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Salem

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Salem

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If any of you guys know what happened to Headless Roach or Zara the Squid, please let me know.

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Salem • upvoted 37 items 6 months ago

Funny, Funny Memes

50 Of The Funniest Memes From “Men’s Humor” That Women Can Enjoy Too (New Pics)

35 Internet Users Open Up About The Creepiest Things They Heard And Saw At Work

Kid, it's sarcasm.

Funny, Funny Memes

50 Of The Funniest Memes From “Men’s Humor” That Women Can Enjoy Too (New Pics)

Fails, Funny

30 Funny Signs That Defy Logic And Common Sense, Posted In This Online Group

35 Internet Users Open Up About The Creepiest Things They Heard And Saw At Work

Are you about to get kicked in the happysacks? I sure hope so!

50 Memes To Send To Those Who Don't Really Like Other People

My receptionist once said to someone, 'I don't like people', they asked me (manager) if I 'thought that is acceptable for a receptionist'. I said, 'Well, I've accepted it, so...'

Funny, Funny Memes

50 Memes To Send To Those Who Don't Really Like Other People

35 Internet Users Open Up About The Creepiest Things They Heard And Saw At Work

Tho to be quite fair I'd prefer he apologize to my husband. I def wouldn't wanna talk to him

50 Memes To Send To Those Who Don't Really Like Other People

How is being a dog person a problem?

35 Internet Users Open Up About The Creepiest Things They Heard And Saw At Work

If she is mentally all there, there has to be some way of her making her own decisions. Like write things down or even like blink twice for yes?? Paralyzed people have written whole books with eye tracking software. Theres really nothing?

30 Funny Signs That Defy Logic And Common Sense, Posted In This Online Group

Should be Dr. Schrodinger...

50 Memes To Send To Those Who Don't Really Like Other People

What a weird thing for the customer to say. "Look at me, my offspring is adorable! Am I not fabulous! I'm the best a procreation!" I'm a mother, and of course I think that my child is the sweetest thing under the sun, but I do realize that others don't care.

50 Memes To Send To Those Who Don't Really Like Other People

Expensive but tempting...

50 Memes To Send To Those Who Don't Really Like Other People

Preferably with the words "Go Away" on the other side of the door

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Salem • commented on 3 posts 6 months ago

50 Memes To Send To Those Who Don't Really Like Other People

I’m sorry for being a bit rude but this isn’t the time for you

50 Memes To Send To Those Who Don't Really Like Other People

Right here 🙋‍♂️

50 Memes To Send To Those Who Don't Really Like Other People

I’m sorry for being a bit rude but this isn’t the time for you

50 Memes To Send To Those Who Don't Really Like Other People

Right here 🙋‍♂️

50 Memes To Send To Those Who Don't Really Like Other People

My people finally!!

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Salem • submitted 2 new posts 8 months ago

Challenges, Community

Hey Pandas, Share Something Cool That You’ve Found On A Beach (Closed)

Challenges

Hey Pandas, Share A Picture Of Your Cat

Salem • submitted 7 new posts 9 months ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What Is The Crazies School Fight You’ve Ever Witnessed? (Closed)

Challenges

Hey Pandas, Share A Picture Of A Knife You Own

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What Is A Good Outdoor Survival Tip? (Closed)

Ask Pandas, Challenges

Hey Pandas, Share A Picture You’ve Taken Of A Sunset (Closed)

Challenges, Community

Hey Pandas, Share A Picture You Took Of An Animal (Closed)

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What Do You Do For A Living?

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Favorite Sad Songs? (Closed)

Salem • submitted a list addition 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of The Funny Plates You See Around Your Area? (Closed)

Salem • submitted 11 list additions 8 months ago

Hey Pandas, Share Something Cool That You’ve Found On A Beach (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share A Picture From The 2024 Eclipse

Hey Pandas, Share A Picture Of Your Cat

Either/Or Question, Which Would You Rather Have

Hey Pandas, Let's Play Two Truths And A Lie (Closed)

Hello Bored Panda Ladies, Where Are We Going?

Salem • submitted 8 list additions 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Favorite Sad Songs? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of The Funniest Thing Your Teachers Have Done?

Hey Pandas, Share A Picture You’ve Taken Of A Sunset (Closed)

Cheery Question Time. What Do You Want Done With Your Body When You Kick The Bucket?

Hey Pandas, Recommend A Film You Love

Salem • commented on 13 posts 6 months ago

50 Memes To Send To Those Who Don't Really Like Other People

I’m sorry for being a bit rude but this isn’t the time for you

50 Memes To Send To Those Who Don't Really Like Other People

Right here 🙋‍♂️

50 Memes To Send To Those Who Don't Really Like Other People

My people finally!!

50 Hilariously Random Memes About Everything And Anything

Oh alright. I’m sorry

50 Hilariously Random Memes About Everything And Anything

Good morning

50 Hilariously Random Memes About Everything And Anything

Me with Young Sheldon

50 Hilariously Random Memes About Everything And Anything

RUN

50 Hilariously Random Memes About Everything And Anything

Curse you brain receptors!!

50 Hilariously Random Memes About Everything And Anything

Haha

32 Darkly Hilarious Comics By A Comedic Genius, Madeline Horwath (New Pics)

Haha 😂 real

23 Survivors Of Kidnappings Detail What Their Experiences Were Like

I’m glad therapy has helped you. May it continue to do so

23 Survivors Of Kidnappings Detail What Their Experiences Were Like

What the hell

Salem • commented on 7 posts 7 months ago

This Comic Artist Reveals What’s Wrong With Our Modern Society, And Here Are Her 30 Best Works

Real

30 Relatable Memes That Perfectly Capture Daily Women’s Struggles, Courtesy Of This Instagram Page

🤢

50 Masterpieces That Became Incredibly Relatable Memes, As Seen On This IG Page

💀

29 Things Employees Can’t Reveal To Customers Under Any Circumstances

Genius!

50 Paintings Perfectly Suited For Memes, Courtesy Of “Art Memes Central” (New Pics)

Mine too, but this one wasn’t as good as previous ones

50 Amazing Photos That Might Make You Love Animals Even More

SPLASH

50 Hilariously Relatable Memes From “Just Nihilist Things”

I can’t afford it 🫠

Salem • upvoted 20 items 6 months ago

35 Internet Users Open Up About The Creepiest Things They Heard And Saw At Work

Don't really get this- sounds like he was trying to get grand daughter a job, not anything sexual?

35 Internet Users Open Up About The Creepiest Things They Heard And Saw At Work

This is part of what people mean when they talk about male privilege. Taking OP at their word that this was otherwise a non-creepy guy, it probably never even occurred to him what those words would sound like to a woman, because he's never had to consider the possibility of being chased and assaulted.

35 Internet Users Open Up About The Creepiest Things They Heard And Saw At Work

Are you about to get kicked in the happysacks? I sure hope so!

35 Internet Users Open Up About The Creepiest Things They Heard And Saw At Work

Hope someone eventually reported this guy

35 Internet Users Open Up About The Creepiest Things They Heard And Saw At Work

Do they really see those as compliments, even in their own mucky minds?

35 Internet Users Open Up About The Creepiest Things They Heard And Saw At Work

Kid, it's sarcasm.

35 Internet Users Open Up About The Creepiest Things They Heard And Saw At Work

How about in these handcuffs?

acheron53 reply

First day at a new job: "I could stab you right now and nobody would find your body until the end of the day." All of this while stabbing his work cart with a screwdriver. Dude got passed up for a promotion and was asked to train the new guy in the same conversation with the boss. He didn't get any better over the years I worked with him. He ended up getting fired for comments like this.

35 Internet Users Open Up About The Creepiest Things They Heard And Saw At Work

This is also sound advice for dealing with other gross comments, like racist 'jokes.' Play dumb and pretend you don't get the joke. 'Can you explain why that's funny?'

35 Internet Users Open Up About The Creepiest Things They Heard And Saw At Work

Put on your most innocent face and ask "why do you want to know that?"

35 Internet Users Open Up About The Creepiest Things They Heard And Saw At Work

Eh, don't be too freaked out by that number. Getting caught peeing on the side of the highway late at night when there's almost no traffic will net you registration on the sexual offenders registry. Be more concerned about the number of actual violent sexual assaults that go uninvestigated every year, and how most of the offenders are not on any sort of registry and have no arrests/convictions.

35 Internet Users Open Up About The Creepiest Things They Heard And Saw At Work

Everything about this is complete ick - obviously the necrophiliac coworker, but also the 'manager' who decided this 18-year-old, presumably girl, 'talked too much' and wasn't allowed to speak to anyone at work?

35 Internet Users Open Up About The Creepiest Things They Heard And Saw At Work

DUDE, WHAT THE HELL?

35 Internet Users Open Up About The Creepiest Things They Heard And Saw At Work

Tho to be quite fair I'd prefer he apologize to my husband. I def wouldn't wanna talk to him

35 Internet Users Open Up About The Creepiest Things They Heard And Saw At Work

I can also tell what women want to be SAed... none of them :|

35 Internet Users Open Up About The Creepiest Things They Heard And Saw At Work

A healthy reminder: everyone's consent matters. Even that of assumed males. It matters regardless of the person's gender. An assailant, too, can be of any gender.

35 Internet Users Open Up About The Creepiest Things They Heard And Saw At Work

She's a pervert and should face prison time.

ProofAbroad4766 reply

Here is mine. Working on an ambulance 5150 call. Everything is going well till he starts talking to himself. I ask him about a cool demon tattoo. He says that the demon is the one he is talking to. “He wants me to [end your life] before we get to the hospital. But I keep telling him that you seem like a good guy just wanting to help people and he still wants me to [end your life]”.