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Carson Symes

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HI! My name is Carson and I am a HUGE Dodgers fan, I have an adorable Yorkie (he is 12).

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Carson Symes • upvoted an item 2 years ago

103 Brilliant Irish Jokes About The Life On The Emerald Isle

Bono and the Edge walk into a bar in Dublin. The barman exclaims, "Not U2 again!!!"

Carson Symes • commented on 16 posts 3 years ago

If You're Having A Bad Day, These Finalists From Comedy Pet Photography Awards 2021 Are Bound To Make It Better (35 Pics)

“And here we can see the majestic Sandog”- National Geographic

Hey Pandas, Post The 10th Picture In Your Camera Roll (Closed)

When someone farts too hard in math

If You're Having A Bad Day, These Finalists From Comedy Pet Photography Awards 2021 Are Bound To Make It Better (35 Pics)

“And here we can see the majestic Sandog”- National Geographic

Hey Pandas, Post The 10th Picture In Your Camera Roll (Closed)

When someone farts too hard in math

Flat-Earthers Are The Butt Of The Joke In These 38 Flat Earth Memes

And now. I give you...... the table!!!

45 People Share How They Witnessed Someone Being Completely Clueless At Something So Simple

I know how to read an analog clock and I’m 14

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Random Fact You Can Think Of? (Closed)

Geese

50 Of The Funniest Parenting Tweets In 2021 (January Edition)

It wasn’t easy but we did it

50 Savage Insults People Found Online That Were Too Good Not To Share With Everyone

Boi ... well you’re not wrong

Hey Pandas, What Is The Best Invention And What Should've Never Been Invented? (Closed)

Olaf from frozen: Our advancements in technology are both our savior and our doom.

People Are Sharing The Funniest Signs They've Encountered And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

OH crap!

Hey Pandas, What Is Something Everyone Should Know How To Do At Age 30? (Closed)

That’s good

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Carson Symes • upvoted 19 items 3 years ago

People Are Cracking Up At These 40 Memes And Jokes From This Instagram Page Exploring Stereotypical Habits Of Middle-Class Dads

Where's John Cena? All I see is a teen?

Dumb-Things-People-Did-For-No-Reason

I jumped up and (successfully) bit the string that is used to pull the attic door down. It had a metal bead on it... Immediately after I remember thinking “holy s**t I actually got it in my mouth and broke the string”. Then I realized the string was still there, but half my front tooth wasn’t. As the best man at my wedding said “the attic string went fishing for idiots and caught one”

People Are Cracking Up At These 40 Memes And Jokes From This Instagram Page Exploring Stereotypical Habits Of Middle-Class Dads

Where's John Cena? All I see is a teen?

Dumb-Things-People-Did-For-No-Reason

"I Want To Leave" Is Pretty Much The Weirdest Instagram Account, And Here Are 50 Pictures To Prove It

Hello? I would like to tell you about our saviour, Lord Beezus Christ

Funny-Id-Photos-High-School-Seniors-Costumes

Funny-Science-Jokes-Memes

But Are They Wrong?

Vince The Sign Guy

Their Minds!

Dumb-Ideas-Make-World-Better-Twitter

Flat-Earthers Are The Butt Of The Joke In These 38 Flat Earth Memes

And now. I give you...... the table!!!

45 People Share How They Witnessed Someone Being Completely Clueless At Something So Simple

I know how to read an analog clock and I’m 14

50 Of The Funniest Parenting Tweets In 2021 (January Edition)

It wasn’t easy but we did it

50 Savage Insults People Found Online That Were Too Good Not To Share With Everyone

Boi ... well you’re not wrong

Hey Pandas, What Is The Best Invention And What Should've Never Been Invented? (Closed)

Olaf from frozen: Our advancements in technology are both our savior and our doom.

Hey Pandas, Have Your Pets Ever Done Anything Really Stupid?

My cat jerry ran into my kitchen from the living room, ran back, then jumped at the doorframe and smacked his face. He's an idiot.

This Is The Way

Hey Pandas, What's A Funny Story That Took Place At School?

I run track and we had a peprally for the sport at school and they call names and then that person runs to the stage when their name is called. It was my turn to do it and half way between the stage and the back of the gym (where the team was standing) I triped and ate polished gym floor. everyone including me was laughing suuuuuuper hard I when walked to the stage.

Hey Pandas, What's A Funny Story That Took Place At School?

one day during gym class, we were playing a kickball game and there were mats on the ground and one kid fell because he slid on one of those mats and my best friend and I said "I think he's dead" at the exact same time and it was so funny.