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Lisa Simpson
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Lisa Simpson • submitted a list addition 3 years ago
Lisa Simpson • upvoted an item 3 years ago
Hey Pandas With Horses, What Do You Do To Train Them?
You could always try bridleless with Katie? Maybe not the best idea if she’s super green but I guess it depends o both of your experience. Also, I’m sure you’ve already done this, but make sure the bridle fits properly and isn’t rubbing. Does Oreo bolt when you are riding him in the field? If not, shouldn’t be a big problem unless he’s running from you or at risk of injuring himself. Hope this helps 😁 Lisa Simpson • upvoted 34 items 4 years ago
Hey Pandas, Make A Two-Sentence Horror Story
I've been swimmimg in this spherical dome for what seems like years and years, only seeing one small rock that looks as lonely as me, I think this is my life now. Then I hear a voice, "Yeah. I won the stupid thing at the fair, it doesn't do much."
Hey Pandas, Make A Two-Sentence Horror Story
I woke up in a deep, dark, small wooden space. I scream that I'm not dead so many times, but nobody was there.Hey Pandas, Make A Two-Sentence Horror Story
I took my phone off of charge and looked at it with horror. It was 0%!!!!!!!!Hey Pandas, Make A Two-Sentence Horror Story
Fell the knife drive in, and know I'm in surgery, I signal with my eyes to a nurse. She leans over, and whispers in a voice that makes my blood run cold, " You think we don't know you're awake?"
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Lisa Simpson • upvoted an item 3 years ago
Hey Pandas With Horses, What Do You Do To Train Them?
You could always try bridleless with Katie? Maybe not the best idea if she’s super green but I guess it depends o both of your experience. Also, I’m sure you’ve already done this, but make sure the bridle fits properly and isn’t rubbing. Does Oreo bolt when you are riding him in the field? If not, shouldn’t be a big problem unless he’s running from you or at risk of injuring himself. Hope this helps 😁 Lisa Simpson • upvoted 19 items 4 years ago
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