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MicrowaveGoddess

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MicrowaveGoddess

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MicrowaveGoddess • submitted a list addition 4 days ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Dad Joke You've Ever Heard?

MicrowaveGoddess • submitted a new post 4 days ago

Community

Hey Pandas, Should I Tell My Mom I Think My Dad Is Cheating On Her?

MicrowaveGoddess • upvoted an item 5 days ago

Hey Pandas Whats The Worst Dad Joke You Ever Heard

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

MicrowaveGoddess • commented on 2 posts 6 days ago

50 Impressive Woodworking Projects That Deserve The Internet’s Attention (New Pics)

Perfection

50 Times People With Disabilities Stole The Show With Their Epic Halloween Costumes

Absolutely STUNNING

MicrowaveGoddess • commented on a post 1 week ago

50 Hilarious Moments People Eavesdropped On From Someone’s Awkward Date (New Pics)

I also send emojis three in a row. I’m gen z 😭😭😭

MicrowaveGoddess • commented on 7 posts 1 week ago

1.9M People Are Enjoying Wholesome Content From This FB Group, So Here Are 50 Of Their Best Posts (New Pics)

You have a CROw askfocsuwbrocjsd

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MicrowaveGoddess • commented on 3 posts 2 weeks ago

30 People Who Couldn’t Make It Any More Clear That They’re Single

Or same sex, it doesn't really matter.

“Classic HR Memes”: 30 Painfully Hilarious Posts

Me and the American school system

30 People Who Couldn’t Make It Any More Clear That They’re Single

Or same sex, it doesn't really matter.

“Classic HR Memes”: 30 Painfully Hilarious Posts

Me and the American school system

“Classic HR Memes”: 30 Painfully Hilarious Posts

I don't work in HR, but I am also looking for a break.

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MicrowaveGoddess • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

Scots Have The Best Sense Of Humor And These 50 Memes Prove It

Big one on the front left, and second place is medium back right.

50 Times People Found The Funniest And Weirdest Things While Shopping Secondhand

**Eternal Nightfall** In shadows deep where moonlight weeps, A heart once warm now bitter keeps, A whispered sigh, a lover lost, In timeless love, I count the cost. His laughter echoed in the night, A flicker dimmed, a fading light, With every drop of crimson wine, I drink to memories, he was mine. Beneath the stars, I roam alone, An empty grave, a heart of stone, For love like ours, it could not be, A cursed fate, eternity. We danced through ages, hand in hand, Yet fate, so cruel, had other plans, His breath, a ghost upon my skin, In dreams he lingers, where hope begins. Yet dawn will never break my spell, In silence deep, I bid farewell, To love that burned like fire’s glow, Now just a phantom, lost below. So here I stand, where shadows play, A vampire's heart, forever gray, In midnight’s grasp, I seek his face, An endless ache, a lost embrace.

MicrowaveGoddess • commented on 7 posts 3 weeks ago

40 Horror Stories And Facts That Might Give You Goosebumps, As Shared On This IG Account

That’s simply awful

40 Horror Stories And Facts That Might Give You Goosebumps, As Shared On This IG Account

Is that a record for longest time to complete a marathon? It sounds like a record

40 Horror Stories And Facts That Might Give You Goosebumps, As Shared On This IG Account

That’s simply awful

40 Horror Stories And Facts That Might Give You Goosebumps, As Shared On This IG Account

Is that a record for longest time to complete a marathon? It sounds like a record

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread

I firmly believe Googling is a skill

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread

I would imagine being a NICU nurse is very stressful. Like another panda said above, all medical professions have some degree of stress to them

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread

You are not selfish if you pick a job for the salary.

This Artist Upcycles Old Books Into Stunning Sculptures (45 Pics)

BANANA

People Couldn’t Resist Sharing These 50 Pics Proving How Wholesome Old People Can Be (New Pics)

You could try eBay, or Facebook Marketplace. And I believe Nintendo made something similar to the Wii balance.

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MicrowaveGoddess • upvoted an item 3 weeks ago

40 Seemingly Fabricated Facts That Have Been Proven To Be Accurate Information

Then, logically, the opposite must also be true.

MicrowaveGoddess • commented on 6 posts 1 month ago

Non-Americans Are Shocked At The Cultural Difference Of What Students Wear To School In The US

I'm a high school student in America. This isn't the overwhelming majority, about <30% show up in pajamas.

50 Of The Best Conversations People Overheard In L.A. And Decided They Were Too Good Not To Share

Waddly cold bird! I love that

Non-Americans Are Shocked At The Cultural Difference Of What Students Wear To School In The US

I'm a high school student in America. This isn't the overwhelming majority, about <30% show up in pajamas.

50 Of The Best Conversations People Overheard In L.A. And Decided They Were Too Good Not To Share

Waddly cold bird! I love that

Ordinary Doodles: 30 Relatable, Frustrating Situations Turned Into Hilarious Comics By This Artist

I can hear the trio when I close my eyes...

Ordinary Doodles: 30 Relatable, Frustrating Situations Turned Into Hilarious Comics By This Artist

the lovely scent of the papercut detector

This Instagram Account Posts Hilariously Chaotic Pictures, And These 50 Are Just Too Much

Bro deadass folded in half 😭😭

50 Fun And Fascinating Facts For People Who Eat Knowledge For Breakfast

Al Capone’s also the one that campaigned for expiry dates to be put on milk

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MicrowaveGoddess • upvoted 2 items 1 month ago

30 Of The Most Unhinged And Disturbing Voicemails People Have Ever Received

This is by no means a disturbing voicemail.

50 Posts From This FB Page Dedicated To “Amazing Facts And Unbelievable Things In The World” (New Pics)

GEEK! (joke)

MicrowaveGoddess • upvoted an item 2 months ago

50 Embarrassing Employee-Boss Moments That Were So Bad People Had To Share

What’s the name of the hotspot? Don’t be shy

MicrowaveGoddess • commented on a post 2 months ago

50 Hilarious Out-Of-Context Captions For WikiHow Images (Best Of All Time)

No better way to start the day!

MicrowaveGoddess • commented on 4 posts 3 months ago

This Instagram Account Shares Memes That Are Just The Right Amount Of Funny (50 Pics)

I did this to my art teacher with a bunch of my friends…she laughed so hard and kept the babies to make earrings out of

This Artist Makes Random And Funny Comics (18 Pics)

Don’t be silly, it wouldn’t be in Spanish /hj

This Instagram Account Shares Memes That Are Just The Right Amount Of Funny (50 Pics)

I did this to my art teacher with a bunch of my friends…she laughed so hard and kept the babies to make earrings out of

This Artist Makes Random And Funny Comics (18 Pics)

Don’t be silly, it wouldn’t be in Spanish /hj

Artist Creates Relatable Comics That Might Brighten Your Day (34 New Pics)

I’ve got “get your ducks in a row”, but I can’t get the last word

Artist Creates Relatable Comics That Might Brighten Your Day (34 New Pics)

It was then that she felt true fear for the first time

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MicrowaveGoddess • submitted a new post 4 days ago

Community

Hey Pandas, Should I Tell My Mom I Think My Dad Is Cheating On Her?

MicrowaveGoddess • submitted 10 new posts 1 year ago

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Hey Pandas, What Does Your Hair Look Like?

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Hey Pandas, What Are The Names Of Your Groupchats?

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Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Book You've Ever Read?

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Hey Pandas, Share Your Best Foot In Mouth Stories

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Hey Pandas, Summarize A Movie As Poorly As You Can (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Snack?

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Hey Pandas, In Your Opinion, What's The Most Messed Up Kids' Movie? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What Movies Never Fail To Make You Laugh?

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Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Google Easter Egg?

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Hey Pandas, What's One Of Your Fears? (Closed)

MicrowaveGoddess • submitted 4 new posts 2 years ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, Add A Word To A Movie Title To Ruin It (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What's Your Odd Hobby? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What's The Most Ridiculous Lie You've Ever Told?

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Hey Pandas, What Was/Is Your Favorite Subject

MicrowaveGoddess • submitted a list addition 4 days ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Dad Joke You've Ever Heard?

MicrowaveGoddess • submitted 19 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Does Your Hair Look Like?

Hey Pandas, What's A Time You've Been So Shocked At Someone's Ignorance? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Can You Explain A Film Badly? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are The Names Of Your Groupchats?

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Book You've Ever Read?

Hey Pandas, Share Your Best Foot In Mouth Stories

Hey Pandas, What's A Rare Insult You've Received From Someone? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Summarize A Movie As Poorly As You Can (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Snack?

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Do That You're Not Sure Anyone Else Does? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Movies Never Fail To Make You Laugh?

Hey Pandas, Whats The Scariest Fact You Know?

Hey Pandas, What’s A Fact About You That Seems Fake? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Give Reading Recommendations, What Should We Be Reading?

Hey Pandas, What's The Darkest Joke You've Ever Made?

Hey Pandas, AITA For Telling My Nieces About Our Family's Breast Cancer History?

Hey Pandas, What's A Saying In Your Language That You Think Others Should Have Too? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Google Easter Egg?

MicrowaveGoddess • commented on 2 posts 6 days ago

50 Impressive Woodworking Projects That Deserve The Internet’s Attention (New Pics)

Perfection

50 Times People With Disabilities Stole The Show With Their Epic Halloween Costumes

Absolutely STUNNING

MicrowaveGoddess • commented on a post 1 week ago

50 Hilarious Moments People Eavesdropped On From Someone’s Awkward Date (New Pics)

I also send emojis three in a row. I’m gen z 😭😭😭

MicrowaveGoddess • commented on 7 posts 1 week ago

50 Memes And Jokes That Combine Science And Humor Perfectly

....I mean, they're labeled?

50 Memes And Jokes That Combine Science And Humor Perfectly

Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.

50 Hilarious Disney Memes That Non-Fans Can Relate To As Well

I think it is too

“A Dope Space For Crocheters”: 30 People Share Their Best Crochet Art

WANT! It's so pretty!

“A Dope Space For Crocheters”: 30 People Share Their Best Crochet Art

The crochet wizard has a quest for you!

30 Hilarious Memes All About “The Office” That True Fans Might Appreciate

I very firmly believe that The Office is a documentary. I will not be taking criticism.

1.9M People Are Enjoying Wholesome Content From This FB Group, So Here Are 50 Of Their Best Posts (New Pics)

You have a CROw askfocsuwbrocjsd

MicrowaveGoddess • commented on 3 posts 2 weeks ago

30 People Who Couldn’t Make It Any More Clear That They’re Single

Or same sex, it doesn't really matter.

“Classic HR Memes”: 30 Painfully Hilarious Posts

Me and the American school system

“Classic HR Memes”: 30 Painfully Hilarious Posts

I don't work in HR, but I am also looking for a break.

MicrowaveGoddess • commented on 7 posts 3 weeks ago

40 Horror Stories And Facts That Might Give You Goosebumps, As Shared On This IG Account

That’s simply awful

40 Horror Stories And Facts That Might Give You Goosebumps, As Shared On This IG Account

Is that a record for longest time to complete a marathon? It sounds like a record

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread

I firmly believe Googling is a skill

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread

I would imagine being a NICU nurse is very stressful. Like another panda said above, all medical professions have some degree of stress to them

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread

You are not selfish if you pick a job for the salary.

This Artist Upcycles Old Books Into Stunning Sculptures (45 Pics)

BANANA

People Couldn’t Resist Sharing These 50 Pics Proving How Wholesome Old People Can Be (New Pics)

You could try eBay, or Facebook Marketplace. And I believe Nintendo made something similar to the Wii balance.

MicrowaveGoddess • upvoted 2 items 4 days ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Book You've Ever Read?

Hey Pandas Whats The Worst Dad Joke You Ever Heard

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

MicrowaveGoddess • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

Scots Have The Best Sense Of Humor And These 50 Memes Prove It

Big one on the front left, and second place is medium back right.

50 Times People Found The Funniest And Weirdest Things While Shopping Secondhand

MicrowaveGoddess • upvoted an item 3 weeks ago

40 Seemingly Fabricated Facts That Have Been Proven To Be Accurate Information

Then, logically, the opposite must also be true.

MicrowaveGoddess • upvoted 3 items 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, What Does Your Hair Look Like?

Amazing hair!

30 Of The Most Unhinged And Disturbing Voicemails People Have Ever Received

This is by no means a disturbing voicemail.

50 Posts From This FB Page Dedicated To “Amazing Facts And Unbelievable Things In The World” (New Pics)

GEEK! (joke)

MicrowaveGoddess • upvoted an item 2 months ago

50 Embarrassing Employee-Boss Moments That Were So Bad People Had To Share

What’s the name of the hotspot? Don’t be shy

MicrowaveGoddess • upvoted 3 items 4 months ago

“What Screams ‘I’m A Bad Parent’?”: 50 People Hold Nothing Back

My mum and dad fought over who got custody of me. My mum lost and she ended up with me.

50 Mother’s Day Gifts That Left Parents Crying Either From Joy Or Laughter (New Pics)

I don't know if that's very ergonomic, but it sure is pretty!

50 Funny And Wholesome Dads Who Nailed Fatherhood (New Pics)

Yasss!!

MicrowaveGoddess • upvoted an item 6 months ago

The ‘Sarcasm’ Facebook Page Shares Hilarious Memes, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

It's 2024 not 1954. I don't think I've seen a paperclip in years.

MicrowaveGoddess • upvoted 5 items 7 months ago

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Me: hi how are you Them: good how are you Me: good, how are you.

50 Hilarious Feline Memes From The Wholesome Cat Community “CatCon Worldwide” (New Pics)

No, we are always calm, loving animals. Always. I promise.

50 ‘Mildly Interesting’ Things That May Surprise You (Best Of All Time)

I was unaware that texting, email and phone calls were "Social Media"

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30 People Share The Most Obscene Displays Of Wealth They Have Ever Seen (30 Stories)

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Murder at the hands of an intimate partner is the leading cause of death for women who are pregnant or in their first postpartum year. (This has been shown true by a number of studies in US states, but is likely also true elsewhere).

MicrowaveGoddess • upvoted 2 items 8 months ago

40 Times Men Were Completely Unaware Of The Female Experience

Meanwhile in the USA, if you go to an emergency room with anything female, you will have to wait hours for a specialist ( read someone who knows anything about female anatomy). Imagine having to wait hours if it was heart, or abdominal or anything other than lady parts. And this is hours after being admitted, not in the waiting room.

35 Of The Craziest Conspiracies Based On Everyday Things That Might Freak You Out

It is if you aren't a pussy (joking 😊)

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