skip leg day! And he hates when Women have rights!

"It's Actually Very Odd When You Think About It": 50 Things That Are Considered Normal But Are Weird As Shared By Our Community

One f*****g letter! That’s it, no intelligent response. Hindu, do you feel better? Hindu, Hindu, Hindu. The U and I are one fat thumb apart.

39 Disgusting Vintage Recipes That Prove The Dishes Of The Past Were Really Bizarre

My friend and I both farmed and we knew the affects of mineral oil. In high school we would put it in beer of the people we didn’t like. Have a cup buddy, have 5. It was so funny!

39 Disgusting Vintage Recipes That Prove The Dishes Of The Past Were Really Bizarre

Pectin is a laxative found in Apple juice and others. The rest of the recipe is a joke.

This Restaurant’s Signs Are So Funny, You’d Probably Go Back Just To Read Them (50 New Pics)

Jut one more, 8 times!!

This Restaurant’s Signs Are So Funny, You’d Probably Go Back Just To Read Them (50 New Pics)

Went through this with my Wife. Amazing how many people you remember from high school that you hate.

The "Stupid Tax" Online Group Shares 50 Pics That Prove Some People Are Idiots

Nope, I live in the mountains and have hundreds of hummingbirds. All of my feeders are sugar water boiled. They are addicted and entertaining. Not a real thing.

The "Stupid Tax" Online Group Shares 50 Pics That Prove Some People Are Idiots

Go out into your yard, pull some grass up and put it in a bag. If the yard is covered in snow a new invention called a shovel has been invented.

The "Stupid Tax" Online Group Shares 50 Pics That Prove Some People Are Idiots

2 dollars, damn!

The "Stupid Tax" Online Group Shares 50 Pics That Prove Some People Are Idiots

Vodka is healthier than that c**p!

"I Hated It So Much I Legally Changed It": 30 People With The Most Stupid And Unfortunate Names Describe How Life's Going

Say the damn name! My names a color and a country, figure it out yourself.

50 Of The Hardest Puzzles That Are So Entertaining To Start Yet So Difficult To Finish

I thought it was Earth after we destroyed it completely! Bad thoughts

This Thread Has Teachers Revealing How Kids Have Changed Over The Years, And Here Are 45 Interesting Responses

My 4 year old thought she could swipe the wall mounted TV because of the tablets used in preschool.

This Thread Has Teachers Revealing How Kids Have Changed Over The Years, And Here Are 45 Interesting Responses

If I was failing a class on my fathers dime I would be hiding from him and the a*s chewing on the way!

50 Reasons Why Not Wearing A Helmet Is The Dumbest Thing You Can Do (New Pics)

I love it when I see someone riding a motorcycle with the helmet strapped to the seat.

“Safety First!”: This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Dumbest Work Safety Examples, Here Are 45 Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

If it took him 30 days to fix your roof you would sue him.

Mik J • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

Someone Wonders "What Was 'The Incident' In Your High School?" And 30 People Give Interesting And Insane Stories

Taylor Hawkins

Hey Pandas, When Did You Dump Religion?

At 15, when my mother was excommunicated for marrying a Lutheran (we were Episcopalian). As if that made any sense at all.

Hey Pandas, When Did You Dump Religion?

"It's Actually Very Odd When You Think About It": 50 Things That Are Considered Normal But Are Weird As Shared By Our Community

😂🙃

"It's Actually Very Odd When You Think About It": 50 Things That Are Considered Normal But Are Weird As Shared By Our Community

It's the women in actual life that stare and shame moms

"It's Actually Very Odd When You Think About It": 50 Things That Are Considered Normal But Are Weird As Shared By Our Community

"My god can beat up your god." " Oh yeah, my god goes to the gym everyday" "Well my god has a black belt in karate"

"It's Actually Very Odd When You Think About It": 50 Things That Are Considered Normal But Are Weird As Shared By Our Community

You simply explain that a mother is feeding her child. No need to turn it into a circus sideshow.

"It's Actually Very Odd When You Think About It": 50 Things That Are Considered Normal But Are Weird As Shared By Our Community

It gets tricky when you have two boys aged 6 and 9 and your at red lobster. Your gonna say teach them properly then. Can they come watch if it’s not that big of a deal or is it private?

“Safety First!”: This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Dumbest Work Safety Examples, Here Are 45 Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

No, if licensed and insured, then their insurance covers accidents. Its the uninsured "handy men" you have to watch out for.

“Safety First!”: This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Dumbest Work Safety Examples, Here Are 45 Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

could be worse. i wouldn't snitch over this personally.

30 Things You Should Know Before Visiting The United States For The First Time Ever, According To Americans

mind your language. it'll add to your trustworthiness.

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