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Lord pretzell • commented on 17 posts 1 year ago

“Sudden Shiver Down My Spine”: 50 Terrifying Pics To Show Why The Fear Of Deep Water Is Real

(Look up you should kill yourself now meme, I can’t put the image in)

“Sudden Shiver Down My Spine”: 50 Terrifying Pics To Show Why The Fear Of Deep Water Is Real

There is no way bp put this image in lmaooooooo 💀💀💀

“Sudden Shiver Down My Spine”: 50 Terrifying Pics To Show Why The Fear Of Deep Water Is Real

(Look up you should kill yourself now meme, I can’t put the image in)

“Sudden Shiver Down My Spine”: 50 Terrifying Pics To Show Why The Fear Of Deep Water Is Real

There is no way bp put this image in lmaooooooo 💀💀💀

35 Hilarious Times People Interacted With ChatGPT And Just Had To Share The Results Online

God I cringed so hard reading this lmao

50 Funny Bathroom Signs People Found Around The World

A lot of these just feel a bit sexist and transphobic . Its giving me the ick

50 Funny Bathroom Signs People Found Around The World

Do people realise your chromosomes can be different from how you identify even if you’re cis?

50 Times People Realized They Are Old As Hell

Unless they’re like 5 I think kids know what a house phone is lol.

50 Pointlessly Gendered Examples That Show Society Has Gone Too Far With It (New Pics)

Oh I saw these when I was in Germany! They’re all like steel coloured with rust and it’s so weird lmao

30 "Cursed Images" That Give Off An Uneasy Vibe, As Shared By This Instagram Page

You’re welcome<3

30 "Cursed Images" That Give Off An Uneasy Vibe, As Shared By This Instagram Page

!!!TWO TRUCKS HAVING SE-

50 Funny Times Brits Was Caught Just Being Brits, As Shared In This Group (New Pics)

I could swear I’ve been here

50 Times People Spotted The Most ‘Cursed Shirts’ In The Wild And Had To Share Them Online

Unicorn warriors eternal be like:

‘Aged Like Milk:’ 50 Things That Aged So Bad, They Went Sour (New Posts)

Inside job :(

35 Of The Weirdest, Maybe Useless, But Interesting Facts To Know, Shared In This Online Thread

And it’s not just mice! Other rodents and even SLUGS enjoy a good wheel

‘Wait… This Is Wholesome’: 50 Memes To Brighten Your Mood And Restore Your Faith In Humanity

IM SPIDER-MAN?!?? AND THESE GUYS ARE TOO?!??*not clickbait*

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Lord pretzell • upvoted 23 items 1 year ago

"Anyone Who Tries To Baby Themselves, It’s Over”: Arnold Schwarzenegger Slams Gen Z

What a d**k.

"Anyone Who Tries To Baby Themselves, It’s Over”: Arnold Schwarzenegger Slams Gen Z

“The younger generation always gets so offended” -the people who cried over a barbie move being too “woke” and go crazy whenever they see a gay person

"Anyone Who Tries To Baby Themselves, It’s Over”: Arnold Schwarzenegger Slams Gen Z

What a d**k.

"Anyone Who Tries To Baby Themselves, It’s Over”: Arnold Schwarzenegger Slams Gen Z

“The younger generation always gets so offended” -the people who cried over a barbie move being too “woke” and go crazy whenever they see a gay person

"Anyone Who Tries To Baby Themselves, It’s Over”: Arnold Schwarzenegger Slams Gen Z

Youth bashing is just as rotten as boomer bashing. STOP.

50 Times People Saw Jerks Being Jerks And Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

Can we stop using the word 'triggered' to refer to being annoyed or disgusted? That's not what a trigger is.

Anti-Capitalist-Jokes-Economicleft

50 Funny Bathroom Signs People Found Around The World

That’s sexist. If the genders were reversed people would be up in arms

Imagine Having Your Own Bathroom At Work

Unpopular-Cancelable-Food-Opinions

Most-Controversial-Parenting-Opinions

“There Was A Legal Age For Caffeine”: 50 Hilariously Silly Things People Believed To Be True

This isn’t really related to the post but why are there so many ads on here suddenly? I’ve never seen this many ads on here Edit: huh, come back the next day and they’re all gone, that’s weird

‘Aged Like Milk:’ 50 Things That Aged So Bad, They Went Sour (New Posts)

Look up "separate but equal" from the US racist past. It sounds reasonable when you say it, but reality is you just end up with exclusionary spaces, like the "no coloreds allowed" restaurant.

‘Aged Like Milk:’ 50 Things That Aged So Bad, They Went Sour (New Posts)

For those living under a rock; JK Rowling is a hateful bigot who hides her rampant transphobia under "feminism".

"Baguettes In Unusual Places": 40 Confusing And Amusing Pics

is that kimmy???

The Rich vs. The Poor

50 Memes That Show Just How "Basic" And Similar We All Are

Ricky Gervais is one of the most untalented, saddest, elitist, narcissistic comedians. Other comedians barely tolerate him because of his self absorbed attitude. Even Jerry Seinfeld called him out on his bs.

50 Memes That Show Just How "Basic" And Similar We All Are

Writing this down next time I’m offended. It depends on the humor, though. If it’s plain rude and meant to belittle someone or something, it shouldn’t be funny at all. The person who said it has issues and is NOT actually happy

35 Jokes That Programmers Should Have No Trouble Relating To, As Shared In This Online Group

Probably busy explaining how comedy works to people much funnier than him.

35 Jokes That Programmers Should Have No Trouble Relating To, As Shared In This Online Group

Probably too busy trying to figure out how a Latin prefix meaning "on the same side" is somehow a slur in his mind.

People Share The Ultimate Red Flag That Overshadows All The Green Ones, Here Are 30 Of The Most Accurate Ones

Never heard of Pearl but agree with the other two. I know many men who find Peterson inspirational or even clever, I don't. He's egoist who twist others' words and rarely replies to a question when it's uncomfortable to him.

30 Times TV Show Writers Showed Such Incredible Attention To Detail, People Couldn’t Help But Be Amazed

This is just an amazing show. Until Netflix took over. Then it just got weird, and not in a good way

Here's A List Of 50 Hilarious, Heartwarming And Straight-Up Bizarre Pics Taken In Airports

I also think it’s cringe because it’s chauvinistic. Lots of weird lessons being taught here.

Classic-Funny-Memes-Jokes

Look Who Just Discovered Consent

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Lord pretzell • submitted a new post 2 years ago

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Hey Pandas, When Did You Realise Your School Was Fulll Of Crap?

Lord pretzell • submitted 2 new posts 3 years ago

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Hey Pandas, What Weird Stuff Did You Do As A Kid? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best One Liner?

Lord pretzell • submitted 2 list additions 2 years ago

"What Is One Strange Thing You’re Addicted To?": 30 Odd Things Our Community Can’t Live Without

Hey Pandas, When Did You Realise Your School Was Fulll Of Crap?

Lord pretzell • submitted 9 list additions 3 years ago

Happy Holidays, Pandas! What's A Fun Christmas Tradition You Have? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Weird Stuff Did You Do As A Kid? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post The 5th Image In Your Camera Roll (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That You Learned From Lockdown? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, How Have You Changed In The Past Few Years?

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Dream Of Doing But Are Too Scared To Do So? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, This Is A Safe Space For Secrets You Want To Get Off Your Chest

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best One Liner?

Hey Pandas, What Would You Really Like To Rant About?

Lord pretzell • commented on 17 posts 1 year ago

“Sudden Shiver Down My Spine”: 50 Terrifying Pics To Show Why The Fear Of Deep Water Is Real

(Look up you should kill yourself now meme, I can’t put the image in)

“Sudden Shiver Down My Spine”: 50 Terrifying Pics To Show Why The Fear Of Deep Water Is Real

There is no way bp put this image in lmaooooooo 💀💀💀

50 Times People Saw Jerks Being Jerks And Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

Hey bp you really shouldn’t use triggered like this, it diminishes the experiences of people with PTSD and other mental disorders where they can get triggered

50 Times People Were Tired Of Capitalism And Were Not Afraid To Say It

This is satire

50 Times People Were Tired Of Capitalism And Were Not Afraid To Say It

Little witch academia

35 Hilarious Times People Interacted With ChatGPT And Just Had To Share The Results Online

God I cringed so hard reading this lmao

50 Funny Bathroom Signs People Found Around The World

A lot of these just feel a bit sexist and transphobic . Its giving me the ick

50 Funny Bathroom Signs People Found Around The World

Do people realise your chromosomes can be different from how you identify even if you’re cis?

50 Times People Realized They Are Old As Hell

Unless they’re like 5 I think kids know what a house phone is lol.

50 Pointlessly Gendered Examples That Show Society Has Gone Too Far With It (New Pics)

Oh I saw these when I was in Germany! They’re all like steel coloured with rust and it’s so weird lmao

30 "Cursed Images" That Give Off An Uneasy Vibe, As Shared By This Instagram Page

You’re welcome<3

30 "Cursed Images" That Give Off An Uneasy Vibe, As Shared By This Instagram Page

!!!TWO TRUCKS HAVING SE-

50 Funny Times Brits Was Caught Just Being Brits, As Shared In This Group (New Pics)

I could swear I’ve been here

50 Times People Spotted The Most ‘Cursed Shirts’ In The Wild And Had To Share Them Online

Unicorn warriors eternal be like:

‘Aged Like Milk:’ 50 Things That Aged So Bad, They Went Sour (New Posts)

Inside job :(

35 Of The Weirdest, Maybe Useless, But Interesting Facts To Know, Shared In This Online Thread

And it’s not just mice! Other rodents and even SLUGS enjoy a good wheel

‘Wait… This Is Wholesome’: 50 Memes To Brighten Your Mood And Restore Your Faith In Humanity

IM SPIDER-MAN?!?? AND THESE GUYS ARE TOO?!??*not clickbait*

Lord pretzell • commented on 3 posts 2 years ago

35 Times Bosses Wrote Such Delusional Notes, These Employees Just Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

This is horrific

40 Unusual Things People Came Across That Made Them Think They’d Entered A “Parallel Universe”

It’s a reference to Pokémon- different coloured ones are called shiny

40 Unusual Things People Came Across That Made Them Think They’d Entered A “Parallel Universe”

If only this was pikachu’s shiny in the games

Lord pretzell • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

"Anyone Who Tries To Baby Themselves, It’s Over”: Arnold Schwarzenegger Slams Gen Z

What a d**k.

"Anyone Who Tries To Baby Themselves, It’s Over”: Arnold Schwarzenegger Slams Gen Z

“The younger generation always gets so offended” -the people who cried over a barbie move being too “woke” and go crazy whenever they see a gay person

"Anyone Who Tries To Baby Themselves, It’s Over”: Arnold Schwarzenegger Slams Gen Z

Youth bashing is just as rotten as boomer bashing. STOP.

50 Times People Saw Jerks Being Jerks And Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

Can we stop using the word 'triggered' to refer to being annoyed or disgusted? That's not what a trigger is.

Anti-Capitalist-Jokes-Economicleft

50 Funny Bathroom Signs People Found Around The World

Sexist

Imagine Having Your Own Bathroom At Work

50 Funny Bathroom Signs People Found Around The World

That’s sexist. If the genders were reversed people would be up in arms

Unpopular-Cancelable-Food-Opinions

Most-Controversial-Parenting-Opinions

“There Was A Legal Age For Caffeine”: 50 Hilariously Silly Things People Believed To Be True

‘Aged Like Milk:’ 50 Things That Aged So Bad, They Went Sour (New Posts)

For those living under a rock; JK Rowling is a hateful bigot who hides her rampant transphobia under "feminism".

‘Aged Like Milk:’ 50 Things That Aged So Bad, They Went Sour (New Posts)

Look up "separate but equal" from the US racist past. It sounds reasonable when you say it, but reality is you just end up with exclusionary spaces, like the "no coloreds allowed" restaurant.

The Rich vs. The Poor

"Baguettes In Unusual Places": 40 Confusing And Amusing Pics

is that kimmy???

Stay Away From Girls With Bright Unnatural Hair Colors

50 Memes That Show Just How "Basic" And Similar We All Are

My Girlfriend Is My Iop

35 Jokes That Programmers Should Have No Trouble Relating To, As Shared In This Online Group

Probably busy explaining how comedy works to people much funnier than him.

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