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Blitzø

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Blitzø

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Hi, my name is Blitzø, the "o" is silent and my pronouns are he/him! I run a business here in hell- people pay me to go kill sh*theads back on Earth so shape up, or me and my crew will be the last things you see in your saaaad existence.
Or, if you're already down here in hell, contact I.M.P. and I can kill just about anyone for you!

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Blitzø • commented on 35 posts 2 years ago

40 Times Ad Placements Were So Out Of Touch, It Resulted In Hilarious Mishaps

Nah I think he was suggesting a replacement for the bear traps... maybe on the next full moon...

50 Times People Spotted Stupid Design Decisions In Public Places And Just Had To Share

So 9/11/2001 was before 1998? Makes sense

40 Times Ad Placements Were So Out Of Touch, It Resulted In Hilarious Mishaps

Nah I think he was suggesting a replacement for the bear traps... maybe on the next full moon...

50 Times People Spotted Stupid Design Decisions In Public Places And Just Had To Share

So 9/11/2001 was before 1998? Makes sense

People Are Sharing "Cheat Codes" They've Found That Work In Real Life, Here Are 35 Of The Most Useful Ones

See what I do is just explain that I'm really bad at remembering names. They usually understand.

Artist Makes Comics About Her Daily Life With A Boyfriend And A Cat, And Here Are The Best 40 Comics (New Pics)

Guys favorite Stardew Valley wife/husband

Artist Makes Comics About Her Daily Life With A Boyfriend And A Cat, And Here Are The Best 40 Comics (New Pics)

Yesss!!!

Artist Makes Comics About Her Daily Life With A Boyfriend And A Cat, And Here Are The Best 40 Comics (New Pics)

Why is she talking to a fanart of John Laurens

Artist Makes Comics About Her Daily Life With A Boyfriend And A Cat, And Here Are The Best 40 Comics (New Pics)

I have made blue chocolate chip cookies for him lol

Artist Makes Comics About Her Daily Life With A Boyfriend And A Cat, And Here Are The Best 40 Comics (New Pics)

Because it's a bad fúcking word apparently and BP thinks we can't handle fúcking anything lol

Artist Makes Comics About Her Daily Life With A Boyfriend And A Cat, And Here Are The Best 40 Comics (New Pics)

no no no that sounds painful- Not me clenching my legs together in fear

“[Am I The Jerk] For Telling My SIL That I Will Call The Cops For Child Abandonment The Moment She Steps Out Of The House?”

lmao the spam bot upvoting their own comment

30 Of The Best Worst Architecture Pics That Showcase “Ugliness In All Its Glory”

They decided to switch it up and add the dungeon on the top floor instead of the basement, so... lots and lots of urns, puddles, and maybe a few pools.

30 Of The Best Worst Architecture Pics That Showcase “Ugliness In All Its Glory”

My houses in Minecraft lol

Folks Are Cracking Up At These 30 Things Straight Guys Said While Being Flirty, As Shared Online

Yeah, I think you two would be friends

Folks Are Cracking Up At These 30 Things Straight Guys Said While Being Flirty, As Shared Online

I do that all the time with my SO lmao but it's mutual

"Cult Of Weird": This Twitter Page Only Posts Creepy Stuff, And Here Are 30 Uneasy But Captivating Pics

On this day??? I think anyways

35 Overconfident People Who Got Ridiculed Online (New Pics)

This has to be satire

People Send Pictures Of Their Pets To This Artist To Get Them 'Disneyfied' (40 Pics)

My dogs name is Willow! He's a sheltie :)

30 Things That Immediately Make People Angry Because They Are So Annoying, As Shared In This Online Group

Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't autistic people have all of their chromosomes? If they didn't it'd be a lot easier to screen for, right?

30 Things That Immediately Make People Angry Because They Are So Annoying, As Shared In This Online Group

reply so you can see

30 Things That Immediately Make People Angry Because They Are So Annoying, As Shared In This Online Group

https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/patrick-star-63458dff6a4e9.gif

“What’s The Darkest Secret You Found Out About A Family Member?”: 35 People Share Heavy Stories

Yeah I know- and hahahahahahahahahhaahahhahahhahahhahahahhahaha about my adoptive parents- I fecking wish.

30 Of The Most Bizarre And Just Straight Up Dumb Rules That People Had In Their Schools, As Shared On This Thread

What??? Our limit is anything below freezing (32F)

"Today I Learned": People Share 40 New Curious Facts You Can Learn Today Too (New Pics)

reply so we can see the picture

"Today I Learned": People Share 40 New Curious Facts You Can Learn Today Too (New Pics)

Like that episode of Amphibia!

"Today I Learned": People Share 40 New Curious Facts You Can Learn Today Too (New Pics)

I'm sure they have above ground vents

"Today I Learned": People Share 40 New Curious Facts You Can Learn Today Too (New Pics)

woah- that's so cool! I love Portal

“What’s The Darkest Secret You Found Out About A Family Member?”: 35 People Share Heavy Stories

41 Of The Funniest Photos Of People And Animals Sitting Under Pics That Resemble Them, As Shared By This Online Group

What? What about Samson, who literally could not cut his hair?

40 Lesser-Known Facts About The World

Right now, neither of mine are working...

40 Lesser-Known Facts About The World

https://www.worldometers.info/world-population/ It has lots of other info, like births, deaths, etc

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Blitzø • upvoted 4 items 2 years ago

40 Hilariously Relatable Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up 'The Human Experience'

When life gives you lemons :D

40 Hilariously Relatable Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up 'The Human Experience'

Thank you for not disappointing me. I knew someone had to say it.

40 Hilariously Relatable Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up 'The Human Experience'

When life gives you lemons :D

40 Hilariously Relatable Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up 'The Human Experience'

Thank you for not disappointing me. I knew someone had to say it.

This Instagram Page Is Dedicated To Memes That Should Probably Be Discussed With A Therapist (50 Pics)

Because i can't sit on my chair, a shrimp took it and stole my computer.

With The Help Of AI, This Man Turned Characters Of Popular Series Into Kids (32 Pics)

it looks like a cross of yoda and dobby...? Lord Voldemort as a kid was a brown-haired human-looking kid.

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Blitzø • submitted a new post 2 years ago

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Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Show With Lgbtq+ Representation?

Blitzø • submitted 8 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, If You Could Meet Your Younger Self, What Would You Say To Them? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Dumbest Scar And How Did You Get It? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Funny Sleeptalking Stories? (Closed)

Hey Lady Pandas, Share Your Experiences With Periods (Closed)

Hey Pandas, How Did You Deal With A Loss Of A Big Opportunity?

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Show With Lgbtq+ Representation?

Hey Female Pandas, What’s The Rudest Thing A Man Has Done To You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Want To Talk About But There Are No Posts Specific Enough For It? (Closed)

Blitzø • commented on 20 posts 2 years ago

40 Times Ad Placements Were So Out Of Touch, It Resulted In Hilarious Mishaps

Nah I think he was suggesting a replacement for the bear traps... maybe on the next full moon...

50 Times People Spotted Stupid Design Decisions In Public Places And Just Had To Share

So 9/11/2001 was before 1998? Makes sense

40 Hilariously Relatable Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up 'The Human Experience'

https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/hqdefault-63485e6e66e26.jpg

40 Hilariously Relatable Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up 'The Human Experience'

I'm just a humble internet person who is required by law to comment this every time this saying is mentioned

40 Times Ad Placements Were So Out Of Touch, It Resulted In Hilarious Mishaps

Subreddit about a game not real life

40 Times Ad Placements Were So Out Of Touch, It Resulted In Hilarious Mishaps

I'm guessing one of the twins?

40 Hilariously Relatable Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up 'The Human Experience'

People Are Sharing "Cheat Codes" They've Found That Work In Real Life, Here Are 35 Of The Most Useful Ones

See what I do is just explain that I'm really bad at remembering names. They usually understand.

Artist Makes Comics About Her Daily Life With A Boyfriend And A Cat, And Here Are The Best 40 Comics (New Pics)

Guys favorite Stardew Valley wife/husband

Artist Makes Comics About Her Daily Life With A Boyfriend And A Cat, And Here Are The Best 40 Comics (New Pics)

Yesss!!!

Artist Makes Comics About Her Daily Life With A Boyfriend And A Cat, And Here Are The Best 40 Comics (New Pics)

Why is she talking to a fanart of John Laurens

Artist Makes Comics About Her Daily Life With A Boyfriend And A Cat, And Here Are The Best 40 Comics (New Pics)

I have made blue chocolate chip cookies for him lol

Artist Makes Comics About Her Daily Life With A Boyfriend And A Cat, And Here Are The Best 40 Comics (New Pics)

Because it's a bad fúcking word apparently and BP thinks we can't handle fúcking anything lol

Artist Makes Comics About Her Daily Life With A Boyfriend And A Cat, And Here Are The Best 40 Comics (New Pics)

no no no that sounds painful- Not me clenching my legs together in fear

“[Am I The Jerk] For Telling My SIL That I Will Call The Cops For Child Abandonment The Moment She Steps Out Of The House?”

lmao the spam bot upvoting their own comment

30 Of The Best Worst Architecture Pics That Showcase “Ugliness In All Its Glory”

They decided to switch it up and add the dungeon on the top floor instead of the basement, so... lots and lots of urns, puddles, and maybe a few pools.

30 Of The Best Worst Architecture Pics That Showcase “Ugliness In All Its Glory”

My houses in Minecraft lol

Folks Are Cracking Up At These 30 Things Straight Guys Said While Being Flirty, As Shared Online

Yeah, I think you two would be friends

Folks Are Cracking Up At These 30 Things Straight Guys Said While Being Flirty, As Shared Online

I do that all the time with my SO lmao but it's mutual

"Cult Of Weird": This Twitter Page Only Posts Creepy Stuff, And Here Are 30 Uneasy But Captivating Pics

On this day??? I think anyways

Blitzø • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

40 Hilariously Relatable Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up 'The Human Experience'

When life gives you lemons :D

40 Hilariously Relatable Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up 'The Human Experience'

Thank you for not disappointing me. I knew someone had to say it.

This Instagram Page Is Dedicated To Memes That Should Probably Be Discussed With A Therapist (50 Pics)

Because i can't sit on my chair, a shrimp took it and stole my computer.

With The Help Of AI, This Man Turned Characters Of Popular Series Into Kids (32 Pics)

it looks like a cross of yoda and dobby...? Lord Voldemort as a kid was a brown-haired human-looking kid.

40 Lesser-Known Facts About The World

So sorry for them. I can't imagine what it'd feel like, being born every second.

People In This Facebook Group Are Sharing Hilariously Unfortunate Names Parents Actually Give Their Children, Here Are 30 Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

One of my favorite YouTubers is Blixemi, and everyone calls her Blix. So it's a good name if you're a Warriors animator!

Someone Asks, "What Will Die With Millennials?" And 45 People Don't Hold Back Their Opinions

What is it

‘Weird History’ Is An Account That Shares Interesting, Odd, And Funny Things That Happened Throughout History (50 New Pics)

I’m amused 🙂

Cast Iron Pans Are So Fragile, You Need To Baby The Heck Out Of Them

britb5476 said: That a cast iron pan needs to be babied and treated like a mythical creature. JimHFD103 replied: No dishwasher here, but we use hot water and dawn on ours just like all our other dishes, and have like this metal chainmail thing for scrubbing off stuck on food. Afterwards, rinse clean, stick back on the stove, heat, wipe any excess water off, thin coat of oil (sometimes that's a good spray of Pam lol), heat off, wipe the oil with a paper towel so the whole inside is nice and shiny and that's what we do. Based on some descriptions I've seen I'm sure that'll give some people a heart attack, but we're a fire station with multiple crews using the cast iron daily and doing that exact same process and the cast iron pans have lasted us years.

Everything You See On The TV Is True

cleansleight said: Anything from 5-minute crafts, SoYummy, or any content farm in general. LeakyLycanthrope replied: To anyone wondering: I direct you to the YouTube channel How to Cook That to explain why. tl;dw Not a goddamn one of them works or even could work, and many are actually dangerous. Plus all kinds of shady practices to work The Algorithm in their favor.

The MSG/Chinese Food Headache

RocketPawnch said: The MSG/Chinese food headache. You eat Doritos just fine; I can see your orange fingers from here. RobotPolarbear replied: You're right, if you can eat Doritos just fine then MSG/Chinese food is fine for you too. However, some people with very severe migraines do seem to be impacted by high glutamate foods. I can only eat things like Doritos and Chinese food sparingly. But Glutamate occurs naturally in things like mushrooms and Parmesan cheese too. Those foods are just as likely to give me a migraine despite being "natural".