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John Boy • upvoted 3 items 1 week ago

50 Times People Said Something So Stupid They Created A Truly Memorable Experience

But did they top up the blinker fluid?

30 Architecture Fails That Are So Bad They're Funny

I mean, okay, so they added a chimney later and sacrificed a window. Can we perhaps accept that houses can exist for more than 10 years and get changed?

50 Times People Said Something So Stupid They Created A Truly Memorable Experience

But did they top up the blinker fluid?

30 Architecture Fails That Are So Bad They're Funny

I mean, okay, so they added a chimney later and sacrificed a window. Can we perhaps accept that houses can exist for more than 10 years and get changed?

30 Architecture Fails That Are So Bad They're Funny

Was the designer Escher?

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John Boy • upvoted 4 items 2 weeks ago

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50 Posts That Have No Reason To Be This Funny (New Pics)

Chemtrails are imaginary. Those white streaks in the sky are water vapour.

Funny-Random-Memes-God-Bless-Internet

50 Posts That Have No Reason To Be This Funny (New Pics)

Chemtrails are imaginary. Those white streaks in the sky are water vapour.

"Not Invited, Don’t Go": 35 Life Hacks That Actually Work, According to Netizens

Admittedly, there is a certain sense of satisfaction when I stop directly next to an overly aggressive motorist at a stoplight. Wow, you cut me off, yet here we are.

"Not Invited, Don’t Go": 35 Life Hacks That Actually Work, According to Netizens

Or some creep will think you are into him so no

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John Boy • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

50 Of The Best Memes, As Shared By ‘Classical Sarcasm’ (New Pics)

There are none so blind as those who will not see...

John Boy • upvoted 9 items 3 weeks ago

BaffledDeveloper reply

Use credit cards only to collect points/cash back, not to borrow money.

Objective_Kick2930 reply

Feeling absolutely no need to spend money just because I have it.

BaffledDeveloper reply

Use credit cards only to collect points/cash back, not to borrow money.

Objective_Kick2930 reply

Feeling absolutely no need to spend money just because I have it.

bubbs022 reply

Take an extra day off when you get back from vacation.

You Wouldn’t Expect Young People To Be Annoyed About These 35 Things, But They Are

Right! I couldn’t imagine moving to another country and not learning the language.

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John Boy • commented on 10 posts 3 weeks ago

30 Corporate Marketing Tactics That Shaped How We Live Without Us Realizing

You sound like a jealous communist to me! Come on over to the Free Side!

30 Corporate Marketing Tactics That Shaped How We Live Without Us Realizing

DeBeers started the story about how much you should spend on a diamond ring. They also started the "fact" as to how "rare" diamonds are, which is sheer B******T! Diamonds are probably the most COMMON stone on earth, and they are mostly only good for grinding larger things into smaller things. There is NOTHING inherently "rare" or "special" about diamonds. If you want to invest in a rare stone, then go see a Tanzanite dealer.

30 Corporate Marketing Tactics That Shaped How We Live Without Us Realizing

You sound like a jealous communist to me! Come on over to the Free Side!

30 Corporate Marketing Tactics That Shaped How We Live Without Us Realizing

This is one of the most stupid things I've ever read. It makes my head hurt...

30 Corporate Marketing Tactics That Shaped How We Live Without Us Realizing

Unfortunately, if you are in the airport while in Cancun, signs in every bathroom tell you to NOT drink the water, as it is unpotable. Also unfortunately, every "restaurant" or "store" charges you the equivalent of $8 for a 12 oz bottle of water.

30 Corporate Marketing Tactics That Shaped How We Live Without Us Realizing

As much as I enjoy being in charge of the Turkey prep Thanksgiving morning while the wife is off working out at the Gym, I wouldn't mind being served Original Recipe KFC instead, along with mashed potatoes & gravy & corn on the side.

30 Corporate Marketing Tactics That Shaped How We Live Without Us Realizing

What delusion do you dwell in?

30 Corporate Marketing Tactics That Shaped How We Live Without Us Realizing

Haha ha! look at the enlistment data in the USA. We're now proud to be Americans again, after the the last 4 nightmare years.

30 Corporate Marketing Tactics That Shaped How We Live Without Us Realizing

Please get your "fact" straight. This was proven a lie YEARS ago, loser.

30 Corporate Marketing Tactics That Shaped How We Live Without Us Realizing

Sorry to give you facts, but "climate change" is NORMAL!! Earth swings from warming to freezing as it passes through the Universe. There is NOTHING "mankind" can do to affect it in any way, shape or form! Get used to it!

Showed Up, Noped Out: 40 First-Day Quitters Spill The Tea On What Happened

I'm calling BS. Especially when you're young, you hang on to every piece of paperwork that PROVES your ownership of something.

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John Boy • commented on 4 posts 4 weeks ago

“What Quietly Went Away Without Anyone Noticing?” (30 Answers)

This is a disease passed through homosexual contact, so it became unpopular to address because of wokeism. Still a thing, I believe it's now called something else (mpox?).

“What Quietly Went Away Without Anyone Noticing?” (30 Answers)

Proof please? These fish are actually a version of piranhas, and they thrive on the dead skin off your feet. They don't "transmit" anything, they eat the junk off your feet.

“What Quietly Went Away Without Anyone Noticing?” (30 Answers)

This is a disease passed through homosexual contact, so it became unpopular to address because of wokeism. Still a thing, I believe it's now called something else (mpox?).

“What Quietly Went Away Without Anyone Noticing?” (30 Answers)

Proof please? These fish are actually a version of piranhas, and they thrive on the dead skin off your feet. They don't "transmit" anything, they eat the junk off your feet.

“What Quietly Went Away Without Anyone Noticing?” (30 Answers)

So much for stargazing...

“What Quietly Went Away Without Anyone Noticing?” (30 Answers)

A woman in our neighborhood has these on her convertible BMW. Looks stupid as all get out...

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John Boy • upvoted an item 4 weeks ago

Thanks-Noob_noob reply

Valentine's day!

John Boy • upvoted an item 4 weeks ago

crappy_ninja reply

Politicians resigning after getting caught doing something bad.

John Boy • commented on 7 posts 1 month ago

35 Interesting Historical Photos That Show How Much The World Has Changed

Sad that you have such evil words to say. You are worthless. What have YOU contributed to society, or even your neighbors?

“Showers Only”: 30 Netizens Share Their Personal Unwritten Hotel Stay Rules

Don't waste money on a "hidden camera detector" or app. Turn on your cell phone camera and go around your room. If there is a camera, it will actually "flash" or "pulse". (The camera also tells you if your batteries are good on your remote control. Turn on your camera app, aim the control at it and press any button. If you see "flashes", the batteries are good. Otherwise, change your remote control batteries.

35 Interesting Historical Photos That Show How Much The World Has Changed

Sad that you have such evil words to say. You are worthless. What have YOU contributed to society, or even your neighbors?

“Showers Only”: 30 Netizens Share Their Personal Unwritten Hotel Stay Rules

We carry a large ziplock bag to put the remote into.

“Showers Only”: 30 Netizens Share Their Personal Unwritten Hotel Stay Rules

Yes, but no. We order 2 queen size beds when possible, wipe the sides of the luggage down, then put them on the bed that we are not using. This way, no dirt gets on the bed.

“Showers Only”: 30 Netizens Share Their Personal Unwritten Hotel Stay Rules

We give $10 per night to our housekeeper. You wouldn't believe the stuff she gives us! While in Punta Cana, we left her several pairs of Levi Jeans. From then on, she gave us more alcohol than anyone could drink, plus a ton of soaps, shampoos, etc. She was an awesome woman.

40 Interesting Facts For Your Daily Dose Of New Knowledge (New Facts)

You're a victim of TDS. You can learn to be better.

40 Interesting Facts For Your Daily Dose Of New Knowledge (New Facts)

Trump is going to release the names and departments of those who assassinated him & his brother.

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John Boy • submitted a new post 1 month ago

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Hey Pandas, What's The Best Hilarious Payment You've Been Given? (Closed)

John Boy • submitted a new post 1 year ago

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Hey Pandas, Since Panda Is So "Pro Trans, So Pro Lbqetc, Why The Posts Of Women Being Harassed, Women Having A Bad Time In The Workplace?

John Boy • submitted a list addition 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, Post Fog Pictures You've Taken (Closed)

John Boy • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

50 Of The Best Memes, As Shared By ‘Classical Sarcasm’ (New Pics)

There are none so blind as those who will not see...

John Boy • commented on 10 posts 3 weeks ago

30 Corporate Marketing Tactics That Shaped How We Live Without Us Realizing

You sound like a jealous communist to me! Come on over to the Free Side!

30 Corporate Marketing Tactics That Shaped How We Live Without Us Realizing

This is one of the most stupid things I've ever read. It makes my head hurt...

30 Corporate Marketing Tactics That Shaped How We Live Without Us Realizing

What delusion do you dwell in?

30 Corporate Marketing Tactics That Shaped How We Live Without Us Realizing

Haha ha! look at the enlistment data in the USA. We're now proud to be Americans again, after the the last 4 nightmare years.

30 Corporate Marketing Tactics That Shaped How We Live Without Us Realizing

Please get your "fact" straight. This was proven a lie YEARS ago, loser.

30 Corporate Marketing Tactics That Shaped How We Live Without Us Realizing

Showed Up, Noped Out: 40 First-Day Quitters Spill The Tea On What Happened

I'm calling BS. Especially when you're young, you hang on to every piece of paperwork that PROVES your ownership of something.

John Boy • commented on 4 posts 4 weeks ago

“What Quietly Went Away Without Anyone Noticing?” (30 Answers)

This is a disease passed through homosexual contact, so it became unpopular to address because of wokeism. Still a thing, I believe it's now called something else (mpox?).

“What Quietly Went Away Without Anyone Noticing?” (30 Answers)

Proof please? These fish are actually a version of piranhas, and they thrive on the dead skin off your feet. They don't "transmit" anything, they eat the junk off your feet.

“What Quietly Went Away Without Anyone Noticing?” (30 Answers)

So much for stargazing...

“What Quietly Went Away Without Anyone Noticing?” (30 Answers)

A woman in our neighborhood has these on her convertible BMW. Looks stupid as all get out...

John Boy • commented on 5 posts 1 month ago

35 Interesting Historical Photos That Show How Much The World Has Changed

Sad that you have such evil words to say. You are worthless. What have YOU contributed to society, or even your neighbors?

“Showers Only”: 30 Netizens Share Their Personal Unwritten Hotel Stay Rules

We carry a large ziplock bag to put the remote into.

“Showers Only”: 30 Netizens Share Their Personal Unwritten Hotel Stay Rules

Yes, but no. We order 2 queen size beds when possible, wipe the sides of the luggage down, then put them on the bed that we are not using. This way, no dirt gets on the bed.

“Showers Only”: 30 Netizens Share Their Personal Unwritten Hotel Stay Rules

John Boy • upvoted 4 items 1 week ago

Funny-Random-Memes-God-Bless-Internet

50 Times People Said Something So Stupid They Created A Truly Memorable Experience

But did they top up the blinker fluid?

30 Architecture Fails That Are So Bad They're Funny

Was the designer Escher?

30 Architecture Fails That Are So Bad They're Funny

I mean, okay, so they added a chimney later and sacrificed a window. Can we perhaps accept that houses can exist for more than 10 years and get changed?

John Boy • upvoted 6 items 2 weeks ago

50 Posts That Have No Reason To Be This Funny (New Pics)

Chemtrails are imaginary. Those white streaks in the sky are water vapour.

BaffledDeveloper reply

Use credit cards only to collect points/cash back, not to borrow money.

"Not Invited, Don’t Go": 35 Life Hacks That Actually Work, According to Netizens

Or some creep will think you are into him so no

"Not Invited, Don’t Go": 35 Life Hacks That Actually Work, According to Netizens

Admittedly, there is a certain sense of satisfaction when I stop directly next to an overly aggressive motorist at a stoplight. Wow, you cut me off, yet here we are.

bubbs022 reply

Take an extra day off when you get back from vacation.

Objective_Kick2930 reply

Feeling absolutely no need to spend money just because I have it.

John Boy • upvoted 7 items 3 weeks ago

30 Corporate Marketing Tactics That Shaped How We Live Without Us Realizing

Santa Claus is Sinterklaas, originally a Turkisch bishop that dressed in red robes. Coca Cola just ran with it.

30 Corporate Marketing Tactics That Shaped How We Live Without Us Realizing

Sometimes a necessity, but not always

30 Corporate Marketing Tactics That Shaped How We Live Without Us Realizing

It’s a butt, not a heart

Thanks-Noob_noob reply

Valentine's day!

30 Corporate Marketing Tactics That Shaped How We Live Without Us Realizing

The worst propaganda about women’s razors is that they will take the exact same razor they would sell a man, make it pink, and hike the price.

You Wouldn’t Expect Young People To Be Annoyed About These 35 Things, But They Are

Right! I couldn’t imagine moving to another country and not learning the language.

Showed Up, Noped Out: 40 First-Day Quitters Spill The Tea On What Happened

When life gives you potatoes, make vodka.

John Boy • upvoted an item 4 weeks ago

crappy_ninja reply

Politicians resigning after getting caught doing something bad.

John Boy • upvoted 2 items 1 month ago

chibiMaineCoone reply

1. Never sit naked on anything other than the bed. Sheets and towels are washed after every visit. The rest of the furniture gets a quick wipe-down at best. I don't know who else has had their genitals on that couch... Most hotels don't wash the comforter unless it looks dirty, because they are so bulky and slow down the rate of laundry turn-around. And in some hotels, they don't wash the decorative top sheet, either.

2. Be courteous to others. They are also trying to have a vacation.

3. Pack up the night before checkout. I won't have to rush out the door in the morning.

mostlkc reply

I stay in HUNDREDS of hotels a year. (Mid to low end, Choice, Wyndham, Best Western chains mainly)

Here’s some advice.

1) People sleep during the DAY in hotels too. Act accordingly. We have to work all night to make everything work right.

2) PLEASE PLEASE don’t come down to breakfast in socks or bare feet. This isn’t your house.

3) Try not to let the door slam.

4) Your dog usually barks the whole time you leave the poor thing alone in a strange place.

5) Hotel walls are not that thick. Please turn the TV and your voice down.

6) Return the luggage cart (there’s a special place in hell for you)

7) Your kids are not behaving when you’re not watching them.

8) Stomping and running around is unacceptable if you are not on the first floor.

9) Lock your car, don’t leave anything you can’t replace in it.

10) You can USUALLY get a better rate online than in person at the front desk.