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TheDuck

TheDuck

Community Member

TheDuck

TheDuck

Community Member

2 posts
1K comments
1.1K upvotes
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i’m a bit of an asshole, and i’m not apologizing for it. i like seein all the drama on here, but i’ll stay out of it. anyhow, my spotify is ‘a professional asshole’. i’m at a point in life where i don’t give a damn about anything, so if you wanna criticize me, just know that nobody’s listening (and if you do harass me in the future, go step on a lego). Anyway I like beans. It’s just funny. Some of my interests/things that bring me joy are history, geography, planes (a-10 thunderbolt go brrr), religions, philosophy shit, law, astrophysics, thermite, books, legend of Zelda games, meemez, your mom, explosions, fire, knives, HEMA, my dog, music (my tastes are fuckt up) space, animals, poetry (Edgar Allen Poe and Zhang Zhongchang, Edgar cause it’s good and zhang cause it’s bad) Shrek, TF2, and other shit that I can’t remember. Anyway, how much water have u had today? Three liters per day. Hydrate or die, motherfucker. Anyway, if you wanna buy some drugs, hmu. hug sherb for good luck: 🧌