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Vintage_Misery_Business
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Psst. Hey you. Yeah you. You're gonna die eventually, but that's ok. Because as long as you make a difference in one person's life, that's all that matters. Now, wanna buy some candy?
Vintage_Misery_Business • upvoted 38 items 1 year ago
oxide-NL reply
Weird kid, he was obsessively into insects. Now a days he runs the largest worm farm in my country. Also believe other insects like maggots and such Apparently there is good money to be made with worms and maggots Fishing bait? I assume why else would you buy them
Teledoink reply
Married a drug dealer con artist. Now he’s dead and she owns a few houses worth several million
ccx941 reply
Lucky guy won the lottery, lived lavishly for a few years, lost most of it partying, gambling, being a dumb**s, but the 2 ex wives took him for most of it. He dropped off the radar for a few years. I Wasn’t shocked when I heard he passed.
UOLATSC reply
Big-time stoner who I always thought was a lazy scumbag who would never amount to anything. He went on to start one of America's most successful edible companies. Classy billboard ads in multiple cities. My mom bought their CBD gummies for awhile. Every year he donates millions of dollars of his company's profits to bail funds for people of color who've been arrested for m*******a possession. He is more successful and has done more objective good for the world than I ever have or will. Turns out I was a bitter judgmental loser in high school!
mekonsrevenge reply
A good friend worked at an early Subway and they helped him buy a franchise. He ended up with a dozen, sold the group and retired.
Kurainuz reply
A higschool mate of me went to college and left college at first year, did a cooking course and found his passion, he is now the best cheff in the city an will probably get a michelin star next year
centaurquestions reply
There were two of them: they both starred on the American version of *The Office.*
mcgato reply
Guy that I grew up hit big with Crocs. His family moved away when I was about 6th grade, but my older brother remains friends with his older brother. I guess the guy worked selling insurance and was offered an opportunity to invest in Crocs (the weird shoes). He went for it and got a few checks back in the $5 to 10 million range. I learned this through my brother, and I think it is true.
Taxfraud777 reply
She got into a relationship with someone who played soccer and he happend to get scouted all the way to the best soccer clubs in the world.
dma1965 reply
She started working for a little company called Microsoft in the mid-1980s. She retired at 40.
Savings-Delay-1075 reply
He started studying solar technology in '88 and now owns a solar installation company in Texas and one in California. He employs close to 200 people. I don't know how rich he is but I'm really familiar with where he came from and what he overcame to do it all. The guy was constantly reading and tinkering with anything solar related, even when we were in high school.
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Weird kid, he was obsessively into insects. Now a days he runs the largest worm farm in my country. Also believe other insects like maggots and such Apparently there is good money to be made with worms and maggots Fishing bait? I assume why else would you buy themTeledoink reply
Married a drug dealer con artist. Now he’s dead and she owns a few houses worth several millionmekonsrevenge reply
A good friend worked at an early Subway and they helped him buy a franchise. He ended up with a dozen, sold the group and retired.ccx941 reply
Lucky guy won the lottery, lived lavishly for a few years, lost most of it partying, gambling, being a dumb**s, but the 2 ex wives took him for most of it. He dropped off the radar for a few years. I Wasn’t shocked when I heard he passed.Kurainuz reply
A higschool mate of me went to college and left college at first year, did a cooking course and found his passion, he is now the best cheff in the city an will probably get a michelin star next yearTaxfraud777 reply
She got into a relationship with someone who played soccer and he happend to get scouted all the way to the best soccer clubs in the world.centaurquestions reply
There were two of them: they both starred on the American version of *The Office.*mcgato reply
Guy that I grew up hit big with Crocs. His family moved away when I was about 6th grade, but my older brother remains friends with his older brother. I guess the guy worked selling insurance and was offered an opportunity to invest in Crocs (the weird shoes). He went for it and got a few checks back in the $5 to 10 million range. I learned this through my brother, and I think it is true.Savings-Delay-1075 reply
He started studying solar technology in '88 and now owns a solar installation company in Texas and one in California. He employs close to 200 people. I don't know how rich he is but I'm really familiar with where he came from and what he overcame to do it all. The guy was constantly reading and tinkering with anything solar related, even when we were in high school.dma1965 reply
She started working for a little company called Microsoft in the mid-1980s. She retired at 40.UOLATSC reply
Big-time stoner who I always thought was a lazy scumbag who would never amount to anything. He went on to start one of America's most successful edible companies. Classy billboard ads in multiple cities. My mom bought their CBD gummies for awhile. Every year he donates millions of dollars of his company's profits to bail funds for people of color who've been arrested for m*******a possession. He is more successful and has done more objective good for the world than I ever have or will. Turns out I was a bitter judgmental loser in high school! Vintage_Misery_Business • is following 67 people
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