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Woman Plays “Baby Shark” On Repeat For An Entire Year On Her Sister’s Spotify To Take Her Petty Revenge

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Can relate

Woman Plays “Baby Shark” On Repeat For An Entire Year On Her Sister’s Spotify To Take Her Petty Revenge

F**k off!!!

50 Times People Embroidered Something So Stunning, It Had To Be Shared On This Group

Can relate

50 Times People Embroidered Something So Stunning, It Had To Be Shared On This Group

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A caterpillar has made it's cocoon on the handle. The owner has to wait for the butterfly/moth to emerge before he can use it

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This is why I have anxiety about getting help.

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I shouldn’t have laughed

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How paenpfull.

50 Times Parents Thought They Were Setting Up Their Kid With A Unique Name, Only For It To Be A “Tragedeigh”

Ok Elon

50 Times Parents Thought They Were Setting Up Their Kid With A Unique Name, Only For It To Be A “Tragedeigh”

What the Helvia?

I Designed A Festive Screaming Possum Who I Think Reflects My Thoughts Regarding This Time Of Year. Merry Chrysler!

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Not my story. My wife works as a nurse and spent some time in mental health units. A 60yo lady came in because she stopped taking her meds while travelling with her husband. She came out of her room, stood in front of the nurses station and started announcing to every person around her that she was the devil and also Jesus and that they needed to bow down and worship her. She proceeded to remove her hospital gown, wrapped it around her head in some kind of shawl and started bowing and chanting on the floor butt naked. Multiple visitors, including her husband were watching the whole thing. Nurses, including my wife, and her husband were trying to redirect her back to her room or put a blanket around her and she was just fighting everyone off. Her husband was so embarrassed he just stopped trying to redirect her and left. Another one is a guy who was recently admitted was coming down off something and was constantly pestering the nurses to go out for a cigarette. You can’t smoke in a secure unit. He got sick of the nurses saying no, flew into a rage and in the process bit off his own finger. When the nurses came to help he was yelling at them “look what you made me do, you c*nts should’ve let me out for a smoke”. My wife had to pick his finger up off of the floor.

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Nah where the blue pill at. She'll smile in her mansion.

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Girlfriend was off her meds

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Who the **** goes “Oh, I just found this perfectly preserved, marvelous animal from the past - I’m sure I can take a bite!” Sir, respectfully, pack your own lunch.

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wait a minuteeee

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Is it weird that I want to experience it?

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but can they ward off the 5G?! /j

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They really had to throw uranus in there

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That’s why they are pre-dators. I’ll show myself out.

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Thats really good! I love the print and it looks super professional! I wouldn't have believed that was homemade!

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This is so pretty I love the color!

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Should Have Let My Dogs Handle The Fall Planting!

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Woman Plays “Baby Shark” On Repeat For An Entire Year On Her Sister’s Spotify To Take Her Petty Revenge

50 Times People Embroidered Something So Stunning, It Had To Be Shared On This Group

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50 Times People Embroidered Something So Stunning, It Had To Be Shared On This Group

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I Designed A Festive Screaming Possum Who I Think Reflects My Thoughts Regarding This Time Of Year. Merry Chrysler!

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