Alien Blob (He/Him)

For Bored Panda Members Only, Join Our Weekly Newsletter

Yes, subscribe me to Bored Panda Weekly Newsletter!

Join the Fun!

Join 1.2 million Panda readers who get the best art, memes, and fun stories every week!

P.S. It's 100% free, unsubscribe anytime.

Thank you!

You're on the list! Expect to receive your first email very soon!

Bored Panda is Even Better on the App!

Stay Updated with Real-Time Notifications

Instant Access via Homescreen Tap

Simple Interface - Even Your Cat Can Use It!

Get it now Skip to the website

Community Member

Alien Blob (He/Him)

Community Member

Follow (0) Unfollow

1 posts

26 comments

81 upvotes

113 points

Hi I’m just your friendly neighborhood alien and I am gonna be the nicest I can and be the meanest I can be to trolls so if u have clicked on my profile and read this than please don’t downvote me :) just trying to be supportive of everyone and I will add pronouns just to annoying transphobic trolls

Follow (0) Unfollow

Overview
Posts
List Additions
Comments
Upvotes
My Pandas

Alien Blob (He/Him) • upvoted 24 items 1 year ago

40 Tattoos That People Don't Seem To Have Thought Through

It could be that the person is a fan of horror/slasher/zombie movies and just likes the aesthetic. It could be that the person got "recreations" of actual past scars/wounds to memorialize an accident (or abusive situation) that they survived. It could be that the person got recreations of past self-harm wounds to remind them of what they have overcome. It could be that the person gets tattoos that are representative of self-harm wounds to help them to NOT self-harm (if they are still struggling with self-harm.) (For some people, they can resist self-harm if they have current, healing wounds. Seeing what visually appear to be current, healing wounds could help them overcome the urge to actually self-harm.) It could also be that the person wishes to have an "outside" visible representation of internal pain and internal scars they may carry, to show that just because we may be wounded and scarred "inside", it is no less legitimate than a physical wound.

50 Of The “Brokest” Things People Admit To Doing In This Viral Online Thread

IF YOU SEE SOMEONE STEALING FOOD, DIAPERS, TAMPONS OR PADS NO YOU DIDNT!!

40 Tattoos That People Don't Seem To Have Thought Through

Art, Community

Hey Pandas Read Description Please!!!

Community

Character(I Need Help With A Name Please)

“Invisible Lat Syndrome”: 35 Red Flags That Men See In Other Men, As Shared In This Thread

Aaaaaamen! BE WHOOOOOO YOU ARE FOE YO PRIIIIIIIIIIDDDDEEE!!!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

“15 Minutes”: 40 Ex-Employees Share The Quickest They Have Ever Left A Job

Eh dark humour isn't for everyone.

“15 Minutes”: 40 Ex-Employees Share The Quickest They Have Ever Left A Job

On the graveyard shift at an old job my colleagues and I came up with very elaborate plans on how we would murder and dispose of our managers (kidding of course, just a way to vent frustrations)....I wonder if we ever scared off any new hires.

auntmilky reply

DeSantis got married there. On the haunted mansion the crow is the narrator. You only see him in rooms where the doom buggies play the audio. The first half of the ride the ghost don’t interact with you because you’re still “living”. When you’re going down backwards, it’s the bride throwing you out the window and that’s when the ghost start to sing and interact with you because you died. The center of Disney property is in Epcot and there’s a star (maybe a compass) on the floor.