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Carson Symes
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HI! My name is Carson and I am a HUGE Dodgers fan, I have an adorable Yorkie (he is 12).
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I jumped up and (successfully) bit the string that is used to pull the attic door down. It had a metal bead on it... Immediately after I remember thinking “holy s**t I actually got it in my mouth and broke the string”. Then I realized the string was still there, but half my front tooth wasn’t. As the best man at my wedding said “the attic string went fishing for idiots and caught one”Dumb-Things-People-Did-For-No-Reason
I jumped up and (successfully) bit the string that is used to pull the attic door down. It had a metal bead on it... Immediately after I remember thinking “holy s**t I actually got it in my mouth and broke the string”. Then I realized the string was still there, but half my front tooth wasn’t. As the best man at my wedding said “the attic string went fishing for idiots and caught one”
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Hey Pandas, Have Your Pets Ever Done Anything Really Stupid?
My cat jerry ran into my kitchen from the living room, ran back, then jumped at the doorframe and smacked his face. He's an idiot.
Hey Pandas, What's A Funny Story That Took Place At School?
I run track and we had a peprally for the sport at school and they call names and then that person runs to the stage when their name is called. It was my turn to do it and half way between the stage and the back of the gym (where the team was standing) I triped and ate polished gym floor. everyone including me was laughing suuuuuuper hard I when walked to the stage.
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Carson Symes • upvoted 10 items 3 years ago
Dumb-Things-People-Did-For-No-Reason
I jumped up and (successfully) bit the string that is used to pull the attic door down. It had a metal bead on it... Immediately after I remember thinking “holy s**t I actually got it in my mouth and broke the string”. Then I realized the string was still there, but half my front tooth wasn’t. As the best man at my wedding said “the attic string went fishing for idiots and caught one” Carson Symes • upvoted 9 items 4 years ago
Hey Pandas, Have Your Pets Ever Done Anything Really Stupid?
My cat jerry ran into my kitchen from the living room, ran back, then jumped at the doorframe and smacked his face. He's an idiot.Hey Pandas, What's A Funny Story That Took Place At School?
I run track and we had a peprally for the sport at school and they call names and then that person runs to the stage when their name is called. It was my turn to do it and half way between the stage and the back of the gym (where the team was standing) I triped and ate polished gym floor. everyone including me was laughing suuuuuuper hard I when walked to the stage.This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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