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CamCamCookieJam • upvoted 39 items 4 years ago

50 Times People Noticed These Instagrammers Who Heavily Photo-Edit Their Pictures And Exposed Them Online

They put it in the wrong subsection. It shoud be in "creepy", not "funny".

50 Times People Noticed These Instagrammers Who Heavily Photo-Edit Their Pictures And Exposed Them Online

The sad thing is that they're trying to be different but end up looking all the same. Big pucker lips, (half open of course because they're sexy and they know it), big eyes with fake lashes (can also be used for shades in the summer), tiny waist, big boobs and enormous butts. Oh and don't forget the hair. Part in the middle, wavy, boob length. It's getting ridiculous.

50 Times People Noticed These Instagrammers Who Heavily Photo-Edit Their Pictures And Exposed Them Online

They put it in the wrong subsection. It shoud be in "creepy", not "funny".

50 Times People Noticed These Instagrammers Who Heavily Photo-Edit Their Pictures And Exposed Them Online

Mother Encourages Her Two-year-old Who Was Born With A White Streak In Her Hair To Embrace Her Uniqueness

I have a friend that had this. Cutest thing ever!

51 Of The Funniest Reactions To Inauguration Day

Go Greta!

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50 Times People Had Such Perfect Comebacks, Someone Just Had To Share Them Online

F**k this molyneux d**k. He was banned from speaking here (new zealand) in 2018 I think, the brainless monstrous mosque shooter donated to his causes and his petition to be allowed to do his stupid speaking event in NZ. Then murdered the innocent souls in cold blood at one of our mosques. So that's the kind of person who supports this fuckwad. No thanks. (NB not meaning to mislead, I'm personally agnostic, but say "our mosques" just as I would say "our churches/synagogues/temples/etc". A kiwi is a kiwi. A person is a person.)

50 Times People Had Such Perfect Comebacks, Someone Just Had To Share Them Online

Savage!

50 Times People Had Such Perfect Comebacks, Someone Just Had To Share Them Online

WTAF. They ask teens about guns when school shootings plague the country, but are offended by the nail gun joke?

50 Times People Had Such Perfect Comebacks, Someone Just Had To Share Them Online

The burns here are priceless but there are a few that are just animosity from people. :/

People Are Sharing Priceless "Not My Job" Moments Caught In Pictures And Here're 50 Of The Laziest Ones

I like it. This is not a fail, it's creative.

27 Times Kids Described Their Parents' Jobs In A Straight-To-The-Point Manner

Why are y'all downvoting this it's great??

30 Service Workers Share The Trashiest Tips They've Ever Gotten

All the fake money ones can be classed as criminal acts by using counterfeit money to pay for goods and services and these people should be reported and charged. Not only would the staff get the last laugh but when it gets known what happens with these scams, they will most likely stop.

30 Service Workers Share The Trashiest Tips They've Ever Gotten

Honestly tipping culture itself is sh*tty. It triggers "pettiness" image from customers and some kind of beggar mentality from service workers. I'm not saying the people are wrong, the system is.

30 Service Workers Share The Trashiest Tips They've Ever Gotten

what a shitty country when the salary of low-income employee depend of assholes.

30 Service Workers Share The Trashiest Tips They've Ever Gotten

Or maybe move to Australia where you actually get paid a decent wage and tipping system is nonexistent since people don't need it

30 Service Workers Share The Trashiest Tips They've Ever Gotten

It's just the same as the US healthcare system. Everyone is talking about how outrageous it is, but no one is making any effort to change it.

30 Service Workers Share The Trashiest Tips They've Ever Gotten

I have never understood why servers in America have to rely on tips to live, why can't they just be paid a normal wage? Minimum wage at the absolute least. It's repulsive.

30 Service Workers Share The Trashiest Tips They've Ever Gotten

In the USA wait staff are paid next to nothing and rely on tips for their wages, which is a totally messed up system but what isn't totally messed up in that country? In Canada wait staff are paid the provincial servers minimum wage (around $12-$15/hr) but tipping is also customary typically 10-20%, I've only ever not tipped a hand full of times and it was due to really bad service or bad food etc.

30 Of The Best Company Replies To Twitter's "Describe 2020 In One Word" Challenge

Ok. But, how?

30 Service Workers Share The Trashiest Tips They've Ever Gotten

The same people that write "GET A NEW JOB!" are the same people that are all up in arms about migrants/immigrants getting jobs in their country

30 Service Workers Share The Trashiest Tips They've Ever Gotten

So confused is it mandatory to tip in the us.

30 Service Workers Share The Trashiest Tips They've Ever Gotten

It's a silly system you guys are running in the US. On my first restaurant visit there I forgot to tip and the waitress followed me outside and demanded what was wrong with the service. I told her nothing was wrong and I just forgot because we don’t tip in my country. Judging by her look she didn't believe me. Anyway, I tipped her and felt pretty s***ty about the whole experience.

30 Service Workers Share The Trashiest Tips They've Ever Gotten

This is so rude. That people even rely on tips to just survive is more than only rude, this is what makes you realize you live in an effed up society that employs totally wrong values and maybe even is proud of it - see the healthcare discussions in the US to gain further reasons to vomit. People work. Pay them. Tip should be an extra they have on top of a sufficient wage.

27 Times Kids Described Their Parents' Jobs In A Straight-To-The-Point Manner

Must have been horrible for a kid to think they are eating popcorn in the room he wasn't allowed in

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CamCamCookieJam • commented on a post 4 years ago

Mother Encourages Her Two-year-old Who Was Born With A White Streak In Her Hair To Embrace Her Uniqueness

I have a friend that had this. Cutest thing ever!

CamCamCookieJam • submitted 3 new posts 4 years ago

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CamCamCookieJam • commented on 20 posts 4 years ago

Mother Encourages Her Two-year-old Who Was Born With A White Streak In Her Hair To Embrace Her Uniqueness

I have a friend that had this. Cutest thing ever!

23 Times People Found Hidden Spy Cams In Various Shapes And Forms

Count me in as well!

30 Parents Reveal What Secrets Their Kids Are Keeping From Them Without Knowing They're Already Aware Of It

Priorities XD

Daughter Comes Out To Dad While Chatting With Him And People Love His Reaction

Damn I wish my dad could be chill like this XD

With No Trick-Or-Treating This Year, Mom Gives Daughters 31 Days Of Halloween Makeup

Not so fun fact: The cuts on her wrists shown in the movie mean that her "little accident" could have been a suicide. (dont attack meh ;-;)

Person Running The McDonald’s Twitter Account Shares How Nobody Ever Asks How He's Doing, Receives Support From Various Famous Brand Accounts

I love this <3

Man Reacts To Witnessing A Woman Being Catcalled Multiple Times In Just 5 Minutes By Sharing His Take Online And It Goes Viral

This needs to stop. It's just gross and creepy.

50 Most Wholesome Rescue Pet Photos Of October

We would rather go through the pain of trimming their nails over their pain of declawing, so here we are! :)

Cat Owners Explain How Cat Body Language Is Often Misinterpreted By 'Dog People'

Willoughby (1 year old) will meow from BEHIND THE BEDFRAME for my mom to reach down and pet her. Every night. Its just her little routine :)

The Most Pessimistic Instagram Keeps On Dropping 'Unspiring' Truth Bombs (30 New Pics)

Everything.

Landlord Makes It Clear That He Will Raise The Rent If Biden Gets Elected

This is crazy, like what is going on in this guys head?!? America, vote like your life depends on it, because it kind of does.

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of The Most Unfortunate Names You Have Come Across In Your Life? (Closed)

I watch a youtuber called Bijuu Mike. Say it a couple times fast, and we end up saying Beat your mike. Or it could just be my weird accent.

37 Of The Best Reactions To Pope Francis Endorsing Civil Unions For Same-Sex Couples

My closeted pan ass when he said that ⭐.⭐

I'm A Wheelchair-Bound Artist And I Challenged Myself To Draw Every Single Pokémon As A Human (40 Pics)

i love u!! this is what I needed :3

People Are Invited To 'Poorly Explain What They Do For A Living', And 30 Totally Deliver

Me and a team of highly untrained people spend hours doodling with computers (Group of amatuer digital artists)

30 Nostalgic Discontinued Food Items From The Past That Most People Remember

Just because it wasn't healthy doesn't meant it wasn't part of our childhoods!

30 New Inventions That Solve Nonexistent Problems In Your Life

I need a fake smile/fake awake face. I would literally buy it.

40 Halloween Decorations Of The Year 2020 That Are Both Funny And Frightening

Horrrofying!

40 Halloween Decorations Of The Year 2020 That Are Both Funny And Frightening

In some places, a teal pumpkin means it has gluten-free candies for children.

Artist Colorizes 40 Old Photos, And It Might Change The Way You Perceive History

it was a much more light hearted comment earlier in life .-.

CamCamCookieJam • upvoted 20 items 4 years ago

Humans Of New York Is Back With 32 More Of Tanqueray's Crazy Wild Stories

Make a movie! A book! Something to immortalize this riveting tale!

Humans Of New York Is Back With 32 More Of Tanqueray's Crazy Wild Stories

one hell of a life and a great story to read! ill never forget that hot dog part lol I'm sadden by her friend Oscar that had a beautiful friendship.... also i need updates on this woman!

Humans Of New York Is Back With 32 More Of Tanqueray's Crazy Wild Stories

Incredible woman with an incredible story.

Humans Of New York Is Back With 32 More Of Tanqueray's Crazy Wild Stories

She is awesome!! And named after my favourite gin!!!

Humans Of New York Is Back With 32 More Of Tanqueray's Crazy Wild Stories

TANQUERAYYY

Humans Of New York Is Back With 32 More Of Tanqueray's Crazy Wild Stories

I have never read anything as fascinating as this article and her story. Would love for it to be turned into a Novel or movie. She has lived a very rich life, and has experienced things that most of us will never in our lifetimes. Would love to meet her in real life and hear all about her. Wish her nothing but the best.

Humans Of New York Is Back With 32 More Of Tanqueray's Crazy Wild Stories

to have lived such a life, and to now be in "such a tough spot". Life is unfair way too often. :(

Humans Of New York Is Back With 32 More Of Tanqueray's Crazy Wild Stories

Rokas Laurinavičius, Thank you for bringing Stepanie s story here. I'm puzzeled though because Stephanie spreaks of 'going from the Peppermint across the street to the Wagon Wheel'. When I worked at the Wagon Wheel in '63 they were both on one side of 45th, just east of Broadway a few doors from each other.

Humans Of New York Is Back With 32 More Of Tanqueray's Crazy Wild Stories

This was a great read based on factual events that open your eyes to someone else's trials and tribulations. I appreciate that Stephanie has taken the time to share her many adventures in life, thank you.

Humans Of New York Is Back With 32 More Of Tanqueray's Crazy Wild Stories

So good to hear that!

Humans Of New York Is Back With 32 More Of Tanqueray's Crazy Wild Stories

WONDERFUL NEWS!!! HONY has managed to raise over $2,500,000 through gofundme, to help her with her medical costs & care!! Faith in humanity (partially) restored. <3 https://www.gofundme.com/f/the-tanqueray-trust

Humans Of New York Is Back With 32 More Of Tanqueray's Crazy Wild Stories

Yes, but it was so very well worth it.

Humans Of New York Is Back With 32 More Of Tanqueray's Crazy Wild Stories

Totally agree Rob H. Book is always better. Even the best book to movie I've read/seen; 'Babette s Feast' left out parts that I missed. Must say, though that unlike most bio movies, the casting there was superbe.

Humans Of New York Is Back With 32 More Of Tanqueray's Crazy Wild Stories

Really her story is about survival, and doing your best despite your past. It's one that should appeal to a wide range of people. If only the producers would make it true to the actual story and not try to make it "more appealing" I could see this as a very successful mini series, on the order of The Crown. Give a finite season, long enough to tell the whole story, not so long that the writers start getting desperate

Humans Of New York Is Back With 32 More Of Tanqueray's Crazy Wild Stories

But this is history and a damn interesting stkry

Humans Of New York Is Back With 32 More Of Tanqueray's Crazy Wild Stories

2.7 million dollars. The palm reader was right.

Humans Of New York Is Back With 32 More Of Tanqueray's Crazy Wild Stories

She needs to write a book

Humans Of New York Is Back With 32 More Of Tanqueray's Crazy Wild Stories

All I can say is WOW. ! A fascinating story. Of course, it left me wondering which president LOL. She should definitely have a book, maybe " as told to ". I'm sure she has 100's more stories. Somebody get her a literary agent .

Humans Of New York Is Back With 32 More Of Tanqueray's Crazy Wild Stories

Why am I crying like holy mother of pearl!!! I love how I was researching all these people as I was reading it lol I Need a Netflix series based on her please

Humans Of New York Is Back With 32 More Of Tanqueray's Crazy Wild Stories

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50 Times People Noticed These Instagrammers Who Heavily Photo-Edit Their Pictures And Exposed Them Online

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30 Service Workers Share The Trashiest Tips They've Ever Gotten

30 Service Workers Share The Trashiest Tips They've Ever Gotten

30 Service Workers Share The Trashiest Tips They've Ever Gotten

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Humans Of New York Is Back With 32 More Of Tanqueray's Crazy Wild Stories

Humans Of New York Is Back With 32 More Of Tanqueray's Crazy Wild Stories

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