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Beach Bum

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Beach Bum • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

Scots Have The Best Sense Of Humor And These 50 Memes Prove It

shahs

50 People Shared What Puts Them In The Top 1% Of The Population

in the cambridge face recognition test i got 69/72

Beach Bum • upvoted an item 4 months ago

Professional-Box4153 reply

Was run over by a van as a child. Dragged for 3 blocks before the van stalled when my leg covered the exhaust pipe (burning a hole in my knee). I survived with mostly burns (road rash on my face and arms), a hairline fracture in my ankle, and the hole in my knee. The bicycle I was riding somehow bent around my head and kept it from hitting the ground so I never sustained any head trauma. The chances of all of that happening are astronomically low.

Beach Bum • upvoted 2 items 5 months ago

“The Toilet Paper Rush”: 50 Stories Parents Just Can’t Wait To Tell Their Kids When They Grow Up

A cautionary tale.

30 People Share What Really Happened To People Who Just Disappeared

A tree well, also known as a spruce trap, is the space around a tree under its branches that does not get the same amount of snow as the surrounding open space.

Beach Bum • submitted a list addition 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, Add A Picture You’ve Taken That Looks Professionally Done!

Beach Bum • submitted a new post 5 months ago

Challenges, Community

Hey Pandas, Add A Picture You’ve Taken That Looks Professionally Done!

Beach Bum • commented on a post 5 months ago

45 Funny Things They Never Tell You In High School But That You Learn Instantly In College

Ha!

Beach Bum • upvoted an item 6 months ago

How Are We Meant To Know?

Beach Bum • upvoted 3 items 7 months ago

Rh1nestone_Eyes reply

Not that iconic but that girl who played Ginny Weasley in the Harry Potter movies. One of my fave female characters diminished to a dumbed down wallflower. Zero chemistry with Radcliffe.

50 Hilarious Teachers Who Absolutely Made Their Students’ Day (New Pics)

jeebus

Rh1nestone_Eyes reply

Not that iconic but that girl who played Ginny Weasley in the Harry Potter movies. One of my fave female characters diminished to a dumbed down wallflower. Zero chemistry with Radcliffe.

50 Hilarious Teachers Who Absolutely Made Their Students’ Day (New Pics)

jeebus

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Beach Bum • upvoted an item 9 months ago

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Beach Bum • upvoted 4 items 10 months ago

“We Can Use Fewer Idiots In The World”: 40 Cases Of Mass Stupidity That Prove People Are Dumb

Htf does this affect you or anyone else? Im not a fan but, swift helped boost the local economy in every venue she performed.

“We Can Use Fewer Idiots In The World”: 40 Cases Of Mass Stupidity That Prove People Are Dumb

Paying for something you enjoy is not idiotic. It's called self care. Are you aware what people spend on super bowl tickets? and they've been doing that for decades now. Those are the stupid people watching grown men try to move a ball a few feet at a time for hours on end. at least taylor can sing and she's easy on the eyes.

“We Can Use Fewer Idiots In The World”: 40 Cases Of Mass Stupidity That Prove People Are Dumb

Htf does this affect you or anyone else? Im not a fan but, swift helped boost the local economy in every venue she performed.

“We Can Use Fewer Idiots In The World”: 40 Cases Of Mass Stupidity That Prove People Are Dumb

35 Times People Spotted Hilariously Questionable T-Shirt Designs And Had To Share Them

Cocker spaniel. Again.

This Shirt

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Beach Bum • upvoted 6 items 11 months ago

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33 Images Of Most Creepy Things People Have Came In Contact In Their Daily Lives

Millard?

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33 Images Of Most Creepy Things People Have Came In Contact In Their Daily Lives

Millard?

40 Bizarre And Out Of Touch Things People Have Casually Said As If They’re Normal

Appearances are always deceptive. Welcome to "interacting with the world".

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Beach Bum • commented on a post 11 months ago

30 Spine-Chilling Stories Of The Most Unexplainable Things People Have Experienced

you can’t move during sleep paralysis. nor scream.

Beach Bum • upvoted an item 12 months ago

ILMLTB reply

I was at a fancy dinner in a country where meat is a central part of the diet. One man, however, was a vegetarian. As this was uncommon in the area, I asked what got him interested in vegetarianism. He explained that he was once forced to eat other human beings, and has not been able to eat meat since. It was an unfortunately true story of how he’d been stopped by terrorists in some African country when he was chaperoning a bus full of children on some trip. Granted, he knew it wasn’t “normal”, but he dropped it so casually as if it were as banal as any other reason to become vegetarian.

Beach Bum • commented on 2 posts 12 months ago

50 Hilarious, Confusing And Unsettling Pics From “I Would Prefer Not To” (New Pics)

It’s Lana Del Day, an american singer, who is very famous, for some reason working at a waffle house lol.

People Online Are Sharing 38 Hard-To-Believe Real-Life Facts

I HAVE THIS TOO!!

Beach Bum • commented on 3 posts 1 year ago

35 Times People Had Unexpectedly Wholesome Encounters With Strangers

haha, pretty sure all the money they spent on those things payed for the harmless stuffed animals

35 Pics That Might Make You Say “Awww” Before You Realize How Disturbing They Are

I have a dobie

35 Times People Had Unexpectedly Wholesome Encounters With Strangers

haha, pretty sure all the money they spent on those things payed for the harmless stuffed animals

35 Pics That Might Make You Say “Awww” Before You Realize How Disturbing They Are

I have a dobie

35 People Share The Most Bizarre Situations They've Witnessed That Felt Like They Were Scripted

HELP LMFAO

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Beach Bum • upvoted 10 items 1 year ago

‘Awful Everything’ Shames The World’s Worst People, And Here’s 50 Of Their Most Hated Ones (New Pics)

Tell me you are a cult without telling me you are a cult.

‘Awful Everything’ Shames The World’s Worst People, And Here’s 50 Of Their Most Hated Ones (New Pics)

What the f#ck?? As a girl, I apologise on the behalf of all women with this mentality-

‘Awful Everything’ Shames The World’s Worst People, And Here’s 50 Of Their Most Hated Ones (New Pics)

Tell me you are a cult without telling me you are a cult.

‘Awful Everything’ Shames The World’s Worst People, And Here’s 50 Of Their Most Hated Ones (New Pics)

What the f#ck?? As a girl, I apologise on the behalf of all women with this mentality-

Kitty vs. Bee

NeverMeantDuckin reply

I was the matron of honor at my BFFs wedding. Her dad was semi recently married to his 4th? Wife. So, brides “step mom” but only in name. She and the bride didn’t get along, but were surface level cordial to each other. Step mom is super weird about $. Because she had none, and married the dad for his. She was very upset about how much he spent on this wedding for his only daughter. So upset apparently, she showed up in a floor length, full on white wedding gown of her own. The wedding coordinator sees them walk in, pulls me aside and let’s me know this b***h just walked in to the cocktail hour before the ceremony in a god damn wedding dress and asks if I think the bride should be made aware or if we should just hope she doesn’t notice until after the vows etc. I told her I would take care of it, and did. We did the “getting ready pics” in the bridal suite, and after she was all ready to go and it was 15 mins till showtime… I took the bride out to the patio overlooking her gorgeous venue, and watched her guests scurrying to find their seats and we shared a secret cigarette like we were teenagers again… and I told her that I saw her step mother in the lobby. And that i unceremoniously poured an entire glass of red wine down the front of her dress.

When You Violate A “Don’t”, You Will Be Told “We Don’t Do That”

This IG Page Hosts The Most ‘Sarcastic’ Memes, And Here Are 50 Of The Most Relatable

Therapist: you relaxed too hard

Funny-Sarcastic-Memes-Pics

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Beach Bum • submitted a new post 5 months ago

Challenges, Community

Hey Pandas, Add A Picture You’ve Taken That Looks Professionally Done!

Beach Bum • submitted a list addition 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, Add A Picture You’ve Taken That Looks Professionally Done!

Beach Bum • submitted 2 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What’s The Weirdest Text Message You’ve Ever Received?

Hey Pandas, What's The First Sign A Relationship Is Going To End?

Beach Bum • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

Scots Have The Best Sense Of Humor And These 50 Memes Prove It

shahs

50 People Shared What Puts Them In The Top 1% Of The Population

in the cambridge face recognition test i got 69/72

Beach Bum • commented on a post 5 months ago

45 Funny Things They Never Tell You In High School But That You Learn Instantly In College

Ha!

Beach Bum • commented on a post 11 months ago

30 Spine-Chilling Stories Of The Most Unexplainable Things People Have Experienced

you can’t move during sleep paralysis. nor scream.

Beach Bum • commented on 2 posts 12 months ago

50 Hilarious, Confusing And Unsettling Pics From “I Would Prefer Not To” (New Pics)

It’s Lana Del Day, an american singer, who is very famous, for some reason working at a waffle house lol.

People Online Are Sharing 38 Hard-To-Believe Real-Life Facts

I HAVE THIS TOO!!

Beach Bum • commented on 14 posts 1 year ago

35 Times People Had Unexpectedly Wholesome Encounters With Strangers

haha, pretty sure all the money they spent on those things payed for the harmless stuffed animals

35 Pics That Might Make You Say “Awww” Before You Realize How Disturbing They Are

I have a dobie

35 People Share The Most Bizarre Situations They've Witnessed That Felt Like They Were Scripted

HELP LMFAO

50 Of The Worst Vacation Fails (New Pics)

LMFAO I JS SPIT MY WATER EVERYWHERE

"Oddly Satisfying": 40 Times People Were Unexpectedly Pleasantly Surprised By What They Saw

i thought it was a broken computer screen 😭

50 Funny Memes Calling Out Women In The Best Way

because you’re not a woman 😭😂

50 Images For Those Venturing Beyond The Blessings Of The Internet (New Pics)

i was just about to say that bc it was bothering me 😭😭

“Only In Canada”: 30 Memes And Posts That Perfectly Describe The Country

geese.

30 Examples Of People So Consumed By Hustle Culture They Lose Touch With Reality

haha!

30 "Cursed Images" That Give Off An Uneasy Vibe, As Shared By This Instagram Page

poor bird 😭

30 "Cursed Images" That Give Off An Uneasy Vibe, As Shared By This Instagram Page

colorado ☠️

When AI Goes Wrong In The Best Way: 50 Cursed and Hilarious Pictures

PFTT NOT EVB DEAD ☠️☠️

When AI Goes Wrong In The Best Way: 50 Cursed and Hilarious Pictures

all of these are so funny 😭