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asie oop • upvoted 34 items 2 years ago

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35 Pictures Of My Paper Quilling Art

40 Times People Stumbled Upon Something Hilarious On Wikipedia And It Ended Up Being Shared In This Online Group

I save d*** by giving it cpr…WAIT WRONG PLACE-

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35 Pictures Of My Paper Quilling Art

40 Times People Stumbled Upon Something Hilarious On Wikipedia And It Ended Up Being Shared In This Online Group

I save d*** by giving it cpr…WAIT WRONG PLACE-

40 Times People Stumbled Upon Something Hilarious On Wikipedia And It Ended Up Being Shared In This Online Group

Ah, Grape-kun no doubt. You be missed dear penguin. He has a shrine and his old enclosure now features a cardboard cutout of him and Hululu side by side.

40 Times People Stumbled Upon Something Hilarious On Wikipedia And It Ended Up Being Shared In This Online Group

Ye goode ole "persuasion stick".

40 Times People Stumbled Upon Something Hilarious On Wikipedia And It Ended Up Being Shared In This Online Group

The Earl couldn't raise his flag

40 Times People Stumbled Upon Something Hilarious On Wikipedia And It Ended Up Being Shared In This Online Group

Appropriate sign on right

This Online Community Is Dedicated To Posting The Absolute Worst Hairstyles (50 Pics)

Oh wow. I knew I had seen that somewhere

This Online Community Is Dedicated To Posting The Absolute Worst Hairstyles (50 Pics)

Kpop works in strange ways

This Online Community Is Dedicated To Posting The Absolute Worst Hairstyles (50 Pics)

yes actually it is

30 Science Memes That Have Been Scientifically Proven To Cause Laughter (New Pics)

That answer manages to be so wrong it's utterly astounding. Since we're talking the Blue Origin "penis rocket", the "New Shepard", that one has a fuel capacity of 5,897 kg of RP-1 kerosene fuel. The average car has a fuel capacity of 12 gallons or 45 liters and since petrol is less dense than water that equals 33.3 kg. We'll gloss over between the differences between regular petrol and the much more refined and less polluting RP-1, but that means that one flight of the New Shepard equals 177 full tanks of gas. Assuming an average MPG of 25, that means that one tank of gas will get us 300 miles / 482km, so it's either 177 cars being driven 300 miles or a single car being driven 53,100 miles, nowhere near your ridiculous assertion. Rockets aren't the problem when it comes to the environment, cars, ships, trains, industry, all pollute so much more and there's so much more of them, so how about we fix those first?

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I was thinking more like knuckles

30 Science Memes That Have Been Scientifically Proven To Cause Laughter (New Pics)

Spacesex

“Childfree Humor”: 35 Jokes And Memes By People Who Don’t Regret Their Childfree Lifestyle

Don't forget the old "But what about your future husband?? Don't you dare about what HE will want??"

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I vote lips

This Online Community Is Dedicated To Posting The Absolute Worst Hairstyles (50 Pics)

I see 3 possibilities here. One, she hallucinated the doctors. Two, they were there but not laughing at her. Three, they were there, they were laughing, but they were laughing at the third doctor who has her on their schedule.

This Online Community Is Dedicated To Posting The Absolute Worst Hairstyles (50 Pics)

Ever been so surprised your hairline took a step back too?

Johnny Depp’s Lawyer Camille Vasquez Has Been Grilling Amber Heard In Court, And Here Are 30 Of The Best Reactions About Her

She had so many good comebacks.

30 Science Memes That Have Been Scientifically Proven To Cause Laughter (New Pics)

You would want to come meet me, because I'm an engineer, and you should trust me.

Johnny Depp’s Lawyer Camille Vasquez Has Been Grilling Amber Heard In Court, And Here Are 30 Of The Best Reactions About Her

Can you imagine how much Heard is seething over this woman calling her out on her bullshitt?

30 Science Memes That Have Been Scientifically Proven To Cause Laughter (New Pics)

NaBrO it's fine

Johnny Depp’s Lawyer Camille Vasquez Has Been Grilling Amber Heard In Court, And Here Are 30 Of The Best Reactions About Her

You can tell his team believes him 100% and are not there just to collect a most likely substantial fee. And Depp looks genuinely grateful for them.

30 Science Memes That Have Been Scientifically Proven To Cause Laughter (New Pics)

I think that's what Freddie Mercury was getting at.

“Childfree Humor”: 35 Jokes And Memes By People Who Don’t Regret Their Childfree Lifestyle

I would vote for that!

30 Science Memes That Have Been Scientifically Proven To Cause Laughter (New Pics)

Microbiology ;-)

Johnny Depp’s Lawyer Camille Vasquez Has Been Grilling Amber Heard In Court, And Here Are 30 Of The Best Reactions About Her

They are both smart, persistent, classy and good looking

30 Science Memes That Have Been Scientifically Proven To Cause Laughter (New Pics)

Hehe

30 Science Memes That Have Been Scientifically Proven To Cause Laughter (New Pics)

What does penis rocket equal?

30 Science Memes That Have Been Scientifically Proven To Cause Laughter (New Pics)

Unfortunately he is copying a love letter to the pigeon. "Dear Coo coo coo! Coo. Coo coo coo coo."

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Ugh America's NEXT authoritarian attempt

30 Science Memes That Have Been Scientifically Proven To Cause Laughter (New Pics)

Woof?

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Upvote for title.

“Childfree Humor”: 35 Jokes And Memes By People Who Don’t Regret Their Childfree Lifestyle

And doggo looks adorable ☺️

“Childfree Humor”: 35 Jokes And Memes By People Who Don’t Regret Their Childfree Lifestyle

Exactly

“Childfree Humor”: 35 Jokes And Memes By People Who Don’t Regret Their Childfree Lifestyle

I love this so much - read it in several places now - never gets old.

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asie oop • commented on 6 posts 2 years ago

40 Times People Stumbled Upon Something Hilarious On Wikipedia And It Ended Up Being Shared In This Online Group

thats what i thought too lol

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this is on another level.

40 Times People Stumbled Upon Something Hilarious On Wikipedia And It Ended Up Being Shared In This Online Group

thats what i thought too lol

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this is on another level.

This Online Community Is Dedicated To Posting The Absolute Worst Hairstyles (50 Pics)

makes sense

This Online Community Is Dedicated To Posting The Absolute Worst Hairstyles (50 Pics)

the girl sorta looks like zendaya

This Online Community Is Dedicated To Posting The Absolute Worst Hairstyles (50 Pics)

saving the oceans

This Online Community Is Dedicated To Posting The Absolute Worst Hairstyles (50 Pics)

its giving pocupine

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Hey Pandas With A Disability Or Disorder, What’s The Worst Thing Someone Has Said To You About It? (Closed)

asie oop • commented on 20 posts 2 years ago

40 Times People Stumbled Upon Something Hilarious On Wikipedia And It Ended Up Being Shared In This Online Group

thats what i thought too lol

This Online Community Is Dedicated To Posting The Absolute Worst Hairstyles (50 Pics)

this is on another level.

This Online Community Is Dedicated To Posting The Absolute Worst Hairstyles (50 Pics)

makes sense

This Online Community Is Dedicated To Posting The Absolute Worst Hairstyles (50 Pics)

the girl sorta looks like zendaya

This Online Community Is Dedicated To Posting The Absolute Worst Hairstyles (50 Pics)

saving the oceans

This Online Community Is Dedicated To Posting The Absolute Worst Hairstyles (50 Pics)

its giving pocupine

50 Important Historical Photos That Might Change Your Perspective On Things, As Shared By This Facebook Page

oh. how joyful!

50 Times Mother Nature Proved To Be Scary As Hell (WARNING: This List Might Be Too Scary For You)

whelp. good luck.

50 Times Mother Nature Proved To Be Scary As Hell (WARNING: This List Might Be Too Scary For You)

NOPE NOPE NOPE

50 Times Mother Nature Proved To Be Scary As Hell (WARNING: This List Might Be Too Scary For You)

HELL NAH.

50 Times Mother Nature Proved To Be Scary As Hell (WARNING: This List Might Be Too Scary For You)

its kinda cute...

50 Times Mother Nature Proved To Be Scary As Hell (WARNING: This List Might Be Too Scary For You)

I hope this post was made from another continent

50 Times Mother Nature Proved To Be Scary As Hell (WARNING: This List Might Be Too Scary For You)

OH F**K NO

50 Times Mother Nature Proved To Be Scary As Hell (WARNING: This List Might Be Too Scary For You)

I would like to reach you about your cars extended warrantee...

50 Times Mother Nature Proved To Be Scary As Hell (WARNING: This List Might Be Too Scary For You)

thats adorable.

50 Times Mother Nature Proved To Be Scary As Hell (WARNING: This List Might Be Too Scary For You)

i would never step outside...

50 Of The Best Johnny Depp Vs. Amber Heard Trial Memes That Give An Alternate Perspective On What's Going On

i think they work per hour, because the places their taking this trial...

50 Of The Best Johnny Depp Vs. Amber Heard Trial Memes That Give An Alternate Perspective On What's Going On

this is the best one-

50 Of The Best Johnny Depp Vs. Amber Heard Trial Memes That Give An Alternate Perspective On What's Going On

the fact they dated-

50 Times A Comment Was So Good, It Made Its Way Onto This Facebook Group

OUR??? SWEET HOME ALABAMA-

asie oop • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

40 Times People Stumbled Upon Something Hilarious On Wikipedia And It Ended Up Being Shared In This Online Group

I save d*** by giving it cpr…WAIT WRONG PLACE-

40 Times People Stumbled Upon Something Hilarious On Wikipedia And It Ended Up Being Shared In This Online Group

The Earl couldn't raise his flag

40 Times People Stumbled Upon Something Hilarious On Wikipedia And It Ended Up Being Shared In This Online Group

Ah, Grape-kun no doubt. You be missed dear penguin. He has a shrine and his old enclosure now features a cardboard cutout of him and Hululu side by side.

40 Times People Stumbled Upon Something Hilarious On Wikipedia And It Ended Up Being Shared In This Online Group

Appropriate sign on right

40 Times People Stumbled Upon Something Hilarious On Wikipedia And It Ended Up Being Shared In This Online Group

Ye goode ole "persuasion stick".

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Johnny Depp’s Lawyer Camille Vasquez Has Been Grilling Amber Heard In Court, And Here Are 30 Of The Best Reactions About Her

She had so many good comebacks.

Johnny Depp’s Lawyer Camille Vasquez Has Been Grilling Amber Heard In Court, And Here Are 30 Of The Best Reactions About Her

You can tell his team believes him 100% and are not there just to collect a most likely substantial fee. And Depp looks genuinely grateful for them.

Camille-Vasquez-Appreciation-Tweets

Johnny Depp’s Lawyer Camille Vasquez Has Been Grilling Amber Heard In Court, And Here Are 30 Of The Best Reactions About Her

They are both smart, persistent, classy and good looking

Johnny Depp’s Lawyer Camille Vasquez Has Been Grilling Amber Heard In Court, And Here Are 30 Of The Best Reactions About Her

Can you imagine how much Heard is seething over this woman calling her out on her bullshitt?

I Mean Trees Are Important And All But Give Some Credit To The Literal Little Guys

30 Science Memes That Have Been Scientifically Proven To Cause Laughter (New Pics)

Hehe

Doesn't Look Too Formal, Though...

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Spacesex

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Microbiology ;-)

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