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Blitzø
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Hi, my name is Blitzø, the "o" is silent and my pronouns are he/him! I run a business here in hell- people pay me to go kill sh*theads back on Earth so shape up, or me and my crew will be the last things you see in your saaaad existence.
Or, if you're already down here in hell, contact I.M.P. and I can kill just about anyone for you!
Blitzø • commented on 35 posts 2 years ago
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Cast Iron Pans Are So Fragile, You Need To Baby The Heck Out Of Them
britb5476 said: That a cast iron pan needs to be babied and treated like a mythical creature. JimHFD103 replied: No dishwasher here, but we use hot water and dawn on ours just like all our other dishes, and have like this metal chainmail thing for scrubbing off stuck on food. Afterwards, rinse clean, stick back on the stove, heat, wipe any excess water off, thin coat of oil (sometimes that's a good spray of Pam lol), heat off, wipe the oil with a paper towel so the whole inside is nice and shiny and that's what we do. Based on some descriptions I've seen I'm sure that'll give some people a heart attack, but we're a fire station with multiple crews using the cast iron daily and doing that exact same process and the cast iron pans have lasted us years.
Everything You See On The TV Is True
cleansleight said: Anything from 5-minute crafts, SoYummy, or any content farm in general. LeakyLycanthrope replied: To anyone wondering: I direct you to the YouTube channel How to Cook That to explain why. tl;dw Not a goddamn one of them works or even could work, and many are actually dangerous. Plus all kinds of shady practices to work The Algorithm in their favor.
The MSG/Chinese Food Headache
RocketPawnch said: The MSG/Chinese food headache. You eat Doritos just fine; I can see your orange fingers from here. RobotPolarbear replied: You're right, if you can eat Doritos just fine then MSG/Chinese food is fine for you too. However, some people with very severe migraines do seem to be impacted by high glutamate foods. I can only eat things like Doritos and Chinese food sparingly. But Glutamate occurs naturally in things like mushrooms and Parmesan cheese too. Those foods are just as likely to give me a migraine despite being "natural".
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