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MicrowaveGoddess

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MicrowaveGoddess • commented on a post 2 hours ago

30 Beautiful Creations Inspired by Nature That People Were Excited to Share Online

OP probably dips them in slip (watery, liquid clay), and then attaches them to the bottle. The flowers on the inside will burn away in the kiln

MicrowaveGoddess • commented on a post 3 days ago

40 Memes That Capture Humor, Chaos, And Everything In Between

Thanatos explaining he's the god of death, not Hades

MicrowaveGoddess • commented on a post 6 days ago

This IG Page Is Dedicated To Sharing The Most Hilariously Random Memes, And Here Are 50 Of Them

me when I've been coughing for 2 hours straight due to allergies during my math midtem

MicrowaveGoddess • commented on 3 posts 1 week ago

“That Will Haunt Me Till The Day I Die”: 30 Embarrassing Life Moments These People Can’t Forget

teratoma (the tumor part, cause i wasn't sure what you were asking)

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MicrowaveGoddess • commented on 11 posts 2 weeks ago

50 Interesting Facts And Curiosities To Take Your Mind Off The Stress Of The Holiday Season

Not all heroes wear capes...some prevent the cost of hot dogs from rising

Someone Asked What Weird Habits Partners Hid Before Moving In And 35 Folks Had Some Dirty Secrets

That's kinda understandable though. I just tear the corner of the packet and pour them into my mouth though

50 Interesting Facts And Curiosities To Take Your Mind Off The Stress Of The Holiday Season

Not all heroes wear capes...some prevent the cost of hot dogs from rising

Someone Asked What Weird Habits Partners Hid Before Moving In And 35 Folks Had Some Dirty Secrets

That's kinda understandable though. I just tear the corner of the packet and pour them into my mouth though

50 Stunning Food Pics To Make You Cry Into Your $2 Packet Ramen Tonight (Best Of All Time)

ooh my mom made ratatouille too for thanksgiving

50 Stunning Food Pics To Make You Cry Into Your $2 Packet Ramen Tonight (Best Of All Time)

All aboard the sushi train!

50 Stunning Food Pics To Make You Cry Into Your $2 Packet Ramen Tonight (Best Of All Time)

FIRST ATTEMPT???

People In This Online Group Dedicated To DIY Are In Awe Of These Handmade Projects (New Pics)

If you gave me a box of these, i'd 100% try to eat one

People In This Online Group Dedicated To DIY Are In Awe Of These Handmade Projects (New Pics)

quilter here, those seams are GORGEOUS

People In This Online Group Dedicated To DIY Are In Awe Of These Handmade Projects (New Pics)

Draw a ring around it and make it a planet!

People In This Online Group Dedicated To DIY Are In Awe Of These Handmade Projects (New Pics)

GUDETAMA!!

People In This Online Group Dedicated To DIY Are In Awe Of These Handmade Projects (New Pics)

Those lines are so juicy and smooth

50 People Who Had Someone Else’s Back Online And Did It In The Most Wholesome Way (New Pics)

I'm Indian and 100% approve of this message. Culture is something to be shared, no kept exclusive.

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MicrowaveGoddess • commented on 7 posts 3 weeks ago

30 Tinder Profiles That Went So Off The Rails They Even Made Cupid Do A Double Take (New Pics)

Skittles: Taste the Rainbow

30 Tinder Profiles That Went So Off The Rails They Even Made Cupid Do A Double Take (New Pics)

Guys, what if I don't have my own teeth? Can I still go out with this absolute catch? /s

30 Tinder Profiles That Went So Off The Rails They Even Made Cupid Do A Double Take (New Pics)

Skittles: Taste the Rainbow

30 Tinder Profiles That Went So Off The Rails They Even Made Cupid Do A Double Take (New Pics)

Guys, what if I don't have my own teeth? Can I still go out with this absolute catch? /s

30 Tinder Profiles That Went So Off The Rails They Even Made Cupid Do A Double Take (New Pics)

I can hear the bald eagles screeching from here.

30 Tinder Profiles That Went So Off The Rails They Even Made Cupid Do A Double Take (New Pics)

They said taste the rainbow, but I guess you can smell it too

30 Tinder Profiles That Went So Off The Rails They Even Made Cupid Do A Double Take (New Pics)

he seems very professional when it comes to manhandling fish

30 Tinder Profiles That Went So Off The Rails They Even Made Cupid Do A Double Take (New Pics)

He seems really fun

30 Tinder Profiles That Went So Off The Rails They Even Made Cupid Do A Double Take (New Pics)

I would totally swipe right just to see the broom person's opening line

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MicrowaveGoddess • commented on 2 posts 4 weeks ago

“2,055 Brown Recluse Spiders Were Collected”: 30 “Today I Learned” Facts, From Shocking To Cool

I hate the "get premium to continue reading" bs. Come on BP. First restricting dark mode, now cutting off articles??

50 Interesting And Intriguing Facts From The “Today I Learned” Community

Oh, I had to act this out in a skit at school..I was Lawrence. My friend got to beat me with a wrappng paper roll.

MicrowaveGoddess • commented on 10 posts 1 month ago

You Don’t Need To Like Science To Enjoy These 50 Memes (New Pics)

Engineers and gamers are often one and the same, no?

‘Dude Fridges’: 50 Hilariously Unhinged Fridges That Define ‘Chaotic’

When the chess game is so good you need to save it for later

You Don’t Need To Like Science To Enjoy These 50 Memes (New Pics)

Engineers and gamers are often one and the same, no?

‘Dude Fridges’: 50 Hilariously Unhinged Fridges That Define ‘Chaotic’

When the chess game is so good you need to save it for later

“I’m Guessing He Was Very Popular In Prison”: 50 Times Popular Kids Seriously Messed Up

HOLY S**T, WTF????

50 Times Birds Were Perfect Material For Memes

Again with the fruits...I thought these were bird memes

50 Times Birds Were Perfect Material For Memes

I thought these were meant to be bird memes. But I only see bananas. I feel scammed.

50 Times Birds Were Perfect Material For Memes

They're becoming smarter every day...soon we will have to bow to our bird overlords

50 Times Birds Were Perfect Material For Memes

This bird keeps itself in the air by sheer force of will alone.

50 Times Birds Were Perfect Material For Memes

Me on a daily basis (even though I live in texas)

“What’s A Little Secret That You Know Only Because You Work In That Industry?” (50 Answers)

Chewy seems like an excellent brand (please don't jinx this)

“I Have No Hope For Humans Anymore”: 48 Of The Stupidest Things People Have Ever Asked Online

You could try to find a numbing cream, though I don’t know how much it would help.

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MicrowaveGoddess • submitted a new post 1 month ago

Community, Community AITA

Hey Pandas, Should I Tell My Mom That I Know My Dad Is Cheating?

MicrowaveGoddess • upvoted 2 items 1 month ago

50 Random Memes That Have No Business Being This Funny

He could live to 28 + 1/365 and still have an age expressable as n^n. This dude has an integer fetish

50 Hilarious Random Memes That Grumpy Millennials Might Especially Enjoy

We called that kind of pajamas "paddie feet." 🤭

MicrowaveGoddess • submitted a list addition 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Dad Joke You've Ever Heard? (Closed)

MicrowaveGoddess • submitted a new post 1 month ago

Community, Community AITA

Hey Pandas, Should I Tell My Mom That I Know My Dad Is Cheating?

MicrowaveGoddess • submitted 9 new posts 1 year ago

Challenges, Community

Hey Pandas, What Does Your Hair Look Like?

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What Are The Names Of Your Groupchats?

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Book You've Ever Read?

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Hey Pandas, Share Your Best Foot In Mouth Stories

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Hey Pandas, Summarize A Movie As Poorly As You Can (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Snack?

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Hey Pandas, In Your Opinion, What's The Most Messed Up Kids' Movie? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What Movies Never Fail To Make You Laugh?

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Google Easter Egg?

MicrowaveGoddess • submitted 5 new posts 2 years ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What's One Of Your Fears? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, Add A Word To A Movie Title To Ruin It (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What's Your Odd Hobby? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What's The Most Ridiculous Lie You've Ever Told?

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Hey Pandas, What Was/Is Your Favorite Subject

MicrowaveGoddess • submitted a list addition 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Dad Joke You've Ever Heard? (Closed)

MicrowaveGoddess • submitted 19 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Does Your Hair Look Like?

Hey Pandas, What's A Time You've Been So Shocked At Someone's Ignorance? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Can You Explain A Film Badly? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are The Names Of Your Groupchats?

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Book You've Ever Read?

Hey Pandas, Share Your Best Foot In Mouth Stories

Hey Pandas, What's A Rare Insult You've Received From Someone? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Summarize A Movie As Poorly As You Can (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Snack?

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Do That You're Not Sure Anyone Else Does? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Movies Never Fail To Make You Laugh?

Hey Pandas, Whats The Scariest Fact You Know?

Hey Pandas, What’s A Fact About You That Seems Fake? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Give Reading Recommendations, What Should We Be Reading?

Hey Pandas, What's The Darkest Joke You've Ever Made?

Hey Pandas, AITA For Telling My Nieces About Our Family's Breast Cancer History?

Hey Pandas, What's A Saying In Your Language That You Think Others Should Have Too? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Google Easter Egg?

MicrowaveGoddess • commented on a post 2 hours ago

30 Beautiful Creations Inspired by Nature That People Were Excited to Share Online

OP probably dips them in slip (watery, liquid clay), and then attaches them to the bottle. The flowers on the inside will burn away in the kiln

MicrowaveGoddess • commented on a post 3 days ago

40 Memes That Capture Humor, Chaos, And Everything In Between

Thanatos explaining he's the god of death, not Hades

MicrowaveGoddess • commented on a post 6 days ago

This IG Page Is Dedicated To Sharing The Most Hilariously Random Memes, And Here Are 50 Of Them

me when I've been coughing for 2 hours straight due to allergies during my math midtem

MicrowaveGoddess • commented on 3 posts 1 week ago

50 Feline Drama Queens Who Couldn't Keep Their Meows To Themselves (New Pics)

When you scream into the void, it sometimes screams back

50 Feline Drama Queens Who Couldn't Keep Their Meows To Themselves (New Pics)

I'm falling for that trap 100%

“That Will Haunt Me Till The Day I Die”: 30 Embarrassing Life Moments These People Can’t Forget

teratoma (the tumor part, cause i wasn't sure what you were asking)

MicrowaveGoddess • commented on 11 posts 2 weeks ago

50 Interesting Facts And Curiosities To Take Your Mind Off The Stress Of The Holiday Season

Not all heroes wear capes...some prevent the cost of hot dogs from rising

Someone Asked What Weird Habits Partners Hid Before Moving In And 35 Folks Had Some Dirty Secrets

That's kinda understandable though. I just tear the corner of the packet and pour them into my mouth though

50 Stunning Food Pics To Make You Cry Into Your $2 Packet Ramen Tonight (Best Of All Time)

ooh my mom made ratatouille too for thanksgiving

50 Stunning Food Pics To Make You Cry Into Your $2 Packet Ramen Tonight (Best Of All Time)

All aboard the sushi train!

50 Stunning Food Pics To Make You Cry Into Your $2 Packet Ramen Tonight (Best Of All Time)

FIRST ATTEMPT???

People In This Online Group Dedicated To DIY Are In Awe Of These Handmade Projects (New Pics)

If you gave me a box of these, i'd 100% try to eat one

People In This Online Group Dedicated To DIY Are In Awe Of These Handmade Projects (New Pics)

quilter here, those seams are GORGEOUS

People In This Online Group Dedicated To DIY Are In Awe Of These Handmade Projects (New Pics)

Draw a ring around it and make it a planet!

People In This Online Group Dedicated To DIY Are In Awe Of These Handmade Projects (New Pics)

GUDETAMA!!

People In This Online Group Dedicated To DIY Are In Awe Of These Handmade Projects (New Pics)

Those lines are so juicy and smooth

50 People Who Had Someone Else’s Back Online And Did It In The Most Wholesome Way (New Pics)

I'm Indian and 100% approve of this message. Culture is something to be shared, no kept exclusive.

MicrowaveGoddess • commented on 3 posts 3 weeks ago

30 Tinder Profiles That Went So Off The Rails They Even Made Cupid Do A Double Take (New Pics)

Skittles: Taste the Rainbow

30 Tinder Profiles That Went So Off The Rails They Even Made Cupid Do A Double Take (New Pics)

Guys, what if I don't have my own teeth? Can I still go out with this absolute catch? /s

30 Tinder Profiles That Went So Off The Rails They Even Made Cupid Do A Double Take (New Pics)

I can hear the bald eagles screeching from here.

MicrowaveGoddess • upvoted an item 2 weeks ago

50 Random Memes That Have No Business Being This Funny

He could live to 28 + 1/365 and still have an age expressable as n^n. This dude has an integer fetish

MicrowaveGoddess • upvoted 4 items 1 month ago

50 Hilarious Random Memes That Grumpy Millennials Might Especially Enjoy

We called that kind of pajamas "paddie feet." 🤭

30 Times People Mended Their Ruined Things Very Visibly And Only Made Them Cooler (New Pics)

SO CUTE!!!

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Book You've Ever Read?

Hey Pandas Whats The Worst Dad Joke You Ever Heard

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

MicrowaveGoddess • upvoted 4 items 2 months ago

Scots Have The Best Sense Of Humor And These 50 Memes Prove It

Big one on the front left, and second place is medium back right.

50 Times People Found The Funniest And Weirdest Things While Shopping Secondhand

**Eternal Nightfall** In shadows deep where moonlight weeps, A heart once warm now bitter keeps, A whispered sigh, a lover lost, In timeless love, I count the cost. His laughter echoed in the night, A flicker dimmed, a fading light, With every drop of crimson wine, I drink to memories, he was mine. Beneath the stars, I roam alone, An empty grave, a heart of stone, For love like ours, it could not be, A cursed fate, eternity. We danced through ages, hand in hand, Yet fate, so cruel, had other plans, His breath, a ghost upon my skin, In dreams he lingers, where hope begins. Yet dawn will never break my spell, In silence deep, I bid farewell, To love that burned like fire’s glow, Now just a phantom, lost below. So here I stand, where shadows play, A vampire's heart, forever gray, In midnight’s grasp, I seek his face, An endless ache, a lost embrace.

40 Seemingly Fabricated Facts That Have Been Proven To Be Accurate Information

Then, logically, the opposite must also be true.

Hey Pandas, What Does Your Hair Look Like?

Amazing hair!

MicrowaveGoddess • upvoted 2 items 3 months ago

30 Of The Most Unhinged And Disturbing Voicemails People Have Ever Received

This is by no means a disturbing voicemail.

50 Posts From This FB Page Dedicated To “Amazing Facts And Unbelievable Things In The World” (New Pics)

GEEK! (joke)

MicrowaveGoddess • upvoted an item 4 months ago

50 Embarrassing Employee-Boss Moments That Were So Bad People Had To Share

What’s the name of the hotspot? Don’t be shy

MicrowaveGoddess • upvoted an item 5 months ago

“What Screams ‘I’m A Bad Parent’?”: 50 People Hold Nothing Back

My mum and dad fought over who got custody of me. My mum lost and she ended up with me.

MicrowaveGoddess • upvoted 2 items 6 months ago

50 Mother’s Day Gifts That Left Parents Crying Either From Joy Or Laughter (New Pics)

I don't know if that's very ergonomic, but it sure is pretty!

50 Funny And Wholesome Dads Who Nailed Fatherhood (New Pics)

Yasss!!

MicrowaveGoddess • upvoted an item 8 months ago

The ‘Sarcasm’ Facebook Page Shares Hilarious Memes, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones

It's 2024 not 1954. I don't think I've seen a paperclip in years.

MicrowaveGoddess • upvoted 4 items 9 months ago

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Me: hi how are you Them: good how are you Me: good, how are you.

50 Hilarious Feline Memes From The Wholesome Cat Community “CatCon Worldwide” (New Pics)

No, we are always calm, loving animals. Always. I promise.

50 ‘Mildly Interesting’ Things That May Surprise You (Best Of All Time)

I was unaware that texting, email and phone calls were "Social Media"

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