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Coolwhip

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Coolwhip

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I'm just a soul whose intentions are good, Oh Lord please don't let me be...misunderstood.

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Coolwhip • upvoted 4 items 2 months ago

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Coolwhip • upvoted 10 items 3 months ago

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Good point. What is a black job? I would think it's the same as white job or any other ethnicity.

50 Examples Of People Posting Something So Awful It Made Others ‘Facepalm’ (New Pics)

He meant to say "slave" instead of "black"

50 Examples Of People Posting Something So Awful It Made Others ‘Facepalm’ (New Pics)

Good point. What is a black job? I would think it's the same as white job or any other ethnicity.

50 Examples Of People Posting Something So Awful It Made Others ‘Facepalm’ (New Pics)

He meant to say "slave" instead of "black"

50 Examples Of People Posting Something So Awful It Made Others ‘Facepalm’ (New Pics)

Manual labour, poorly paid, because he and his followers think the only jobs black people should have are the ones slaves used to do.

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No, they call it a killer because it kills things. Stop with the manufactured outage.

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Oh dear lord, save us from the leaf nibblers

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They don't eat cabbage. They are killers.

50 Truly Terrifying Photos Taken By People At Work

That’s A LOT of calamari! Gonna need an awful lot of lemon and garlic!

50 Truly Terrifying Photos Taken By People At Work

Calamari!

50 Truly Terrifying Photos Taken By People At Work

It’s not like they’re fishing for fun, they’re getting food

50 Truly Terrifying Photos Taken By People At Work

Reminds me of the film fall on netflix

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Coolwhip • commented on a post 3 months ago

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I never think of a messy girl as the first part of her sentence but always as the second part of her sentence.

Coolwhip • commented on 4 posts 4 months ago

50 Times People Got Into The DIY Spirit But Failed At The Execution Miserably (Best Of All Time)

I am trying to figure out what they were even trying to make.

50 Times People Got Into The DIY Spirit But Failed At The Execution Miserably (Best Of All Time)

I would stop at the counter and use it as a runway every time.

50 Times People Got Into The DIY Spirit But Failed At The Execution Miserably (Best Of All Time)

I am trying to figure out what they were even trying to make.

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I would stop at the counter and use it as a runway every time.

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Gumball "first chop the onions but be careful. Onions can make you cry. UNLESS YOU MAKE THEM CRY FIRST!" (hits onion)---this is my favorite cartoon as a fully adult woman.

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Since I wear contacts I don't cry anymore when cutting onions, I only noticed this one morning when I decided not to put my contacts in and was cutting an onion up for my omelet.

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Coolwhip • upvoted 2 items 4 months ago

50 Times People Got Into The DIY Spirit But Failed At The Execution Miserably (Best Of All Time)

Of all the colours they could've chosen, it HAD to be brown.

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Coolwhip • upvoted an item 5 months ago

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Coolwhip • commented on 3 posts 6 months ago

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I have 2 of these...one for tbs and the other for tsp. Time to upgrade to this one unit measuring wonder.

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I have one that has all the USB ports. I love it.

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I have 2 of these...one for tbs and the other for tsp. Time to upgrade to this one unit measuring wonder.

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I have one that has all the USB ports. I love it.

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I use this stuff!! it's perfect for those stubborn stains

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Coolwhip • upvoted 12 items 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Creepiest Thing You Ever Experienced In Your Home? (Closed)

You are a brave one for even putting the statue back, I would've bolted up out there.

Hey Pandas, What Is The Creepiest Thing You Ever Experienced In Your Home? (Closed)

haha i didn't answer it, my parents did, but i was in the line of visibility to the person. shoulda clarified that

Hey Pandas, What Is The Creepiest Thing You Ever Experienced In Your Home? (Closed)

You are a brave one for even putting the statue back, I would've bolted up out there.

Hey Pandas, What Is The Creepiest Thing You Ever Experienced In Your Home? (Closed)

haha i didn't answer it, my parents did, but i was in the line of visibility to the person. shoulda clarified that

Hey Pandas, What Is The Creepiest Thing You Ever Experienced In Your Home? (Closed)

I might bring along some sort of self defense, either a firearms or a baseball bat

Hey Pandas, What Is The Creepiest Thing You Ever Experienced In Your Home?

It was maybe 1987, my mom and I were in the living room reading, my dad and grandfather were looking at the water heater in the utility room, and my grandmother was napping in my room. We had a fireplace that had the glass and screen open. I was laying facing the fireplace. I saw a bolo tie fly out of the fireplace and hit the coffee table. My mom swore she did not see it happen. My grandfather wore bolo ties a lot. I showed it to him and asked if it was his. He said no. No clue where it came from. I still have it somewhere.

Hey Pandas, What Is The Creepiest Thing You Ever Experienced In Your Home?

I woke up one night, and saw a weird shadow sitting on the edge of my bed. I got up to try to inspect it, but it ran away into the radiator. 3 years later, it happened again. Then, a few days after that, I saw a few rows of rings in the bathtub, but ten seconds later, they were just... gone.

Hey Pandas, What Is The Creepiest Thing You Ever Experienced In Your Home?

Hope this applies. When i was 8 i had a pretty good friend, Tom. Tom and I were the same age. He had a brother 2 years younger. I knew his brother was sick all the time and only saw him a few times. But then all of sudden all the pictures and evidence of the younger brother was just gone. No toys, clothes, books. I remember being at their house after and just being scared. My kid brain couldnt understand. I asked Tom and all he would say he didnt have a brother. Never had one. If the words werent scary enough, the way he said it made me get the get out of there. He smiled and giggled. Told my dad that night. Tom and his family were gone by morning. A week later the police found a half eaten corpse of an 6 year old boy

Hey Pandas, What Is The Creepiest Thing You Ever Experienced In Your Home? (Closed)

I had a wonderful, refreshing sleep that night /s

Hey Pandas, What Is The Creepiest Thing You Ever Experienced In Your Home?

Second part, because my old house was crazy- So, in that same room, I realized a lot more things happened. For one, I've heard small voices, and had a sort of sleep paralysis, which is something that's never happened to me - except for that one time. Story one: Me, my dad, and my sister had gone to the grocery store to go get some stuff, and my mom was the ONLY ONE alone in the household. She said while she was alone downstairs, on my sister and me's room's level, she heard children running around and playing, much younger than the two of us. First and last time that happened, but it still freaks me out. Story two: In my room, in the old house, I was just chilling, listening to music with some headphones on. Suddenly, out of nowhere, I heard small tapping/knocking on my window. I didn't freak out at first, and ran my music back to see if it was part of the music. The tapping didn't happen again. I kept those blinds closed after that. Story three: After a while of being in that house, we got a dog. She's a Chihuahua, pretty little. I was taking care of her while everyone else was out doing something, so I was alone in the house. I started to hear singing, like a young woman singing, upstairs, in my dad's office. Usually, he plays music, and often keeps it on most of the time, but I went upstairs to hear what he was playing. When I went up, the singing became quieter, and sounded way more realistic. I immediately ran downstairs, and grabbed my dog, not daring to go up and see. I knew there was no way I could hear the music two flights of stairs down, and then only hear it silently when I was closer to it, and have it only be playing on something. Once, the music made a bit more noise while I was sitting with my dog, and she looked over to it, before looking back at me. Haunts me, since it wasn't that long ago that it happened. Story four: I have a loft bed, and keep a plush next to the edge of the ladder, because of being paranoid from the old house. Once, I was going to sleep late at night, with myself curled up into more of a ball position, half covering the view of the plush with my blanket, trying to daydream myself to sleep. Suddenly, I saw a few black fingers with long nails pull my plush down, and in the morning, it was still on the floor. The worst part is that this story happened in my new house, not my old one. I may have been super tired and seeing things, but it still doesn't explain how it fell without my legs being near it...

Coolwhip • commented on 3 posts 7 months ago

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Coolwhip • submitted 5 new posts 1 year ago

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Coolwhip • submitted 2 new posts 2 years ago

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Coolwhip • submitted 4 list additions 1 year ago

Yes, my dad had a whistle for us when he couldn't find us while we were outside playing. He would whistle, we would hear it and come running. It was a specific whistle too that we knew was only for us. I didn't think it was weird at all until some mean girl asked if I was a dog. That hurt my feelings.

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Of all the colours they could've chosen, it HAD to be brown.

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Coolwhip • upvoted 3 items 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Creepiest Thing You Ever Experienced In Your Home? (Closed)

This was a bad idea to read at 11:33pm. I need to work in the morning, dammit. XD

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