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This lazy panda forgot to write something about itself.
Iconic • upvoted 9 items 1 year ago
Hey Pandas, Can You Tell Me About The Most Embarrassing Thing You’ve Ever Accidentally Done?
This is similar to another one on here but different at the same time. I was about 8 years old and it was my birthday so I had a couple friends over. Now at the time I was lactose intolerant so when I had dairy products I would get diarrhea. But since it was my birthday I had ALOT of ice cream. Fast forward about 30 minutes after eating all the ice cream I have to pass gas. I tooted and then pooped my pants. Friends never found out thoughHey Pandas, Can You Tell Me About The Most Embarrassing Thing You’ve Ever Accidentally Done?
Stepped on a broken glass bottle while running around barefoot in long grass. My dad drove me to like 3 different hospitals because they were full or had lots of people but at least it was free health care :,D. Still have a scar about the size of a 50¢ coin even after about 8 years. Could’ve been worse!
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Hey Pandas, Can You Tell Me About The Most Embarrassing Thing You’ve Ever Accidentally Done?
This is similar to another one on here but different at the same time. I was about 8 years old and it was my birthday so I had a couple friends over. Now at the time I was lactose intolerant so when I had dairy products I would get diarrhea. But since it was my birthday I had ALOT of ice cream. Fast forward about 30 minutes after eating all the ice cream I have to pass gas. I tooted and then pooped my pants. Friends never found out thoughHey Pandas, Can You Tell Me About The Most Embarrassing Thing You’ve Ever Accidentally Done?
Stepped on a broken glass bottle while running around barefoot in long grass. My dad drove me to like 3 different hospitals because they were full or had lots of people but at least it was free health care :,D. Still have a scar about the size of a 50¢ coin even after about 8 years. Could’ve been worse! Iconic • upvoted 11 items 2 years ago
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Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus. And I lost my job as a bus driver! Iconic • is following a person
