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MicrowaveGoddess

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MicrowaveGoddess • commented on 2 posts 3 days ago

You Don’t Need To Like Science To Enjoy These 50 Memes (New Pics)

Engineers and gamers are often one and the same, no?

‘Dude Fridges’: 50 Hilariously Unhinged Fridges That Define ‘Chaotic’

When the chess game is so good you need to save it for later

MicrowaveGoddess • commented on a post 4 days ago

“I’m Guessing He Was Very Popular In Prison”: 50 Times Popular Kids Seriously Messed Up

HOLY S**T, WTF????

MicrowaveGoddess • commented on 5 posts 1 week ago

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MicrowaveGoddess • commented on a post 1 week ago

“What’s A Little Secret That You Know Only Because You Work In That Industry?” (50 Answers)

Chewy seems like an excellent brand (please don't jinx this)

MicrowaveGoddess • submitted a new post 2 weeks ago

Community, Community AITA

Hey Pandas, Should I Tell My Mom That I Know My Dad Is Cheating?

MicrowaveGoddess • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

“I Have No Hope For Humans Anymore”: 48 Of The Stupidest Things People Have Ever Asked Online

You could try to find a numbing cream, though I don’t know how much it would help.

MicrowaveGoddess • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

50 Random Memes That Have No Business Being This Funny

He could live to 28 + 1/365 and still have an age expressable as n^n. This dude has an integer fetish

50 Hilarious Random Memes That Grumpy Millennials Might Especially Enjoy

We called that kind of pajamas "paddie feet." 🤭

MicrowaveGoddess • submitted a list addition 3 weeks ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Dad Joke You've Ever Heard? (Closed)

MicrowaveGoddess • upvoted an item 3 weeks ago

Hey Pandas Whats The Worst Dad Joke You Ever Heard

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

MicrowaveGoddess • commented on 2 posts 3 weeks ago

50 Impressive Woodworking Projects That Deserve The Internet’s Attention (New Pics)

Perfection

50 Times People With Disabilities Stole The Show With Their Epic Halloween Costumes

Absolutely STUNNING

MicrowaveGoddess • commented on 3 posts 4 weeks ago

50 Hilarious Moments People Eavesdropped On From Someone’s Awkward Date (New Pics)

I also send emojis three in a row. I’m gen z 😭😭😭

50 Memes And Jokes That Combine Science And Humor Perfectly

....I mean, they're labeled?

50 Hilarious Moments People Eavesdropped On From Someone’s Awkward Date (New Pics)

I also send emojis three in a row. I’m gen z 😭😭😭

50 Memes And Jokes That Combine Science And Humor Perfectly

....I mean, they're labeled?

50 Memes And Jokes That Combine Science And Humor Perfectly

Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.

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MicrowaveGoddess • commented on a post 4 weeks ago

50 Hilarious Disney Memes That Non-Fans Can Relate To As Well

I think it is too

MicrowaveGoddess • commented on 14 posts 1 month ago

“A Dope Space For Crocheters”: 30 People Share Their Best Crochet Art

WANT! It's so pretty!

“A Dope Space For Crocheters”: 30 People Share Their Best Crochet Art

The crochet wizard has a quest for you!

“A Dope Space For Crocheters”: 30 People Share Their Best Crochet Art

WANT! It's so pretty!

“A Dope Space For Crocheters”: 30 People Share Their Best Crochet Art

The crochet wizard has a quest for you!

30 Hilarious Memes All About “The Office” That True Fans Might Appreciate

I very firmly believe that The Office is a documentary. I will not be taking criticism.

1.9M People Are Enjoying Wholesome Content From This FB Group, So Here Are 50 Of Their Best Posts (New Pics)

You have a CROw askfocsuwbrocjsd

30 People Who Couldn’t Make It Any More Clear That They’re Single

Or same sex, it doesn't really matter.

“Classic HR Memes”: 30 Painfully Hilarious Posts

Me and the American school system

“Classic HR Memes”: 30 Painfully Hilarious Posts

I don't work in HR, but I am also looking for a break.

40 Horror Stories And Facts That Might Give You Goosebumps, As Shared On This IG Account

That’s simply awful

40 Horror Stories And Facts That Might Give You Goosebumps, As Shared On This IG Account

Is that a record for longest time to complete a marathon? It sounds like a record

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread

I firmly believe Googling is a skill

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread

I would imagine being a NICU nurse is very stressful. Like another panda said above, all medical professions have some degree of stress to them

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread

You are not selfish if you pick a job for the salary.

This Artist Upcycles Old Books Into Stunning Sculptures (45 Pics)

BANANA

People Couldn’t Resist Sharing These 50 Pics Proving How Wholesome Old People Can Be (New Pics)

You could try eBay, or Facebook Marketplace. And I believe Nintendo made something similar to the Wii balance.

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MicrowaveGoddess • upvoted 4 items 1 month ago

30 Times People Mended Their Ruined Things Very Visibly And Only Made Them Cooler (New Pics)

SO CUTE!!!

Scots Have The Best Sense Of Humor And These 50 Memes Prove It

Big one on the front left, and second place is medium back right.

30 Times People Mended Their Ruined Things Very Visibly And Only Made Them Cooler (New Pics)

SO CUTE!!!

Scots Have The Best Sense Of Humor And These 50 Memes Prove It

Big one on the front left, and second place is medium back right.

50 Times People Found The Funniest And Weirdest Things While Shopping Secondhand

**Eternal Nightfall** In shadows deep where moonlight weeps, A heart once warm now bitter keeps, A whispered sigh, a lover lost, In timeless love, I count the cost. His laughter echoed in the night, A flicker dimmed, a fading light, With every drop of crimson wine, I drink to memories, he was mine. Beneath the stars, I roam alone, An empty grave, a heart of stone, For love like ours, it could not be, A cursed fate, eternity. We danced through ages, hand in hand, Yet fate, so cruel, had other plans, His breath, a ghost upon my skin, In dreams he lingers, where hope begins. Yet dawn will never break my spell, In silence deep, I bid farewell, To love that burned like fire’s glow, Now just a phantom, lost below. So here I stand, where shadows play, A vampire's heart, forever gray, In midnight’s grasp, I seek his face, An endless ache, a lost embrace.

40 Seemingly Fabricated Facts That Have Been Proven To Be Accurate Information

Then, logically, the opposite must also be true.

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MicrowaveGoddess • commented on a post 2 months ago

Non-Americans Are Shocked At The Cultural Difference Of What Students Wear To School In The US

I'm a high school student in America. This isn't the overwhelming majority, about <30% show up in pajamas.

MicrowaveGoddess • submitted a new post 2 weeks ago

Community, Community AITA

Hey Pandas, Should I Tell My Mom That I Know My Dad Is Cheating?

MicrowaveGoddess • submitted 10 new posts 1 year ago

Challenges, Community

Hey Pandas, What Does Your Hair Look Like?

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What Are The Names Of Your Groupchats?

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Book You've Ever Read?

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, Share Your Best Foot In Mouth Stories

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, Summarize A Movie As Poorly As You Can (Closed)

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Snack?

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, In Your Opinion, What's The Most Messed Up Kids' Movie? (Closed)

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What Movies Never Fail To Make You Laugh?

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Google Easter Egg?

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What's One Of Your Fears? (Closed)

MicrowaveGoddess • submitted 4 new posts 2 years ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, Add A Word To A Movie Title To Ruin It (Closed)

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What's Your Odd Hobby? (Closed)

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Ridiculous Lie You've Ever Told?

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Was/Is Your Favorite Subject

MicrowaveGoddess • submitted a list addition 3 weeks ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Dad Joke You've Ever Heard? (Closed)

MicrowaveGoddess • submitted 19 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Does Your Hair Look Like?

Hey Pandas, What's A Time You've Been So Shocked At Someone's Ignorance? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Can You Explain A Film Badly? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are The Names Of Your Groupchats?

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Book You've Ever Read?

Hey Pandas, Share Your Best Foot In Mouth Stories

Hey Pandas, What's A Rare Insult You've Received From Someone? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Summarize A Movie As Poorly As You Can (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Snack?

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Do That You're Not Sure Anyone Else Does? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Movies Never Fail To Make You Laugh?

Hey Pandas, Whats The Scariest Fact You Know?

Hey Pandas, What’s A Fact About You That Seems Fake? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Give Reading Recommendations, What Should We Be Reading?

Hey Pandas, What's The Darkest Joke You've Ever Made?

Hey Pandas, AITA For Telling My Nieces About Our Family's Breast Cancer History?

Hey Pandas, What's A Saying In Your Language That You Think Others Should Have Too? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Google Easter Egg?

MicrowaveGoddess • commented on 2 posts 3 days ago

You Don’t Need To Like Science To Enjoy These 50 Memes (New Pics)

Engineers and gamers are often one and the same, no?

‘Dude Fridges’: 50 Hilariously Unhinged Fridges That Define ‘Chaotic’

When the chess game is so good you need to save it for later

MicrowaveGoddess • commented on a post 4 days ago

“I’m Guessing He Was Very Popular In Prison”: 50 Times Popular Kids Seriously Messed Up

HOLY S**T, WTF????

MicrowaveGoddess • commented on 5 posts 1 week ago

50 Times Birds Were Perfect Material For Memes

Again with the fruits...I thought these were bird memes

50 Times Birds Were Perfect Material For Memes

I thought these were meant to be bird memes. But I only see bananas. I feel scammed.

50 Times Birds Were Perfect Material For Memes

They're becoming smarter every day...soon we will have to bow to our bird overlords

50 Times Birds Were Perfect Material For Memes

This bird keeps itself in the air by sheer force of will alone.

50 Times Birds Were Perfect Material For Memes

Me on a daily basis (even though I live in texas)

MicrowaveGoddess • commented on a post 1 week ago

“What’s A Little Secret That You Know Only Because You Work In That Industry?” (50 Answers)

Chewy seems like an excellent brand (please don't jinx this)

MicrowaveGoddess • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

“I Have No Hope For Humans Anymore”: 48 Of The Stupidest Things People Have Ever Asked Online

You could try to find a numbing cream, though I don’t know how much it would help.

MicrowaveGoddess • commented on 2 posts 3 weeks ago

50 Impressive Woodworking Projects That Deserve The Internet’s Attention (New Pics)

Perfection

50 Times People With Disabilities Stole The Show With Their Epic Halloween Costumes

Absolutely STUNNING

MicrowaveGoddess • commented on 3 posts 4 weeks ago

50 Hilarious Moments People Eavesdropped On From Someone’s Awkward Date (New Pics)

I also send emojis three in a row. I’m gen z 😭😭😭

50 Memes And Jokes That Combine Science And Humor Perfectly

....I mean, they're labeled?

50 Memes And Jokes That Combine Science And Humor Perfectly

Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.

MicrowaveGoddess • commented on a post 4 weeks ago

50 Hilarious Disney Memes That Non-Fans Can Relate To As Well

I think it is too

MicrowaveGoddess • commented on 4 posts 1 month ago

“A Dope Space For Crocheters”: 30 People Share Their Best Crochet Art

WANT! It's so pretty!

“A Dope Space For Crocheters”: 30 People Share Their Best Crochet Art

The crochet wizard has a quest for you!

30 Hilarious Memes All About “The Office” That True Fans Might Appreciate

I very firmly believe that The Office is a documentary. I will not be taking criticism.

1.9M People Are Enjoying Wholesome Content From This FB Group, So Here Are 50 Of Their Best Posts (New Pics)

You have a CROw askfocsuwbrocjsd

MicrowaveGoddess • upvoted 3 items 2 weeks ago

50 Random Memes That Have No Business Being This Funny

He could live to 28 + 1/365 and still have an age expressable as n^n. This dude has an integer fetish

50 Hilarious Random Memes That Grumpy Millennials Might Especially Enjoy

We called that kind of pajamas "paddie feet." 🤭

30 Times People Mended Their Ruined Things Very Visibly And Only Made Them Cooler (New Pics)

SO CUTE!!!

MicrowaveGoddess • upvoted 2 items 3 weeks ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Book You've Ever Read?

Hey Pandas Whats The Worst Dad Joke You Ever Heard

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

MicrowaveGoddess • upvoted 4 items 1 month ago

Scots Have The Best Sense Of Humor And These 50 Memes Prove It

Big one on the front left, and second place is medium back right.

50 Times People Found The Funniest And Weirdest Things While Shopping Secondhand

40 Seemingly Fabricated Facts That Have Been Proven To Be Accurate Information

Then, logically, the opposite must also be true.

Hey Pandas, What Does Your Hair Look Like?

Amazing hair!

MicrowaveGoddess • upvoted 2 items 2 months ago

30 Of The Most Unhinged And Disturbing Voicemails People Have Ever Received

This is by no means a disturbing voicemail.

50 Posts From This FB Page Dedicated To “Amazing Facts And Unbelievable Things In The World” (New Pics)

GEEK! (joke)

MicrowaveGoddess • upvoted an item 3 months ago

50 Embarrassing Employee-Boss Moments That Were So Bad People Had To Share

What’s the name of the hotspot? Don’t be shy

MicrowaveGoddess • upvoted an item 4 months ago

“What Screams ‘I’m A Bad Parent’?”: 50 People Hold Nothing Back

My mum and dad fought over who got custody of me. My mum lost and she ended up with me.

MicrowaveGoddess • upvoted 2 items 5 months ago

50 Mother’s Day Gifts That Left Parents Crying Either From Joy Or Laughter (New Pics)

I don't know if that's very ergonomic, but it sure is pretty!

50 Funny And Wholesome Dads Who Nailed Fatherhood (New Pics)

Yasss!!

MicrowaveGoddess • upvoted an item 7 months ago

The ‘Sarcasm’ Facebook Page Shares Hilarious Memes, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

It's 2024 not 1954. I don't think I've seen a paperclip in years.

MicrowaveGoddess • upvoted 4 items 8 months ago

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Me: hi how are you Them: good how are you Me: good, how are you.

50 Hilarious Feline Memes From The Wholesome Cat Community “CatCon Worldwide” (New Pics)

No, we are always calm, loving animals. Always. I promise.

50 ‘Mildly Interesting’ Things That May Surprise You (Best Of All Time)

I was unaware that texting, email and phone calls were "Social Media"

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30 People Share The Most Obscene Displays Of Wealth They Have Ever Seen (30 Stories)

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